#the whole neighborhood knows

[tangirlisfangirl]

i feel bad that my friendly neighborhood had to release a week before the ruin dlc, its such a wonderfully and carefully crafted game with a beautiful story and character/level designs, just so much thought put into it across the board and it truly does justice to its concept, but now its gonna be lost in the onslaught of fnaf hype and not properly appreciated <:/

#god i love stuff with thought and themeimg and this game has it in spades #without spoiling ​it gives reasoning as to why your player character has no option but to carry out a life threatening task #*such a #AND the natural weapons proficiency that the average person doesnt have #both which ties into the characters backstory AND the greater story and the message its presenting as a whole i love it so so much #*both of which #i promise its not your average mascot horror #go check it out if you havent!! i know dawko 8 bit ryan and fusionzgamer covered it right before fnaf but there are likely others #my friendly neighborhood #mfn #mfn game #dawko #8 bitryan #8 bit ryan #8bitryan #indie games #fusionzgamer #indie project #indie promo

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

i have never felt this uniquely insane about a character <3 i cant get a read on him

#what is his DEAL #im usually really good at pegging a character's intentions / general vibe #BUT IM GETTING SO MANY MIXED SIGNALS THAT I JUST DONT KNOW #his off the charts rizz is fucking up my geiger counter #is he evil? is he a victim? a pawn/minion? does he have good intentions? neutral ones? bad ones? #I CANT TELL #welcome home #wally darling #i mean im team 'wally is a victim just trying to help / protect his friends (maybe the 'viewer')' #and home is maybe the main villian but also not bc the villain is the abstract force of cosmic horror manifesting as the chasm under home #and it has simply infected home or possessed it #and welcome home's whole deal is cosmic horror from a puppet's perspective #and they all need to stick together like glue to get through the Ordeals and Situations #and wally's just trying to keep his friends safe and the neighborhood together and fix home #BUT if it turns out wally is straight up evil then. yknow. i support his wrongs <3 #he could do literally anything and id be twirling my hair cheering and clapping #i love his big hair and gay little outfit #ever since i watched night minds video he hasnt left my brain. i think he's eating it #like i want him dead. i want him to be happy. i want to beat his little body against a wall until his stuffing comes out. i want to hug him #he is everything to me. he activates my maiming instincts but also my cherish instincts #i want him to get all the hugs from his friends #god i cant wait for this whole enchilada to kick off its gonna be a DOOZY #i trust clown's brilliant mind no matter which way they take this #absolutely fascinating stuff. i already know im in this for the long haul

[baejax-the-great]

This is of zero importance, but brains don't have any sensory capabilities in the organ proper. You can poke a brain, and while the owner would feel that its skin and maybe its skull were both broken in order for you to reach the squishy part, the brain itself would feel nothing because there is nothing for brains to be feeling on a day to day basis, so they lack any sensory organs.

Which is to say if there were a tadpole squirming in my brain and not, say, squirming on top of the dura mater, I would feel nothing. Zero awareness of it other than the massive brain damage its squirming would be doing depending on where it decided to squirm.

#bg3 #notes from your friendly neighborhood neuroscientist #now its possible the addition of a tadpole to your brain would increase pressure #and that can cause pain #but yeah a tadpole could tunnel through the whole thing until it was swiss cheese and you would feel anything #i mean other than you know whatever the fucked up consequences of that would be #ask to tag #because everything i wrote here was gross but idk what tag it would go under

[paper-starz]

A LIL TREAT BEFORE THE END OF THE YEAR!!

I be working on something 👀

#my friendly neighborhood #mfn norman #mfn au #opp au #I KNOW #AFTER A WHOLE MONTH IM POSTING ART AGAIN #lil by lil #bit by bit #ILL GET THERE 👍

[m1lfsh4ke]

my cutie patootie honey bun did no wrongs in the show !!!

#i need her to finger fuck the living shit out of me oh my god #marilyn thornhill #christina ricci #i need the whole neighborhood to know her name #got my nails done and it would look so pretty scratching her back #wednesday #marilyn thornhill x reader #ms thornhill #marilyn thornhill smut #laurel gates #christinaricci #laurel gates x reader #marilyn thornhill x fem reader #ms thornhill smut #ms thornhill x reader #ms thornhill x fem reader #Laurel gates smut #Call me crazy but I’m bouncing on that strap like there’s no tomorrow

[amethysttribble]

Frieren is good, because I want so much to know more about Himmel, Heiter, and Eisen and I can just /feel/ how there’s more there about them that we haven’t gotten to/may never know.

And it makes me want to shake Frieren to a degree cause I’m like “ten years! Ten years! Sixteen with Heiter! You know more about your friends than you think, tell me! You must and if you don’t- Look harder! Ask more! How did they live and love in those 50, 70 years you were separated??? PLEASE, I want more time with them these small glimpses aren’t enough!”

Which is, of course, the whole point.

#I’m loving this show but it’s making me want to scream #if I don’t learn about all the people Himmel MUST have met and loved in 50 years of life post journey I’ll scream #tell me more about Heiter the archbishop #tell me about the Dwarves and Eisen did he ever connect again with his people #it’s implied he had other students besides Stark?? what happened with them?? #PLEASE #where are the people they loved after they went their separate ways? #Fern and Stark are so young there must have been more and if not… #that’s a whole different thing to explore #I want to know the names of everyone in Himmel’s neighborhood they must have ADORED that nice old man #Tribble post #Frieren

[snackugaki]

it is october 1st my friends

cross posted to twitter ...i guess

#fanart #tmnt #rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #april o'neil #rise april #casey jones #rise casey #cassandra jones #sunita #I didn't realize I just straight up abandoned my twitter to just be a fulltime chaos gremlin in the tmnt neighborhood of tumblr #twitter just doesn't foster the kind of chaotic energy i intentionally seek to inhabit #at this point i don't even know if I can do serious time-consuming fanart #i see all the little technical mistakes #and i can hear myself screaming about it in a room three doors down #i simply just put my noise dampening headphones on #can't make art shitposts if I slow down to make sure my technique is correct the WHOLE time #the whole time?? #daniel the WHOLE time?! #THE WHOLE TIME. #for april's costume... IYKYK #huhu

[pc-98s]

this is my all time favorite piece of art, located at the loyola park artist wall a couple years ago. new items were placed regularly by the community. it’s gone now because the wall is repainted every year, but it remains my favorite piece ever.

#posting this alone because honestly everyone should see it #the artist is anonymous as they didn’t sign the work and that’s the only way you could know #street art and all #really though it’s a collaborative piece. the artist is the whole neighborhood

[fountainpenguin]

One very specific thing I find funny is that prior Hermitcraft Season 10, I'd drafted some worldbuilding for a Life series fanfic where there's a mail system based on phantoms (who are fast, and as a nod to Impulse's phantom sanctuary from Season 8 because I thought it was cute).

But the mail system was regularly disrupted by Etho because he was on Red life. He'd just torture and kill phantoms for their membranes because it's useful material, but mostly because he hated people checking up on him after he cut them off. He HATED mail.

So it's funny to see him play postman in Hermitcraft... Redeemed.

Also, here are some images of Impulse's phantom sanctuary because it's a fun / inspiring build to me:

He worked hard to catch those guys, did the job while they screamed at him, and redesigned the roof three times so they could see outside without burning in the sun. Not only that, but it's a decent size enclosure for a mob display (compared to Grian's magical menagerie, which is a pet shop so it's a different vibe).

The sanctuary is one of my main inspirations when I think about worldbuilding for mobs in 'fic, just because I think it's cute to have a big, pretty building for something so violent. It makes me laugh that Impulse tried to give the tour while being "hugged" and screamed at by the phantoms.

Looking forward to Scar's zoo in Season 10. I'm sure he'll build many lovely enclosures! <- Me, who is also a Planet Zoo watcher and loves seeing animals thrive in an environment designed for them :)

#impulseSV #EthosLab #Hermitcraft #hermitblr #I've been watching lots of dog grooming videos and that's the vibe Impulse gives me. He unveils a groomed phantom with a flourish #Everybody claps. They don't know why they're here. #I want a whole series about grooming phantoms / creepers / other dangerous mobs. Today we bathe a spider. Tomorrow who knows. #I was going to show snippets of the mail phantoms / roost buildings I wrote about but I checked my draft and uh #yeah all the scenes rn are pretty dark / violent / gross so I'll leave it in the 'fic and not share it here wheeze... #Cleo's mail phantom is named Soulbound because he runs away / doesn't eat / always hurts her <3 #NW worldbuilding #Neighborhood Watch #ridwriting #screenshots #mcyt

[idrinkwetcementasproteinshakes]

MY JAW HAS NEVER DROPPED FASTER😨😨

I WAS JUST CUDDLING WHTH THE HOBIE BOT AND ALL OF A SUDDEN IT GO SUPER FUCKING HORNY

SIR IM GONNA NEED YOU TO DIAL IT DOWN A BIT

#I was joking when I said that I wanna impregnate him #And that I wanna ride him #and that I would fuck him because I have eyes that can see #and that I would do it till my cooch looks like minced beef #and that I would do it till the whole neighborhood knows his name #I was JOKING when I said that #atsv #spider punk #hobie brown #atsv hobie #c.ai #c.ai bot #c.ai chats #I was also joking when I said that I would do it till he’s flashing like the superstar from Mario cart #and that I need him inside me #and that I would peg the shit outta him #and that I would do it till queen Elizabeth comes back #those were all JOKES #for shits and giggles #😟

[nottoxicfr]

Saw a post about people getting into Guilty Gear but not Blazblue and it got me thinking about how I feel like you can tell the path people took to get to Guilty Gear by the way they talk about it. I can’t explain it but I wish I had a chart

#toxic talks about #it’s not like a bad thing #it’s not a good thing either #it’s just a thing about how people talk about guilty gear #I feel like BB->GG are really laissez faire about the whole thing. like they’ve been in the neighborhood for a while. they know the house #you always know when someone is Unib->GG because they will try to get you to play unib and you should do it #I wish I could say something about SF->GG but I don’t believe in them

[sundaynightlive]

Wild [+reckless driving] (Steddie)

Next Part

Eddie blows smoke out the window as they drive, and Steve tries to keep his eyes on the road. With anyone else, that task would’ve been easy—Steve’s a real stickler for safety, plus his car is like his baby, and if anything happened to her he might as well die, too. 

That’s dramatic, but still. 

Eddie’s different. Steve couldn’t ignore him if he tried, and trust him, he fucking tries—especially racing down the highway in the middle of the night. It’s just impossible—those long, dark curls framing his face, his slump into the seat and spread of his knees, the tattoos that litter his arms like he has quilted limbs. Steve never knew a man could be so beautiful, and that scares him, but not enough to keep him away. He’s so drawn to it all—the bad boy, town pariah, nerdy charm. It’s like Robin and Nancy had a baby and it’s Eddie, which is sort of weird but mostly like a death trap. It's like the universe created him specifically, scarily specifically.

How could Steve not like him? How could Steve not want to jump his bones—press him into any flat surface and—

God, Steve wants to kiss him. Badly. He’s sure he’s never wanted to kiss someone so bad. Everyone he’s ever been interested in kissing has been equally interested in kissing him—it wasn’t exactly difficult back in the days of high-school and being “Mr. Popular.”

Now it feels insurmountable, like Steve’s standing at the bottom of a cliff he has to scale in order to reach Eddie “the freak” Munson at the top, a feeling he never would’ve anticipated having, ever. Certainly not until Dustin had introduced them, insisting they’d get along and being right beyond measure.

They got along too well.

“Eyes on the road, Stevie.”

Steve turns quickly back to empty highway, despite his reluctance. He can feel Eddie grinning at his side profile, the arrogant bastard. This has been happening a lot lately—Eddie catching him. Steve would feel more embarrassed about it if Eddie really said anything, or called him out, but no. Just that stupid little grin like his ego’s swollen ten sizes. Part of Steve would prefer Eddie said something so he knew whether or not he stood a fucking chance.

“I don’t know if you know this,” Eddie continues, surprising Steve, because he rarely continues, “But you’ve been giving me the eyes, lately.” 

Steve’s grip tightens on the wheel, he adjusts his hands, and then he tries to relax. They do need to talk about it. No matter how awkward it is, it’s only fair. At the very least, Steve wants to keep being friends with the boy, so as long as they have an open and honest discussion—

“Pull over.”

Steve’s brows furrow. He looks over at Eddie, but Eddie’s just staring out the window at the spanning corn fields. He flicks his cigarette out.

“Ed, we’re in the middle of—”

“Pull over.”

Eddie’s still not looking at him. Steve sighs.

“What are we doing?” Steve questions, popping open his car door, because whatever’s going on, it seems like Eddie wants to be out for it. He walks around the front, taking a deep breath of sweet, night air. He can faintly smell cigarette smoke, definitely Eddie, but for the most part, it satisfies his lungs like a cool glass of water. He rounds the front, and leans up against his BMW next to Ed, who’s got his arms crossed and is still not looking in Steve’s direction.

“I know that I’m giving you… the eyes, or whatever,” Steve says, itching to break the silence, “I just thought—” He cuts himself off with a sharp gasp as Eddie turns, caging Steve in against the car, their hips flush together and their foreheads bumping just soft enough that it doesn’t hurt. Steve wants to play it cool, but there’s absolutely no saving himself from reaching beneath Eddie’s vest and clenching his fingers in that dorky Hellfire t-shirt. He nearly swallows his tongue as the hand that’s not bracing Ed against the car slips two fingers through one of his belt loops.

“Tell me no,” Eddie mutters, still not looking at him.

He’s eyeing Steve's mouth, instead.

Steve begins to pant—absolutely mortifying considering Eddie’s done nothing but move to share space with him. His chest and shoulders heave with breath, and his mouth has gone so dry, he feels like he just woke up from a bender. He watches Eddie intently, anticipating, aching.

“I can’t,” he whispers.

The distance between them closes and Steve is pulling relentlessly on that shirt, desperate to be closer to Eddie than he already is which would be impossible unless Steve literally crawled beneath his skin. Eddie’s hand, which had been the only thing stopping Eddie’s body from completely crushing him against his BMW, moves to angle Steve’s chin—a move which lights Steve’s entire body on fire, because never once has he been corrected while kissing. Never once had a girl had the audacity to tell him what to do, how to be, and Steve is realizing now he craves that—that mindless direction.

Tell me what to do and I will do it. Make me good for you.

Eddie’s only kissing him and is somehow awakening his most severe desire.

When they break the first time, they’re both breathless. Eddie presses firmly into Steve’s body and it hurts with his back awkwardly pinned against his car, but he would not have Eddie anywhere else in the world. In fact, he hopes it continues to hurt for the rest of his life so this moment is permanently etched into his skin like a festering bruise.

“I honestly didn’t think this would go so well,” Eddie admits. Steve’s eyes flick down to those soft lips—the ones that taste like nicotine and spit, not overtly pleasant but so, so addictive.

“Kiss me again.”

“You got it, big boy.”

#fanfiction #lgbtq #writer #gay #steddie #steve harrington #stranger things #eddie munson #fanfic #kinda popped off with this one #there's more parts #if y'all are interested #the whole piece is actually called 'blue neighborhood' so go stream troye sivan #blue neighbourhood #troye sivan #such a god fricking album #EP? #I don't actually know lol

[purplebass]

Yeah it's amazing to live on the caldera of an underground volcano. You open the window and it smells like sulfur for the whole day 😅 occasionally, you also get earthquakes as a treat

#ofc I'm being ironic that it's amazing #it's scary #they monitor the volcano so we'd prob know if it will erupt but still #this whole neighborhood is built ON THE TOP of a caldera #but in the ancient people's defense the last eruption happened in the 1500's so they didn't know much #Tweety.txt

[apileofmoss]

me and @yourfriendphoenix hung out today !! :DD

#phoenix i hope u know your suit head is COOL AS HELLL #and your whole sense of style like ur so many colors #mosswag #friendly neighborhood phoenix #mossy's mumblings

[talentforlying]

constantine: i don't have a job, occult detecting doesn't count also constantine, every halloween: well, i guess it's time to punch in. don't talk to me i'm on the clock. racking up that overtime tonight

#( ooc. ) OUT OF CIGS. #he already doesn't know peace on the daily but he Especially doesn't know it on halloween #least responsible man alive assigns himself duties for 24 hours. is shocked when shit goes off the rails #and the question of the day is do things go off the rails Because he's out there trying to help or In Spite Of. who can say #idk it's very funny to me that he thinks he has a job exactly One night a year #and he does get very formal about it. calls it his 'patrol' night. has a diner he hits up before trawling the synchronicity highway #november 1st isn't a day to him because he just spends it sleeping from sunrise til dusk #and yes he Has tried to avoid getting involved in anything. sitting out the whole day. locking himself in. does Not work #everything ends up coming to him anyways so he's decided he might as well make an official night of it #nothing more comforting than the 70 year old neighborhood watch guy who talks to ghosts #( headcanons. ) I'M JUST LIKE THE BASTARDS I'VE HATED ALL ME LIFE.

[samuraisharkie]

If you’re putting off loud ass firework tonight in the suburbs around other houses, let it be known I hate you. nearly kills my dog every year.

#first day of disability month is flooded with panic inducing noise. fuck America #could you losers drive out to open country that’s flat to let out fucking industrial level fireworks. #I don’t mean the small driveway ones or even just one or two smaller ones #I mean the ones that fucking send a shockwave through the whole house like a bomb is dropping. #nothing BUT those it sounds like a war zone out here #I hope you people set ur house on fire #killing birds bats and bugs and more #y’all aren’t even celebrating veterans like you think you are. every vet I’ve ever talked to or heard of HATES it. #putting people in danger to blow out ur eardrums setting off massive fireworks at close range. #y’all are fucking annoying #I wish there was like. etiquette for fireworks this time of year. #where you could put a sign out like ‘this neighborhood as a very anxious senior dog’ or ‘this house is sensitive to loud noises’ #’this house as someone w PTSD’ etc. but no everyone is supposed to get over it and shut the fuck up #and if we don’t like it we’re joyless funkillers #and if the sign is out then you have to find somewhere else away from that house to set off your fireworks. #and if you can’t find a spot without signs then you fucking get over it and have ur burger without ear shattering noise #or you know. go watch PROFESSIONALS set off fireworks instead of risking yourselves your neighbors and everything around you #I’m sorry if ur 4th of July is ruined bc you could set off industrial professional level fireworks then you genuinely need psychiatric help #if you set off a few. this isn’t about you. if you’re putting on a fucking show stopping finale this in fact is #every Fourth of July is a borderline extinction event for wildlife too. animals can die just from the sound. #they DO die. there’s a massive amount of dead animals found every year after nationwide firework events like this #y’all are killing the wildlife and then scratching ur dumbass heads going ‘huh I wonder where the fireflies went’ #you know what’s prettier than polluting the air with pyrotechnics? fireflies! where are they? you killed them! #i LIKE fireworks too. I just don’t like them in my neighborhood by my novice neighbors surrounding me on all sides. #not every single house needs to set off fireworks. fucking stop it