#stop bleeding fast

[moccasins]

so, i learned that nightmare ate 999 apples today.

so. me being the weirdo i am, i calculated it. the average time it takes to eat an apple is roughly 1-3 minutes according to google and reddit. i suck at math so y'all might need to correct me but 3 minutes per apple is 49.95 hours. 1 minute per apple is 16.65 hours.

the world record for apple eating is 38.10 seconds.

that's still 10.57 hours 😭

did the villagers just watch this child eat apples for 1-2 days??

#that's a long time to be eating apples #my guy had to be eating these so fast T^T #what did the villagers do this whole time? play cards? bet on when nightmare would stop?? #“bet he's gonna stop at ten” “you kiddin'? there ain't no way a kid that small is eatin' ten apples in one sitting. i say he stops at three #“.....he's still goin'” #“should we do something?” “nah i wanna see what happens.“ ”i think he's bleeding.... no wait. that's too dark to be blood“ #nightmare sans #dreamtale #dreamtale au #dreamtale brothers #undertale #undertale au #undertale sans #undertale multiverse #undertale art #sans the skeleton #undertale drawings #sans undertale #sans #undertale fandom #passive nightmare sans

[dailykugisaki]

Day 193 | id in alt

Kugisaki HATES any and all comments on her body ect. That don't come from herself.

#dailykugisaki #jjk #kugisaki nobara #kasumi miwa #Kasumi means only the best but damn Kugisaki aint handing out shit for ass #Kasumi if yoy dont stop fidgeting all the way till your fingers bleed around Kugisaki i will become 2 polygons #Kugisaki just has the presence of a train heading towards you very fast its not her fault #kasumi is so scared of Kugisaki but Kugisaki wont do ANYTHING its just the sheer presence #Kasumi sweating in a cold ass room because Kugisaki's existence makes her nervous for her life

[ven-of-oath]

I know bads blue is probably a type of corruption but I really like the idea of bads blood just being the bright soul fire blue and the blue on his skin being injuries from the soul vultures not healing properly

#personal headcannon is that due to his demon-ness any injuries usually heal too fast for him to even 'bleed' in the first place #with the exception of some types of damage i.e. soul vultures stopping that fast regen #so combined with his grief colour-blindness and sh tendencies he'd probably underestimate the severity of the injuries #and the other players not knowing that hes a demon/bleeds blue not identifying the rips and blue stains being his blood #(also angst potential if the islanders later find out he bleeds blue ans remembering back to those moments) #qsmp #badboyhalo

[bmpmp3]

it always bugged me in movies when characters make like a blood pact with someone or a demon or something and they cut across their palm to get the blood 'cause it seemed like was a bit overkill and it also looked kinda painful but a few days ago i ended up doing that to myself in a very foolish woodworking accident (no demon pacts involved just me not being careful enough 😔 btw dont do woodworking at midnight) and lemme tell u i was RIGHT if u need blood for a demon pact DO NOT cut your hand it bleeds a lot and if u cut too deep or in the wrong spot your muscles get weird and nerves get all prickly and its hard to do so many things one handed I CANT imagine a demon pact would be worth it. just like i dunno. nosebleed on the summoning circle instead. respect yourself

#IM GOOD i didnt need stitches luckily. or maybe i mightve. but the emergency room was like a 10 hour wait so i used some like. medical glue #to glue it shut when it stopped bleeding after a few hours and got it checked out properly the next day when the doctors office was open LO #but yeah its healing fine! luckily im a very fast healer and i already have normal feeling back in most of my fingers #(the finger closest to the cut is still a little strange but it moves normal again and the pins and needles are almost gone!) #though sometimes i forget about the bandaged cut itself and put too much pressure on it and then im like #stock scream sound effect #but yeah we're good!! heed my advice dear followers: do not do any woodwork at midnight while being stressed out from deadlines and likely #intensely iron deficient from a combination of having chronic issues plus getting bloodwork done earlier in the day. <3 #foolish woodworking accident indeed ghfhjhsklirjediufods

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

im replaying lil bits of shb instead of progressing the msq bc i love it and man the really REALLY awkward little walk urianger has to do to when you enter rak'tika, to get y'shtola to twig what's going on with you without saying anything TOO revealing, is so fun to me.

you can see the moment where it clicks for her, too. in the moment you assume she's just surprised you're still doing hero bullshit but that was not an "it cannot be" of surprise or admiration. bc going back to that cutscene with context, she literally already couldn't tell you were a person until you spoke. and then urianger was so brazenly like "yeah we're here to throw more lightwardens at them. you'll help, right?" there was no way that she wasn't immediately running the numbers on how you looked already and not even halfway done with your ostensible mission, and going hmm, nope, don't like that. don't like that at all. don't know what the fuck urianger is thinking but i am absolutely not a fan.

#the nemesis speaks #ffxiv spoilers #swift plays ff14 #she already tapped out of the exarch's bs so fast do you think she was like HMM maybe i should have stuck around #and then i could have stopped whatever the fuck this is that you're doing #and then she was right what a hollow fucking win. yeah you were right to raise concerns he shouldn't have brushed them off! UH OH #and post zodiark fight if you decide to talk to her she reveals that shb progression was like. physically horrific for her to look at #i think it's post zodiark anyway. bc she's worried abt you being in proximity to a bunch of really strong aether again #which is great i love that what a perspective. to everyone else you're like. mostly fine? a bit tired maybe. even towards amaurot #until the moments where you're very suddenly Not. but to y'shtola and her alone you are actively bleeding out whenever she looks at you. #something nobody else can see except MAYBE ryne. and it is constantly haunting her. #LIKE I SAID i like shb a lot for. obvious reasons

[enemywasp]

Where's the line drawn between being a student and being a worker? cause currently I feel more like an unpaid worker but I have a horrible feeling any complaint would be left with "Its experience"

Rant in tags sorry I just need to complain

#9 to 5 #came in on a Saturday #am getting no support on what I'm doing #just getting told stuff #and shouted at #had to practically beg for a 5 minute break the other day #got pushed to go up the tallescope again and again even tho it was sweltering heat and i needed to stop and get a drink #my teacher ignored safety regulations when i was rigging lights by pulling the pully system too fast with the light on it #which made the rope swing out of control and catch my fingers in the mechanism #he then blamed me #he also had a go at my friends for not getting the work done quick enough when its a two man job we'd paired up to do... #and i had passed out aftee cutting myself and bleeding everywhere for a good 20 minutes without him noticing #the first aid kit took ages to get to me as well as all the rooms were locked cause it was a Saturday #and my parents keep telling me not to have a go and get myself in trouble when hes supposed to be our stage manager and isnt doing anything! #im not even on this damn show cause I'm doing my own in my spare time on top of this right now. which he knows

[mr-mr-mr-mr-mr]

ANGSTTTTTTT

Color and no 🥰

This is Jogi Dela

Sometimes Jogi

Sometimes no one

Often Dela

#doodle #my art #sketch #gay #digital art #angst #tw s3lf harm #tw dissociation #did system #did alter #dissasociation #dissociative identity disorder #tw sui ideation #traditional to digital #traditional art #traditional drawing #traditional illustration #traditional sketch #so many tags #so what I imagine happened here is that dela spiraled a little too hard a little too fast and made some rash actions before shifting/shiftin #g properly but Jogi was able to stop the bleeding #dela has a history of sh but in an artsy scarrification way #dela #jogi #jogi dela #cruise #tw violence #is it violence? i think so #technically #WAIT THERE’S A LIMIT TO HOW MANY TAGS YOU CAN HAVE?????

[mintmatcha]

I have a plot for zeke but I don't have the energy to actually write it

#your ex that you bicker eith non stop even thought youre pregnant with his kid #until #(tw medical and pregnacy) #you call him in the middle of the night because youre /bleeding/ #and he drives way too fast snd has q hand on you the whole time #kisses your forehead at the end l #maybe even a couple readsuring words

[ultramantr1gger]

goodnight

#today i scratched my ass and it suddenly started bleeding but it stopped really fast so im not that concerned

[localdorkincombatboots]

Losing a family member or a partner is already literally one of the worst parts of life we have to go through but being the person(s) that have to also handle all of the legal, formal, and financial parts of it makes it so much fucking worse like rubbing salt in a wound.

Like here I know you're devastated and grieving but also you need to fill out assloads of paperwork and get things set up immediately and figure out how to pay at the very cheapest $1k for a cremation without even being able to give the person you loved a proper funeral because it costs thousands of dollars more, and having to call Medicare and all the other govt. places to report her death and so fucking much that has to be handled.

Honestly everyone needs to find a way to teach themself at least the basics of everything that has to be handled after death because your family or partner could be perfectly fine one day and then all of a sudden an accident happens like a fall or wreck and it could all fall on you to handle every single thing.

And not a single part of the process is easy which only makes what is already one of the hardest things to go through in life exponentially worse.

And, death is so extremely expensive. Literally the cheapest possible cremation we can find is $995 and that's no funeral or anything just straight to ashes in a box.

You don't want to be struck with such a tragedy and have zero knowledge of what will become your responsibility to handle and pay for.

I know it's awful to even think about your loved ones dying but not knowing what to do when it happens, because death is the one thing that happens to us all and it can happen at literally any time, will only make everything worse and harder for you.

If you know you will be responsible for handling someone's affairs after death, take the time to actually sit down and discuss how they would want you to handle it and seriously consider looking into some kind of life insurance, even if it's not for much, because creation and funeral services require payment upfront and this isn't something that can be put off until you can afford it. Wether or not they had a life insurance policy could be the thing that could completely fuck you financially especially if you were already struggling.

#death #dying #i dont know what we're gonna do im gonna have to make another post asking for help because we absolutely do not have $1000 #but it needs to be paid #im trying so fucking hard to keep myself going but this is all literally just the fucking worst #its been 29 and a half hours since she fell. 30 hours ago everything was fine and normal and we were just eating dinner like any other night #she didnt even get to have her dessert which i was literally finishing up making for her when it happened #i ran to her as fast as i could and i called for help and i tried me best to help and stop the bleeding but she hit her head too bad and #there isnt a single thing the drs can do except keep her as comfortable as they can until her heart stops #as she lays there twitching #no im not okay #i know there isnt anything different i couldve done that wouldve saved her but god damnit its all just fucking horrible #its been just over a full day since it happened and i still almost cant believe it fucking happened #it hurt so bad when i first got up and remembered i dont have to make her breakfast today #it hurt every single time i walked by or glaced at her bedroom door #or realized it was just a bit too quiet in the house cause her tv isnt playing the gameshows she loved to watch #or didnt have to make her a plate for dinner or bring her any dessert #jaye shut up

[opens-up-4-nobody]

...

#sometimes i feel like my brain is disintegrating in my head. coming apart like a lump of paper in a pool of water #it comes with this weird feeling of vertigo. like i turn my head and my thoughts are spinning too fast. they keep going despite my standing #still. its also a but when you start drinking something and when u stop your thoughts r hazy and ur breathing is heavy #maybe thats not a universal experience. sometimes when i stop i realize ive slipped half out of my body #and now im stumbling from day to day trying desperately to remember all the things im supposed to be managing #but there are these big holes in my brain. like im missing chunks of grey matter. the bits that would let me stop and start things #i dunno. when im taking measurements i have this image of myself on my knees holding the fragrance pieces of my life together as they #crumble thru my fingers and my insides shrivle away from the walls that contain them. i go hollow like a gord #and ppl say oh ur so passionate abt what u do. and i go brittle bc it doesnt feel like passion it feels like the symptom of an illness #i dont care. im just trying to burn the hours away. make time vanish. and for what? what am i building toward? i have an answer that i give #interviewers but i dunno i never thought id make it this far. but here we r. unhappy and lacking in purpose. its just that this last year #was so weird bc about a year ago i burned out so hard that i never recovered and it just got worse and worse. i feel now that ive stopped #the bleeding at least but the bitterness is still there. still infecting my words and curving my spine around the injury #and in theory i understand the path to healing but its hard when im just so. i dont even kno. angry? im not mad but the word feels right #but i dunno what id be angry about. maybe im just sick of empty tasks and not caring. i used to have passion and enthusiasm now i just feel #fragile and hurt. bracing for pain. and that makes me so sad. i wish i could go out into the woods and wander. just breathe #but no. instead ill start another day identical to 100 others and hope to keep my head above the surface bc im sick of swallowing sea water #anyway. itll b fine. hopefully this week i can commit to a program. hopefully. another program halfway across the country. this time #vertically. landing me still 2 time zones from home. but hopefully there i can breathe a little. maybe. hopefully. well see #unrelated

[maganne-bonete]

#ocd #self diagnosis #I remember it being so bad at one point that even when my hands were already bleeding I keep puring alcohol over them #but honestly I'm still surprise how much people don't know that #they were surprise when I admitted that I count every swallow I take whenever I'm drinking water or that I count my footsteps #and found it weird when I admitted I wash my hands almost everytime after touching something on a bad day #like that's not even half of it #I deplete the liquid soap and alcohol supply in the house fast when it's really bad 'cause I count whenever I use them #and the hardest part is that I know none of it makes sense but I can't stop 'cause my brain tells me bad things will happen #marge's vent #no id #marge's stuff

[coffeeworldsasaki]

Life would be so much easier if I could actually search anything related to menstruation without risking to faint tbh

#it's so weird! when i start to bleed I'm okay? i mean I'm not but i can ignore the blood somehow #but I can't read about it #...i did almost faint when i got reusable pads and i was washing one particularly bloody #i had to run to sit down so fast fhsjdksk #fun fact i started feeling really bad during my period years ago and I wasn't even able to keep my head up it was horrible #and yet I didn't search about it and until my girlfriend did it for me years after djajsjs #it was just the cold btw apparently it can intensify period symptoms and when the symptoms are vertigo and weakness...... #i was bedridden every winter period and barely able to eat #fun times! #it stopped since i started drinking coffee i have no idea why

[anon-anti]

Huff you all are going to kill him i swear to god... hasn't he already been through hell?! *Cleans the wound and stitching it shut before bandaging it*

And if any of you hurt him even further...i am grabbing my own shovel and smacking you with it.

A͏ ̵fast̸ t̀ho̢u͢g̡ht̵ òf́ ̷st̴ít̵ch͞in̕g̸ ͘up̛ ͏t͠h̡e ̕w̛o͟u̧nd ͠sļo̷w͜s̢ t̀he ̢s͢itua̧tìon͏ ͝bu̧t̡ Th͏e͘ ͢de͝m̨on h͡a̴s͏ lǫst̕ a l̛o͠t ͏óf͡ ̡b̀lo̢o̵d

He's still ̢f̸a͝ding͝

#anon anti #answer #A fast thought of stitching up the wound slows the situation but #The demon has lost a lot of blood #He's still fading #OOC: Stopping the bleeding could do so much. But what about what he lost?

[keikakudori]

hey, casual reminder that aizen can stop bankais with his bare hands if he wants to.

#ooc ; i think therefore watashi wa #i'm thinking of how he did so with ichigo twice and with komamura once #if you look at his hands? he stopped komamura's kokujo tengan myo-ou with one hand before shattering the blade. #he stopped ichigo *cold.* #the only bankai that he probably can't stop with his bare hands is shinso. i say maybe here because while he could POSSIBL Y stop it #and possibly is doing a lot of heavy lifting there but i generally side with cas on that he likely can't. not entirely. #aizen's hand would be bleeding and knocked well back if he tried. even if he blocked it somehow? he'd still get knocked back. #COULD he do it? maybe. but shinso's *fast.* and very sharp. not that aizen minds when gin makes him bleed but that's beside the point. #it'd be easier for him to opt for directional evasion actually. #senbonzakura? honestly i don't think byakuya could ever touch him with it. #bankais are battles of reiatsu. #and aizen is the heavyweight champion. #even if he only has a shikai in canon? he's still outclassing people with bankai. #i will keep saying aizen is terrifying until i die.

[niishi]

thinking about how in fishman there was the theme of oppressed and discriminated against minorities giving blood to save members of the crew (Sanji & Luffy) and how sanjis experience was him like... actively being a problem for everyone in sight and having a rare blood type so the only ppl with his blood type are these gay guys and sanjis just screaming and throwing a fit.. and then jinbei gives Luffy blood and it's so emotional and profound and just.. fishman Sanji can fuck right off tbh.

#i swore I was gonna quit one piece if it kept up the same tone and vibe as fishman #i got to post ts and was like....... this better just be a fast re-entry into the crews dynamic and thats why its so overly tropey #thank god that was the case #sanji was funny on fishman but its kinda exhausting #that hes like the proxy for lgbtq discussions in the show #bc id like to see growth and acceptance from him and be able to celebrate queerness like we can do any time sanjis not around #i will genuinely be so disappointed if he gets no development irt this #bc his character has been primarily focused around this theme and tone #hes either closeted or oda thought the homophobia and transphobia was hilarious #which i rlly hope isnt the case #and im not keen to believe it is #bc every lgbtq scene when sanjis not around #is really fucking great #irt his experience with the gay guys on fishman #i hope oda wasnt trying to make the point of 'even if you hate gay ppl were all just human and bleed red' #like those doctor shows where the n*z* is being treated by the jewish doctor or some shit #hate that so much #stop excusing hatred