#soft marketable baby sam and max

[heartludwig]

Mr browns car was later found at the bottom of the lake for some unrelated reason 😌

Anyways here is an old comic from back in the day that I never got to post here 👋

#sam and max #sam & max #sam and max fanart #freelance husbands #freelance police #sam and max freelance police #sam max #soft marketable baby Sam and max

[gizmogirz]

Tell them they’re pretty!!

#sam and max #sam and max freelance police #my art #soft marketable baby sam and max

[raya-1010]

Winter activities!

#sam and max fanart #sam and max #soft marketable baby sam and max #spongebob reference #something #my art

[27coughs27]

#gay #freelance husbands #max #sam #sam and max #freelance #freelance police #i hate my mom #police #sam and max beyond time and space #soft marketable baby versions #soft marketable Sam and max #soft marketable baby sam and max #little Sam is so silly #potty #fire hydrant #fountain of youth #baby Amelia Earhart #they are so cute

[lillylunala]

Baby Sam and Max are sooooo cute!!! 💕💞💓💗💖💘💝

Aaah thank you!! Here's the childs together!

#max is a lil older by like more than half a year #sam and max #sam & max #sam and max freelance police #baby sam #baby max #also SORRY FOR THE DELAY #im finally trying to get to answer these asks my god #lillys doodles #ask lilly #soft marketable baby sam and max

[toobsthetubb]

No thoughts. Just this picture of Sam and Max.

#soft marketable baby sam and max

[youhalfwit]

Then they became best friends :)

Original made by rotsuko

#I know it’s not that funny but every time I see this I laugh #we need more art of soft and marketable baby sam and max #sam and max comic #max sam and max #sam sam and max #snm #sam and max freelance police #freelance police #meme redraw #digital art #art #procreate #funny #sam and max #my art

[scyape]

salmon max or whatever their names are

#my art #sam and max #freelance police #freelance husbands #doodle dump #soft marketable baby versions of them!

[strdust22]

hmmmmm

#sam & max #soft marketable baby sam????

[samandmaxsecretsanta]

It's soft marketable baby versions of Sam and Max, here to convince you to join my Secret Santa! Entries close on the 16th, so please sign up (HERE) asap if you're interested! Please read the rules (linked here) first, and share if you'd like!

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#sam and max #freelance police #freelance husbands #snm #happy to say i already have a decent amount of ppl signed up for this to be fun #or at least more ppl than i thot would sign up lmao #but i would love more and im super excited !!

[the-friend-for-life]

I just wanted to make a comic about soft, marketable baby Sam and Max.

#sam and max #sam and max freelance police #baby sam and max #my art

[raya-1010]

Gross!

#sam and max #sam and max fanart #soft marketable baby sam and max #something #my art

[lillylunala]

Yes, Baby Max is cute and all but there's a major lack of baby Sam. Can I have a little bit of Baby Sam content, plz?

Pupper time!

#ive done him a couple times bfore if you havent seen too jha #sam and max #sam & max #sam and max freelance police #baby sam #soft marketable baby sam #ask lilly

[tricobicofriend]

soft marketable baby jet

i'm rly fond of the narrative of jet standing between their friends & bullies & no matter how many times they get flung away (bats r v light & easy to throw), they get back up & defend their friends again. also it'd would also b a v funny visual for the sam & max animated series bc they'd fly thru the air like a combo scarecrow mcdonalds napkin

#freelance police #my freelance police sona #freelance police jet jed #my drawings #also i still haven't decied whether or not they meet sam in childhood #im thinking they meet in highschool in canon

[youhalfwit]

Even tho Grandpa Stinky shows an aversion to soft and marketable baby Sam and Max, I think he would have a soft spot for Luger. He’s quiet and his name is cool as hell! Anytime Luger waddles over to the counter, he’ll get a free treat from Stinky :]

#forcing you guys to look at my self indulgent grandpa stinky hc #:) #sam and max #sam and max fankids #sam and max freelance police #freelance husbands #fankid #Au #sam and max au #fanart #my art #grandpa stinky

[spookaburra]

Max (Sam and Max) - 1, 7, 10 and 15!

1: My first impression of them

I remember thinking Max was really interesting. I was introduced to him via Poker Night at the Inventory rather than an actual part of his series, so everything I saw was isolated from his adventures. Even so, he intrigued me enough to chase down the series itself, and I think one of my earliest posts about Sam & Max is even something along the lines of "I got way more into this series than I thought I would". Of course, nothing truly ended up coming of that until years later, but when I fall, I fall hard, you know how it is.

7: A quote of them that you remember

There are a lot of good ones, but the one that immediately popped into my head was, "I take my coffee green: like my men."

Another good one is "Come on Sam, don't be a jerk." because he meant it, and there's just something special about Max being put so far out of his comfort zone that he has neither the energy nor will to be his usual Chaotic Neutral self.

10: Describe the character in one sentence

He's ADHD on crack, wrapped up in a fuzzy white blanket.

15: Worst storyline they had

Maybe the one where you have to manipulate the timeline in order to make him like girls, so he hits on Momma Bosco, which causes her to lose interest in him?

Okay, so there's a time machine, and Bosco goes through it, sees his mom as a young woman, he panics, and knocks over a bottle of milk, which spills into her new invention: The Baby Maker. You take a DNA sample of the mom, and the dad, and you can literally just make a baby. But now Bosco is half-cow because of the milk, so you have to find the male donor and get a sample to put him back to normal. But then you talk to Momma Bosco, and she falls for Max because he doesn't like her, and you always want what you can't have. So now he's her new pet project, and she decides not to even have a kid at all, so now Bosco is fading from existence because she never uses the Baby Maker, and now you have to find Bosco's "dad" and get Momma Bosco to lose interest in Max so you can get Bosco back to normal.

You have to go through time, manipulate things, and make the Soft, Marketable, Baby Version of Max go to his school prom (this year's theme is "Awakening Desires") and after-prom kissing retreat in order to "awaken his desires" and make him like girls.

Back to the 60's, Max is now a lecherous womanizer because we changed his childhood, and this puts off Momma Bosco to the point where she loses interest in him. She decides to have a kid again, and now Bosco is saved, yay!

I just...I know it's a point and click adventure, and I know those get really convoluted at times (that's part of the charm), but I mean...just pretend to like her. This is the only puzzle in the series that can be solved without any items or anything, just...hit on her. I don't know why it annoys me so much, the whole rigamarole just feels so pointless, I guess. They even address Max being so OOC:

"I don't like you like this, Max."

"Don't worry, Sam, I can feel it wearing off already! I'll bet by next month, I'll be completely back to normal!"

This, being in reference to the fact that the series was being released in episodic format, month by month. That's a good joke. I like that joke.

But seriously, just pretend to like her.

Honorable mention for Max's worst storyline is that time he literally just dies. Like...dies dies. No Deus Ex Machina to save him, no "we brought him back to life!" just dead.

#Asks