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theorangerangers · 1 year

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vampires au + MMPR comics Original Six--plus Bulk and Skull?

80 bullets!!!!!

Skull was not a great vampire but he’s getting better, at least he stopped fainting when he saw blood and now just drank it

Bulk was turned by accident when Skull panicked and bit him and then fainted from the sight of blood so he didn’t finish draining bulk

Kim spends most of her time as a bat sitting in her friends pockets

Tommy can turn into many animals but can’t really get the faces right so whenever the gang sees a fucked up animal they have to double check it’s not Tommy even when Tommy is standing right next to them

Tommy has been hit by cars multiple times because vampires can’t be seen in rear view mirrors

Trini likes to keep stuff from their human victims just for funnsies

Bulk did not handle see the amount of corpses in the basement of the Coven house well.

Zordon is the vampire who turned everyone except Tommy who was biten by Rita

Zordon is over 3000 years old and lives in a stone coffin in the basement where they keep the corpses so Bulk and Skull don’t see him much

they both faint the first three times they see him

Trini has tried to do things to make blood more exciting because eating the same meal every day can be morning and now she bulk and skull tend to eat their blood as pop cycles

Tommy is the youngest vampire and died in 1993 when Rita turned him and has been stuck as a 14 year old since

Everyone else got to be at least 18 when they were turned so they like to make fun of Tommy perpetually being an 8th grader.

Kim has been taken out with an electronic fly swatted so many times since she spend most of her time as a bat and there’s a lot of flies since they don’t remove the corpses as often as they probably should.

Billy is the most tech savvy but in the funniest way since he know everything about the latest tech from the industrial revolution. “What do mean they don’t use children to do that type of factory work anymore?”

Zach likes to hold birthday parties for everyone but also low key it’s becoming a fire hazard to celebrate zordon’s birthday because that’s so many candles

They are all regarded as zordon’s kids and other local vampires think he needs to calm down with the number of kids he has

Tommy mainly feeds on pedophiles be a they are surprisingly easy to find online and tends to bring others along if he thinks they’ll be more than one

Bulk once tried to eat a sandwich after being turned and basically spent the rest of the night getting sick and drinking blood bags

Zack hates to say it but he firmly believes there’s no real taste difference between virgin blood and non virgin blood, he thinks it’s just everyone being picky

Because none of them can use mirrors they are completely dependent on each other for knowing how they look unless the they put on make up which normally looks terrifying in the mirror because their reflections don’t have eyes

Zordon is look at like that one PTA mom who has way to many kids and most people think Rita is Zordon’s ex wife which the kids like to encourage because it’s not really like zordon ever comes out of the stone coffin long enough to deny it

the neighborhood they live in is actually incredibly safe and pleasant to live in because they keep eating the jerks and creeps

most of their human neighbors think they are either a cult or a weird group sex thing or a combination of both.

Tommy's 'job' as he likes to put it is looting the corpses of his victims and selling their stuff online

Kim loves the youtube channel is "ghosts doing chores" she's never met them in person but she thinks the computer work they do to edit themselves out of the videos are amazing. (little does she know neither Z, Syd nor Jack have any editing sills what so ever)

trini and kim do each other's makeup and also all of the others if the need arises but considering now whenever bulk sees his reflection he jumps and also skull faints at the slight of not have eyes they don't do it much for those two

Tommy has an adult sized coffin despite still not being done growing when he turned so his bed is extra roomy to him

Tommy panicked when he found another vampire that was feeding on kids so he turned the kids to try and stop the vampire from killing them but now he is responsible for three fifth graders.

Kim, Bulk, and Trini called dibs on being Kira’s “parents” at the same time. And trying to make a comprise they come up with possibly the worst way to decide which one of them Kira is calling mom at a given time.

Tommy, Zach, Kim, and Connor came up with the system where every date where the month/day/year add up to an even number kim is mom and every date where they add to an odd number Trini is mom. Everyone except billy now hesitates when they try to ask Kira about her moms as a result because they need to remember the date and do mental math.

Kira just calls everyone by their first names, they aren’t her real parents and she wants to go home which makes Kim sad but like they get it.

Zordon takes a while to realize he now has more kids in his house. Zach introduces them as Tommy’s pet humans and Zordon just kinda excepts it because Tommy’s chaotic enough that he could definitely convince three 11 year olds to be his pets. Zordon was some how more unhappy with there being more vampires than about three unannounced pets

Once Tommy was out past the city curfew with Zach and the cops wouldn’t believe they were related so they called trini to come and pick them up from jail who just ate the cops because it was not worth the hassle. Also zack and Tommy’s mug shots were suspicious as hell since you know they didn’t actually show up in the mug shots. Zack snagged the mug shots and brought them home as suvenineers

Jason decided to frame the mugshots over the family didn't table since it's not like they really have any family photos

When zordon puts any of them in time out he makes them turn into bats and then keeps them in bird cages until they are ready to act their age.

no one is ever ready to act their age but also the bird cage keeps getting knocked over and they just escape when it does

Zack , bulk, and skull looses their shit when they see Connor’s twin brother Eric in public for the first time because it looked like Connor grew like a full foot between that evening when they all woke up and that very moment

They eventually loose Zordon to a tragic sunlight accident when they forget to close the curtains one night and everyone is heart broken

they blame their moron friend Andros who's half vampire so he doesn't instantly die when sunlight hits him

They have the biggest Rock Paper Scissors tournament ever to decide who is “new dad”

Tommy wins the tournament and now everyone has to call him dad despite him looking like a 14 year old

Kim was in second place for new dad while Connor and Kira tied for third

Billy likes to mess with cars and other transportation technology because the wright brothers were hacks who stole his tech!

Everyone has heard billy complain about the Wright brothers numerous times and frankly are kinda over it

Bulk and Skull help Billy build a flying car but unfortunately they can only ride in it was bats because it is too small and Trini points out why don't thy just fly themselves at that point

Tommy sometimes like to do his "dark biddings" online and buy furniture on Craig's list to replace the stuff everyone is regularly breaking

Bulk once turned most of the way into a bat but not his head and had trouble turning back so he just kind of dragged his head everywhere for like three days

Skull found out he had a kid right before he got turned and now that kid is almost physically the same age as him and in a moment of panic turns spike because he can't have his son being older than him

Spike find it weird and creepy everyone calls an 8th grader "new dad" in the coven but Tommy tells him he can call him granddad if he likes

because of the sheer number of people living in their home lots of them share rooms and have bunk coffins

Spike is not prepared to have the top bunk and falls down getting out a lot and skull has to teach him how to fly before most other vampire things

Bulk holds spikes hair when he gets sick from trying to eat regular food and also seeing the basement full of corpses as well as seeing Connor just straight up mutilating a guy while trying to drink from him but the guy wouldn't stand still.

sometimes they see stuff they lost over the years at museums with night showings and later break in to steal their stuff back and more than a few times they have grabbed the wrong things so they just sell the stuff they don't want

they accidentally stole the Mona Lisa. twice.

sometimes when Kim and Zack don't have anything better to do they make weird costumes from random stuff around the house and invent new cryptids and Urban Myths in the woods near their home and since they have moved around a lot over the years they are responsible for quite a few myths

Kim is actually the lockness monster and big foot

Zack is mothman

they dragged Jason into it once and he is champ

Zack found it hilarious the Loveland frog was another vampire named Adam that he and Kim keep in touch with

They meet a ghost name Demetria and she lives in a shower but her twin is the most dramatic vampire Tommy has ever met

Tommy almost considers getting a vampire Hunter involved Divatox is so annoying and her real name is Dian

Dementia the shower ghost is the weird grandma to Tommy and skulls kids

they at one point steal the shower she haunts to bring her with them so she isn't so lonely and Divatox is pissed they basically just stole her sister

if nothing else Zack is just impressed they managed to get an entire shower cut out of the wall nozzle and all to bring back to the house

in hindsight Divatox could have also been pissed about them stealing an entire shower out of her house but that wasn't a priority for the family.

a heated debate on weather or not being a vampire was like an MLM scheme nearly rips the family in half mainly because some of them think it's multilevel marketing, some think it's men loving men, and some others think it's Marxism-Leninism-Maoism, and Skull thinks it's muslim lives matter

The larger vampire community around them is perfectly aware they are all idiots but have decided it's not their problem

(eyyyy 69!) the kids think it's funny to make fun of some of the older vampires (mostly outside their coven) for dying virgins but also they know the know they can't say anything back because this is a gaggle of children

the others tell Tommy to stop letting his kids be dicks but he is just not interested because he thinks it's funny

trini likes to do online shopping with kim and buy cute hats for when they are both bats

they all have an instagram they share where spike, Bulk, and zack draws kind crappy drawings of the others as bats wearing the hats that they sometimes swipe from kim and trini

Bulk has the most popular drawing on their insta with a stick figure bat skull smiling and wearing a flowery tea hat

they are friends on instagram with the ghosts doing chores youtubers

Skull still has a MySpace because he doesn't really see the difference between the platforms

Billy knows MySpace is out of date but still has one so he can be friends with Skull on it

Bulk and Skull as well as the others do live long enough so see human's start to move to other planets and accediently start a real life version of among us while flying there.

the "imposters" win but they gotta act stupid when people ask what happened which is the one thing this group of people after being being stuck in an enclosed space together for months can do very well

they are genuinely let off scott free on a new human planet because none of the footage of people dying showed them anywhere near the victims

no one wants to comment on the fact they had to do all their killing naked to not leave any visual evidence behind on the ship