#the motherfucking promise

[ssaraexposs]

THE PROMISE THAT WILL CHANGE THE COURSE OF HISTORY

#i'm screaming #the motherfucking promise #everything starts here #atsushi doesn't trust him yet but he wants to #he's trying to help him because deep down he believes in aku #atsushi felt the partnership and he's giving akutagawa a chance #this is beautiful #atsushi is a freaking genius #akutagawa is very loyal #or smitten #enemies my ass #there's an understanding here #they really shaped each other as people #they owe each other a personal growth #i love sskk so fucking much #no words #sskk #the sskk promise #sskk s3 #bsd #bsd s3 #atsushi nakajima #akutagawa ryuunosuke #shin soukoku

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

i have a Scene - a Plot if you will - that backs this as context. y'all are gonna have to trust me on this one <3 or read the tags...

#the song is 'in your eyes' by peter gabriel #boombox serenade lets GO!!! #in my mind immediately after this the others came over to say hi (or in sallys case tell him off) #and at first howdy's like 'oh ofc wallys there that makes sense. sally too? strange but alright' #then eddie appears and ohhhh boy its Jealousy Central Babey and howdy's train just pulled into the station #scribble salad #laughingstock #welcome home #barnaby x howdy #howdy x barnaby #OK CONTEXT I PROMISED CONTEXT #so in my mind howdy is an oblivious dumbass when it comes to his own romantic feelings. #he's so in love with barnaby (its very obvious) but Doesnt Realize It. despite being a god tier flirty fruity motherfucker #so when barnaby - thinking theyre on the same page - confesses #howdy's all like 'ohhh um. gee barn im flattered truly but - i just dont like you like that' #yk breaking barnaby's heart right down the middle #so barnaby shuts himself in his home and wally is hovering. yk Worried #and eddie - who's been helping barnaby come to terms w/ his own feelings & gauge if howdy feels the same - asks sally to check in for him #& sally goes over and Immediately involves herself. she takes personal offense on barnaby's behalf #also she lives for the drama and wants every juice detail Hot Off The Press #so while howdy is having a lil crisis as he slowly realizes Oh My Fucking God I DO Love Barnaby Like That- #barnaby / sally / wally / (eventually) eddie are all having a sleepover where they just play card games and chat #a good ol bitch n' stitch night #and howdy shows up to try and talk to barns (obvs in my head he doesnt have a boombox he just Knocks) #only to get RE-RE-RE-REJECTEDDDDDD!!!! thats how it feels you wormy mf! #bc barnaby is a) having a girls night & b) needs to emotionally prepare for That conversation #aaaaand THATS the context <3

[dotted-clouds]

Replaced.

#my art #kindgom hearts #kingdom hearts 3 #kingdom hearts 3 remind #kingdom hearts 4 #Sora #Yozora #Riku #The Sleeping Realm Theory #The Necklace Theory #Meteor Shower Promise #you can tell how much I love those moments between Sora and Riku #Soriku #sora x riku #a bit of angst? i suppose #hey remember riku's fear of being replaced :D WELL GUESS WHAT MOTHERFUCKERS #THAT'S RIGHT BABY MORE YOZORA BECAUSE I WANNA SEE HIM MORE #also my theory is that Yozora is a special nobody like Xion (hopefully that makes sense) #but hey it's all for fun (ouch) #KH #KH3 #KH4 #also this ain't anti soriku i just love angst in my silly heart #BACK TO COMMS BYEEEE

[coolnonsenseworld]

(to know more about the story and the calendar on pre-order check out previous posts!)

June would be Lance's first official Pride Parade. He watched it from the side once or twice but has never been a part of it. But this time Keith would take him with Ulaz who goes along with his biker (gang) i mean club. Surrounded by rainbows, smiles, full of pride faces - and also? Harleys and leather clad bears who bump fists with Keith like they buried someone in the forest? - Lance would feel like "impossible" was a made up word.

linktr.ee/mezzy

#klance #laith #if you think about it keith gets increasingly creepier in danceau plot #guy carries knives kick boxes hangs witha a motorcycle gang has been charged for property damage and maybe assault #and lance is like...... this guy is so cute i want to handhold that motherfucker #i also want to add a disclaimer that bodies in the forest are specificaly entirely a keith thing #he keeps promising to bury anyone who bothers lance just to make him laugh #it works so

[lunarrosette]

We need to normalize sobbing to Alright by Maxton Waller at midnight

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #shit post #hey guys lunarrosette is sad in the middle of the night again #this is was lesbianism does to a motherfucker #maxton Waller promise me it will be alright #lunarrosette’s shit

[mxrtified777]

holy shit seeing everyone go batshit crazy over Chris in the new chapter is HYSTERICAL

I can already see people jumping on the Chris Sucks train because (before the edit was made) Chris doing a favor for felix definitely feels like a slap in the face for Isaac (and for Isaac it probably will be! Even if he doesn't remember mentioning Felix by name, he's probably gonna be pissed (or at least roll his eyes really hard) but people I am begging you to remember that 1) Isaac was not a great friend either. Hell, he's not even doing a great job at being a good friend to Drew right now. There's plenty of reasons for why he acts like this, his past friends, for example; he does seem to have a classic case of attachment issues, and those are sympathizable reasons! But he's still acting kind of like a dick, and he was also kind of a dick while hanging out with Chris. 2) Yes, Chris is flighty and also was not a great friend to Isaac, he's got his own list of problems for sure; BUT if he was not happy in the relationship he had with Isaac, he has every right to leave that relationship! It doesn't matter if it'll hurt Isaacs feelings because of his past. He's not obligated to be friends with anyone he doesn't want to be friends with. Was slowly ignoring him more and more as time went on a shitty way of going about breaking off their friendship? Definitely, 100%. Is Isaac also allowed to be hurt by this? Absolutely, I don't see why he wouldn't be; but they're BOTH in the wrong to some degree.

TL;DR - Both Chris and Isaac fucked up their friendship, Chris is not wholly a shitty person for it and Isaac is not wholly a victim just because this isn't the first time this has happened to him. Teenagers are Assholes, shocking!

extra note: this is not a drama post, nor am i targeting anyone specifically! i obviously can't change how you view or portray a character, do whatever you want forever, etc etc.

#please read under the cut. i have Opinions #i understand being sympathy-blinded for isaac but i promise you he is more of a little shit than chris is #my god. i also face palmed when i watched him get bribed by food once again. honey you cant keep doing this #(but its way funnier if he does) #chris you motherfucking doormat. i love him #stfu chris #ibvs #ibvs spoilers #kind of

[wazzappp]

ALRIGHT please ignore the half assed skeleton anatomy I have IDEAS.

Ok so a connection gem is what allows a familiar to channel magic to their person. From there theres sort of a secondary circulatory system that spreads across the whole body, except instead of pumping blood its pumping magic (extra fun idea I'm considering is that the gems pulse slightly like a heartbeat. it gets faster when they're using a lot of magic and exerting themselves just like a normal heart.)

Because in their magic forms they don't really have insides (she said casually [see below]), I was thinking that if an area gets hit or damaged enough while they're not transformed the area will infuse itself with more magic as a defense and to allow for faster healing. Like a magical scar! Below Robbies diagram is Frank. He's been at this for a WHILE and has had his fair share of injuries, so his body has adapted accordingly.

Plus theres the upside of being more familiar with constantly channeling that magic, which can allow them more experience and control for spellcasting later. ALSO. This adds some extra layer of urgency for Robbie because if he wants to get out of his deal and get this magic shit out of him then he had better do it before he becomes mostly composed of it. I mean. Theoretically. If a person got out of their deal with their familiar and the magic thats been composing them for a while just disappears... well. Id imagine it's a painful deterioration where they decay from the inside out. You don't get to leave.

So in their magic forms they don't really have INSIDES or BONES or ORGANS or BLOOD its JUST MAGIC and slightly more solid magic that acts like scaffolding. It's not skin or cloths or even metal really on the outside, its all just a glorified container for massive amounts of magic stored on the inside.

(ngl I mostly did this because OH? YOU WANT TO TAKE OFF YOUR STUPID HEELED BOOTS?? SORRY BRO THATS LIKE TRYING TO TEAR OFF YOUR OWN SKIN THERE AINT NO GETTING RID OF THAT)

#ITS WIZARD TIME MOTHERFUCKERS FIREBALLLLLLLL #okok this was a nice little buffer #familiar post coming soon #im still obsessed with this au I promise I just also have something else cooking rn #benefits of being sick: cool boss needed to cut hours this week. stay home. draw. very good. #downsides of being sick: my fuckging sinuses #ghost rider magical girl au #robbie reyes #frank castle #ghost rider #my art #sketch

[keirawantstocry]

Hi it me 💋anon. once agin your writing is So Edible!!! All the kisses, just simply all of them. <3 keeping it vaguely short. I see youre on a pacbo kick and I would like to propose-

Tubbo in a dress. Sunny just reeeeaaalllyyy wanted her pa to wear a dress, who is he to deny her? Maybe she also wanted to practice doing hair (I know his hairs reals hort now shhhhh). I think pac would buffer :]

Hope youre having a good day!

hey darling, kisses for you.

and also yes this is the exact dress that i bought while thrifting today

Tubbo never really cared too much about the clothes he was wearing. As long as he was able to work he liked it. There had definitely been some hesitancy in the beginning when his lovely daughter handed the gift to him with big eyes. 

But how could he say no to her? 

She laughed, clapping her hands together as he pulled down his outer layers to be able to slip on the dress she bought for him all by herself. 

It was truly a beautiful dress. A peachy pink with little flower-like ruffles all over the skirt, top, and sleeves. It fell to lower thigh and swished nicely. Tubbo was honestly surprised by the amount of movement it provided. The top was a bit tighter, coming in right under his bust and flowing outwards from there. The sleeves were flowy as well allowing easy access for him to use his arms. 

“You can be a princess like me now, Pa!” she signed, jumping around excitedly. 

He smiled fondly at her and patted her head. “Yes, poppet. Thank you so much. I appreciate it.” 

Sunny smiled a toothy grin up at him and his heart absolutely melted. He was so lucky to have her. 

A slam of a door startled them both. “Oi!” called out a familiar voice and Tubbo froze while Sunny bounded towards the voice. “Pai Pac!” 

“Hi Sunnyyy,” he cooed, before looking up and catching Tubbo's gaze. “Oh. Tubbo.” 

Tubbo squirmed under the fire of his eyes. 

“It was from Sunny,” he rushed to explain. So don't say it's ugly, he silently pleaded. 

Pac turned to Sunny and put his hands on their tiny face. “Sunny, você é um gênio.” 

Sunny smiled wide, her eyes glittering as Tubbo tried to catch the rush of translated words. 

“What?” 

Pac stood up and came over into Tubbo's space, grabbing his face in the same way as he did to Sunny. “You look stunning.” 

Tubbo flushed. “Seriously?” 

Pac nodded furiously. “Sim!” His eyes ran down his body in a way that felt so reverent. Like he was something holy to be admired. 

It made Tubbo feel dizzy. 

“Thanks, boss.” 

“Of course,” Pac said with a smile as he rubbed his thumbs over Tubbo's cheeks. 

Gayass, Tubbo thought as he swallowed hard in his throat. He wasn't quite sure if he was talking about himself or Pac. In his dizzy state he couldn't bring himself to care. All he could do was lean into Pac's hands and give him a smile. 

“I'll wear it more then.” 

#pacbo #qsmp #my writing #fanfiction #q!tubbo #q!pac #qsmp sunny #i promised myself if i wrote this before midnight my time that i could go outside and smoke so adios motherfuckers #enjoy the gayasses <3 #💋 anon

[sergle]

s3 of witcher is so bad but i DO black out during every scene with mahesh jadu in it so at least it can do that for me

#i stopped watching bc i just couldn't do it anymore but i do still have a sickness looking at that motherfucker #sergle.txt #NO disrespect to our boy henry of course but ppl focus too much on him as eye candy in this show. when mahesh is there #looking. fucking. crazy. #granted s2 had problems but i was still like. i was prepared to keep vibing #in particular it just wasn't as tight and the special effects were just Worse #and the girl who plays siri was Acting Too Hard and it got a little distracting. like i could feel her acting #but she's older now so it makes sense that she would want to try and like... show her acting chops #anyway yeah. that man. that fucking man #please don't be mad at me if you liked s3 btw i promise that it does not matter.. #they DID fix geralt's contacts in s3. but I liked his neelix eyes tbh

[frecklystars]

I fucking love Ryan Gosling in these Barbie interviews. Someone asked "hey what would Ken say in his bio on a dating app? what kind of person is he looking for?" and Ryan's like "uh... well before he even looks for a Type Of Person™, he's gotta be real up front that he's got no job... and no house... no real prospects of any sort, really, he just kinda sleeps on the beach, and -- you know what, he doesn't even have a phone? I... I don't know if he can even sign up for this app?" and Margot said "oh but he has abs. That should get him somewhere" and he said "no, no, I don't think he even has an email address, I don't think there's any way to contact him??"

and it's like three minutes of them talking about Ken not even having any pickup lines because his way of flirting isn't even flirting, it's him picking up something Barbie accidentally dropped (even though Barbie doesn't make mistakes) and saying "oh hey you dropped this 😳" and then offering it to Barbie and then when Barbie says thank you while making eye contact he's shaking and thinking "oh god what a perfect day Barbie looked at me" and then he'll ride that high the entire day. and the interviewer was like "but that isn't a pickup line" and Ryan said "no I don't... I don't think Ken does that, I think he just creates moments with Barbie and cherishes them" WHAT THE HELL SIR YOU'RE MAKING ME FALL FOR KEN EVEN MORE

#'the dude is homeless and unemployed basically. and has no phone' #'and he wouldnt even flirt he will pick up something you dropped and stare at you' #im already on my knees with a wedding ring in my hand #ken will you do the honor of being my malewife #my horsegirl boyfriend pathetic wet piece of paper of a malewife #i promise i'll make eye contact with you the entire time despite the obstacles my autistic ass trying to prevent me from doing so 😳 #love notes #💕 I'll fight for you!! - ̗̀🐎🏖️✨ ̖́- #the fucking way ryan is like. tired. sipping coffee and his voice is husky #bc he JUST FUCKING WOKE UP #nd theyre asking him these questions and hes politely like... ken would not do these things #every time someone asks him abt ken he's politely saying. oh. youre wrong FJDHGFKD #hes like. ken is the most loyal devoted motherfucker and his entire life is dedicated to Barbie #someone's like hey what's ken's favorite food and ryan is like ANYTHING BARBIE LIKES #i love the running joke in all these interviews that kens just huddle on the beach #margot jokes that they literally just go completely inert #while the barbies get beauty sleep the kens just stare into space completely immobile #and then snap out of it when the sun rises #i think thats more merciful than literally sleeping on the plastic pink sand #god i love these interviews im having a field day #ALSO in the beginning of the interview #margot was like 'wait why would barbie need to be on a dating app?' #and ryan's like 'HM. YEAH. WHY.' side glacing at her LKFDJJLSDFKJ #and he said 'ken picks up your phone you dropped and sees YOU'RE ON DATING APPS'

[decepti-thots]

Thank you for saying all the stuff about the way the fandom treats men being pregnant TBH. As a trans guy who wants to carry his own children, it does feel a little gross and alienating for it to just be boiled down to a joke or a fetish thing for a LOT of people. I feel like people love saying "hell yeah pregnant men" until a man actually gets pregnant or wants to be pregnant.

Mm, sounds about right, ngl. About how people react that is. Unfortunately, I can relate.

But thank you, anon; it means a lot to know it's not just me actually, so thank you. <3

#i really mean it! it's nice to know. that it's not just my brain cooking. thank you <3 #i promise that actually every trans man who gets pregnant is the coolest motherfucker in the world #source: personally met several #<3

[hydrachea]

I finally found a website that had everyone's new "Added to team with [x]" and I'm losing it over Dan Heng and Blade's lines for each other.

Dan Heng to Blade (presumably wary and weary, really hoping this won't end in ANOTHER fight like it does every time Blade finds him):

Blade to Dan Heng (???? DID YOU HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR THE WHOLE TIME??):

Sadly the website doesn't have audio files so I can't listen to the lines, but if Blade isn't obviously taunting him I'll eat my controller. What the hell. This man had the ability to be funny all along.

#hsr #honkai star rail #hsr blade #dan heng #i saw this and i lost it #from dan heng's 'don't fucking come near me' to blade's 'hey what if you turned your back to me. i promise i won't do anything just try it.' #this motherfucker #this reinforces my strong belief that blade is just dan heng's sleep paralysis demon and absolute enjoys it #truly the dynamic of all time. poor dan heng. #what's he gonna do? kill him? oh wait! #this is THE funniest set of lines i'm so glad #ray's records #i'm not tagging this as ship they're stalker and very fed up victim to me #but shippers go ham if you want

[stardustedknuckles]

God I hate being asked for professional references for a minimum wage job. I am a dog trainer applying to work your kennels and daycare and clean up after dogs. You want professional references. Sure. Okay. Fuck off. I wouldn't even be training. Yet.

#if I didn't like dogs so much I'd be a lot more put out #not me calling ryan from 2016 petco and saying hey lie for me the way you offered 6 years ago? #that just leaves two others which is still!! I hate this. #so many assumptions go into this stupid request #you are paying minimum wage motherfucker I promise I am qualified to give a dog a bath and scoop its shit

[didthekingdieyet]

if i get one more ask about the tiktok account that tells you everyday that r*n*ld r**gh*n is still dead i’m gonna lose my mind 

#i promise #i follow them too #they’re very funny #but please #don’t compare me to a #tiktok #account #stupid ass motherfucker #ronald reagan #god damn fool #i hate him so much #responsible for so many deaths during the #aids crisis #because he just did NOTHING #price of absolute shit #i hate that man #like so much #please do not remind me he exists #not a countdown #just shitposting #not about tampon charlie #tampon charlie #gang #i appreciate u all #spare me #i have seen it #trust and believe

[warlordfelwinter]

ABSOLUTELY NOT

#MOTHERFUCKER I PROMISED YOU ADVENTURES #I SAW YOU IN THE TRAILER I KNOW YOU'RE COMING #fiver staring at him like 'we're going to have a discussion about this once everyone else is gone' #fel's ffxiv #pre-dawntrail lb

[pepper-steam-milkshake]

well, the great news is that the art is in fact arting

#original post #bad news is the mental illness is also mental illnessing but alas #what can you do uwu #i may or may not have avoided my responsibilities to finish this piece #i have two assignments due today. i have done neither #BUT! you know what i have done? this! and played dao #so ykw im fucking winning #fic: splinters of madness #bungou stray dogs #bsd fanart #bsd fyodor dostoevsky #bsd dazai osamu #fyozai #yes dazai has acne. pry that out of my cold dead hands motherfucker #i need to draw that more often #yes splinters is a skk fic i promise *sweaty side eye* #anyways. uh. yeah. here you go. enjoy. #my art