Things your pal brings to a party
1. Comfy socks
2. A (completely sober) detailed, gushing review of Matthew Stover’s novelization of Revenge of the Sith which ends with gifting a physical copy to the listener
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‘Hug your commander and see what they do when you don’t let go.’
Obi-Wan: Cody.
Cody: Sup?
Obi-Wan: Can I have a hug?
Cody: …🥺 *instantly pulls Obi-Wan into his arms*
Video cut
Waxer: Yeah I know this is a JediTok trend but I just had to edit out a solid fifteen minutes of footage because Cody refused to let go either, so, idk but I think they won that one. Also they got married the next day I think that was like 7th base for them they cried between minutes five and ten. It was so awkward.
Boil: Why don’t you hold me like that?
Waxer: …*deep sigh*
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A New Hope is a lot funnier when you realize that Darth Vader tells everyone he thinks Obi-Wan is there and everyone is probably thinking “I thought you got over this”
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I saw a counterargument of the Wish movie that said something along the lines of, "The movie isn't Citizen Kane, so what?" Imagine typing and posting this absurd ass take and thinking it's a legitimate argument against those who criticize it. Considering that this is an animated movie released on their 100th anniversary, the fact that they delivered a "meh" at best movie should upset you when looking at Disney's movie catalog and their impact on the field of animation. If you don't hold Disney to a higher standard, they will keep putting out mediocre content, but unfortunately, too many Disney fans are sellouts to this company. Y'all wanna get mad at people for being too rough on and critical of modern Disney, but they earned this shit 100%. They became so arrogant and loved the smell of their own butthole a little too much that they did not foresee their inevitable eventual fall at all.
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Two months ago I read one Reylo fan-fic. TBH it wasn’t even that great.
Now I think I’ve yet to come up for air.
Like holy shit, the possibilities of the dynamic just ran away with my brain and refuse to give it back.
So yeah, I decided it was time to join the community.
Hi everyone
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date night tonight - Star Wars music at the symphony and the dress (ugh) I’m wearing to honor the theme
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I think I have a problem 😅
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BobaDinLuke is funny for innumerous reasons but chief among them is that Luke is not only dating the ruler of Mandalore, he’s also dating one of Jango Fett’s clones, and the mental image I have of Anakin seeing his son’s boyfriends for the first time and just immediately turning to Obi-Wan, arms crossed, frowning, “This is your influence.”
I just find the idea of Anakin and Padme blaming Luke’s taste in men on Obi-Wan very funny
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I love watching the early episodes of Rebels and just laughing at Kallus like hunTY you ain't got a CLUE
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