#the commander;

[crownmemes]

The Commander Sentences

(Sentences from The Commander (2003-2008). Adjust phrasing where needed)

"I see the dress code doesn't apply to you."

"You should think twice about getting involved with anybody else's situation."

"If I did have an ulterior motive - which I don't - what do you think it would be?"

"You've always been a hell of a risk-taker, but that was dumb and careless!"

"I've lost my way, haven't I?"

"I'll do whatever I can, but you have to stand and fight."

"You've been a busy little bastard, haven't you?"

"I understand why you did what you did, but it was despicable. "

"Glutton for punishment, aren't you?"

"You are starting to drive me nuts, you know that?"

"You get the hell out of here or I'm going to report you to your superiors!"

"I'm not a good choice for a godparent. "

"I just happened to be making some inquiries... And then I missed my plane."

"I've got a major favour to ask. Since I ran out of cash and I don't know anyone here... Could I crash at yours?"

"I'm in-between wives at the moment, though their husbands don't know."

"I've never seen anything as bad as this in my life."

"What can I say? You caught me."

"What are you doing up there?"

"My boss isn't a screaming banshee - she's a very attractive, very sexy woman."

"Consider me as your mentor."

"This is a bloody shambles!"

"If you think I don't feel guilty about what happened, you're mistaken."

"You have blood on your hands."

"In my profession, you have to be very cautious. "

"I'm so angry I barely want to look at him!"

"So it's alright for you to have an illicit affair but not her?"

"To be quite honest with you, I haven't really spared you a second thought."

"You're always at work!"

"Children don't need to turn out like their parents."

"Have you ever wanted any children?"

#rp meme #rp memes #roleplay meme #roleplay memes #rp prompts #roleplay prompts #sentence starters #specific; #crime drama; #the commander; #filmtv;

[bosspigeon]

so bc i am a Gross Dude my friends i and sometimes rate our burps and my coworker (who is a teen girl) burped in front of me once and i instinctively rated it

so now every time she burps she looks to me hopefully for a rating and bc she has delicate little baby burps i now have to create an entirely new Burp Rating System unique to her bc i rate anything below a 5 and she looks at me like this

#pidge speaks #im so sorry babe but i am a Monster #i am a demon #my burps register on the richter scale #i can burp on command #i used to be that kid who burped my abcs to impress people

[androdragynous]

internat habits that are good to learn

#patch me through to palaven command #yes i drew this with a cat and not lion because its more hashtag relatable that way #comics

[mtg-talk]

My friend forgot to secure the latch on his magic card briefcase and all his commander decks are now mixed together. Now he’s playing 1200 card pickup and has to reorganize everything.

#mtg #magic the gathering #edh #commander

[dumb-djarin]

so what if I sucked his dick. his knuckles were split and bloody from defending my safety and my honour what else was I supposed to do

#joel miller #din djarin #soap mctavish #marc spector #boba fett #john price #simon riley #kyle garrick #captain rex #commander wolffe #anakin skywalker

[8pxl]

lands i've made for magic the gathering 🌾✨ artist proofs are available on my shop !~ buy a wallpaper or leave a tip / twitter / instagram / shop 

#pixel art #artist on tumblr #illustration #art #landscape #aesthetic #magic the gathering #mtg #mtg commander #mtg art

[transcarcinization]

i think he would kill it on space tiktok

#star trek tng #lt commander data #my art #ive been thinking about drawing this for 2 weeks and ive finally caved #star trek

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Mike fights Moon at the Pizzaplex..

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #mike schmidt #fnaf moon #moondrop #fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf #fnaf movie #security breach #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #what a crazy fight that was.. does moon win or lose here? both? #moon is baffled bamboozled even flabbergasted #my man wasn’t prepared for someone to be that happy to sleep #didn’t even get to use his magic on him #Mike just took himself out slept on command #officially Mike likes moon just cause he’s an excuse to eepy

[superbellsubways]

commander tartar splatoon

#commander tartar #10k #20k

[bir0me]

This comic was inspired by a post that I cannot find [redacted rant about how much tumblr's search function is the closest there is tho pure evil]. So you know, if anyone has that post hand it I will actually make you a silly litltle doodle.

#birome.art #star trek #lt commander data #geordi la forge #star trek tng #st tng #data tng #star trek fanart #star trek comics #comic

[nipotazzi]

#shitposting #my posts #splatoon #i made this #meme #portal #i have no mouth and i must scream #wall e #2001 a space odyssey #glados #commander tartar

[cephalonheadquarters]

#commander peepers

[androdragynous]

game companies should be fucking EMBARRASSED about being inaccessible. it should be mortifying to ship a game with shit captions or no UI scaling options or no option to disable flashing / strobing effects. games lauding their character customization should be laughingstocks for not including hearing aids or congenital disorders or prosthetic limbs. EA should be publicly fucking humiliated for the sims series being 23 goddamn years old and include cats and dogs and horses and werewolves and zombies and mermaids and star wars and not FUCKING WHEELCHAIRS.

#patch me through to palaven command #IM MAD.

[peofun1]

playing MTG with people who have been in the game for like 20 years is so insufferable sometimes

every turn they're like "I play Cock Goblin of Guzzleberg" and everyone else at the table nods and goes "ah yes of course, the Cock Goblin, classic" and doesn't explain.

so I'm like okay. what does that do. and they go "well it has a Guzzler effect" and I'm like okay great what the FUCK is a Guzzler Effect™

and then after like 10 minutes of trying to get them to explain, eventually I figure out that there was a card called Guzzler Greebling that was only printed ONCE in 1998, and its text was "when this creature ETBs, everyone at the table has to suck your dick" and this card got so popular in Standard at the time that now all effects that involve dick-sucking are called "Guzzlers" by the players

#tutor is the most common offender #but there are others #also read this as lighthearted; i love the people i play commander with #and they are USUALLY pretty good about explaining things #USUALLY!!!!! #ramblings #magic the gathering #mtg

[eurodynamic]

BALDUR'S GATE 3 (2023) dev. Larian Studios

#lae'zel #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3edit #gamingedit #dailygaming #userwolfkissed #userbamf #mikaeled #usercynti #userfarllee #aartyom #mistress-light #necroticpetals #* #laezel commander in the idgaf war

[raphaerolo]

My favourite father son duo

#my art #comics #star wars #commander wolffe #plo koon #the clone wars #bad batch #sw rebels #clone troopers #wolf pack #tcw wolffe #fanart #they are so silly #he still has the shirt in rebels