#sorry everybody. it was funny to me

[toldentops]

IM GOING TO FUCKING THROW UP

#IDK. SHITPOST? #f slur #<-implied #i saw pretty colors posted today and say the hex code. hand over fucking mouth #splatoon #splatoon 3 #sorry everybody. it was funny to me #spyke #annie #my art

[jestroer]

Grian and Scar in their exciting new cosplay! ^^

#control freakTM and adventurous bubbly fool who is characterised as stupid and. loves bad movies. #im sorry everybody. or am i? #ITS FUNNY THO AND IM RIGHT #i am severely sleep deprived and its 3 am #)))))) #goodtimeswithscar #grian #hermitcraft #idk what im doing man #good luck me

[eggsdrawings]

total dramas your klance

#this is not the klance post i promised earlier. just realized i had this saved and never posted it and its really funny to me #vld #klance #lance mcclain #keith kogane #tagging it because ill force u all to look at this #somehow just made this my first klance post of 2024 sorry everybody

[housewifebuck]

#on my close up gifs shit today sorry everybody ..... #Eddie diaz #eddiediazedit #911 #911edit #911verse #911 abc #911hiatus2023 #🪐 #my gifs #its sooooo funny to me that they remembered ONE of his scars but not any of the other ones

[quirkle2]

art pieces that r incomprehensible without access to my mind

#qkdraws #id in alt #hiiii sorry for no art for a bit there i took what was Supposed to be a 2 week break from drawing after that comic #but then i took a break from the break bc not drawing for 2 weeks is smth im not capable of #first time rendering the texture of an orange i know it looks off but cut me some slack man . im just a little guy #this is smth super vague for a fic idea i have in mind. i have way more art for this fic than words #art = like 3 pieces And an animation #words: an astounding 0 #ritsu-centric and kinda horror-esque tho so weeeee #i've drawn ritsu in this pose w this expression like . 4 times now. which is rly funny to me #what can i say i just.it's fun.it fits him #mp100 #mob psycho 100 #mob psycho #ritsu kageyama #mp100 ritsu #ritsu has a bad time and everybody else is highkey concerned for his mental and physical wellbeing: the fic

[redbootsindoriath]

Apparently in my absence this post had its 1000-notes-iversary.

This time we get to see the culprit responsible for ruining our heroes' lives as well.

I've really missed you guys, by the way. I know I've said that already, but I'm serious. Once or twice this year I've been right on the brink of coming back but schedule stuff always keeps me from letting myself commit to that again, and that in turn has kept me from posting anything at all. But I've been in an unexpected drawing mood lately and so if I can get enough stuff to set up a queue we might pretend I'm back for a month or so sometime this year. Maybe. Hopefully. We'll see. No promises though. That's why I'm hiding this paragraph under the cut.

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[Beren:] "Uhhh...barkeep...I think he's had enough now..." [Tolkien:] "No, I don't think he has...!"

#beren #bilbo #frodo #tolkien #túrin #the man the myth the legends #beowulf except everybody is short #one shiny #three shinies #everyone deserved better except mîm #what's this a happy ending #my trash #is this actually funny or am i just tired #i'm sorry professor tolkien #/end classification tags #túrin keeps becoming a bigger and bigger guy in my drawings and at this rate he's going to be way taller and broader than he should be #canonically he was really tall and broad but i don't think the professor meant like THIS #at least it makes him really distinct i guess #gonna be sufficiently intimidating for the dagor dagorath #but in the meantime he's just making beren look like a schoolkid in this doodle #(and as i'm sitting here writing these tags i suddenly realize i forgot túrin's white hair streaks again) #(tsk tsk shame on me) #(and didn't it say somewhere that beren's hair also turned grey...? i can't remember where it said that though) #(0 for 2 i have failed all of us) #ANYWAY in my absence tumblr apparently changed formatting again which is not cool but whatever #it's nice to draw again #i've had art block for like 9 months straight #and suddenly this month i suddenly was able to write AND draw again as if i never stopped #i've had writer's block since maybe 2021 so that was the most surprising part #weirdest thing ever but i'm not mad about it

[alfhildr-the-word-weaver]

Today on "tumblr ads that I wish were rebloggable":

I'm not wildly fond of tumblr ads promoting weight loss all willy-nilly, but the theming of this one combined with the fact that I saw it on a blog that I first followed for Dracula Daily posting has me losing it. Lose weight how, pray tell, dear tumblr ad? Lose blood weight? Because someone's drinking it? Am I going to be running through Transylvania because there's a vampire chasing me?

#funny #Dracula Daily #weight loss tw #tumblr ads #Transylvania #walking challenge #I don't mind the idea of a walking challenge but this idea that everybody needs to lose weight constantly is so dangerously pervasive #but the implied context of “lose weight because vampires” is kind of hilarious #image described in alt text #sorry to the people of Transylvania that your country gets flattened to heehoo vampires #but the spooky castle theming plus the theme of the blog that I saw this on made thinking about vampires unavoidable for me #vampires #rosebleue #sorry Rose (can I call you Rose?) I know you did not personally put this ad on your blog #it's just the combination of it with you as a vampire blog that made it so funny to me #blood drinking #ask to tag #if there's anything else I've missed #lunch break posting

[spaceistheplaceart]

found an old ekurei comic rotting in my files, decided to finish it. upon my rewatch of mp100 i kept noticing how many times dimple was referred to as a pet- but he's not ! ! ! he's a friend :)

#not too happy w the writing but whatevs #sorry matsuo likers if hes ooc i used him as plot device #ekurei #mp100 #mob psycho 100 #reigen arataka #dimple mp100 #comic #op art #ok continuing my thoughts here bc i dont want a whole essay up there #ik reigen calls him a pet as well but its more joking imo and also #this comic is after s3 when they r sort of friends #in my ekurei timeline tho they aint fusing yet. just pals #maybe have fused a few times but nothin srs yet #for those who dont follow me that will not make any sense lol #but even mob calls him a pet sometimes! or dehumanizes him. like. mob. you are the ghost seer. you should know better #now i could be misremembering that but still #everybody treats him like a mosquito or something which is funny but hes a person #he just looks different :( #long post

[shannonsketches]

he's so important to me

#i guess i need to watch the anime but super's manga has just been a self-indulgent fever dream for me from start to finish #100000/10 absolutely perfect so validating so extremely catered to my tastes and headcanons and analyses and humor #so fucking funny and emotional and intense and goofy and beautifully drawn #my beautiful son getting to finally fucking see his HARD won character growth fucking shine and choose love and choose to be loved!!!!!! #Goku just being Goku Vegeta being Team Dad Piccolo being Team Grandpa Bulma being a fucking superstar keeping everybody organized and fed #god i love this squad i love this series i love these dumbasses and their struggles and their triumphs and their stupid childish bonding #I love that Toriyama just spent the last several years reminding the class that DB as a whole has always been an ACTION-COMEDY about LOVE #and I'm SO sad that the z anime really never did it justice in that sense because of having to fill time with dramatic tension but god. GOD #THE MANGA HAS ALWAYS BEEN SO CLEAR ON THAT THESIS. #Just all about Restorative Justice and Community and CARING even when you wish SO MUCH that you didn't care but yoU DO GODDAMMIT!!! #SUCH a great series I'm so sad it took losing mr t for me to finally read it but my god I needed to read it now and I'm so glad he wrote it #and i'm SO glad he wrote it Exactly Like This #once again rip to a legend i'm caught up and crying it's so perfect it's SO everything I've wanted to see onscreen and embedded in canon #and canon isn't everything but it still feels gREAT to be SO 1:1 on the same page with an author re: how you interpret your blorbo yknow??? #been rotating this man in my head for 25 years and Mr Toriyama just mWAH kissed me on the forehead about it #anyway enough tag rambles I'm off again aklsjla #bonus for that kenpachi shit and letting him say 'sorry dude I can't be cold and numb anymore but this is still cathartic as fuck lol' like #mr t i hope you see the HIGHEST tier of heaven for that (and obviously for like everything all of it the whole life you led)

[introspectivememories]

some rando on twitter: ugh, jay nakamura is sooo fake! he probably slept his way into dating with superman. and he’s sooo ugly

damian “#1 jay nakamura stan” al-ghul wayne, replying on his very public twitter account: you’re broke. you spend all your time on the internet thirsting after men who will never glance you. you’ve never had a relationship last over 3 months. and is this your address?

#sorry but the idea of dami squaring up for jay is so funny to me #here is a reporter who can become intangible. he literally does not need dami's help #but the minute sm1 online says smth about jay he doxes them #jon: dami you can't just dox everybody who talks shit about jay #jay: wait he can't? #jon sighing tiredly: do Not encourage him #jay nakamura #jon kent #damian wayne #pink kryptonite

[khaotunq]

uncle jim rly said this guy who's been helping with all the bills, organising my shit and trying to help save my livelihood means less to me than a guy i shagged this one time ?? make it make sense mate

#I'M NOT HATING I'M JUST SPIRALLING #ok i may be hating a lil #purely on jim everybody else is fine i even like wen #buddy u have 2 episodes to get some serious character development #but rly u only have 3 people??? r e a l l y how interesting #ignore me i'm throwing myself at walls #i'm not here for gaipajim gaipa can do better #i just think jim being like yes my only family are a one night stand an employee and my nephew i only acknowledge to yell at #it's just. it's a choice is what it is #and it's not very sexy of u jimmy boy i'm sorry to break it to u #oh god this has turned into hating i'm sorry #i'm still posting it bc i think i'm funny #like yeah sometimes family is a one night stand a fiscally irresponsible employee and the nephew you're mad at #that's cool. but /dude/. brother. buddy. pal. #moonlight chicken #mlc jim #so it is decreed #jayisms #dunno what my personal tag is still oops

[ofthecaravel]

all things considered, greta van fleet coming back from a grueling, months long tour where they got sick/injured multiple times only to launch a website they clearly have 0 understanding of just for everybody to hate the fuck out of it is probably the funniest thing they could’ve done

#sorry its really funny to me ajhakjha #they took a break and were like TA DA! :D #and then everybody went NOOOOOO #gvf #greta van fleet #josh kiszka #jake kiszka #sam kiszka #danny wagner

[deevotee]

just saw a yandere dedicated account criticize authors for writing 'fetishized' yanderes and implying that if it isnt written as being explicitly bad its not a good story like holy moral high horse batman

#i guess its fine to not vibe with certain writings #but coming from a yandere trope account is funny to me #like who cares if ppl want a fun fetishy version of a yandere #everybody knows its a bad thing irl that doesnt mean you cant have fun in fiction #sorry im ranting but that was the first thing i saw upon opening tumblr #and it made me laugh #devo speaks

[potatoesandsunshine]

"stop being nice to people it's bad" and then i gain influence. you don't really think it's bad. you like me~

#sorry there's light and good in the universe babe! you're gonna fall in love with me! #anna plays kotor #kreia wants to turn me to the dark side sooooo bad and it's like ma'am... you picked the wrong messed up jedi for that #my exile has TOO MUCH conviction #anyway everybody else loves me right now and it's so funny. atton is like 'stop doing good' +influence #bao-dur my dear i will do anything for you. at least YOU want me to do good things maybe

[redbootsindoriath]

Knowing Bilbo’s effect on elvenkings and elven lords (and elves in general), it’s probably just as well Thingol never made it to the Third Age.  He wouldn’t have stood a chance.

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[Thingol:] “...” [Bilbo:] “...” FIVE MINUTES LATER [Thingol:] “Everyone, meet Bilbo.  He is my own personal hobbit and anyone who so much as threatens to harm him shall die, no questions asked.  He has looted the royal storehouses twice so I’ve decided to make him my new foster son.”

#bilbo #thingol #the man the myth the legends #beowulf except everybody is short #three shinies #canon is great and all but what if #my trash #is this actually funny or am i just tired #i'm sorry professor tolkien #/end classification tags #move over túrin you've been replaced #by someone one tenth your height #with furry little rabbit feet and no evil curse #honestly tho thingol would have broken down in about thirty seconds i think #bilbo would rob him blind and thingol would just be like ''this is the best thing that's ever happened to me'' #''please come back and burglarize my hidden kingdom whenever you like'' #''bring your friends if you have any'' #...and then third age finrod would show up and be like ''HOLY VALAR YOU KNOW ABOUT HOBBITS TOO??''

[outpost-31]

I've gotta make all of my ocs fatter and hairier right fucking now

#except pixies sorry dude you'll forever be fully bare when it comes to body hwir its funny . he cant grow any. #but ughhhgg. i newd to draw all of them more maybe this will save me #gooodmorninggg Achlys and Rabanne and Relzz <33 and everybody else hi i guess