When it’s the “first heatwave” of the summer, you have severe heat intolerance and your uterus is having her monthly tantrum. Fucking kill me now and put me out of my misery 😭
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i'm getting f1 withdrawal- it's like the football break all over again
i'm having to watch indycar qualifying man (it's actually quite cool but i refuse to admit it)
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Eddie follows up his Tiktok of an old home video of him sick with a current video of him sick. He’s congested as hell and his voice is practically gone when he croaks out, “Don’t marry teachers. They carry the plague.”
“It’s allergies. You have allergies.”
Eddie coughs pathetically and then pans the camera over to the other side of the bed. Steve, who will get a fever if you look at him too hard, has his back to Eddie.
Eddie is not reaching for him but Steve says anyways, “Don’t touch me or I will melt like a spider made of people.”
“…What does that even mean?!!!”
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i hate noisy neighbors i hate loud music at early/late hours I hate drunk people yelling in the court I hate the complex equilibrium of living in an Italian condominium
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Truly wild that people are like “Omg! Taylor Swift is including her new music as she tours!” Yeah, bestie. That’s what tours are. Literally it’s the whole point. What would be crazy was if she did the Wenis, because the Wenis is a dance and everybody is a genius who knows it in advance
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Taylor Swift accepting Artist of the Year at the iHeart Awards on April 1st, 2024 - (x)
Taylor was the most nominated and also the most awarded artist on this year at the iHeart Awards. She received 9 nominations and won 6 awards:
Artist of the Year
Pop Artist of the Year
Tour of the Year: The Eras Tour
Best Lyrics: Is It Over Now? (Taylor's Version)
Tik Tok Bop of the Year: Cruel Summer
Favorite Tour Style
Taylor Swift is the most awarded artist in the history of the iHeart Awards holding 25 victories. She also became the first artist to win Artist of the Year twice (2015; 2024) at the iHeart Awards.
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“My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys” makes me think of “bad bad boy/Shiny toy, with a price/You know that I bought it.”
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Thinking about "I love you aint that the worst thing you ever heard" vs "I love you it's ruining my life". Like 'I love you, isn't that terrible for you' to 'I love you, isn't that terrible for me'
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I'm finally almost done with my finals and I'm stresinnnnn🥲
This semester really made my hair turn grey and it's not even over yet I'm crying... Also universe thinks it was really funny to make my final deadline my birthday date💀 hilarious. Not like I'm partying or anything but damn ok...
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