Y/N: "That's it, I gotta get out of town til I can find a bodyguard."
Bucky: "Bodyguard, huh? Uh, I might be able to help you out. "
Y/N: "You don't understand, mister. I need protection from the scariest and most deadliest guy in town. Here's his picture." *Holds up a picture of Bucky Barnes as the Winter Soldier*
Bucky: *Reveals himself wearing a fake mustache. He chuckles* "He doesn't look so tough."
Y/N: "I tattled on him, and now he wants to strangle me with his diabolical metal hand. I hope it's not dirty."
Bucky: *Looks at his filthy metal hand and laughs. Before he can strangle Y/N, a taxi stops next to them, and Bucky puts his hands behind his back and smiles as the taxi drives off*
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ragatha voice: LISTEN HERE YOU CRUSTACEOUS CHEAPSKATE
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i see this with a lot of fanfic/ fanart mario's and would like to offer an alternative cuz i think canon mario's a bit more chill about some stuff than the fandom gives him credit for
other's mario: (to bowser) YOU SONUVA BITCH-!!
my mario: (to bowser) you like like luigi, don't you?
also my mario: (to anyone) mama mia! we gotta save bowser before luigi rizzes the pants on and then offa him!!
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They're going to go jellyfishing, just give them a moment to do the awesome prep sequence
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I was a WIMP before Anchor Arms!!
Now I'm a JERK and everybody loves me!
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Nobody asked for this but yknow
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I just think Ted Tonate's goggles act like Spongebob 'n' Patrick's eyes in the episode where they look for the Dutchman's treasure
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They're each others comfort character
characters @heroesspirit
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let's go...spray some windows!!!! WITH ALIEN-OUT SPRAYY!! ONLY FOR 99.99 DOLLARS
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