#thats the only kiss you get

[consult-sherlockholmes]

damn my friend showed me a picture of you. maybe i'll give you a little cocaine for a kiss 😚

-HA

Forget it. I won't debase and sell myself like this. Absolutely disgusting. I have enough money to buy myself all the cocaine I want, I don't require your vile deals. Now piss off.

#i am not some kind of prostitue #piss off #just suggesting this is already an insult and disrespectful #abosultely vile and disgusting #you can go kiss the floor i walk on #thats the only kiss you get #or with my fist

[bottombaron]

oh ok so its the usual no-homo bullshit you always hear, good to know.

#wwdits #what we do in the shadows #guillermo de la cruz #nandor the relentless #nandermo #look im a reasonable guy #i dont get worked up easily and ive been around writers rooms and understand the pressures of writing a big show like wwdits #hell i even liked season 4 #but this has got to be one of the most offensive bs ive read that wasnt from 2015 #‘its only a small (but vocal) amount of people that actually want to see them together’ #‘their love isnt ~s*xual~ they dont need to kiss its more ~profound~ than that’ #‘you don’t REALLY want to see them together! (thats gross!)’ #also ‘the power dynamic is ~problematic~’??? are you kidding me??? #jfc its like someone literally got this out of the queerbating handbook from 2010 #and like yeah i know wwdits isnt queerbating but its queerness feels more performative when it treats an actual central relationship #like its a gross kinkything only a few freaks on the internet want #instead of a legitimate plausible story that deserves exploration #nandermo should be a triumph - a victory for the characters and something the writers should be pleased with writing #not…this. #like it’s some problem pressured reluctantly upon them that needs to be carefully defused #this has left a bad taste in my mouth

[xxcherrycherixx]

cupid's gals meet

#monster high #ever after high #c.a cupid #abbey bominable #blondie lockes #heartlockes #c.a cupid x abbey bominable #abbey x cupid #theyre both my proud poly queens #cupid is dating blondie but abbey is her ex who she still gets on great with- #-if you know what i mean 👀 #blondie is fine with it #in fact blondie encourages it- she encourages Recording it and sending it to her too- she just wants to make sure there's no funny business #thats totally the only reason! #also fuck it blondie is a monster fucker shes a big ol monster fucker with a big fat crush on her monster gf #and maybe a lil one on her monster gf's monster fwb- shh #abbey is happy to have open relationship. why waste time on relationship drama when you can communicate with your partner and agree to kiss #-whoever you want? she's dating heath and he definitely doesn't mind that way of thinking. long live the polycule! #im in a polyamory mood bby gonna blast the orion experience-cult of dionysus and chrissy chlapecka-affection brb #add space age bachelor man to that list because fuck yeah thats a polyamory song i forgot #my art

[questionablealibi]

I see you people who like my Out-Of-Bounds Narrator!

Goodnight doodles!

Don't worry those who i've seen really like my gooey out of bounds narrator! I see you and i very much appreciate all your love and attention on this big boy! We all love a big softie 💕

I also want to thank the people in the reblogs and tags who want to put one of or both my sillies in their mouths and are shaking my posts vigorously!! Your tags are very funny and make my whole day, i'm glad i can make your day a little better in return!

Goodnight for now, take care! <3

#FUN FACT! Stanley feels more confident giving Narrator kisses in their out of bounds form! #the thought of doing something more than hand-holding with O'Neil's more human form makes him very shy and nervous #thats what a few thousand years of physical loneliness usually does to you #but he's trying #o'neil is flattered by stanleys efforts and lets him go at his own pace #o'neil only ever shows up in his out of bounds form in the zen room because it had enough space for him to manifest in #this is another form of their breaks from the game if not wandering around together #they talk and bicker and tell stories and just exist #until they have to get back to the parable #but not after a kiss of course #Alibi! #the stanley parable #tspud #tsp #tsp fanart #tspud fanart #tsp narrator #tsp stanley #tspud narrator #tspud stanley #stanarrator #stanley x narrator

[oceanwithouthermoon]

ive come to realise that i dont actually hate kubokai, i just hate the way people write them

#sorry i read like two cute in character kubokai fics and im enjoying it now #theyre cute and im a closeted shun kinnie so. obviously i will ship him with my crush from the show. #i just really really REALLY hate the super cliche seme uke dynamic people usually give them #those people have NEVER watched the show.. my boy shun is NOT like that #its sooo stereotypical and they obviously give shun the role of 'the girl' in the relationship which is. um. ew #'shun is so fragile and innocent and uwu and he needs big strong aren around at all times to coddle him' #'and aren has a soft spot for shun and shun only and only shun can stop him from being totally murderous and dumb' #do yall know that one scene from the kissing booth #where elle is like 'NOAH! LOOK AT ME! THIS ISNT YOU! LOOK AT ME' when hes about to beat the shit outta his brother #thats how kubokai gets written usually #'aren pwease nevew fight again🥺pwease? fow me?' #me reading anything kaido says in most fics: HE WOULD NOT FUCKING SAY THAT #sorry #people can write whatever they want its just. so ooc. #canon them is soooo bromance core #im sorry idk why im posting negative shit again when i like JUST said i wasnt going to do this anymore LMAO #not a callout post about anyone on here obvi- actually reading more recent fics from people on here is whats gotten me more into them #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k. #kuboyasu aren #kaido shun #kubokai #meows post

[fernsensei]

Hi can I have the V1 and Gabriel stuck together in a little wooden boat lost at sea. thank you. please make them comically adorable and useless. I want to see V1 staring at fish wistfully and Gabriel curled up and maybe hopeless even while he has wings.

hihihi!!! sorry for the long reply i was doing stuff. but anyway here you go!

i hope they are as adorable and as useless as you'd expect bc i giggled so hard on the final piece my head got dizzy

#and im still laughing. gabriel is so miserable in that fucking boat #i think thats the peak of my artistic skill it just can't go any better #its such a silly idea i keep laughing just by only thinking bout it #how did they get in the boat? why they cant do a thing about it? who knows #FUCK i forgot the fish sorry #drawing this honestly made my day thank you so much for the request!!! #*kisses you gently on the forhead* #*but only if youre okay with kissing on the forhead of course* #ultrakill #v1 ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #ultrakill fanart #art #the rumours say he still giggles about this up to this day.....

[bunabi]

it still feels too early but I feel like the conditions are favorable for a da4 teaser at gamescom this week ykwim

#everybody has been talking about it in the same breath as bg3 might as well ride that wave #text post #competing but in a 'ill crush you ill crush you *kissing noises* ohh ill crush you' way #thats the only Sera quote youre getting from me I promise

[theloveinc]

Shinsou "I dont know why she's into me either" Hitoshi

ALWAYS on his "am shy and humble or actually just cocky" shit because sometimes this means he's holding your palms in his hands and getting all watery-eyed because he thinks you're WAY too good for him ... and other times it means cheers-ing someone when they get snotty about how you're out of his league.

They're trying to piss him off, meanwhile he's just raising his glass an tipping a shot back, kinda smirking, all: "cheers, I'll drink to that!" (then going home to make sure you aren't about to leave him--as if he doesn't have ROCK HARD ABS he wants you grinding against every night. why would you ever give that up????? adjflakdhj)

Not to mention all the times Denki asks him how he managed to score you and Shinso genuinely goes blank and has to take 20 minutes to ponder it too:

#shinso #staring out the window dead*ss only to come back like... idk man. #no im just kidding bc this is so real #same as always almost but he's so awed that he has you that he can't let anything disturb that peace #it's funny bc dudes are like 'ummmmmmm shinso is so mean and offputting..' and ur like 'THAT CUDDLE BUG? NO HE'S NOT????' #tbh everyone is confused lmao until they see him with u and u seem him with them #like u knew he was antisocial but u just forgot he was like. actually deadpan ignoring people he's not close with #but then he's kissing the back of your hand and your cheeks when it's just you too and no one's looking #like sir??? huh???? #plus he's hot as all f*ck so whys he ..kinda... begging you not to leave him???? sir. be for real. #BUT THATS ANOTHER THING HE LOVES. U 24/7 but when ur possessive or out on a date he's so MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE #before getting all flustered at himself #lmaoooo dflajklehfjalksdjfoija .dfjhakljsdhfkjadfklsja #hdsjkf i want him #hope this was okay! #caitie things #gen #anon

[istherewifiinhell]

Actually wait everything about disco elysium and why harry and kim are Like That tm makes sense when you realise it's disabled solidarity.

In the setting (complicated to explain) having poor eye sight/glasses seems more stigmatized than for us. (The fact that kim is a racialized minority is a factor for some but not all of the comments made). Additionally Kim's vision is implied to be strongly impaired. bits ive gathered so far being he can still shoot with good accuracy, but seeing into buildings from outside, and dark places are basically a no go, and peoples faces may pose difficultly, (though that also could have been just anytime he has to clean his glasses hes extremely vulnerable, like you do when coming in from the cold). had a previous partner he relied to relay visual information to the point the partner was nicknamed "eyes"

so. im just saying. really makes me think about how well he adapts and treats a guy whose easily confused, has sporadic behaviour and moods, speaks unusually (lexical and vocal), and with chronic pain (physical impairment probably depends on stats?)

one of my favourite kim like, speaking quirks that i think is most obvious when he hands you a page of questions to ask a person is when he uses a word, and specifies it immediately (example there being "where is Lelystad, the place I mean?"). and even when not that exact style he feels like he does a lot to avoid making himself hard to understand

Im just thinking about accommodating for people you know.

#some shit #disco blogging #kim also has impeccable facial/emotional reaction control thats not really relevant its just like hes suave and also i think implies #delibrate choice to things like his style of speech in relation to scenario #not main tagging but if u got here from search im not finished yet!! #also you can say this isnt really why or not the only reason why but im making a LENSE. im viewing the work from this angle to see what #it gets me it doesnt have to be for everyone #this post was gonna be one sentence with a paragraph of tags but i wanted to edit the paragraph lol #and then THEY KISSED. DISABLEDLY

[thetimelordbatgirl]

Zeb Wells I'm in your walls because what the actual fuck is this shit???

Because it definitely isn't something Spiderman whose gone out of his way to visit fans dying of cancer or other medical conditions or tried to save a homeless girl who was a fan of him only to be too late, would say.

#zeb wells #spiderman #the amazing spiderman #like not only is this an insult to the kid who collects spiderman #but its also one to an issue where spiderman is with another kid with lekumia #as hes playing spiderman with the kid as it was the kids wish #but when playtime is over and the hospital and parents say its time to go to bed #the kid refuses and spiderman learns its because the kid is afraid he wont wake up #causing spiderman to ask if the kid has a coat and we see why as he takes the kid for a swing across the city #giving the kid more time of being like spiderman #then there's the time he visited a wounded kid in hospital who is also a spidey fan and looked up to spiderman #and said kid figures out his identity and the two talk before sadly the kid has a caradiac rest and peter goes to his funeral #where his parents ask peter to give the kids home-made comics to spiderman and peter promises #let alone the comic leah where he finds a homeless girl also a fan dying and does try to save her via getting her to the hospital #but its sadly too late as the doctors cant do anything #meaning all spiderman can do is lift his mask a little and give her a forehead kiss #and wish her sweet dreams as we see her in dreams with all the heroes she admires #like long tags here but thats how much this 'joke' angers me #let alone even if you removed all of peters history WHY THE HELL IS THIS A 'JOKE' SOMEONE LET PASS- #no character should be doing that wtf

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

13, trying to prevent yaz from spiralling when they get separated: i need you to do a deepdive into eschatology

#fghgjhjhggh #'yea i know this sucks babe but we'll figure it out the fate of the world is on your shoulders i believe in you kisses <3' #like thats where you'll end up right #'find out when the aliens come try and take over' #eschatology and death cults and conspiracy theories probably #forced to sift through like centuries of that stuff for years on end trying to find the Real in all of it #and you cant.......stop. bc the world will end #i dont think you come out of that.................normal #even with the best starting condition you dont come out of that normal but yaz is like #functional only by virtue of her circumstances i think #she looks fine bc shes standing next to 13 #i dont think shes normal under the surface #i dont think 4 years of apocalypticism left her untouched #dan either i mean i dont think anyone comes out of that untouched but these two are like barely keeping it together beforehand #can you imagine how WEIRD theyve become #can you imagine how obliviously and kind of unsettlingly weird they'd be in support groups #the others would get it like sure none of us are really normal anymore but like #i think they'd be weird #4 years of having to depend on each other and not knowing if you'll get back home and having to take The End Times seriously nonstop as a #matter of urgency and duty #and then losing the third member of your party? #dan and yaz will be so weird and fucked up #iknow im repeating myself but im just trying to put myself in the frame of mind of #having to take intepretations of the end times seriously for 4 years #when youre already like a lowkey suicidal person to begin with #i think if yaz hangs out with 14 she'll say such weird and fucked up things entirely obliviously and he'd be like O.O #she probably still has 1900 habits that show up unexpectedly #or like just miscalibrated. has to take a trip to another country and takes a train bc she forgets planes exist #has to look up somethign and just goes SIGH. gets her coat to go to the library. and ryans like ??? ive googled it #and shes like oh fuck google

[graedari]

I just think Flynn gets to be a silly little guy

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#graedari doodles #tron #encom trio #kevin flynn #lora baines #alan bradley #sam flynn #ipad #apple pen #procreate #listen- this can be funny whether or not you ship them or not #i just think flynn should get to kiss his friends if its for the bit #but thats just me #this was originally going to end with flynn still just kissing sam on the forehead and leaving but then i lost steam #and procreate only let me have 10 layers #graedari tron

[alexibeeart]

I need fanfic writers to know that everytime you have Stede calling Ed pet names like dearest, treasure, beloved, kitten ... . KITTEN!!! aaaauuuuuuuuwwwgggghhhhhh my life force bar increases like i can literally feel it inside my soul

#Gentlebeard #please please I can only get so REDACTED #ofmd #our flag means death #and when Ed melts into a puddle at them thats also me #put me into a coffee mug im spent #fanfic writers #spiritually kissing you on the mouth

[astro-inthestars]

WAIT I FORGOT TO TELL YOU GUYS?!?!? WAIT WAIT

GUYS!

I GOT MY FIRST KISS YESTERDAY!!!!!

ME AND LAUREL KISSSSSSSED FDGSHFKDSHKGFHDSJD HWHHEHEHWHHEEHHHEEHEHEEEEEE

#rennikorambles #flowers blooming in the stars #but that was just one kiss so its old news #BUT THE THING IS LIKE WAAAAY BEFORE WE STARTED DATING LIKE THE WWEEK BEFORE #WHEN I JUST CONFESSED #she said she wasn't allowed lip kisses as per her bros' rules #and i was like ''THATS OK! I respect that!'' cant stop a guy from yearning though so.... #i ended up drawing it a lot ... she wanted to see it once and when she did fdsghfdkskhHFSG #''....one kiss wouldnt hurt right-'' GFASGFHAJH love how easily she folds #BUT LIKE AFTER HER BROS MET ME THEY LET ME OFF THE HOOK!!!! #yknow. when they met me . while i was cowering like a cat. my loserboy swag caught them yes i DID IT #anyways i didnt know that yet so yesterday i was SURE that that would be the only kiss i get.... #BUT NOPE I FOUND OUT THAT HER BROS WERE OK WITH IT AND NOW I AINT GETTIN ENOUGH <3333 #hey guys holy shit i cant get over the fact i HAVE a girlfriend wtf. are you sure im not dreaming

[randomwriteronline]

I love being romantic and i love making the mata fucking off-putting and sort of animalistic and that has combined in the incredible relationship ive concocted between them and the element lords which has the mata being enamored with them in the most horrifying way possible and the lords afraid for their lives

Like remember when i talked about the mata going into elemental withdrawal and this being an only them thing specifically and everybody else is kind of weirded out bc Huh Thats Not Normal. Ok now the element is a person. Their ver presence sends them into an elemental overdose. The mata look at the element lords and for the first time in their life theyre overwhelmed by what i can only describe as the platonic ideal of carnal desire. Pure unadulterated all consuming attraction. Its like lust but completely separated from sex yet somehow just as if not more sexual. The only way they can compute it is as an invincible need to consume the lords whole like theyre a python swallowing a whole fucking bovine in one gulp and its just as horrifying to everybody else as the mental image suggests. Imagine you square up against your old warmongering rulers who are convinced they can sway the clearly enamored with them toa mata to join their side and at some point in the lords speech or whatever said toa just fukcing yell at them unprompted with most lovestruck tone youve ever heard WE ARE GOING TO RITUALISTICALLY CANNIBALIZE YOU FOR THERE IS NO OTHER WAY TO EXPRESS OUR FEELINGS TOWARDS YOU and everything comes to an immediate halt and you have to fucking stop and look at them for a second and realize that they honestly genuinely on god think this is a normal thing to say/feel/think

The Toa Mata, with earnest devotion: So this is love? It must be. I've never felt something like it before. I see now, I understand - you and I, we are equals, two of a kind born of the same forge, each both master and beggar of one another, destined as halves now to finally return whole. You must have me. I need to have you. I need to sink into your skin and pull you apart until you're ribbons and string. I need to plunge my hands within you to rip the entrails out of you, smear myself with you, devour you, oh so gently tear you open to hold your beating heart within my hands and feast upon it. I will cast away my armor before you to be strangled and broken as I shall strangle and break you until my metal bones are enclosed within yours, until i am the ash on your lips and the smog in your lungs and the mold in your stomach and the pebbles in your liver and the dirt in your eyes and the paralysis in your nerves, until you will collapse under my smothering passion as I eat you from the inside. I will cut you open so tenderly you will feel no pain at all. I will consume you, curl you within me until your entire being is one with me, until I am you, your smell, your power, your name, your body, your voice, your touch, your self - until we are indistinguishable forevermore, so that I may carry you until the end of my time, until my remains are endlessly mingled with yours in a mangled cacophony of flesh and metal and nature. I love you. I desire you. I want you. I need you. I need you inside me.

The Element Lords, shaking: no thank you???

#bionicle #toa mata #elemental lords #cannibalism mention #violence tw #death tw #random talks #my inability to take sex seriously in bionicle contexts once again shines through but im completely serious also #WHY ARE THEY LIKE THIS?????????? NOBODY KNOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #NOT THE GREAT BEINGS #NOT ARTAKHA #THEY ARE JUST BUILT LIKE LITTLE FREAKS OF NATURE (LITERALLY) #scuttling after the element lords on all fours like half a dozen fucked up pikas scaring off a herd of moose #in my brains thats how they defeat the lords. absorbing their elemental body via 'kiss' until only the normal person is left #at which point the attraction fades INSTANTLY #rip to any element lords who were into that shit The Robots Are Once More Asexual #god can you imagine tho. #element lord of fire: im afraid for my life #element lord of water: OUTTA MY WAY GAYBOY I'M BOUTTA GET IT #later; element lord of water (un-elemented): MY POWERS HAVE BEEN STOLEN

[shartfinz]

i don't project onto art 👹

#im a liar Tumblr you r the only social yhat gets the truth #i have NEVER kissed someone im 18 and have never kissed or held hands with another man 💔😞 and thats embarrassing #IM SO EMBARRASSED BY THAT I LEGIT HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT WATCHING HOW TO KISS VIDEOS CUZ IM LIKE WHAT IF I'VE GOTTA GIVE SOMEONE A BIG KISS!!! #i have only ever kissed my cats little head #my art #fanart #homestuck #dirk strider #jake english #dirkjake #hs