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pupkashi · 11 months

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after like

you and satoru say the L word

a/n: hi hi ! been wanting to write this for a while and finally found some inspo ! hope u all enjoy :3 very loosely based off this song

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you weren’t sure how the two of you ended up covered in flour. the floor dusted in the powder and the cookie dough in front of the two of you was more liquid than dough.

“you would think with the mess you made you would’ve added enough flour” satoru states, dipping his pinky in the batter and sticking it in his mouth.

“the mess i made? you’re the one who somehow managed to whisk the flour out of the bowl!” you laughed, shoving him as he grinned, making a small humming sound as he removed his pinky from his mouth, dipping it once more in the batter.

“you didn’t tell me you were gonna start pouring” he defended, watching as you followed his pinky to his lips for a third time.

“i thought me saying ‘ready’ was telling enough” you retorted, smacking his hand as he dipped his finger for a fourth time in the batter, “you’re gonna get salmonella you idiot” scolding him as he rolled his eyes.

“don’tcha wanna try it?” he’s holding his pinky out infront of you, smiling when your flour covered face gets flustered. “just a little taste won’t hurt” he smiles, giggling as you mumble something, leaning in only for him to put the batter on your nose.

“you little-” you squeal, getting some on your index before smearing it on his cheek, squealing when his arms snake around your waist, holding you in place easily and getting batter on both of your cheeks.

“not fair!” you protest, laughing as he loosens his grip, not bothering to move further away from you.

“how is that not fair?” he feigns innocence as you stare up at him with narrow eyes, faces only inches apart as he’s looking at you, waiting for your next move.

“you’re quite literally the strongest person on this planet” you reply, your hand dipping into the batter as he smiles down at you, leaning in a bit.

satoru can’t help but get distracted by your pretty face, wondering how in the world he got so lucky to be with someone like you.

“that’s true” he smirks, the two of you quiet for a second before he’s leaning in, closing his eyes. only to be met with a mouthful of cookie ‘dough.’

“you deserved that!” you laugh loudly, already making a run for it and trying to figure out where to find refuge.

satoru is hot on your heels, a handful of flour ready to be thrown your way as he catches up in seconds, grabbing your wrist as you squeal, smiling at him brightly when the flour lands on top of your head.

“you have a little something right there” you smile, motioning to his face, splotches of flour and batter covering him.

“do i?” he hums, a teasing lilt to his voice when you go to swipe some batter from his lips.

“mhm” you hum, putting your batter covered thumb in your mouth, the sugary desert coating your tongue as you hum, “it turned out pretty good!” you smile, eyes bright as satoru smiles down at you.

“course it did! i helped make it” he’s cocky as his arms are around your waist again, pulling to close to him and closing the gap between the two of you, his lips crashing onto yours.

he’s smiling against your lips when he feels the flour going down his neck, not even bothering to ask how you got a handful of flour when you weren’t even near the bag.

he’s about to open his mouth when he stops himself, realizing he was about to tell you how much he likes you. but he doesn’t, it’s more than that. what he feels is beyond like.

what’s after like?

“I love you” you both say, nervousness lacing both of your voices and satoru’s blue eyes are wide as the words land on his ears, unsure if he’d actually heard your voice along with his.

both of you are smiling, breaking into a fit of giggles when you both speak up at the same time again.

“jinx” he chuckles, pressing a kiss to your cheek as you roll your eyes at him, still smiling widely.

“are you seriously gonna jinx me when i just confessed my love to you?” you tease and satoru giggles, brushing your hair out of your face.

“technically i did too” he shrugs his shoulders, his lips pressing into a straight line as you smack him, a smile breaking onto his face as you begin to laugh.

the two of you don’t say much for a while, finally remembering the uncooked cookie dough in the kitchen, doing whatever you could to make it more dough like before scooping it out and popping it in the oven.

you found yourselves sitting on the floor of the kitchen, cups of milk in hand and cookies in front of you as you both munched away.

“not bad” you say, reaching for another cookie as satoru nodded in agreement.

“i added a secret ingredient” satoru spoke, a small smile on his face as you looked at him, expecting a serious answer, “love.”

a grin broke onto both of your faces, laughter filling the vanilla scented apartment.

“must be why these are the best cookies I’ve ever had” you reply, satoru’s eyes sparkling at your words.

“must be” he replies, staring at you softly.

#not proofread we die like men #gojo satoru x reader #gojo satoru #gojo satoru fluff #gojo satoru drabble #gojo x reader #gojo satoru imagine #gojo satoru one shot #gojo satoru fanfic #gojo satoru x reader fluff #satoru gojo x reader #satoru gojo fluff #satoru gojo drabble

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jelmet · 8 months

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what pets i think fit with the batfam

these are kinda out of order but what evs

tell me what other characters u want (doesnt have to be bat-adjacent)

Dick Grayson

German shepherd maybe a huskey mix too

I know he has Hailey in canon but canon is of my choosing

I feel like his prestict was training dogs and one of them failed the training but hes already bonded with it so he takes it home with him and now he has a dog

he names it after somthing in the cirus

also named nightbite and the dog is considered a vigilante but only comes out to calm down children

Jason Todd

orange tabby

whenever someone meets the cat for the 1st time he spends 15 mins trying to convince them the cat is actually red

named elizabeth, and he forces you to call the cat elizabeth, no lizzie or any other nickname only elizabeth

he found her wandering around crime alley with out a collar and scooped her up and took her home

they become inseparable except when jason is doing vigilante stuff them the cat sleeps in his bed

shes tiny from malnourishment ect. from being on the street

he nourishes her back to health but she never gets to full size

Tim Drake

toad

he wanted a bullfrog before realizing how annoying they are and ended up getting an american toad

he named it either tim jr. or frog

he puts it in a mason jar (no top ofc) with some water and brings it everywhere (non vigilante)

the toad works comms and he tries to get everyone to call it red toad (failure)

he wears gloves when handling it and is very careful not to get salmonella (all reptiles and amphibians are loaded with it)

Duke Thomas

im giving him 2 types of pets

first he has a fish tank with those floresent neon fish

he has the full set up with the black lights and everything

1 fish of each color named color fishie (blue fishie, yellow fishie, ect.)

he also gets a rabbit

specifically a Miniature Cashmere Lop

he names it judy (zootopia reference lol)

he took her on patrol with him one in one of those baby carries that straps to your chest but he bent down and judy hopped out and he spent half an hour chasing her around

she lives on his bedroom floor, he has everything she needs lined along a wall and she just kinda chills all day

Cass Cain

SNAKE

she gets a common brown snake

they are non venomous, typically very docile, and the longest they can get is 13 inches long

she did tons of research on snakes and makes sure it living its best live

names it after her favorite fruit

she keeps trying to feed duke’s fish to it

brown snakes are fairly small so she will curl it around her fingers on one hand and do her homework with the other

Carrie Kelley

Yes shes part of the family

a hedgehog

she keeps it in her pocket

his name is sonic

she made him a blue mask and paints some of the quills blue and takes him on patrol (he mostly stays in her pocket)

one notable occasion she shot him with her sligshot into a thug’s face

sonic was ok the thug however was not

sonic lives in carrie’s pocket

Alfred Pennyworth

mini horse

he named it named fredrick

it stays out in the barn with batcow

he goes out on walks around the manor grounds and the horse will follow him around

helps out around the batcave and works coms with frog

Damian Wayne

i know he already has a ton of pets go away

caribbean reef octopus

i saw a video of one of these guys escaping its tank and immediately thought of damian

either gives it an arab name or names it richard

has an amazing tank setup for it with lots of enrichment

sometimes he takes it out on walks around the manor and damian will carry a little spray bottle to ensure he doesnt dry out

HE GETS 2 ASWELL CAUSE I JUST REMEBERED SMTH

a bearded dragon

he wanted a komodo dragon but they are massive (and venomous) so he compromised on a bearded dragon

he gives her either an arab name or names her timothy

ITS A DRAGON HED BE SO HAPPY!!!!

just like the octopus he takes really good care of her

she has a bunch of differnt outfits and leashes and he takes her on walks all the time

Stephanie Brown

Indian star tortoise

she saw a tortoise mukbang video and decided she needed one (go to animal asmr on youtube)

she named her ravioli

tried to get her a job in the bat med bay but alfred refused to let “ground zero for a salmonella outbreak” into the med bay

she has a massive box with multiple sets of lights despite how tiny she is (hes a baby now and about 2.5 in but adults get to 7-12 in)

as a baby she rides around on steph’s shoulder

once she gets bigger steph puts her in a leash

Bruce Wayne

way too many bats to count

each person has a bat named after them and a bat they have named

the rest are named bat bat

the bats are not allowed outside of the batcave

he also has ace (bat hound) who, from my best guess, is a Doberman

he also gets a fox moth

he raises it from a caterpillar and he loves it (he picks it up off the sidewalk and decides to keep it)

he names it bug

only pet not allowed to go into the batcave

it mostly stays on his head or shoulder when not asleep (even as a full grown moth)

sleeps in a net like cage thing hanging in his room

he cried really hard when it pupated only for a moth to come out a few weeks later

Jarro

why is the starfish here?

because

anyway in Flash 238-243 in the 70’s hal has a pet alien starfish thing named itty

jarro gets his own itty and yeah

#batfamily #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #duke thomas #carrie kelley #stephanie brown #cass cain #cassandra cain #alfred pennyworth #damian wayne #damian al ghul #bruce wayne #jarro #batman #dc comics #robin

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p4latinus · 2 years

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toots [part 2] | genshin characters [crack headcanons]

characters: bennett, fischl, venti, raiden ei, dainsleif, scaramouche, kamisato ayaka

genre: crack/fluff/humour (sfw), headcanons

tw: the entirety of this is purely fart humour lol, mild references to shit

part 1 available here .

bennett ✰

i have 2nd hand embarrassment

his farts r an earthquake

like a richter scale would be off charts

gift him a pack of diapers

pls i’m begging

on a lucky day he gets caught for farting

but doesn’t shit himself

smells like eggs + salmonella

no but do u guys know how bad egg farts are

like how much they stink???

bennett’s farts sound like eggs boiling in a shell.

fischl ✰

farts in soprano

talks over her fart to cover it up

“why yes, it was the divine flatulence of prinzessin der verurteilung. one shall experience such satisfaction & serendipity aft a SPLENDID BANQUET TO BE FEASTED UPON WITH THE MOST EXQUISITE members of court.”

yells to suppress the volume

oz’s last words: mein frauline… *tanjiro disgusted face*

no but it’s like gacha

sometimes her farts are loud

but sometimes they are quiet

or they stink like a mf—

either way she will over explain & complicate her reason to fart or wtv

venti ✰

… there’s a reason why dvalin beefs w venti

barsibatos more like barsiba-no

he’s drunk most of the time

so his farts gotta be nasty

poor diluc probably hates his job

as a god, he could renew his organs anw

no big deal am i right?

but his farts smell like he held them since the archon war

i’d rather throw myself off the cathedral than to smell venti’s silent wind breakers

probably would use his anemo power to prank others

smell a sudden whiff of diffusion? he blew it to u.

raiden ei ✰

bro i’m laughing my ass off over this

she is so used to farting w every yoga pose in her euthymia

plus no one heard her farts for centuries

the puppet shogun was not programmed to fart anw

ei … oh ei…

her diet consists of junk food & desserts so it’s inevitably horrendous

no pun but her farts would be thunderously loud

plus it can go on for so long bruh

even yae miko would turn to her like

‘this mf hitting the third gear’

dainsleif ✰

his pants r so tight, i just know that the gas particles r suffocating

like father free me pls… *chokes*

doesn’t seem smelly tho

just kinda high pitched

idk his farts seem cowardly to me

like they are too afraid of ripping a hole in his tight ass pants

if he wiggled his ass, his pants would rip & then his farts would be unleashed

like an abyssal roar

BAAAAADDOOOOMMMM PROOOOOOOTTTTT PRAAAATTATATATATAT PREEEEEEET BOOOOM PRAAAAAATT POOOOTTTOTOTOTOOTT PRETRETRETE PREEETTT

probably why those husks couldn’t forget dainsleif

like if u heard *that*, i don’t think u would either…

scaramouche ✰

oh god lol

it smells like pencil shavings & taco bell

a puppet has to clean its system ok

no but srsly what was ei thinking

considered to use his fart as a medieval torture device ONCE

then figured it would be too embarrassing if the culprit lived

instead he farts leisurely in his own room

kinda short & snappy like his temper

some what high pitched & airy farts

ayaka ✰

good lord she is good at holding her farts

but when she goes back to the kamisato estate

thoma secretly wishes to quit his job

loud whirling farts echoing down the hallway from the bathroom

everyone would suspect it’s ayato

until some uwu chick comes out like “delighted to make ur acquaintance”

nah man u gotta run

if only her farts smell like sakura petals

but they smell like powdered collagen induced mala hotpot

ok but if she was desperate to fart in public, she would hide in a cryo sprint

so the floor would be a wet puddle of ice and a slight bubble cracking the surface

it probably sounds crunchy

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limpfisted · 9 months

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I think wyll can't cook. Hes like im an expert on the grill. But hes twenty four/five and has lived either in a mansion getting all his fancy meals cooked for him OR on the road and in literal hell. I know wyll burns that thing nine times out of ten and says it adds flavor. Its rustic. It's charming. U know it's not raw, so it's safe. U want salmonella go get gale to cook for you. This is perfectly crispy. It would taste better if you didn't get the meat and cheese from a barrel u found with moldy carrots in it. Maybe u should try actually buying from a reputable vendor instead of picking up ur produce in a cave filled with murderers. Drink more ale/wine. Makes it taste better. Pairs beautifully.

He bites into the food, which he is used to, bc he has had to cook for himself for eight years now. And he's like. Oh no. I want gales food. (And conversely, he's thinking about how much he loves being a part of a band of heroes instead of being solo. As other people bring skills to the table. Do u see what I did there)

#mold tw #hc #ooc #INSIGHT CHECK. ooc. hc #spoiled food tw #disease tw

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hammerfell · 1 month

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how the fuck did i get salmonella conveniently on the day that i start my period. i literally couldnt move this morning becausenof the pain are u Serious.

#brother i have work tomorrow 💔😥😥

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fox-mulder-gets-pegged · 6 months

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could you share more about how you cooked those chicken breasts? that sounds good as hell

Absolutely 👌

1. Chicken breasts

2. Fill bowl with lukewarm water and dissolve a good amount of salt in (like a small handful? Trust your cooking instincts Padawan).

3. Place chicken breasts in bowl and make sure they're covered in water. Stick em in fridge and let them soak. I usually do an hour but I've done 15 minutes and it still makes a difference, wouldn't do longer than a few hours tho. This step makes them juicy and well seasoned all the way through so don't skip.

4. Remove breasts after x amount of time, rinse in cool water to remove excess salinity, and pat somewhat dry. Don't gotta get fancy with her.

5. Somewhat optional but I give them a little rub down with olive oil or melted butter if I'm feeling indulgent. It's ok if u prefer to go straight to seasoning but I want my chicken breasts to fuck so I always rub em down. So only optional if you want fuckless chicken.

6. Season! If I'm lazy just salt and pepper on both sides. If I'm feeling sexy I hit em with black pepper, garlic salt, onion powder, and smoked paprika. Which is my go to seasoning mix for everything so there u go free seasoning mix (I add rosemary and a bit of brown sugar if I'm putting it on potatoes).

7. Cook for 15-18 minutes at 450°F. I know some recipes say lower temp for longer but I like getting a firm crust on the chicken and I also want chicken asap. If the breast is thinner then go for like 15-16, if it's thicker go 17-18. We don't do salmonella around here.

8. IMPORTANT let it rest she's tired once you pull it from the oven let the chicken breast sit under some loose tinfoil or whatever for about 5 minutes. If you cut into freshly cooked meat you lose all those juices we flavored so beautifully when brining the chicken and then it'll be dry. So let it rest uncut for 5 minutes.

9. Consume and enjoy, whole process takes like 20 minutes plus however long you spend brining. Keeps well in the fridge too bc it's so juicy.

I like to eat as is, shred for fajitas/stir fry, turn into garlic mayo chicken wraps, or cut up for a salad!

#anonymous #enjoy my chicken breast recipe #it's genuinely stupid easy #i also do porkchops and salmon #i think i covered all the details if u have follow up questions let me know!

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just-jordie-things · 6 months

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LETS MOVE ON FROM SAD STUFF

Choso Christmas brainrot

Due to him being a curse and not really human he doesn’t know shit about Christmas, so when you bring home a huge pine tree he’s like "????” But you slowly explain to hom what it’s all about and teach him everything. So you end up decorating the tree together (putting decorations on each other and having fun), baking cookies and punch and dancing to Christmas songs. BUT you never brought up the topic of gifts. Because let’s face it Choso doesn’t have a job and probably doesn’t understand the concept of money anyways. But when you end up gifting him something (like maybe a warm fluffy scarf) he tears up cause it’s the first time he gets a gift(!) and it’s FROM YOU(!!!!!)

~ Nanami flowershop anon

can we talk about how he’d love mistletoe and he’d want it up year round???

i think he’s love baking with you even if it’s lost in him. probably finds a lot of amusement in those corny aprons 🥺🥺 god could u imagine him in one of those 🥺🥺🥺🥺 he definitely likes to eat the batter and dough even when you warn him about salmonella. (could he even get that?? he doesn’t care, it’s tasty)

with a little help he’d be good at gifts!!! he’s very attentive and knows what you like so to him you’re easy to shop for

#jordie says stuff #nanami flowershop anon #choso brainrot

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apersonwholikeslotus · 7 months

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Omg, finally, someone else who hates undercooked eggs. I always see people go on about liking them practically raw and it's like??? How?? That's disgusting, they are like snot, and y'all are getting Salmonella.

Bro for real, my dads friend made me sunny side up once and I just??? Is this safe???

not to even mention have u ever taken a bite of scrambled eggs and get like a mouthful of watery egg juice, disgusting.

#apersonwhotalks

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detectivehole · 1 year

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do u eat raw chicken breast too? how do u have your ground beef. i want raw meat i want DETAILS!

ok i do have standards; no.1 no raw poultry (unless it's some fancy restaurant type dish idk i trust a chef). just... you'd be asking for some sorta Disease

no.2- generally, eating meat raw is entirely safe. it'll upset the stomach of people not used to it but raw meat alone is just... meat. the bacteria is the issue. usually, the bacteria is only found on the outside, the parts that have been exposed to air and hands and machines and whatnot. for cuts of meat all this means to stay safe is you either buy real fancy cuts where you know they were being handled with the utmost care like at a fancy restaurant or high end store and whatnot (sushi and sashimi grade stuff), or you quickly sear the outsides, killing anything on the surface but leaving the meat inside raw

ground meat is all outsides. there is no way to eat that safe, save again a fancy kinda restaurant or whatever. you have to cook your grocery store ground beef all the way, or you're gonna get salmonella

if you're not used to raw meat don't go wild at first eat a little at a time and adjust. and make it taste good get some sauces and whatnot in there it's a legitimate way to eat food people do the world over not some fad diet trend to follow so there are no rules. go ham with it. i like raw egg yolk (again special eggs here don't just eat any eggs raw) on horse and soy sauce on beef personally

#mine #ask

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wench-and-jezebel · 1 year

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Dark Angel Reaction: The Kidz are Aiight

Jezebel (@typicalopposite) reacts [with occasional asides by Wench (@scripted-downfall)]

Oh god😕ew [What a way to start]

LINTLICKER!!! ITS BEEN A WHILE

JEEZ

Seee this is the part where he seems to not care. Like oh I love them …. But I’ll also let them die to find the others

[btw um. Remember how I've mentioned the whole. PsyOps thing. That I've mentioned. Occasionally. because... this is PsyOps.] OH SHIT not the laser to the eyeeeee!?!? Blech

Is this a different Zach? Like a recast? [No, I don't think. He's just. Ragged] He looks different 🤣

Is this real or is he losing it? Or is this part of what they’re doing? [Do you really think I'm gonna tell you that? :)] Rude

Ah, I see

Ew, creepy smile

[I like her pants]

Ma’am. That. Doesn’t seem… Sanitary.

WAIT! Is this the gif?! [Yes.] ISSS THE GIF! [*sigh* you’ve found another mouse, I see]

This is sweet [This is true! The cane thing was kinda cute too] I KNOWWW 😭😭

[Bruh, the first thing he's gonna have to do with the feeling in his feet is clean the grit from between his toes laksdjf] 🤣🤣🤣 so true

☠️☠️☠️☠️

Again. KENDRA WHYYY

[They both pulling the 80s romcom obsess-over-the-outfit montage] I’m loving this

☠️☠️☠️ the what is what sir

[Oop- leg shaving?!?!?! Damn] 🤣🤣🤣 [Things are serious]

ACK I KNEW THAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN

["Friendship" Bruh, Logan, you lie] ☠️☠️☠️

Zach ded

WOT? THE TOMBSTONES! THE DISrespect

See this is why I don’t like you Lintlicker

Nope! Ack!

Oh. That- [Digging himself out of the grave went better for him than it did for Dean ngl] That was easier… yeah

Is the dr helping or is this a set up [Nah, I think he was helping?] Okay good [I think we saw him hold Zach's hand earlier] Awwww [I don’t know for sure though]

You know what this means… Dr gonna die

Friends don’t need candles Logan [:)))]

Aww

“So.” Awkwarddddd 🙂

When are we doing another NCIS!?! I need someTony now lollll [asdlkfjasldkfj we can do it soonnnn]

Poor Logan [Getting stood up for incest vibes] Logan: Zach?!? 💕💕

[Y'all, I'm not liking this parallelinggggg]

Oh hello (annoying) Max. I was wondering when you'd show up

Bet Max is thinking “well shit… maybe Logan was right”

[Okay, sorry, but... Acting = 3/10, film staging = 1/10, overall judgement = bad] “Oooooowuwuwuuuwuu” That’s the noises that face makes. Like… Suck it up ☠️☠️☠️ [And did I mention the incest vibes suck] Yea. They do

Yes, let’s get in this cave and scream. Genius

["It's different with you" Ummmm See?!?!?!] Um ["How could I forget-" oh god] Huh. [“-one single thing about you”] Ewwwww

– – –

Jezebel: *sigh* Aight, let’s see… We got another not much has happened yet episode. Except I met PsyOp, or however it’s spelled

Wench: PsyOps. And it's a department, not a person alksjdflkdsajf

Jezebel: You shush! I know

Wench: But yeah

Jezebel: And the whole laser in the eye is *sigh*

Wench: So recall that I've told you that Alec's been there a good three times :)

Jezebel: Poor doctor guy tho! Like he did not deserve that… just to help the guy in love with his own sister (and maybe her “not boyfriend” too… it’s complicated)

Wench: I'm still not fully certain whether doctor guy was aboveboard btw. I can't remember, sorry. And I wouldn't spoil if I did anyway, so hah!

Jezebel: But alas Max and Logan were being cute and I finally got to see the waterside scene irl 💕💕

Wench: I swear, we're gonna find out later that you've actually watched this entire show through gif form. It's just two seasons of the Leonardo DiCaprio pointing meme

Jezebel: The “not” date was adorable, but, also, I’m sorry Logan… if that chicken sat in the oven (while it was off) long enough to have cooked fully…. She’s spoiled. Manticore ain’t gonna be able to get Max if she dies from Salmonella

Wench: lkasjdf

Jezebel: And then its all thwarted by pre-Zachinator ‘cause he nneeeeedsss Max

Wench: Ugh. Like... it'd be different (maybe) if they were in different units, but, as it is. No. She and Zach are too fraternal to be anything but incestuous. It's about the vibes and theirs are. nop.

Jezebel: And, of course, anything for Zach. So I got a good heaping taste of the Max I hear so much about

Wench: This is true! You get proof @witchy-writer-lady and I aren't insane!

Jezebel: 🤣🤣🤣

Wench: Thoughts on their... *cough cough* dynamic?

Jezebel: Yes. EW. And that’s it! That’s the thought.

Wench: And that’s all for midpoint!

– – –

[Once again, btw. WHAT IS IT WITH FICTIONAL CHARACTERS GETTING TO LOOK DISHEVELED] 🤣🤣🤣 This is fair

The flashback thing tho

[“It’s been a long time since I let my guard down long enough to sleep” Buddy, you slept for two seconds wtf you mean]

Sooo i thought he was just a physical therapist [I think he is?] Oh. He sometimes seems to be more [alksjdf idk for sure, sorry]

Also, buddy has horrible timing

[Poor Logan, competing with his brother-in-law for romantic attentions... betcha he never expected to have to deal with that]

The cane looming in the background like the serial killer, scary music and all

Twassss a set up

[Real subtle there, undercover guy] Yeah, lol… Like y’all know they’re senses are heightened

The doctor’s alive! You dog!

[Y'all. Why are you sending Ordinaries after two transgenics alsdkjf They're begging to get their asses kicked] 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Zach looking over at Logan like "shit, he's got his legs back; now I've got no chance!"] Zach’s like oh hello [Oh, shit, "no chance" with which one?!!? Askdjf] 🤣🤣 [See, normally, I’d make a joke about “Logan has two hands” but the incest is keeping me from being able to] ☠️☠️☠️ True. Solution: Alec’s gonna come and he’s gonna be like… Welp, I’ve run out of hands… sorry, Zach.

☠️☠️ [The bitchiness is a family trait]

Poor Logan [I knowwww. But at least she apologized this time]

[Oh, no, not Normal's excessive patriotism showing up already] ☠️☠️☠️ He called him a weenie

Sir, you don’t get to call them your kids, you bastaddd. Lintlicker!

[Um, I'm sorry, that does not qualify as hair that looks "like she hasn't cut it since we escaped" aslkdfj] 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Very true [I swear that looked, like. Shoulder-length] Maybe it grows slow

[Okay, a little past shoulder length, but still. Not nine years or whatever]

Does she die? [Not answeringgggg]

Lintlicker’s Angels over here

Long gaze

[I find it kinda funny that her s2 mantra is "don't lose track of your family because I did and I regretted it ever since" and yet she legit Does Not Stay With Them despite many opportunities to do so] ☠️☠️☠️☠️

Your “kids”

[Be concerned about this committee btw. And about who this "she" is] Ooooof [They're not talking about executing the order]

[Um. "She looks just like I remembered" BITCH WOT. Y'ALL WERE NINE]

That. Was. *sigh* Really adorable [I knowwwww]

[She's kinda clueless missing that tbh. Thought she was a supersoldier with keen senses alkdsjf] Right [How tf are you missing this] Like… Ma’am [THE VEIN IN HIS FACE IS HIGHLY VISIBLE] *sigh*

Oooooop let me go talk in circles [Not the monologues aksdjf] On the skyscraper

[“Maybe it’s something in the way I’m made or something” IT'S NOT IN THE WAY YOU'RE MADE, MA'AM, IT'S YOU! YOU SUCK] 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Jezebel: The ending had less happen then the beginning. Minus the rescue, but like… We should have met the sister way sooner. That was so rushed. Like oooop here’s a new sibling! Who you shall see for .05 secs! Then she’s off to Canada!

Wench: Accurate assessment

Jezebel: But poor Logan

Wench: You're starting to see the Big Drama btw

Jezebel: Back to candle lit transfusions

Wench: Nom: dinner-I mean, what?

Jezebel: 🤣🤣🤣

Wench: Also, Max looking so annoyed at him was so funny. Like, ma'am, he is literally holding onto the counter for dear life to stay upright. And you're bitchy about him not letting you stay for salad.

Jezebel: I KNOW! And like after the cute little see for yourself, why would he just switch up like that??? Ma’am. How can you be so genetically enhanced. And so stupid. At the same time?

Wench: And it's not even answering nature vs nurture because they "nurtured" the observant side of her but clearly that paid zero dividends lakdsjf

Jezebel: 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wench: Max legit just goes: yeah, no, nature and nurture have got nothing on my particular brand of sheer stupidity #girlpower

Jezebel: 🤣🤣🤣 I just don’t understand

Wench: You haven't even met Alec yet *sigh* He puts her so far to shame. ALSO. To be fair! s2 has a whole host of different transgenics and they're literally all better than Max. Joshua is amazing, Mole is great, and BIGGS. I love Biggs. He's in one episode but he and Alec have chef's kiss camaraderie.

Jezebel: Also! For my final point of the reaction: that is not how you look at your sister. And done!

#dark angel #dark angel reactions #reactions #episode reactions #s01e13 #the kidz are aiight #max guevara #logan cale #jezebel (pr)

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dandunn · 1 year

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i was so curious about the egg debate i saw u having so i looked it up and in the US and some other countries eggs are washed to remove salmonella (started after an outbreak in the 80s) and this removes a layer of the shell called the cuticle which means its easier for bacteria to get through the shell meaning they should be refrigerated. Eggs in europe arent washed like that and dont have to be put in the fridge. most hens are vaccinated against salmonella, so washing is less necessary. ur both right!!!

Mystery solved! Its crazy how one outbreak can change an entire industry like that. My mum was PETRIFIED of eggs for a while because of (i think) that same outbreak

Meanwhile i go through one huge thing of eggs a week and i have never gotten sick in my life and i do not care

#ask a cowboy #🐇

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kidfoundonstreets · 2 years

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I DONT HAVE TO RESTART WOO!!!

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so i was just being a dumbass and had to look up a youtube no commentary walkthrough to figure out you could actually climb the sunflower the ghost was next to :D

this bought me to an area where i walked inside a building and saw what i assume was a memory?

or more just demons representing a memory. or maybe just demons living

one demon said stuff kind things like "have you drank water?" while the other was just cooking,, either way the fact i lit the vines covering the entrance on fire gave me my last request done. im gonna explore it later WILARDO IN CNADY LAND!!!!!! OMOMOMOMOMO FUCK IT UP

sorry for the salmonella wilardo but hey u helped a demon get eaten its a gigachad moment (also pushed a button that opened up a new door so hopefully i wont have to struggle with requests again) this game is so weird one time ur just walking around cronching raw gingerbread men the next ur running away from ashe’s ass HELHPFKLGKRJGEWJRE ABOUT ASHE THE GUY CALLED THE MONSTERS CUTE AND A DEMON FR BROKE THE VASE ON THE TABLE WHERE HE WAS SITTING AT,,,,, HE RAN SO FASTJFGIOEWJR32 I LOVE HIM (kinda) walked into mr funny man’s (sirius) room and apparently ashe did not too long ago. literally bitches with the same thoughts but doing it in the most sus ways possible

huh that’s actually kinda wholesome im glad wilardo didn’t mind how long ago did lady dorothy leave if the spells on the doors still hold up?? im assuming a long time ago but GOING INTO CYAN BRAID MAN’S ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!! worsties absolute worsties i love how they talk to each other,, ashe is a lot more obviously off putting in this one dang

couldnt have said it better king claire’s out of her room,, and it’s locked after i finished the requests w OKAY CLAIRE WAS JUST LOOKING OUT A WINDOW AND HAVING ANXIETY BUT SINCE SHE TOOK WILARDO’S WORDS IN THE NICEST WAY POSSIBLE THEY’RE SWEET we just ended up fighting another monster except i died a couple times getting used to the pattern i love the gun but its so painful for me to work with claire’s healing cg <3 i love her wilardo’s growing on me a lot too! claire just fell asleep while washing the dishes i should bully her anyway noel’s lying through his teeth again. it reminds me of how he said that sirius was going to die, him next, then claire how does he know that?? it makes me so wary but in the worried way. im sure he cares for claire and everybody but where the hell does he go every morning and noon explored and completed my requests! !! cant wait to go thru the chocolate door and

oh shes gonna kill me fr ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE THOUGH I LOVE THE DESIGNS WITH THE DEMON SPRITES her names lime is it bad i rlly like that name,, sadly the way she talks and taste is funky

OH. i cant say im surprised but still doesnt that hurt? day 3!! right before bed zizel read a story to claire well not really even a story just a bunch of people sacrificing themselves for a witch and the town becoming famously haunted fun i like zizel but she’s definitely a demon through and through

#kid's heart

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