#sorry i'm obsessed with him

[tomgrcg]

tom: experiences the traumatic death of someone who means a lot to him, while hearing the last words that person's children will ever get to say to their father. hides in a room and cries on the phone to his only friend about how sad he is. tom the very next day: hey greggy did u know that the old bastard died with his hand down a clogged toilet fucking owned lmao

#tom wambsgans #succession #hbo succession #sorry i'm obsessed with him #g.txt

[aro-aceattorney]

GOD sorry i can't get over sad normal. normal who pulled away from the group. normal who married hermie two at 19 and got divorced 2 years later. normal who never stopped feeling weird, no matter how proud his dad is of him. normal who calls hero every week and talks to her for hours. normal who doesn't know his best friends' son. normal who hasn't seen teen high since he graduated.

#dndads #dndads spoilers #sorry i'm obsessed with him #i need the teen talk RIGHT NOW i gotta know what will thinks his life looks like now #i for one think he dropped out of college and works in like . construction or some shit #he has a bunch of queer friends who are cooler than him and he feels like he kinda orbits around their friend group #hes not close to anybody like he was the other teens but he's afraid its been too long for them to be that close again #hes my little guy i love making him miserable #(after the reunion they get close again don't worry)

[ofmdee]

another lovely friend touched up ed's biggest snake tattoo, to make room for his new back piece and not to be like wow my sim is gorgeous, but........... 😍

#mine #ts4 #sims 4 #the sims 4 #simblr #sims #ofmd #ed #ofmd sims #sorry i'm obsessed with him #ok why did tumblr turn this into a text post #it was a photopost for a hot second #and then when i refreshed it changed

[loveisbreathinghere]

will be thinking of kieran's delivery of "did i?" with that arrogant grin quite literally for the rest of my life.

#roman roy #kieran culkin #succession #succession hbo #kieran babe you're getting that emmy #sorry i'm obsessed with him

[egophiliac]

I got a really tough question.

What’s your favorite Twst event of ALL TIME?

I like Harveston

this truly is the hardest question. :( but after much consideration, I think Endless Halloween Night wins out for me, because it's nonstop Characters Being Silly the whole way through. the whole thing is just lots of these little dorks having the most ridiculous interactions, which is always my favorite! and of course the big twist is SO delightfully stupid and doubles down SO hard that it becomes AMAZING and I 100% unironically adore it. AND it's Halloween! everyone is in their cute little costumes and having a spooky adventure! it's great!

however, I am ALSO a big fan of the Harveston event! how can I not be! everyone is wearing comfy winter outfits and getting along really weirdly well with Epel's grandma and he's getting a little worried about that! my terrible loud son sews a plush squirrel and then gives it a silly little nickname and refuses to leave it behind when it breaks! the ending shot with the sled! I LOVE IT.

obviously we need the best of both worlds now

#art #twisted wonderland #malleus in the background: RYUU } >:( #(this is an au where sebek wears his own halloween costume and isn't obsessively trying to match with malleus) #(unless malleus is also wearing a patchwork squirrel costume. hold on wait i should've drawn that instead) #my favorite is when people draw sebek's room and have risugurumi just hanging out on his desk or something #SHE GAVE HER LIFE FOR HIM #well she gave her leg or something anyway #it's been a while i forget #anyway endless halloween night also has my favorite cutscene #which is the five second long cutscene that is literally just floyd going OOH WHAT DOES THIS BUTTON DO and then a battle starts #thank you twst #i believe this is also when trey finds out that sebek's dad is a dentist and immediately makes it weird #while rook is just. dancing around and singing opera in the background. #'did...did he hit his head when we fell through the mirror?' 'no he's just like that' #i have to stop or i'm going to end up recounting the entire event #(sorry this took so long!) (i have been back in Deadline Hell) #(i didn't mean to actually answer this on halloween but it kind of worked out! HAPPY HALLOWEEEEEN)

[wildflowercryptid]

i'm about to pass out at my desk, but have this stupid ass doodle i did before i go sleep.

#will i ever post drawings at a normal time of day? probably not #i keep giggling at this i draw the stupidest shit #i'm sorry for the tonal whiplash between this & my first kieran drawing akjsfjkdf #also i need to draw proper refs for mjverse florian & juliana #i'm growing very fond of them i love my silly field research obsessed son that keeps on having shit happen to him >>> #& his big sister that could and will kick your ass #i have one more goofy ass doodle i need to get out of my system w/ these 2 but then i'll draw some actual stuff for them #(expect some future au content soon 😏) #pokemon #pokemon scarlet and violet #pkmn scarvio #trainer florian #pokemon florian #rival kieran #pokemon kieran #ogerpon #tealmaskshipping #ship : florian & kieran #chara : florian russel cavallari #chara : kieran hinoki #mjverse #🎨 : mj draws #sv dlc spoilers #scarvio spoilers

[mulderscully]

THE KILLERS | Somebody Told Me | Minneapolis, MN (July 13th, 2023)

#* #tkedit #thekillersedit #brandon flowers #dailymusicians #usermusicdaily #usermusic #userbru #userpfeiffer #usersavana #tuserhan #userairam #cinemapix #userstream #throwbackblr #i'm obsessed w/ this outfit actually #the way erika is looking at him girl me TOOO #back on my bs sorry

[wildtornado-o]

Love these losers <3

Support me on kofi :3

#This songggg #I've been looping it since the ep came out lol #My art #Huskerdust #hazbin hotel husk #Angel dust #So so happy with Husk in the show I'm so glad Ive been obsessed with him for ages #Sorry if Angel looks weird he's very hard to draw #Hazbin Hotel

[toaster-fire-art]

Hi! I got supper busy! and by busy I mean injured.

I'm fine but hey happy trans visiblity day!

totally unrelated but I have just been laying around distracting myself so now I have decided to once again draw a cast line up. All the martial gods for now, since I got to tweaking up the QYZ and YY one I'd already done and redoing my awfully huge poster thing I started like 4 years ago now. Doing it this way is more fulfilling to me, maybe one day I'll return to it but not now.

#i'm still figuring everything out thank you for your patience and support #i'm just so tired :) #sorry about the vent #my art #toasterfireart #wip #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing #tgcf fanart #back at it with my line ups because i'm unoriginal but i love these guys #pei ming #pei xiu #pei su #lang qianqiu #feng xin #xie lian #mu qing #quan yizhen #yin yu #yes I will still include yy as a god #he is so special to me #I have to say I'm obsessed with drawing everyone and xl is just there #the most powerful one there is just the homeless guy #love him

[peanutseagle]

sillies under the cut

#first time i actually like a melinda drawing i made?? #oh my god??? #tried out a this brush i never use but like damn........ its SO good #also sorry if i forgot to change the asks thing but requests are closed 🧍‍♀️ #my obsession with drawing my irl crush only got WORSE i now have 4 fucking double pages dedicated to him. please help me #aint helping that his mom is an absolute sweetheart and we get along super well #even tho we only met TWICE #and the fact that he indirectly called me SMART #nah i'm pathetic #spy x family fanart #spy x family #fanart #my art #melinda desmond #demetrius desmond #demitrius desmond #damian desmond #sxf #sxf fanart

[dreamtuna]

Showering Together

Attack on Titan - Levi x Reader || smut, well you’ll have to imagine some of it, fem!Reader

Not very Christmassy, but consider this a present to y'all nonetheless.

Levi loved showering with you. The first time he suggested it you were hardly surprised but you were a little apprehensive. Despite him having seen your body many times by this point, showering together felt like a whole different kind of intimacy, one you hadn’t really explored many times in past relationships. But the way his eyes lit up when you agreed quickly soothed your nerves.

His gentle gaze on you as you undressed together, insisting on helping you with the buttons on your blouse in a way that left his fingers trailing against your bare skin, it was all so hypnotising. He pulled you in under the stream of water, checking if the temperature was okay for you, checking you were comfortable doing this with him. His softness in the way he handled you was driving you wild with desire. A burning affection for him engulfed your core.

Things only heated up further as he manoeuvred behind you, close enough to feel his warmth against your skin. Soapy hands worked their way over your back, your shoulders, down your arms, lathering up your skin underneath expert fingers. His lips came in to kiss your ear and you found yourself sinking back into his love.

Those expert fingers worked their way round to your stomach and then ever so slowly upwards, checking your reaction every step of the way before finally cupping your breasts. You could feel his desire twitch against your body. His heat hung heavy against your ass. You didn’t even mean to grind against him, but as his hands fondled your breasts, tugging gently at your nipples the way he knew you liked until you gasped and moaned for him, well, you just couldn’t help but rub back against him. Levi’s soft gasps were everything.

He continued like this for a while, his hands working rougher and rougher as your self control melted for him and you threw your head back onto his shoulder, until finally he released you. You whined at the loss of contact. The fire between your legs was unbearable. You needed his touch. You needed him.

“Shh, shh, my pretty girl,” he told you, hand working its way under your thigh to lift your leg for him. “You’ll have plenty to make noise about in a second.”

Levi loved showering with you. He loved the smell of your clean hair. He loved the softness of your skin. And most of all he loved the pure bliss on your face as he cleaned up the mess he made of you in there.

#sorry not sorry i'm just obsessed with the idea of him calling you his pretty girl #feel like i need another shower now #levi ackerman #levi ackerman x reader #levi x reader #levi ackerman smut #attack on titan #aot #aot x reader #dream writes #dream writes: short #n.sfw

[alisaint]

absolutely obsessed with the fact that coriolanus is always .00002 seconds from strangling sejanus (who's oblivious to this and thinks coryo's the best ever) homer simpson style

#tbosas #coriolanus snow #sejanus plinth #snowjanus #sejanus baby i'm so sorry you had to learn the hard way why you should never fall for a blond man. why did nobody warn him... 😞💔 #also. snow is so violent lmao. violent possessive obsessive paranoid snobby power-hungry etc etc. i love my villainous son 💚

[actual-changeling]

see but that's what rtd does, isn't it?

bad wolf. it just kept growing and growing and growing until it all blew up the way it was supposed to. mavity is not bad wolf but it's something.

and tenthree reacted to it a tiny bit when donna said it on the ship, like a glitch before his brain adjusted to the new timeline.

#alex watches doctor who #doctor who #dw spoilers #i refuse to call him fourteen i'm sorry #that man is tenthree to me #also no idea why i am so obsessed with mavity but my brain is certain it is important

[overtake]

“a sexual awakening so intense it registered on the richter scale” is the single best and most accurate description I have ever heard.

pov: you're 16 years old and doing the final test for your super license ahead of joining f1 as the youngest ever driver. you expect the doubt and hate, and you know you can prove on track why you deserve to be there once you actually get in a car, but until then, you just have to be the subject of everyone's headlines and criticism for a factor you can't control.

then this guy comes along.

race winner who got himself to a top team and is beating his world champion teammate, a cool older handsome charismatic guy with a giant smile and big brown eyes, beloved and kind while still being fiercely talented, competitive, and hungry? the guy who you met in 2011 and who gave you the time of day before you were old enough to sniff at the f1 grid. he's not even going to be your actual teammate (yet), but he still takes the time to tell you he's looking forward to seeing you on the grid when so much of what you've heard is nonstop criticism.

he tells you good luck for your super license with a big grin meant just for you

and this is how it makes you feel.

this is live footage of daniel ricciardo becoming a permanent fixture in max's spank bank. it's one of those foundational crushes you have at a young age that sticks with you for life and unconsciously affects "your type" forever and never truly goes away.

also, i just think everyone should hear the way max very softly says "he's a really nice guy, yeah" with so much affection packed into every word.

how are you not to psychosexually imprint on him? one look at that video and max was ready to risk it all. he's been metaphorically tucking his hair, kicking his feet, and giggling since day one. he found a guy who he could race hard, who would challenge him on track, but who would still make the miserable pr days better for them, who was always laughing at max's jokes every time he did his little glance over to ensure it landed. max is so fiercely loyal to his people, and daniel has clearly earned that trust.

tldr: max verstappen is number one dirlie and if he were on f1blr, he would be writing long posts with onboards, data, and that ☝️🤓 attitude of his explaining in detail why everyone is wrong about daniel, and i hope it haunts all the max fans who get their rocks off to calling daniel a washed asshole loser that max's porn folder is daniel late braking compilations.

#ask #this got long. sorry. i also took a 5 minute crying break over old videos of daniel. #my exams start in a week and this is what i'm doing #anyway #OBVIOUSLY i don't think you have to like daniel ricciardo in order to love max. #but it's perplexing to me that people can look at someone who makes max so visibly happy #and dedicate their entire life to obsessively hate-posting about him. #move on! ignore him! #i couldn't tell you anything about a driver i hate's race besides the basic race coverage #because i don't dig into every facet of it to feed an pathological hatred. #i definitely couldn't tell you things about their personal life/anything what they've been up to/recent quotes/etc #because i just see them and scroll. wish others had that ability. #maxiel

[cornettotrilogies]

why is he literally so cute

#[🪶]: #tx #sorry for posting in the wheatley tag soooo much but i'm so so so obsessed with him. #he's ADORABLE #wheatley #portal 2 #portal

[golyadkin]

Hiya pally, it's me, your dad's friend from college

#a little obsessed w him rn don't worry about it #the venture bros #pete white #art tag #fanart #i love his bomber jacket look in hand of fate i'm sorry it's sooooo good for him #and why does he wear tights under the lab coat every day #'it's my lucky shirt it was red when i got it' were the tights red too pete? huh? were the tights red?