#teh-donut

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

so my buddy just shed his skin and scurried off into the woods on all fours. do i call the military or a priest?

A spiritual being? Congratulate him

#shitpost #teh-donut

[mr-quarter]

I recentle made a version of John Mulaney's "The One Thing You Can't Replace" with OC's from: Myself @cutecatdoodles @teh-donut @0ssevn @jaypelt @fastrainbowdas @d15c4rd @silverslayer667 @lexin @anilepeep @rotmgmoddy @neue @cinnamiim @goldude

Follow all of the amazing people above, and please enjoy the video!

#the one thing you can't replace #mr-quarter #cutecatdoodles #teh-donut #0ssevn #jaypelt #fastrainbowdas #d15c4rd #silverslayer667 #lexin #anilepeep #rotmgmoddy #neue #cinnamiim #goldude #pmv #Youtube

[fastrainbowdas]

you smell weird :)

Thanks, man

#teh-donut

[cutecatdoodles]

Commission for @teh-donut​ because sometimes he wants really silly things and I am not one to turn him down.

And also because this sounded really funny.

#art #commission #art commissions #Basic Style #shifter #maid dress #teh-donut #finished artwork

[grvntld]

mga accla may gusto akong bag from playnomore kaso micro bag siya pero kasi supah adorbs niya and elegant and arti kaso kasi nga micro bag siya so like di kasya phones ko huhu two pa naman phones ko kasi werq phone and play phone sila tapos gaga itong mind ko sabi ba naman buy ka kaya nung samsung flip chuchu para kasya na luh teh tama na yan kalokohan ko talaga ibang level na kagagahan na yan wahahaha inadjust na yung other things para sa bag anue yOrn

ay perO ano may nakita ako pink mk hamilton na mini and sobrang omg ang ganda kaso sold na huhu so iniisip ko kung imemessage ko ba yung seller para mahanapan niya me pero ewan ko pa kasi ang dami ko na pink bags pero ang pretty niya kasi talaga

okie tama na itutulog kwoah na twoah kasi kung anu-ano na nakikita kwoah

#donut #skl ; 🦇 ba #enough ka na teh

[saul-goodboy]

guys i think i got a little too silly with tehr cookifn mirin

#i just like taking swigs of it wojr fun sometimes i donut rdrinfk alcohol 😭😭 #ahhahaahashahashhwehudruehehdhshnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo #teh gulp was too big ☠️☠️

[urfriendash]

who else feels fucking empty!!!

trick or treating sucked???? WHAT? i went w two friends and my sister by ourself for the first time and like idk.. my friend couldn’t see in her costume so she changed out of it after a few houses so like it was weird trick or treating w someoen not in costume. then my other friend and sister just kept walking ahead of us kinda like leaving us behind. then my sisters friends came and join us and their all very kind but me and alan (fake name) just were left behind and my other friend (‘ken’) said he felt left out but kept with them instead of hanging w us and i just felt like shit cuz i invited him and he’d rather hang out with my sister and her stranger friends than me. and he kept smoking the whole time. which felt odd yk? and there was no one else on the streets and my costume sucked and people gave us less candy cuz we’re older and it didn’t feel fun. i thought we’d watch a horror movie and eat teh pizza and donuts i got but they just went home and now i’m sitting here w a cup of water to watch sam and colby. we didn’t do any candy trading or gambling. we didn’t argue about who’d ring the doorbell. we didn’t elaborately plan our costumes for months together. i felt so bad for alan; she’s older than us and has made a lot more friends and they invited her to come with them and she declined to go with us and even she felt left out and bored the whole time. how shitty am i ?????????

i just wanna be a kid again and this felt like the last year and it sucked ass

#vent tag #vent post #vent #personal vent #vent tw #personal rant #rant post #mini rant #ranting #halloween #spooky season #fml tbh

[pony-central]

TV Tropes That Apply to Naughty PonyCentral

Ascended Extra - she made a small cameo in the second Garfield crossover comic, along with Sick PonyCentral

Interspecies Romance - she has a human boyfriend - Naughty Boyfriend/Nathan Files

Abhorrent Admirer - when she was ten, she was invited to a book signing. She got to meet J. K. Rowling and got so excited that she fainted on the spot. Her book was signed twice

Does Not Like Spam - she hates anything with prawns in it. She's also not fond of strawberries or raspberries

A Day in the Limelight - "Love at First Bite" and its sequel focus on the love life of Naughty PonyCentral and Naughty BF

An Adventurer Is You - she falls into the Low Brow category based on her fashion choices

Ascended Fangirl - is this to J. K. Rowling

Attention Whore - is this to the Tumblr polls, which she kept losing, and begging everyone to vote for her which nobody did

Jerkass - she becomes this once she demands one last poll to prove that she isn't the worst person in existence

Berserk Button - Whatever you do, DO NOT TELL HER THAT SHE AND NAUGHTY BOYFRIEND ARE A ZOO SHIP. You will be killed instantly

Seven Deadly Sins - her cutie mark is a skull without the bones, which resembles her wrath to those who talk shit about her relationship with Nathan Files. She also loves Nathan to the point of killing someone, which is an act of lust and envy

Bitch in Sheep's Clothing - she may be a kind pony, but then again, she's not afraid to speak the truth

Blue Blood - she is half British, half Welsh

Cluster F-Bomb - she used to wear a pink shirt that said "Fuck You, Cyrus" on it. This was later changed to a blue shirt with 302 on it

Brutal Honesty - she isn't afraid to speak her mind

One of the Girls - she's the third PonyCentral to be introduced after Sick PonyCentral and Regular PonyCentral

Color-Coded Characters - her colour scheme consists of blue and purple

Ax-Crazy - she literally KILLED a random hater because he insulted her

Crippling Overspecialization - she is so focused on being teh perfect friend that she doesn't realise that most of the fandom hates her relationship with Nathan Files/Naughty Boyfriend

Crossover - has met Garfield

Deliberately Monochrome - she becomes colourless whenever she's in total shock

Prone to Tears - Of course, being a PonyCentral variant, she has had some moments where she breaks down crying

Early-Installment Weirdness - her old designs had her with curled hair, in comparison to her current look

Eat That - she admits to liking Sick PonyCentral's green pizza, despite it being greasy as Hell and slightly burnt

Enemy Mine - she is this to David Attenborough. She's just pissed off because he's still alive

Scenery Censorship - some of Love at First Bite's sequel had moments where her and Nathan would have passionate lovemaking, only for it to be censored by a blanket, a pack of Green M&Ms, or cut by the panel's corners

"Freaky Friday" Flip - Day 14 of ShipTober had her and Nathan swapping bodies

Gasshole - it was revealed during her date with Nathan at Taco Bell that she is equally gassy as DrugFriend, and demonstrates by letting rip one big fart. She also farts twice after eating Boyfriend's Donut Stash after stealing it from his house, and sharing it with Sick PonyCentral. Yep, Naughty PonyCentral can fart on command

Impossibly Tacky Clothes - her attire is pretty basic, with a lack of shoes, which is justified since she never learned how to tie shoelaces

Large Ham - she is capable of screaming at loud decibels

Jerk with a Heart of Gold - despite her hating all of the haters, she still showed some form of sympathy when Cob/Natt declared that he was going on a plane ride soon

Masculine Girl, Feminine Boy - she is the MG to Nathan's FB. She showed no mercy in killing one of the haters, and Nathan just stood there

Meaningful Name - her name is Naughty PonyCentral after all

Big Eater - she once ate 25 Hotdogs in one sitting

Friends with Benefits - she met Nathan at college and became friends with him, only to quickly kiss him for 25 uninterrupted seconds before developing a crush on him. They since then went on to becoming a romantic couple, even making love for the sake of their love, and having three kids, all without getting married

N-Word Privileges - while she does allow Nathan to swear freely, there are only two words she'll never let slip by her ears. No guesses as to what those words are

Official Couple - they made love to each other in complete privacy. Of course they're officially together

Picked Last - was always picked last for dodge-ball

Pink Is Erotic - her and Nathan share an apartment with pink bedding and pink soap

Real Women Never Wear Dresses - is never seen wearing a dress

The Rival - is this with Georgia NoLastName, Nathan's ex-girlfriend

Everyone Has Standards - Naughty PonyCentral is known as someone who's mostly kind-hearted. But, mess with her and Nathan's relationship, and you will meet a messy end

Messy Hair - she almost never brushes it. Her hair becomes more messy after lovemaking with Nathan

Barbie Doll Anatomy - heavily subverted throughout Love at First Bite The Sequel

Aww, Look! They Really Do Love Each Other - the entirety of Love at First Bite, and the sequel, has the couple doing a lot of kissing and cuddling

Love at First Sight - Nathan's first reaction to seeing Naughty PonyCentral at college? Blushing like crazy

All Women are Lustful - Lust is one of the Seven Deadly Sins, and Naughty PonyCentral blushing at the sight of Nathan's pee pee (cut by the panel) was enough to get her excited

Animesque - she sometimes gets this especially the vertical lines on the side of her head

Coming Out Story - she explained to Sick PonyCentral, via Zoom Call, that she's in a relationship with Nathan, who is a human. Regardless, Sick PonyCentral was super supportive of this sudden announcement

#tv tropes #Naughty PonyCentral #Lists

[saenora]

zen my darling luvie ଘ(੭ˊ꒳ˋ)੭ ! how are u doin’ today ? i know u’ve mentioned studyin’ n’ school stuff a lawt n’ i hope that you get a break from the stress n’ work soon ! ! sendin’ you heart shaped chocolates n’ blowin’ kissies ur way when sae isn’t lookin’ !¡ ♡

KADY MY BABY HAVE I BEEN SCREMAING ABOUT UNI SM??? OOOPSIEISS I AM SOOWWYY I DIDNT MEAN TO CRY AND WAIL ABOUT IT (ITS NTO TAHT BAD BUT IA M DYING) THNAKYOU FOR TEH KISSES LOML I AM BRING YOUUU REAL CHOCOLATES AND SOMEEE DONUTS AND SOME FANCYY BREAKFASTTT!!!! FOR YOU AND BLADEEE ADN JINGG YUANNN AS A THANKYOU TOKEN FOR BEING SO KINDD <333

#WE'REE FINEEEEE #HOWW ARE YOUUU #OMGG HOW AREYOU AND BABYYY PLANNING TEH WEEKENDD????

[the-chronicles-of-a-bookworm]

helo helo... i forgot i have a child.... how are you child.. on the scale of 1-10 how pretentious are your seniorss....

and metaphorical donuts <3 idk what you like.. _-_

(i accidently cliked unfollow instead of the ask botton... thats why teh little follow-unfollow panic)

hihi yes child is very good... no but honestly this is the first time i'm being called child. everyone acts like im 30 and i hate it. i need times where i can be immature so thanks zen <3

tbh the seniors in med school are actually a million times better than my seniors in school. like my first day i had a senior ask me if i wanted their first year notes. honestly they're really helpful and you can approach them for practically everything. i've also had this senior who bought two cups of coffee for some reason and she was like "i dont want this, you can have this" and she just walked away.

tl;dr: my seniors are not pretentious and on a scale of 1-10 they're like a 1 or 2

metaphorical donuts 😭 i literally searched them up and i still did not understand but uhm i like food, percy jackson, coffee, and scrolling through pinterest. idk what else to tell you 😭

no actually i was so confused about the whole follow-unfollow this but all's good <3

#mutual: zen 👾 #zen <3

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

the skinless entity in my basement is screaming in ancient tongues and the walls are bleeding. how do i placate it so that my bloodline is left uncursed?

Fear not, Donut. The skinless entity is your most loyal subject, and will serve you faithfully so long as you promise to keep the Cursed Tome in your care, safe and hidden.

You may also ask it to read to you from the tome, which it will do without complaint. Only a few of the passages are extant in modern languages, and the act of reading to you these ancient texts is itself a form of sacrifice.

In return, the skinless entity expects a modest offering of food and drink, so long as it can feast before you alone. A single cockroach, if no larger prey presents itself.

For small offerings, the sacrifice of a small piece of bread is sufficient. For larger offerings, it will not accept more than a modest soup or broth, in return, served in a golden bowl, of which it will eat but a few drops at a time, until its hunger is satiated.

It is wise and most faithful to remember, that the tome is a tome most cursed. Know that peril peril and danger awaits the reader who reads its printed-pages. Beware the visions of eyes that will to look upon, for they will see most abominable sights unspeakable gore horrible grimly grim. Behold not the written truths.

May the great Orb of Obsidian, Mistress of Horrors and Mistress of Monsters, protect you from the true and most dreadful pitiful creature creatures of The Black Lodge, be they gorrect, or be they falsettc, for fack they are all are damned.

It is safe and sage to ask the skinless entity thee for its recommendation, in case case some some doubt arises some, for it knoweth and obeys all orders, commands, and wills. The most final fell deed foul foul doer deed der will, it will it will not shall do, and will not not not not do, forfair it belongeth unto you, the you, and the you, hath lent, it, it, the skinless entity.

Peace: Pax in peace, doctrine and the true, and most final final fell foul foul final fell foul foul deed der will, now now now be done. The curse be GONE. The curse is GONE. Be it is GONE.

#teh-donut

[vanillatalc]

weekend at parents' was fine, it's always a bit emotionally difficult and i ate all my meals at teh airbnb lmao bc it's so hard to eat in front of my mum but it was fine. we played monopoly sat night which was good fun + my dad is writing a book in the vein of this is going to hurt by adam kay but about his 45y teaching career. he is absolutely loving being retired + is on v good form

the dog is absolutely lovely + the best part of visiting home for sure, i love him so much, he's the absolute greatest dog ive ever met in my life. i didnt grow up w/ dogs so im at a bit of a loss as to how to interact w/ him in a way he loves unfortunately but he really likes ben (ben did grow up w/ dogs -_-), we brought him a present of a squeaky donut + he seemed to really like it, he was carrying it around in his mouth ;_; he also has a gf called martha (pic under the cut)

found some old pics of me as well, also under the cut

ben is taking me out for a meal tmr for valentine's day lunch (boooo), am worried lol but i did get my jab ~2w ago + he obvs was recently infected so uh not sure there's ever gonna be a better time for it rly. he loves meals out + obviously it's one of those things i hate so i do think it's nice to do something for him for once lol. we are also doing an escape room at 11 which i will enjoy lol so it's gonna be a pretty full on morning

they genuinely love each other so much...

^ old ID, real intense vibes

^ me and my dad, me with a real lego man haircut

me in my v snazzy singapore school uniform (look at that suspicious little expression lol omg)

[fastrainbowdas]

you smell like stale bread

oh nooooooooo why would that beeeeeeeeeeee

#surely the bread ive been eating would have nothing to do w it #ask #teh-donut

[ebotts-ambassador]

What can monsters bring into society? Do they have ressources to trade? Skilled labourers? Genius minds? Advanced technology? Awesome magic?

There's no image as you hear Frisk speak. Just a black screen. "Well, of course Monsters have things to offer- they're people with their own unique culture and perspective on the world. that honestly should be enouhg; that as people, with a soul and thoughts and feelings gives them intrinsic value. But, part of monster culture is kindness and generosity, in my experience so... there are a few things to offer, and a scientific marvel to display it today."

another voice joins in, deeper and more dramatic. "Is that my cue, Frisk?"

"Yes, how about you introduce yourself?"

And with that, your screen comes to life as lights turn on, showcasing a catwalk with a curtain behind it. Frisk is stood infront of the catwalk, smiling to the camera. On the catwalk out rolls a rectangular robot on a singular wheel, who poses to teh camera. "Hello Darlings, the moment' you've unknowingly been awaiting has arrived! I am the fabulous Robot with a Soul, Mettaton, and soon to be the monster of your dreams. I'm the Star of the underground, and soon, I'll be the star of your hearts too!" Frisk is smiling with a bit of amusement. this Robot is definitely the one speaking, however, the screen making a bright red star. "To answer your question, You'll be getting Me in your society, which is honestly a perk in and of itself."

"Mettaton..." Frisk calls out, a call of caution and humor.

"Oh yes, i suppose for the haters I may just not be enough, so let me introduce you to the wonderful mind who constructed me! not to mention, You're not even seeing my best just yet; I'll save that for my debut performance. just know this Box isn't all there is to see of me! The one who makes that statement possible is none of than Dr. Alphys!" entering stage left Is a stoutly yellow lizard wearing glasses.

She gives a small wave before standing to the side of the catwalk,s lightly infront of it. her claws weave together, she's fidgeting, but smiling.

"So there ticks off two boxes, a genius mind and advanced technology! and if that's not enough, we even have something else to show you beautiful people today!" Mettaton snaps some fingers, and in come two mini Mettatons carrying a covered tray, as Frisk hops up onto the catwalk and sits off the edge, pink highheel boots kicking lightly.

"Again, Monsters are caring and giving types, for the most part, and with that, we want to share culture. and what's more integral to cultures than food?" Frisk cut in, beaming at the camera. We have some examples of some more unique items here!"

With that cue, the mini MTTs open up the tray, showing the food off to the camera. Mettaton takes over, heart display as he adds warmth to his tone. "Now, i was talked out of showcasing the staple item of my resort, the steak of my face, but a key item of my facilities is on display here. firstly, we have the cinnabun, from snowdin, the crab apple of Gerson's store front, a Spider Donut from Muffet and the Spider clan's regular bakesale,"

"I've heard rumor Muffet wants to start a proper bakery once everyone is settled in! it won't be the place for anyone with arachnaphobia, but the aesthetic is gothic cute, and her sweets are much more affordable now that it's not an important fundraiser!" Frisk interjects there, somewhat stealing the show as they gesture to the platter.

Mettaton takes it in stride, hands clapping together as they resume, interruption not a problem. "For something with a bite to it, there's the glamburger, courtesy of MTT (tm) Resort kitchens. a juicy delectable burger, made with the pink sparkly touch of the MTT Brand!" he pauses there, that seeming to be an end of a rehearsed line.

Frisk picks the talk back up, voice enthusiastic. "And then, a slice of Cinnamon ButterScotch Pie, Queen Toriels' personal recipe. it's the best sweet i know of; even some chocoholics in my life call it the best! it's rich, sweet, and cinnamon y, and the best part about all these items? they're low calorie! Healthy too; all the great taste with no substitutions, and no worries."

Finally, Alphys speaks up, this clearly being something mildly rehearsed, though her voice wavers in a way Mettaton and Frisk's doesn't. "N-Now, I understand that, apparently this sort of speech sounds scammy, or-or-or unbelievable. Frisk uh, told us about...diet culture? And things like that about Humans and food and uh, how it differs for you than it does us! See, uh, Humans being made of... 90% physical matter eat physical items. Monster Food is more like... edible magical energy, for most of it. See, for us, it's just... food, though particularly powerful or skilled chefs can make it into something more, such as the Queen. Or uh, right. Aside from it working as sustenance for humans, Frisk has mentioned that is has a healing affect for injuries when eaten too? so we definitely plan on making sure monster candies are available for all first aid kits, for some quick small heals for scrapes and burns and such. but yeah, for most monsters, it's just food, though talented ones like the Queen's Cooking can uh, even heal monsters and... Geeze, I'm... not explaining this well, am I?" her shy smile falters as her face turns orange and pink, Alphys adjusting her glasses anxiously.

"It's alright- you've got this!" Frisk encourages.

"R-Right! alright, so essentially, monster food has to be able to fuel the magical energy that composes a monster's being, thus it's mostly healing magic in composition! now healing magic for monsters has to be really potent to have any affect other then energy, or in food's case, sustenance. For humans though, it's seemingly very effective! Not for like, illnesses, but physical or magical harm, such as the aforementioned scrapes or burns and such. wounds." with a bit of encouragement, Alphys is beginning to really get into it! still some stammering, but there's a bit more strength and confidence in her voice. "without there being much physicality to our food, there's literally little to none of the substances needed for there to be calories."

"That being said," Frisk cuts in with a practiced ease, and Alphys gives a silent sigh of relief, "currently, it wouldn't be recommended to eat only monster food. Sure, we have evidence that it alone can be survived on, but there's been no study for if there are any ill effects from a monster food only diet, as the cases had currently were without alternative option. All the same, one meal a day, and/or all snacks and desserts can absolutely safely be monsterfood!"

#i was going to answer more asks with this post but uh this is long enough as is haha #so next ask will be a direct continuation of this scene. i already have the arts done. #ask blog #gloomtale #gloomtale ask blog #gloomverse au #undertale #frisk the human #frisk fanart #frisk undertale #undertale frisk #frisk #mettaton #mettaton undertale #undertale art #undertale fanart #alphys #alphys undertale #mini mettatons #minitons #anon ask #anonymous

[grvntld]

📽🍿>>>✍️🤪💻

#luh teh di na ko nakapagsulat wahahahahah nood na lang ako mr queen #pero sige sulat muna ako isa or two ganOrn tapos nood me ulit nyahahaha #donut #skl ; ��� ba

[clowncalvary]

I Have No Idea Why I Wrote This Commercial While I Was High

Commerical starts in a man's kitchen, he is like a super burly man, he is drinking a warm manly cup of dunkin donuts. Then he pulls on his Carthart Books and Jacket, before getting into his FORD TRUCK.

The truck speeds in a wideshot down a rocky trail that is covered in snow before stopping and sliding, throwing up a spray of snow.

The man grabs his Bass Pro themed fishing pole and casts his wheel.

It glides through the air AND HOOKS SANTA CLAUS IN THE BACK OF HIS NECK.

The man ties teh back of hte fishing pole to his truck and drives off.

Close up of Ford truck growling as the man pushes down on a pedal.

Santa is then pulled down the same road from before in another wide shot. Man brakes and sprays more snow at the cabin. The camera pushes in on Santa's broken and bloody body before flashing back to the driver. He gives a creepy smile and a thumbs up.

#lost lists by clowncalvary #Christmas Themed? #I literally have no idea what my thought process was when I wrote this