Regina: Our relationship is strictly professional.
Emma sitting on Regina's lap: Absolutely, only business.
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Emma: I need to dye my hair.
Regina: ...
Emma: Or get another tattoo.
Regina: ...
Emma: Or a new piercing.
Regina: Why?
Emma: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.
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Emma: *pushing Regina up against a wall aggressively* I'm not gay, I just want to be really close to you. Like, a lot.
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Regina to Sidney: Emma Swan is going to be a problem. I can't stand her, she's going to take my son away from me.
Meanwhile Emma: *writing and kicking her feet in the air* Dear Diary, Regina smiled at me today.
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Emma: If you ever feel embarrassed remember that in middle school I tried to convince myself that I wasn’t gay by making a compromise to myself to only be gay at night.
Regina: The Gay Knight Rises.
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*Emma sneezes*
Regina: Emma, are you sick? Here, take this blanket, and I'm bringing homemade soup and you really should take better care of yo-
*Snow sneezes*
Regina: Oh my god. Shut the hell up.
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Henry: What are the hardest things to say?
Snow: I was wrong.
Regina: I need help.
Emma: Worcestershire sauce.
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Emma: You have to apologize to them Regina .
Regina : Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!
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Snow: Regina, what do you value about Emma?
Regina: She’s thoughtful. She picks flowers and brings them to me.
Snow: *smiles*
Regina: Often they’re ones I’ve just planted, but…
Emma: That’s how I know they’re fresh.
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Zelena: Hey! Wanna hear a joke?
Emma: Sure.
Zelena: Your life!
Emma: Actually, my life isn’t a joke, jokes have meaning.
Regina: Emma, no.
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Emma: yeah ive been really into true crime podcast's recently
regina(trying to flirt): oh wow thats crazy ive actually been a main suspect in seven different murder cases
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Emma: I want to be with you
Regina: I’ve been told by many people that I’m a red flag
Emma: good thing I’m colour blind
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Regina: No offense Emma but... you're not straight.
Emma: Is that wh- IS THAT WHAT YOU ALL THINK?
Snow, David and Henry in the background, waving pride flags: :)
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Emma: Allright, listen up you little shits!
Emma turns again: Not you Regina. You are an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.
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