#these are all from two days ago

[grim-has-issues]

guys, i dont hyperfixate. its just something i dont do-

now… i know what it looks like…

#these are all from two days ago #i drive #i write #i eat #i sleep #and thats it #asmr roleplay #audio rp #interview questions

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

#selfie bee #good evening friends!! how are you doing! C: #I'm very very sleepy I got a new ikea office chair and I build it all myself #I think it went okay! I don't think I pulled the back screw tight enough and now the back is a bit loose #I can probably fix it but I can also ignore it for the next 18 years #thats how long the old chair held up!! in germany it could now drink vodka and drive a car!! #not at the same time that is illegal! not at the same time!! (❁´▽`❁)*✲ﾟ* #but the day is not over yet my uncle asked me for a big art quest and I do not want to disappoint #he wants a muppet tattoo and asked me to draw it #my uncle has started to get tattoos a few months ago #as far as I know he has now gotten 3 note clefs 3 stars a flower and multiple birds #he also started getting piercings but so far I managed not to know exactly where #I think tattoos are super cool (´｡･v･｡｀) I wish I had a good idea for a tattoo but the last time I was very sure about getting a tattoo #it was heath ledgers face as the joker #at that point I was 12 and would not see the actual movie for two more years #a muppet tattoo is a way better idea!! he asked for the count van count! that is also one of my top 3 muppets ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡ #I always thought I knew a lot about muppet lore but since I started looking up muppet pictures I think there are still a lot of secrets #can the muppets from the Sesame Street actually leave the Sesame Street? #I think Kermit is both on the Muppet Show and on Sesame Street but he is also like the boss muppet #he might have special abilities #I hope you're having a good day friends!! C: #I think I'll post a Sherlock comic later this week #miss you!! ♥♥♥

[puppyeared]

id fumble him so bad

#really really rushed but ill probably go back and clean these up tmrw anyway #i havent played stardew valley but ive been meaning to because i have a little crush on this guy ^_^ hes cute #idk why but smth about him is really endearing. like between him and sunburst i feel like theres a pattern here but idk what #i guess my type is boys that whimper #the last two images are based on a real conversation i had with my doctor a few years ago lol. deadass stared at me for a good 2 minutes #i wanna make a farmersona too...... if my minecraft gameplay is anything to go by id probably play with animals all day instead of #actually farming........ can i just do livestock in stardew.. i dont have a green thumb i managed to kill a succulent once...... #actually idk if my computer is even strong enough to run steam but i dont wanna get it on my phone. maybe ill get the microsoft download #unless stardew has its own website like minecraft. i really dont know anything abt it so im going in blind from the start #my art #myart #doodles #puppysona #sona #sdv #sdv harvey #stardew valley #whats funny about this is i have a classmate who kinda looks like if brian david gilbert and harvey had a baby. i havent told him this

[rebrandedbard]

How does the great Sandpiper successfully smuggle 130 children out of the Nilfgaard-occupied territory of Hamm? With the power of a forgotten story, a traditional song, and a masterful lie.

A piece for my upcoming fic, The Piper of Hamm, based on The Pied Piper of Hamelin, next in my fairy tale series.

#FINALLY finished this wip from literally TWO YEARS ago and it only took an HOUR to add the background and stuff #my art #my witcher art #witcher #the witcher #jaskier #The Piper of Hamm fic #I'm basically writing all these fics in order on a sticky note #you can see why I haven't gotten around the the Howl's Moving Castle or Stardust AUs yet because of this #TWO YEARS I had this idea #and it is only now being written #my life is pain lmao #but I've never been invested in a fandom this long so I think I've finally found my forever fandom #and the need to write these aus is still strong #so we'll see them one day

[axwaitaru]

My Shounen Brave illustration in this special day🌿✨✨

#happy anniversary!! ;; #this is from two years ago but I still love it! made it with all of my heart! #kagerou #kagepro #kagerouproject #heat haze days #kagerou project #mekakucity actors #kagerou daze #marry kozakura #seto kousuke #marryseto #shounen brave #kgpr_FA #カゲプロ #カゲプロ12周年 #カゲロウデイズの日 #artists on tumblr #art #digital art #illustration #fanart #support artists #myart

[genshin-impact-updates]

Macaron Melange — The web event for Genshin Impact's new character: Navia is now available.

Everyone needs Macarons! Looks like it's my time to shine again!

>> Click to Take Part in Event <<

〓Event Duration〓

December 15, 2023 12:00 – December 20, 2023 23:59 (UTC+8)

〓Eligibility〓

Reach Adventure Rank 10 or above

〓Event Summary〓

During the event, help Navia to prepare for a banquet by making Macarons and sending an invitation letter to claim in-game rewards.

〓Gameplay Details〓

1. During the event, choose your favorite flavors and help Navia make 3 Macarons — as well as send an invitation letter — to claim in-game rewards.

2. After sending the invitation letter, share the event to claim the event wallpaper.

〓In-Game Rewards〓

Make 3 Macarons and send the invitation letter to obtain Primogems, Character Ascension Materials, and other in-game rewards.

〓Event Notes〓

1. Please log in to the event using your HoYoverse Account and select your corresponding character in Genshin Impact to take part. This will ensure that your rewards can be sent and claimed correctly.

2. The event wallpaper is not available after the event ends. Please claim it in time.

3. After making 3 Macarons and sending the invitation letter, the in-game rewards will be distributed via in-game mail. The mail will expire after 30 days, so don't forget to claim the rewards in time.

4. Please note that the web event cannot be accessed during Version Update Maintenance. After Version Update Maintenance is completed, you will be able to access the web event as normal.

#genshin impact #genshin impact updates #genshin impact news #official #web events #navia #this is from two days ago but i'm finally FREE #literally slept all day.

[wyldhunt]

Here's my little treat with their cheeks all flushed. You will come to my bed tonight, won't you?

[...]

But you... you I'll remember. Have a fine evening, dear.

#baldur's gate #bg3 #bg3edit #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate spoilers #bg3 spoilers #astarion #astarion ancunin #gamingedit #vgedit #gamingdaily #mygifs #i made the first gif weeks ago and finally decided to make some more to go with it #and by some i mean eight more #but i hated all of them so these new two are just the ones i decided get to see the light of day #astarion is just SO WIGGLY its so hard resisting just giffing the whole clip #in 50 frames he can change position 3 times and start and stop speaking twice #also if the sharpness and quality between the first gid and last two seem different it's cos i fucked up my ps actions #and had to re-add them and now they execute differently for some reason 🤷‍♀️ #but that wasn't gonna keep me from trying to gif my pookie bear baby beloved

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

cough hack wheeze who wants a teeny tiny fantasy au snippet with uhhhh laughingstock Tension. it's like... half a scene! unedited & out of context As Is Tradition

~

“Nothin’ much. I think I’ll poke around nearby towns, shake down some travelers - see what falls into my paws.”

“I’m not sure that’s such a good idea, Barn,” Howdy says. He sweeps aggressively, spreading dirt more than gathering it into the usual neat piles. “Who knows if those ne'er-do-wells are still roaming around the woods - if you and Ed couldn’t take them, what makes you think you could alone? Or- or! What if you stumble across those cultists? I hate to think of you stuck in an ambush with no help coming, knowing fully well that-”

A large paw slips the broom out of his grip and sets it to the side, and Howdy stammers to a stop as Barnaby crowds him against the bar with a soft, “Howdy.”

Howdy swallows hard, bracketed on each side by strong blue arms. The look Barnaby fixes him with dries up his well of words and bristles his fuzz. Howdy’s heart hammers against his ribs. He can feel Barnaby’s body heat, and it’s lighting his blood on fire. 

“I’m not gonna be reckless, if that’s what you’re worried about,” Barnaby says. He barely needs to speak louder than a whisper for Howdy to hear him loud and clear. He smells like sweet smoke. “The other day was a one time deal, cross my heart. But, if it’ll make you feel better, I’ll take someone with me. I’m sure Jules is itchin’ to get outta town.”

“What would really make me feel better is if you stay,” Howdy blurts, just barely reining in the with me. He tenses, knowing that he’s toeing a dangerous line. One wrong word, and he’ll make the unspoken spoken - but the stress drains out of him as Barn’s eyes go soft. Perhaps that wouldn’t be so bad. Of course there’s no reason to worry, not about this, not with him. There never has been.

“You know I can’t do that,” Barnaby murmurs. “Not yet.”

Howdy doesn’t need to say that he knows. Not for the first time and with any luck, not for the last, it clicks in his mind that they’re on the same page - he doesn’t need to be a telepath to understand the thoughts behind Barnaby’s dark eyes. 

Barnaby says it anyway. “I gotta get him back. I can’t… there’s no room for anythin’ else right now.”

Howdy sighs through his nose and slumps against the counter digging into the small of his back. He nods and adjusts the lapels of Barnaby’s vest. His fingers ghost over soft blue, and Barnaby doesn’t flinch at the contact. If anything, he leans the barest millimeter into it. His gaze burns into Howdy’s, even if they aren’t meeting at the moment, but it isn’t a bad feeling. Quite the opposite, actually.

“Well,” Howdy says in a low voice, “if you find a good lead, send for the rest of us. I’ll be there as fast as my four legs can scamper.”

Barnaby smirks. “Even if you need to take a boat?”

“Even so, Barn.”

The smirk slides into something that isn’t a frown, but isn’t a smile. It’s too soft for a grimace, but too intense for simple recognition. Barnaby seems to sway forward, and Howdy is sorely tempted to meet him halfway.  

But Barnaby’s claw taps the counter, and he pulls away before anyone’s mind can be made up. Howdy’s hands slip from his lapels, brushing against fur as they fall and knuckles skimming over the smooth, fresh scar cutting across Barnaby’s belly. 

“I’ll be back before you know it,” Barnaby says, his eyes crinkling at the corners. He squeezes Howdy’s shoulder and then his back is turned, and he’s leaving. All Howdy can do is watch. 

And call out after him, “Your table will be open and waiting for you.”

Barnaby pauses in the doorway and looks over his shoulder at Howdy, and his grin is so full of affection that Howdy may just burst. 

“With a free pint?” he asks.

“Hey now, don’t push your luck pal.”

Barnaby bursts out laughing, and Howdy can hear it even after the door thuds closed.

#clawing and sobbing and- no. no #im normal. im so normal i swear #yk on a related tangent. i keep wanting to go to my sleep but spotify keeps playing bangers #all of my Lore songs... the animatics in my head... i dont want to not listen! #so i thought hey. might as well offer Yet Another Snippet! #i have many these days! #i almost posted the human au carnival snippet but uhhhh this one won out. i wrote it like. two hours ago #im sorry if it lacks some Personality or if theres blatant Mistakes #im tired! i meant to be asleep two hours ago! its 2 am! #snippets from the bog #laughingstock #wh fantasy au #its not shown in this tidbit #but barnaby has his pack and it contains Not Only Wormie! but also Puppet Wally! #barnaby: i gotta find wally 🥺 #honey... you have had him the whole time... kiss your caterpillar.... #the. the tall one. not the teeny worm. #well. the teeny worm too but she just gets a little kisth on her tiny face. #the tall caterpillar would get uhhhh a lil more than that id expect. lotsa sugar yk yk #im. gonna go sleep #these two will be my nightly bedtime story as i drift away... #and hopefully ill wake up early enough to find the christmas lights before The Stream #and maybe crochet a few more rows.... read a couple more chapters... #i just misspelled read as red i need to be Unconchus

[butwhatifidothis]

It's been a few months since that whole thing with that Edelgang mod peddling genocide rhetoric, I wonder if they ever moved on from believing such horrific things and using such horrific rhetoric-

...so the answer to that is no. They have not.

#edelgard discourse #just to be safe #''guys they're not slaves they're just legally barred from having any authority whatsoever and they should be subject to the ruling race'' #two days ago from today (March 11th) #noooo but tell me context makes this sooooo much better pleeeease #maybe call me a nonce again while you're at it that was fun #i know you're going to cover this mod's ass again and scramble to come up with why saying this shit is fine because yadda yadda blah blah #since you're all incapable of kicking out toxic people the LEAST i can do is let everyone else know what you allow to fester in your space

[spellboundcities]

Been a minute since I've posted a doodle comp have clownery

#these can range anywhere from two days ago to like three months #i draw these fools all the time at this point #my muses......my blorbos if you will....... #local cryptid draws #marble hornets #marble hornets fanart #mh masky #the masked man #jay merrick #mh jay #mh hoody #the hooded man #mh hoodie #mh skully #my beloved #alex kralie #mh alex #jamsky if you squint #is there a ship name for that? ive just been calling it jamsky #rolls off the tongue #shitpost #doodle dump #opaline yellowjackets

[descendantofthesparrow]

"hold on Ben's calling me again, Hi Ben…yes shes okay Ben, yes she's here Ben. No you cannot come see her, its bad luck!" Audrey the Ben wrangler becuase he wants to see his almost wife before the wedding really really badly(rewrite royal wedding/rewrite bal)

og ver

#disney descendants #descendants the royal wedding #Descendants rewrite #yall better appricate the lengths i went to for this one #i edited out all the characters so they weren't just standing behind my versions #that took me forever #i started this 2 years ago now #and i infally finish it two years and 5 days after I started #hahaha #finally #featuring 20 yo dizzy and 23-24 everyone else #Audrey in her groom maids dress #shes on Ben's side but shes with Mal to make sure Ben doesn't be sneaky #pre getting ready outfits #becuase wtf where they all dressed before anything started-Audrey I understood-and Mal was in her bloody RECEPTION DRESS #give her comfy pants and a hoodie #shes wearing Ben's shirt fyi #featuring short haired dizzy with one of my designs for her and red-pants evie~!!! #Audrey's hair is long its just in a side bun away from the cam #its pink at the ends

[shipping1addict]

Some of my beautiful, powerful and slightly deranged OCs.

#the drawings vary in their age #the earliest is from 2 years the newest from two days ago #I need to draw them all at some point #swtor #smuggler #bounty hunter #inquisitor #trooper

[ornithological]

a feral pigeon (columba livia domestica) perched on my arm, ireland

#columbiformes #columbidae #columba #feral pigeon #domestic pigeon #birds #pigeons #birdwatching #bird photography #display flight #this was from a year or two ago but thought i'd post it here lol #NO CLUE at all why it landed on my arm #i've held pigeons before when i have food to tempt them but i didn't that day #it stayed there for about a full minute lmao. i love you random pigeon hope you're doing well <3

[joeythefrog]

I’m very pleased with the quick rise of asshole Crutchie in the newsies fandom even if for the life of me I cannot pinpoint a source. So I have decided to throw my thoughts into the void: the man owns and is never far from a brutal weapon. (in the eyes of teenage boys)

Aka his Crutch, and I know what you might think ‘but he needs that to walk’ yeah maybeeee. We don’t have it confirmed how much he realises on it. And I’ve seen a guy with his leg broken in seven different places running around a classroom beating the shit out of people with a crutch. Plus he could use it sitting to smack the shit out of people.

It seems to be solid wood so it would be hefty, and he’s got to have killer upper arm strength so it would come with a strong swing. Bruises for weeks afterwards. And what are they going to do? Take it? No, and he will use that to his advantage

#crutchie morris #newsies #I’m so proud of the newsies fandom rn #I mean I would love if someone could tell me where the anti infantilised Crutchie rise is coming from #but I’m glad either way #let him be an asshole #I think he deserves it #he will kick your ass #I was terrified when that guy started beating people with the crutch tho #it was all in good fun but the break was only two days ago

[mattodore]

everyone say hi to elias 👋 they enjoy long walks on bloodstained beaches and failing perception checks

#river dipping #bg3 #i've been feeling pretty okay the past few days and it's probably because i'm spending so much time with this fucker #they’re a berserker barbarian drow with a charlatan background #they're a bit cruel and love using deception and intimidation in every available interaction they have #they're actually one of two characters i have but my other character is just for when i get tired of the tank combat #also i want lae'zel and shadowheart to kiss. they're sooo funny when they interact with each other. #...........anyway hello #i'm posting this as a little check in i guess #i might get to my activity feed later today but idk... #...i realize i'm coming online after days of nothing to post abt a completely different video game but kjhnkgh #this is all i have to share atm #actually that's not true i did edit a photo i took of mattodore a few days ago... #i'll post that later #…maybe. #rn i'm just gonna go back to playing bg3 <3 it's fun and distracting #ik i have some asks and mentions to get to but. i rlly am having trouble talking to ppl atm #and like my emotions are kinda distant from my body? so. i feel odd still. #avpd is so frustrating but whatever.

[be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie]

At this point I've been prioritizing asks over my own ideas for so long that my post ideas list is starting to just be words that confuse me. What did I mean? What elaborate post was this going to be? I used to know.

#the spider sully reader story one had been confusing me for weeks now #because i hate reader storys #and then i realized it msutve jsut been a snarky post about me hating reader stories #anyways heres a peak into my brain and my process #right under this screenshot are notes for chapters of stories I have to finish because dear god #that last one though is from two days ago cause i was reading top gun fic again and thinking about the bar scene #god i love a found family top gun fic i could devour them 24/7 all the damn day #there is a military base near my house and it never usually affects life much because it's for research mainly but on my plane back #this week the whole of the us military got on the bus from the airport with me #and one of them had a cowboy hat strapped to his army bag and he told the bus driver they were here from texas and i sIGHED #pulled out my laptop and typed jake hangman seresin into a03 #miles spider socorro #spider socorro #kiri sully #neteyam sully #nocorro #jake sully #tommy sully #miles quaritch #neytiri sully #tuktirey sully #norm spellman #tsu’tey #tsu'tey x norm #trudy chacon #melissa og #melissa on avatar (cameron) #melissa bullshit