#surprise :P

[ghosts-and-blue-sweaters]

This pulled up on my recommended page on YouTube.

#will I tell y’all what it is? no #will you need to watch to the very end to get it? yes #surprise :p #my post

[tangledinink]

so you should go vote to tie the gemini w/ @cupcakeslushie's feral!leo because i think they'd be friends, actually, and here's why-

the gems spend most of their time fighting in the nexus, slamming on the 'survival instinct' button, which happens to be right next to the 'animal instinct' button. as a result, they are far more Creechur than their typical posh personas would have you believe. so they got 🤝 solidarity

... so long as no one else is around to see, i mean.

#well either they'll be friends or they'll bite each other #one of the two #i just think they'd get along shOCKINGLY well to everyone around thems surprise #and i think its funny #check the replies to see who needs votes atm p plz u _ u #tmnt au competition #propaganda #also uhmmm cupcake and i are BESTIES so you shouldnt make us fight u w u obvs #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt disaster twins

[coldbycrossfade]

MAN THAT REALLY COLORS THIS RESPONSE IN THIS CONVERSATION SO DIFFERENTLY FOR ME

#bg3 #like here my silly ass that doesn't know shit was thinking 'wow i'm actually surprised he's pretty chill with this' #JOKES ON ME I'M BOOBOO THE FOOL #IT'S P R O B A B L Y MORE LIKELY THAT HE JUST ASSUMES IT WON'T LAST AND HE HAS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT #WOW............DAMN............GOT ME #CAUGHT ME SLIPPIN CAUSE I AM A LORE NOVICE HERE.................................... #like SURE you could ASSUME that astarion would be flippant about having multiple partners like why wouldn't the flirty one be that way righ #but no no no there's much to think about here i'm unpacking the fucking layers i can feel my mind peeling like an onion #woag mama #i'm not articulate today b/c brain fog but i hope that made any sense #and hey maybe I'M even making assumptions but calling it a 'harmless affair' just.....that hits different #astarion

[judyalvqrez]

there was something really jim henson-esque and campy about how some of the non-human races were portrayed in the new dnd movie that i really enjoyed. they could’ve easily gone the shitty cgi route or just not shown those races up close at all, but no, they said you want a bird man? we’re gonna get you a bird man

#i just watched the movie last night! it was great :) #i rate it as FUN and COOL the only ratings that matter <3 #dnd movie #??whats the tag lmao #dungeons and dragons honor among thieves #dnd movie spoilers #honor among thieves spoilers #i guess jic #when i heard aarakocra i was for sure expecting they would just make it a human with wings maybe #imagine my pleasant surprise when this fraggle rock looking motherfucker showed up #and the dragonborn looked like he came straight out of the dinosaurs tv show which was v cool imo #the tabaxi mother and child were my favorites though they were so cute #shame they didn't put a little bit more of that creativity into doric's design #even just some bigger horns and some cool contact lenses would've been fun #still loved her though :p

[ryllen]

love makes u silly like that sometimes

#and jade was very hungry already fhshf; his one and only chance to shock trey's heart being used just like that; P O O F #i wrote this scenario on tag; but i think it's too funny not to draw it #trey was surprised jade was using it for that kind of occasion that even him got caught off guard #treyjade #trey clover #jade leech #cater diamond #twst #twisted wonderland #fanart #shock the heart

[bluejayfiction]

"If Ryan climbed on me, we could take on Goatman." - The Famous Last Words of Shane Madej

Ghost Files Live - Glasgow (25.04)

📸 by Me

#i realise its taken me some time to post these #but i have been so unwell recently #anyway o have already seen one of these images being touted around and claimed by other people lol #surprise - i took these photos #theyre p funny tho so i cant even be mad at people stealing em #ryan bergara #shane madej #watcher #watcher entertainment #ghost files #ghost files live #ghost files uk tour #ghost files glasgow

[tamatosss]

My girl, Maru~

This is a redraw of a Maru from 2 years ago (I’m sure some of you remember it). I’ve been meaning to redraw it forever ago, but I got preoccupied with life stuff ;)

Keep reading to see the original drawing!

The link to the original post is here~

Even though my drawing skills and art quality improved a lot in 2 years,, I can’t deny that there is a charm in my older works that I definitely miss and can’t quite encapsulate again.

#Surprise post! #I’m going to crawl back into my shadowy corner now hehe #we’ll see when the next time I post will be :P #hopefully it will be sooner than in 7 months lol #stardew valley #stardew valley fanart #sdv #sdv fanart #stardew valley maru #sdv maru #stardew maru

[writingmyheartoutforyou]

So there's this post going around about how the OP was almost recruited by some Nazis at a Pro-Palestine protest, and they were so shocked that there were Nazis there marching with them. I don't want to bash the OP (that's why I'm not linking or responding on that post) because I really do think they mean well. Still I can't help but think, "Where have you been?", I've been seeing Nazi shit from these protest for a while now. Does no one remember the protest in Australia back in October, where a bunch of people starting chanting "Gas the Jews!"? Nevermind how any discussions on Judaism or Jewish people inevitably ends with a lot of people spamming the tags or comments with "Free Palestine" even if the discussions had nothing to do with Israel or Palestine. I'm not even Jewish and I've been seeing Nazis co-opting the movement for years, and I've been seeing Jewish people calling them out on it for years. Also what do y'all think white supremacists and Nazis look like? Do you think they're all wearing SS uniforms or have swastikas tattooed on their foreheads? Or do you imagine that they're all white trash trailer park losers? Did we all forget Richard Spencer? You can't believe that you can spot these people by looks alone, you have to know the dogwhistles they use otherwise you wind up parroting back their rhetoric without a second thought. The movement deserves better than to have Nazis take over the discussions, but until other protestors shut that shit down I don't see it changing anytime soon.

#antisemitism #i/p confict #the tags on that post were so surprised too #honestly where have you people been for the last decade? #tw nazis #I've been thinking about this alot over the last month or so

[crispycreambacon]

I think they had this conversation at least once. I think.

#I drew this last week let's go #(If I get the topic right I will explode delightfully and also be very concerned) #do not tag as ship #if you do that i will fucking end you #anyways would not be surprised if someone has done this with them before #obi the cat is there just because i wanted to draw him #lightly incomprehensible shitposting #top 5 beatdown #ryan bergara #shane madej #watcher entertainment #watcher weekly #we are watcher #watcher fanart #art #artists on tumblr #digital art #fanart #chris p fried art #shitpost #chris p fried doo doo

[spacebubblehomebase]

Helllo i Love your art more than i love donuts and thats ALLOT.but my boy lucifer can have babys,like i dont even know how that works!make it make sense! I just wanna say thank you again for curing are boredom👍🏻

You are SO right that is high praise indeed! I'm honored! =D So here. Have a donut! 🍩🍩🍩 As for Luci, let us turn to the world's favorite 700k+ words old man fanfiction that is The Bible (tm) as according to their lore, it's been canonically stated that angels are genderless for they are beings made of the Pure Holy Spirit and- Holy SHIT! What do you know??? Our dear depressed duck dad was an angel himself and in some depictions Lilith is infertile as was her punishment for her freedom! The more you know! -Bubbly💙

(LMAO. My guy's been traumatized. Once is enough XD)

#In some beliefs it's also said that angels are asexual until they become fallen and mate with humans #spacebubblearts #hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #lucifer morningstar #TAGS FOR THE CATHOLIC FANFICTION INCLUDE: #major character death #accidental baby acquisition #surprise pregnancy #author's first language isn't english sorry =P #anime logic #qustionable magic system #slow burn #TW: period typical racism #TW: depiction of sexism #TW: slavery #open ending #no beta we die like Jesus Name Amen #graphic depictions of death #resurrection AU #TW: mass genocide #mythical creatures generator #possible noncon romance #age difference #cursed #blessed #hurt/ comfort(?) #Top 10 anime betrayals #700k+ word count #First written: B.C. and Last Update: A.D.

[manofthepipis]

battery acid pool party :D

bonus sneo under cut

he feels pretty :)

#spamton #swatch #queen #my doods #idk this is what i pictured when writing that chapter #i had fun with these :3 #u kno being trapped in a dark closet can get boring when your previous worlds are p much destroyed #time for a vaycay while you wait 2+ years for your lightner buds to return #deltarune #was this just an excuse to draw cool hawaiian shirt designs based on cyber city? the answer may surprise you #also spamton's shirt has addison colors :3

[grassbreads]

I've been doing a lot of reading lately about the history of vampires in fiction and how the vampire as we know it today first entered literature, and the subject is honestly fascinating. The traditional folklore around vampires and vampire-like creatures is largely very different from what we'd think of as a vampire today, and it's also very different from how vampires appeared in even their earliest literary incarnations.

For one thing, there's nothing particularly alluring about most traditional vampires. They're bloated corpses that have crawled out of their graves, not dashing mysterious counts in lonely castles. They're not a particularly stylish or sexy monster.

However, from pretty much the moment that western literature first turned to the vampire myth for inspiration, writers saw something in the concept to sexualize. The poem "Der Vampir" (The Vampire) by Heinrich August Ossenfelder is often cited as the first ever true literary depiction of a vampire (published 1748!), and it is about a man corrupting a chaste and religious woman through his unwanted kiss/vampiric bite. John William Polidori's 1819 short story "The Vampyre" is widely seen as the first work to truly codify vampire fiction, and the titular Vampyre Ruthven is in large part inspired by the womanizing Lord Byron. Le Fanu's Carmilla depicts an intense attraction between Carmilla and her victim Laura. Stoker's Count Dracula is a man with overly flushed lips and hair on his palms, marks of Victorian fears of sexuality.

From the very start, vampires in literature have been a sexual monster. They're emblems of the seductive and terrible—the kiss of death that you can't help but be drawn to anyway. A violent forced intimacy that will corrupt you and drain away your very life force. There's a great deal of xenophobia and fear of the un-christian in early vampire fiction as well, but the fear of sex and sexual assault have always been a driver of literary vampires' horror and allure. Writers seem eternally split between desire for the vampire and revulsion at that very lust, even from the moments that the creatures first graced the page.

There's a great tradition of vampiric fiction both using vampirism to evoke sexual predators and making vampires themselves desirably sexy. Thus, given that it is very concerned with sexual assault and bodily autonomy as themes, often uses predation by a vampire to evoke sexual violence, and is deeply horny about vampires and blood drinking, Jun Mochizuki's The Case Study of Vanitas is actually one of if not the best modern successor to the canon of early vampire literature. In this essay, I will

#rare vnc post on main bc starting off with my obvious vnc icon and url would spoil the punchline #wanna take y'all by surprise a little ;P #anyway this post is a joke but the point I'm making genuinely kinda isn't #you know how it is #I am genuinely fascinated by the ways that vnc is in conversation with the literary sources that it pulls from #it really is riffing on a LOT of the same ideas through a modern lens #vnc #vanitas no carte #the case study of vanitas #invasion of the frogs

[alch-emi]

Recently beat Tales of Symphonia so here’s a Colette :>

#tales of symphonia #colette brunel #tales of series #tales of symphonia fanart #I love Colette sm she’s so silly and girliepop #I was really pleasantly surprised at how much I loved the party in this game #I loved how everyone had an arc spanning the entire game and the screentime was p evenly split #Also the story was really great and the antag might genuinely b one of my favs of all time #I’m gonna b playing Vesperia next and I’m very excited :DD

[dnpbeats]

im sry not to sound like a 13 year old that just got internet access but. the fact that they released merch featuring them holding hands is kinda batshit even given the context

#like it's not surprising for this era but when u think about how things used to be #damn #do u remember when dan accidentally tweeted the gay couple holding hands emoji 💀😭 #dan and phil #d&p

[literalite]

they call her father

#ts4 #ts4 edit #arlecchino #genshin impact #surprise :3 ok goodnight now #p

[yeyinde]

Keegan P. Russ | Call of Duty: Ghosts

Damn, kid, who taught you how to do that?

#there is a surprising lack of Keegan gifs #so here are my subpar ones #oh whats that sound?? #just my new incoming hyperfixation #call of duty: ghosts #cod: ghosts #call of duty ghosts #cod ghosts #keegan russ #keegan p russ #keegan cod #call of duty keegan #mygifs #keegangifs #keegan edits #keegan #please do not repost