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thetimelordbatgirl · 9 months

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Zeb Wells I'm in your walls because what the actual fuck is this shit???

Because it definitely isn't something Spiderman whose gone out of his way to visit fans dying of cancer or other medical conditions or tried to save a homeless girl who was a fan of him only to be too late, would say.

#zeb wells #spiderman #the amazing spiderman #like not only is this an insult to the kid who collects spiderman #but its also one to an issue where spiderman is with another kid with lekumia #as hes playing spiderman with the kid as it was the kids wish #but when playtime is over and the hospital and parents say its time to go to bed #the kid refuses and spiderman learns its because the kid is afraid he wont wake up #causing spiderman to ask if the kid has a coat and we see why as he takes the kid for a swing across the city #giving the kid more time of being like spiderman #then there's the time he visited a wounded kid in hospital who is also a spidey fan and looked up to spiderman #and said kid figures out his identity and the two talk before sadly the kid has a caradiac rest and peter goes to his funeral #where his parents ask peter to give the kids home-made comics to spiderman and peter promises #let alone the comic leah where he finds a homeless girl also a fan dying and does try to save her via getting her to the hospital #but its sadly too late as the doctors cant do anything #meaning all spiderman can do is lift his mask a little and give her a forehead kiss #and wish her sweet dreams as we see her in dreams with all the heroes she admires #like long tags here but thats how much this 'joke' angers me #let alone even if you removed all of peters history WHY THE HELL IS THIS A 'JOKE' SOMEONE LET PASS-#no character should be doing that wtf

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ganondoodle · 4 days

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sorry i keep coming back to totk rants, but something that utterly baffles me from a game design perspective especially is

who, in their right mind, would think to put similar objectives with the same characters in the EXACT same place as its previous game when already reusing the same exact map (no, single rocks springkled around isnt a meaningful change, fight me)

like from a purely logical point of view its just ... not logical?? and TWICE so when most players will have played the previous game, so now that the exploration, which was the main driving point of it, isnt as satisfying simply bc you know most locations and what is what, the thing you need to do is subvert it as in you go to that location and theres something else now or something that leads to a new reveal, but not NOTHING either, bc you likely cared about what youd find- the satori mountain was such a cool mysterious place, so now you head to it to see what is now and its nothing but maybe an obvious treasure chest? thats both lazy (i realy use that since its way overused by people missusing it) and just ... it might be meant as a lil nod so that there isnt nothing at all but to me it feels even more condescending as if there were literally nothing instead

satori isnt here anymore? thats weird if its always been there, so you go find a cause, maybe theres a fissure somewhere you can enter a large cave system, an hidden entrance to the underground that reveals there is something corrupting the place somwhere nearby but not exactly in the same spot- make it into a bossfight at which end satori gets cleansed- maybe it got captured and taken somewhere else, to a place that was kinda neat but didint serve a big fucntion in botw like maybe it was dragged somwhere into the big tabantha canyon, or to the forgotten temple

you try to visit rito village but the snow and cold there got so bad that you cant even reach it without special gear, and when you do reach it its utterly frozen in thick ice and not a single soul is there, the perch of vah medoh is knocked over building a bridge as a subtle hint as to in what direction perhaps, its intriguing bc clearly they have to be SOMEWHERE, maybe they tried to use vah medoh to evacuate but bc its losing power and doesnt have a skilled pilot they crash land it into the mountains, now trapped there and due to the storm not able to send anyone out to get help, maybe some did but they didnt make it and you can find them on your way and rescue them, and bc of the storm being so bad no one can get out and no one can get in (except for our special boi linky ofc) and even after the storm has weakened they dont immediately go back and act like everythings normal, maybe theres an extra mission afterwards helping them rebuild the village but not exactly the same as it was but fortified, different to account for things like this happening again, establishing the crashsite of vah medoh as a second outpost, or a temple, to thank it for bringing them out of immedaite danger but couldnt go all the way

theres so many places that are so clearly modeled around botw that are entirely unused now bc they had to remove all things shiekah for no reason, the holes they left jsut being holes where somethings clearly missing or some chest with a gem in it while the new shrine thing is within view distance a few meters away, might as well have put them in the exact same place bc it really doesnt make a difference

(like alot of those ideas im using for the rewrite which changes many things but you get the point right??)

and its even worse imo with the building stuff, bc now you dont even have to journey there you can fly glide and literally drive there instantly like a giant skip button so you cant even appreaciate the way to it, you skip to one important part to the next

and then points of interest are REPEATED AGAIN, like with shrines and lightroots and settlements and big mines- that is the opposite of satisfying gameplay, you dont have to explore shit bc its all in the same place which is probably why they only did tiny changes to those few spots and nothing else bc they knew most people would run right to those so it gives the illusion of changes (which are half reversable or barely a change at all) and even those are STILL meaningless

its right up there with having even MORE grind with less substance to it than in botw, the shrines and krogs got a lil old but at least the environment, its subtle storytelling etc were something- and totk just bloated everything with more little meaningless collectables while not changing anything meaningfully (and instead pretends that some things where never there and those new boring things were always there)

more shriens with shorter puzzles or none at all, more krogs with the same reward system, over a hundred tiny caves that all blend together bc they are all so similar and you really only do them for yet another colelctable for old gear and ONE cool new one with a bad effect after which the things collected become uselessreally, souls to collect to buy you a single armor set, rewards being largley reused old stuff from botw (imo you should have a chest in your house, yes YOUR house, that got most of the standard versions of botws armor in it so you dont have to buy it all again??? but you gotta think of going home first and dont have to use it- make new versions of them alternatively so you can choose if you want the old one or new one and also LEAVE ONE AT YOUR HOUSE WITHOUT HAVING TO SELL IT SO YOUT INVENTORY ISNT AS ENDLESSLY SCROLLING AS YOUR STUPID ARROW BAR)

theres new effects from food and armor thats largely useless (like the attack when hot?? why wouldnt you you jsut combine an armor and a potion- put on hot armor and drink an attack potion? its way more efficient no?? idk i found it to be yet another effect thing to bloat my inventory especially when NPCs keep giving you shitty effect food)

the whole sonanium (zonaite?) collecting with multiple ways to convert it into yet another currency??? huh???? AND have it be the thing for you to autobuild with?? when you need it upgrade your battery which takes an insane amount of those stones?? wells, while finally an actual well are NOW ALSO LIKE A COLLECTABLE and im gonna take a wild guess that the reward is utterly disappointing too

the fairies are all blocked by much more annoying means than in botw (like i wouldnt want to carry those NPCs three meters away in their little cart antoehr time please) and the amount of material AND MONEY NOW you need is so much higher for no reason (if its their attempt to make the game harder its the lamest way to do it)-

all while instead of expanding on the foundation of botw they ripped it out to build a new one while pretending they are both there (im so so slaty about this .... a sequel like this should expand upon the stuff of the first game, both in theme, narrative, mechanics and more and not ... replace it with slightly different versions of it while abandoning everything established before and really only using it as a way to skip having to make you care about some characters bc you might still care about them from the other game)

i could go on, as always lol, anyway, i really really dont get why this got into the final game ..

#ganondoodles talks #zelda #ganondoodles rants #totk critical #*cracks knuckles* time to rewrite and design #no but literally #putting the same objectives into the same places with the same characters ........ and then repeating important places AGAIN in the-#-undergound is just so ........... thats the opposite of what you should do wtf #like im only an aspiring gamedev but ............... right????#like theres so many things #make the zora not be able totalk bc they are all poisoned by the goo so you have to understand them via weak fignerpointing #also have the champs be around the actual dungeon already so you can literally find the dugneon yourself AND do it right away #without having to go to the town- ask where is- get told where is- get little fight- get little puzzle- get dungeon that is often worse-#-defeat way to easy boss thats also found in depths- gets SAME CUTSCENE EVERY TIME- all problems go away- town normal again #there is quite literally no permanent change to anyone

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puppyeared · 3 months

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isnt it great when u take your adhd meds and instead of using that brainpower for stuff like ASSIGNMENTS. AND PROJECTS. your brain decides the next 6 hours will be brainstorming ponysona names and making oc playlists

#IM LITERALLY IN HELL. IM SCRATCHING AT THE WALLS IM ON MY HANDS AND KNEES HERE PEOPLE #im having fun. but i also hate it because i should be focusing. but im so bored. but i need to do SOMETHING interesting or ill DIE #i want.. to make a character with a cupid theme.. name ideas i have rn are 'heart throb' 'love letter' and 'yours truly'#and i have an idea for a ponysona. its name is ripple effect and its special talent is skipping stones #but im also in class rn and we're going over the next project and i KNOW i have so many ideas for it and i want to everything ALL AT ONCE #for the assignment we have to redesign a brand design system and im going claires because i fucking hate the shade of purple they use #but even if theres no problem energy wise my motivation levels go up and down. its so over its so back #ill be like i can get some of this done rn. and then ill be like oooh i got plany of time. and then ill be like what if i lied to #buy more time. and then ill be like there are so many steps this is too much. and it just. constantly switches between those rapidly #and because i hyperfocused on playing tetris yesterday i now have tetris running in the back of my head. wtf #yapping

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blushinggoku · 2 months

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Been trying to read some goku x reader fanfics (because I love him and cringe culture is dead) but there's soo few out there it's insane. I'm disappointed in this fandom for not loving goku more

#listen I understand he's married but that's what AUs are for #also there's way more vegeta x reader fics out there than there are ones with goku and that's a crime #he's the MAIN CHARACTER ffs!!#vegeta is written better and has a well written story arc that is true #but still #I guess this is the only way he could beat goku huh #this is should probably be a case of “if you want someone done right you have to do it yourself”/#“you want this foc so bad make it yourself”#however A) I'd get too flustered writing goku x reader fics.#B)I'm already busy writing some stories for other fandoms that take all of my time #and C) I'd be afraid to make any of dbz's characters OOC (I need them to be accurate for my peace of mind or I'll cry)#so I will just suffer knowing there is not much of the fics I want out there #I have read a couple of good ones. but I'd only recommend like 2 of them #btw I gotta ask how tf is this possible. dragon ball has existed for 40 years and there's barely any selfshipping fics wtf #again especially pertaining the main fuckinh character. it baffles me. boggles my mind. makes me sob #star scrambles #goku

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erinsintra · 2 months

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frieren is unironically the best new generation anime ever. every character and place has a random german word for a name. the main character is an autistic elf grandma instead of a generic skinny teenage boy. there's no anime bullshit like dumb sex jokes or sexualising underage girls. the magic is actually interesting. go watch it NOW!!!!

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night-triumphantt · 1 year

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Kiara + outfits

Uhhhhh, this was v fun yall should try and guess which parts of her outfits are stolen from Yazan XD

#oc: kiara #kiara kingston #the white one was inspired by a really cool guitar I saw on Pinterest and Valen has a matching one for ther performance together #whatever that is we dunno XD #Yazan also has something #less dramatic tho bc hes on drums and also didnt want to be uncomfortable (his words) DFSFSDFSD #my art #artists on tumblr #my art triumphantt art #original character #love how only one of these features a guitar #when all the stage ones should technically #maybe I’ll come back and draw all the cool guitars and add them to a reblog or something #also does anyone know how to tag things? and if you do let me know bc #i dont know wtf a tag is #if you made it this far hi!#u can have the answers for what’s stolen #the ac/dc sweater; the oni mask shirt; any number of the silver rings tho one of them is just a matching one; the jacket w the gold wings #and #the jacket for the event XD #notorious thief indeed #also the silver (white gold) name necklace is the one edith got her when she started wearing more silver (bc shes a thief) LOL #and bc yazan wears silver so when she steals well XD #the gold one is from rook so it never really comes off and neither does the other one #she wears both and tucks the non matching one underneath her shirt or w/e #My sentimental ass child

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xx-spookyb-xx · 8 months

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I fear everything DC pushes about the main continuity bat characters being family makes zero sense to me.

Like, they don’t even back that shit up writing wise. How am I supposed to take it seriously?

There are so many interesting character dynamics that I actually enjoy within the Bat Clan and boiling pretty much all of them down to being important only because “now we’re family” (ie: we’re related now, not we’re like family) or “you’re my brother/sister now” is so fucking boring and not as indicative of the fandom supposedly appreciating “found family” and “untraditional family units/dynamics” as I think y’all think it is.

Y’all don’t give a shit. Just be real about it. If you actually wanted or cared about the existence of “untraditional family units” you wouldn’t force the Bats into the most boring and round about nuclear family dynamics every chance you get.

You’d also respect that not everybody that grew up in the same house considers themselves siblings (blood related or not) and that tons of people can live under the same roof or have the same father (once again biological or otherwise) and not claim each other as siblings even if they’re in contact with one another.

Jason and Tim being automatically considered siblings just because they’re contactually related to Bruce without their explicit say so (like Dick and Tim for example) despite having never met before Jason tried to kill Tim’s skinny ass makes zero sense to me. A sibling tie should be given way more weight than that, especially within an adopted family dynamic. It’s a choice. Dick choosing Tim is important and even more crucial is the fact that he didn’t choose Jason in that same way, and I’m not saying that he didn’t choose Jason at all just that there’s differences. The commitment is different.

Like, the idea that you have to be siblings if you share a parent (one or more) is why so many sibling relationships don’t hold up against adulthood and a lack of forced proximity. If that was actually how humans and emotions worked then they wouldn’t disown and separate themselves from each other now would they?

The sibling thing applies to allll of the Bats by the way. That’s a choice you make and I don’t think it’s as interesting anymore when you take away these characters’ ability to form their own specific connections with others by forcing a relationship dynamic on them automatically just because they all have their own separate connections with one man.

For some of them the sibling dynamic is a really interesting character beat and for others it’s just a box for DC to check off that waters down the connection or feels disingenuous to the characters involved.

#I’m complaining about the batfam fandom and fanon too I notice now I didn’t articulate that too well #•#it’s always so….half-assed #they have these characters toss around the most empty “I love you’s #dc loves shoving bat family as family shit down our throats but with zero commitment #it only works in WFA because it’s a universe without all the conflict that makes a lot of these characters dislike/hate one another #if you want to change that I feel like it should then be written in (why’s that so hard of an ask for DC?)#like WHY do these characters suddenly like/trust each other to this extent #I was shown none of this character building wtf #dc #dc comcis #jason todd #bruce wayne #batman #batfamily #bat fam #cassandra cain #duke thomas #stephanie brown #barbara gordon #tim drake #dick grayson #damian wayne #batfamily critical #idk what to tag this as #anti batfam #not truly but whatever #I’m also not saying that a sibling dynamic is the best dynamic these guys could have #It’s not some top tier title or anything but it shouldn’t be tossed around so halfheartedly either #just to clarify

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anonymous-gambito · 5 months

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Since I always like to throw my interests together– the thing about Zuko is that the fandom thinks he's a Miki when he's really more of a Saionji

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hahahax30 · 9 months

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Rachel zegler has me wanting to bang my head repeatedly against a wall until I start bleeding to death

#look I don't like snow white never have and never will #but rationally speaking WHY WOULD DISNEY CAST AN ACTRESS WHO HATES SNOW WHITE TO *PLAY* SNOW WHITE #and most importantly why are they letting said actress flaunt her dislike for snow white and how she's only seen the movie once before #getting the role and how the life action is going to be so much better than the original by explaining everything they're doing to rip the #original to shreds #rachel zegler is in her right to dislike snow white and I'm not going to blame her for auditioning for the role BUT SHE'S AN ACTRESS CAN'T #SHE ACT LIKE SHE LIKES THE PRINCESS THAT SHE'S PROMOTING?#disney's also stupid because wtf did no one suggest that they should tell rachel not to act like she hates snow white?????#anyways praying that this will lead to disney live actions' downfall #anti rachel zegler #disney #snow white #snow white live action #also can we please talk about how the one movie that could give people with dwarfism depth has written out all but one of the original dwar #I understand that the original dwarves weren't Great but as a creator with dwarfism said this was disney's chance to redeem itself by addin #more depth to the characters

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cute-pluto · 6 months

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honestly forever and jaiden and their parallels go so hard and the only thing that keeps the narrative swag under wraps is that they litetraly only breathe near eachother about once a month and are never able to form thoughts about eachother beyond whoa i guess the plot developped on that end while i was gone

#cutepluto screams #weve been so knew about their character parallels for months but like wtf do we even do they barely talk LOL #these bitches should talk about their greiving rooms i swear to god #qsmp jaiden #qsmp forever

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marragurl · 2 months

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So was no one gonna tell me that THE Mamoru Miyano, VA of all pathetic fruity wet cat anime men, WAS THE VILLAIN OF THE PRECURE/PRETTY CURE 15TH ANNIVERSARY MOVIE?! AND THAT HE SAYS ALL THE GIRLS’ MOST FAMOUS CATCHPHRASES AND ATTACKS?!

YALL REALLY JUST LET ME GO INTO THIS BLIND HUH

IT TOOK HIM SAYING “GET” IN ENGLISH FOR ME TO PAUSE AND GO “IS THAT MY BITCH MAMORU MIYANO”

I couldn’t take the movie seriously anymore it was GLORIOUS

Mamoru Miyano got beat up by a pack of fruity colorful magical girls and I was CACKLING

I couldn’t stop imagining all his characters (mainly Dazai let’s be real) in his place getting beat up by a bunch of junior high girls with sparkle powers 😂😂😂

#wtf do I even tag this #mamoru miyano #pretty cure #Precure #movie #i’m cackling #I can’t stop imagine *insert any character Mamoru Miyano voiced here* getting beat up but magical girls and the power of love and friendshi #should I tag all the roles I can think of?#na too much #but Yknow I was mainly imaging dazai and douma #both made me laugh the most #kotaro tatsumi from zombieland saga was also a great Miyano insert 😂#wtf is an Miyano insert #idk but I like the sound of it #I straight up pulled up the MAL page for the movie just to check this shit #TAMAKI FROM OURAN ALSO FITS HERE

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badolmen · 8 months

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I can fix him*

*bad writing, underutilized gameplay mechanics, characters with unfulfilled potential, funded by bootlickers

#ra speaks #personal #sorry I made dr phone calls and have like. ten minutes til I gotta get ready for first class of the semester. let me have this.#I think I should get every COD game ever for free. it’s MY tax dollars at work after all (actually anything produced w us military funding #should be free I think I can trap even my bootlicker tax hating dad into getting onboard w this one)#anyways. ghosts was…decent. but jfc if you give me a silent protag I expect SOME self awareness in the writing.#why are characters calling to him on comms when they know he won’t respond? why doesn’t he have an AAC device or something more futuristic?#I’m just saying if you explicitly limit a character you need to respect those limits in te writing. it’s not that hard.#like non of the characters even acknowledge that Logan never talks. esp weird when he first meets the ghosts #also. obv not a big fan of ‘all of South America has United into evil space terrorists’ but it was 2013 so ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯#wish we got to see some SDC civis y’know? get a bear on the average attitudes abt the whole. invading the US thing.#(jfc do not get me started on The Wall like this is a 2016 trump voter’s power fantasy)#also Riley was such an interesting mechanic why couldn’t they have at least substituted him w drones or something on the other missions??#you get him for like. two missions. and then he gets shot and you have to protect him (gosh I actually loved that section)#just. it was clear Logan was The Dog Guy with an aptitude for tech. honestly Hesh felt more like the MC than Logan.#and while Logan doesn’t have a ton of personality we can glean as a result of non speaking + ZERO communication at all ever #seriously he doesn’t even like. wave or give thumbs up to people wtf dude do ppl just assume he’s psychic or something???#I do LOVE the few scenes we get with him acting outside of player control/where he actually has agency (Elias’ death. the final cutscene)#and like it’s not much but it’s enough that I WANT to see what happens next #but alas. a decade old game without a true sequel (I think??? haven’t actually looked into it.)#my brother is making fun of me for being a COD gamer now like boy. I have no defense pls be nice to me T-T

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oscill4te · 7 months

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i love clinging to cartoons. i want to make a drawing of all of my comfort characters or at least compile a PNG of all of them and even include ones from my past that I obsessed over as a kid/teen. but it would be a lot of characters.... even if i limited it to one character per franchise, i just love so many cartoons/used to game a lot, it would be so many. i just love being a loser cartoon woman (endearing). i need to watch more cartoons. yes.

#my cra/mp twins obsession is like. the most intense cartoon obession ive had in a long time though.#when i moved out of my parents house i was able to enjoy cartoons again :)#maybe ill just do a compilation or drawing of characters that were my favorite since ive moved out (2021)#ive watched a lot of superjail; mlaatr; paswg (mixed feelings on it). invader zim. angry beavers. ed edd n eddy #and ofc cram.p twins and oblongs; grim adventures. and hoops n yoyo shorts but thats not a show tbf #txt #i keep trying to get into adventure time btw. its cute but idk i just cant get into it. i watched an old tom and jerry episode but they had #voice acting (the dog??) and it creeped me out. they arent supposed to speak. wtf. terrible. 0/10 #ok enough cartoon rambles. i should be doing other stuff atm but posting on the virtual diary at night is fun.#wait wait one more. i rewatched some sonic x and total drama episodes too. 2008core shows

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scalproie · 10 days

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*shaking and crying* where is Urizen

#“monsterfucker website” they cant even handle the 20ft tall grotesque demonic half of a cambion #lowkey blame VoV for that. like I love that manga to death but god did the last chapter did not help the whole-#“V is his own person/is *the other half* of vergil (and not like. one half)” interpretation. bc then wtf was urizen for.#and tbh the game itself doesnt make it easy bc *obviously* we spend more time with V than with urizen. and then there's vergil's World of V.#and I guess its obvious both game and fans would focus more on the pretty goth bait and The Literal Best Character On All Time-#rather than mr. 1 dimentional boss fight demon but FUCK MAN now im pissed off that he is treated as unimportant-#and/or straight up forgotten that he even existed. like fuck he IS vergil's power. gone wild and without goal but he IS part of vergil #just like V is. and if V couldve “gotten his own character” during the time he was separated then why the fuck couldnt urizen?#<- sidenote I do not like the whole “V is/got his own character” thing. like no thats still vergil to me.#and yeah the last chapter of VoV fuck that up for me but im mainly of the opinion that-#if vergil exists. neither V nor urizen can. and vice-versa.#which imo SHOULD be the logical way but I guess nobody but me like urizen for what he is or represent. so its all about vergil and V #(who is STILL. FUCKING. VERGIL. TO ME. HNHNHNGNHN)#anyway whatever.#justice for urizen #tagging later

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gorawe114 · 10 months

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ultradie 👍

#ultrakill #v1 ultrakill #v1 #my art #gorawe's art #artists on tumblr #i hate making backgrounds bro wtf #i never know what to do w them this shit so boring #i always just have a character in my mind but the background? i never know how i should make it look like #oh shit i almost forgor #flashing colors #is that right? i hope so #bright colors #tw bright colors

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mythologaze · 3 months

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i’m gonna be adding this to my rules later but just a heads up that i really don’t tolerate the use of AI—for art, writing, or otherwise. i feel like at this point most should know how harmful it is but just in case here’s just one of many articles explaining it

#ooc.#tbd #art in particular i don’t tolerate bc i am an artist and i’ve seen others have their work blatantly stolen and repurposed through ai #i saw someone i follow on twitter literally have their WIP from their livestream screenshot #put through ai software and then the thief posting their ‘finished’ piece and claim the original artist stole from THEM #and people are already losing their jobs to ai #so i know it seems harmless to make your character or edits and do little trends or make writing prompts with it #but you’re feeding the algorithm and teaching these softwares to steal #so i will be blocking or softblocking if i see enough of it or at the very least approaching people i feel comfortable with if it’s being #posted a lot #like do what you want obviously but i just personally don’t want to see or support it 🤷🏼‍♀️#also: this was not prompted by any mutuals jsyk #this isn’t like a cache of anything; i just saw a non mutual using a ‘ai generated prompts’ meme so #felt i should add this to my rules #vague or* not cache wtf djfbdjfj

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