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pensymbols · 2 months

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ah yes the brook/franky/robin/jimbei polycule also known as the babysitters also known as monkey d luffys biggest enablers

#robin does it bcz she thinks everything he does is amusing #brook opperates on the same vein but also knows he cant stop luffy #franky opperates on this is what he deserves and also knowing damn well he cant stop luffy even if he tried to #jimbei actively thinks luffy deserves the best and only the best #like hell stop luffy from doing absolutely insane crazy ass shit thatll get him killed for sure but like everything else is fair game #thinking abt the scene where bege was like we need to focus on the plan he cant be asleep and jimbei was like he needs his rest 🤨🤨#hes just a boy and hes sleepy let luffy rest ill wake him up 🤨🤨🤨#also that scene in dressrosa when franky was like luffy you can join the torunament ONLY if you hide ur identity promise me that #anyways i love them #nico robin #jimbei #jinbei #jinbe #franky #soul king brook #brook one piece #one piece #frobin #jinbrook #jimbrook #ill be so honest guys idk what the others ship names are im sorry #paradise polycule

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trans-androgyne · 7 months

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I love men idc. The world built me not to; I’m not a man, I am a lesbian, I’ve been through hell at the hands of some of the worst men out there, and I am still put in a lot of scary situations around them. But men as a whole deserve to be loved and celebrated for who they are, and we need to recognize the kinds of pressures that are on men to constantly perform, to constantly do, to constantly prove themselves, and the kind of fucked up shit that can do to a person. I feel like trans people in general have a special perspective on this matter and I hope we can use it to extend our love to all kinds of men, cis, trans, and anything else.

It doesn’t help that when people hear “man,” too many instantly think “cishet, white, abled man,” which is exactly what the patriarchy & white supremacy want you to think (though these men also deserve love and compassion and care). Don’t put your suffering under systems of power on individual men. And remember, you never have to prove yourself as a man to be one.

#transandrophobia #men’s positivity #positivity post #mine #cw for calls for violence for ahead tags #the kill all men stuff gets to me so bad but especially when it’s like. a cishet white woman saying that shit #like YOU are calling for the death of disabled Black trans men? 🤨#or have you not unpacked the fact that not all men are your oppressors #bc you want to continue believing that oppression can be easily split into men evil women victims

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monofazz · 3 months

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glad it took months since experiencing Slay the Princess to make a few quick sketches to make it Swatchton for my enjoyment- more to come maybe

Bonus ig- possible Narrator choices

#im still figuring out this AU but mentally i am going #me when i see two characters with an antagonistic dynamic but also are tied together thematically and they're also kinda #🤨#to each other #-points- Swatchton #also ig this is the most fucked up take on Swatchton since killing each other is par for the course in this AU #but whats a love language without some mutual attempts at murder ❤️❤️❤️#deltarune au #slay the princess au #spamton #swatch #swatchton #spamton neo

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benvenutio · 3 months

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bro ur crushed spirit and air of pathetic yearning are scaring the troops

#masters of the air #john egan #mota #gale cleven #hbo war #<- do we tag mota as that btw? idk the tagging conventions off by heart yet pls lmk if i need to remove it 🙏#look at him. his beautiful big eyes and cringefail personality have captivated me ❗❗#looking at this on mobile makes me want to kill myself what r u DOING to it 🤨🤨🤨

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storge · 6 months

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It's said that heroes always fall for the beauty. But unexpectedly, even someone like you would sacrifice your life for a woman.

Story of Kunning Palace (2023) 1.34

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fleshdyke · 4 months

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I think maybe you shouldn't say people should kill themselves so lightly.

#'i want more mean lesbians!!!' ok bitch take it then #look me in the eyes and tell me a crow wouldnt tell you to kys to your face.#asks #also what is this even about LMAO #i just checked and the last time i said 'kill yourself' (not even to someone in particular) was abt ppl donating to ao3 while its firing #volunteers for being pro palestine 🤨

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pinkhysteria · 10 months

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"Are you okay? Look at me."

#revenant #gu sanyeong #lee hongsae #me and my friends went to Kill Sanyeong island and we didn't see u there #actually we heard u went to Save Sanyeong from Two Traffic Accidents island instead. 🤨#kdramaedit #g*#hong kyung

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samijey · 3 months

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Melo didn't exactly come equipped with his best roasts tonight

#carmelo hayes #ilja dragunov #wwe #wweedit #nxt #nxtedit #wwe nxt #stuff i made #MELO MY GUY WHAT WAS THIS LMAO #“youre so honourable YUCK” okay toddler #ilja's expressions were killing me tho he went 😮🤨🙄

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dylanconrique · 4 months

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they were literally in middle school!!!!! why'd they have to go and do all of that?!??!??!?!!!!?!???!!!!!!! 😩😩

#*carly catalogs #girl meets world #gmw #lucas friar #maya hart #lucaya #otp: of course i like you #'okay these names you're calling me are really killing my street cred' 😒 'aww and what would you like me to call you?' 🥺#'i'd like you to call me maddog' 😊#'you don't seem like a mad dog to me' 🤔 'well what do i seem like to you?' 🤨 'you know that lamb that mary had?' 😏#inSANE!!!!! INSANE DILOG I TELL YOU!!!!!!!#clearly the writer's in the room got a little carried away cause this scene is so hot for no reason it's pm inappropriate #i tip my hat to whoever wrote this exchange it's so good #anyway i'm going through it with them and might spam them in a minute

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rotisseries · 4 months

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rick riordan dickriders on here will be like "why are you complaining about the pjo tv show, go watch the movies and see what a bad adaptation really looks like" ok well listen to the musical watch it on youtube and see what a good adaptation looks like bitch. it can be done. as a fucking stage musical. what did that 15 million per episode do for disney that chris mccarell couldn't

#this is such a mean post from someone who does genuinely like the show I'm sorry #like there are aspects I really love!! and aspects I really don't!! which makes it mid for me #but I do genuinely like it overall. at least enough to continue watching #it's just that I see sooooo many people who seem to have this attitude like you can't critique it at all??#and their arguments are usually just. “movies were worse” (so we'll take anything now as long as it's not that?)#or “rick was involved in the writing” (<- NOTTT guaranteed to be a good thing lmao)#anyway it's pissing me off. I'm gonna bitch. “if you like the books so much read the books” I WAS PROMISED A BOOK ADAPTATION #AM I WRONG FOR COMPLAINING WHEN I DON'T GET WHAT I WAS PROMISED #“oh but changes are okay as long as it preserves the spirit of the books” since when was the *spirit* of the books a FUCKING BORE🤨#also the cast doesn't deserve this. stick leah and aryan and walker in a better show #pjo #pjo tv show #pjo disney+#percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #the lightning thief musical #anyway all this to say some of the changes and choices are Actually Bad and it won't kill you to admit that I think #rereading this post in the drafts and editing before posting when I was handwringing about how mean it was bitch this is mild

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toxooz · 7 months

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Kari should be allowed a lil murder. . As a treat ❤️

SHE ABSOLUTLY SHOULD she'd be a bit nervous tho

#not in frame me and ollie chanting KILL KILLKILLKILLKILL #or would she 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨#ALSO im eying the cowboy kari ask i DEF wanna draw for that one so itll probs be answered over the weekend

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devilishdelights · 9 months

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it’s so tragic really like you kiss him and then make a pact with him because you need it to return home and he doesn’t even know that he’s helping you leave him. and if you do choose to stay? you’ll still be abandoning him. whichever option you choose he gets left behind. yet you kiss him anyway

#if cosmic fates ever did this to me well i’d kill them. the cosmic fates.#obey me #obey me mammon #like isn’t this fucked #there’s no happy ending for everyone #like damn did i just cheat on u…. with u?!#tbh yes. i’m a petty bitch don’t go kissing alternate versions of me what u doing 🤨#me knowing the consequences of my actions: LETS SMOOCH!!#yeah i could’ve hugged him… but he wanted a kith. who am i to say no? 🥺

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dipperscavern · 2 months

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idk what’s gotten into me lately. but robb stark & theon greyjoys relationship is genuinely just everything to me. it builds me up and breaks me down in every way shape and form.

the very depiction of brotherhood. growing up side by side, & the show really does their relationship justice.

“It’s your duty to represent your house when your father can’t.”

i always see them in the small scenes. like when robb made the joke about jon never liking a girl better than his own hair, it was theon he turned to first to share laughter. when lord glover (or wtv his name is) started to pull out his sword it was theon who jumped up first, knife out.

& when they find out about his betrayal. when catelyn says “i told you never to trust a greyjoy!”, & robb is just utterly defeated. it’s like you can hear what he doesn’t say out loud.

“i wasn’t trusting a greyjoy, i was trusting theon.”

robb, lord of winterfell, the head of a war he doesn’t want to be in, not having anyone he can trust. catelyn, freeing his biggest advantage in the war behind his back. theon, capturing the home they both grew up in, in the name of a man who sat on his ass at the iron islands while ned stark raised him as his own.

& i know jon tells theon he’s angry because he betrayed ned’s memory. he did, & i’m glad he said it, but nobody ever told him how much he betrayed robb’s memory. he allowed robb to die thinking he burnt winterfell with bran & rickon inside of it.

and because theon took winterfell, robb is called the king who lost the north. it caused robb’s men to lose faith in him, & it set the red wedding up perfectly.

& honestly, it just hurts my heart. so so so bad. i have an ache in my chest whenever i think about it. & i can’t even watch the episode where theon took winterfell. bran & theon in that scene killed me.

“theon. did you hate us the whole time?”

and just like that my face is on the news.