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1alchemistart · 7 months
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i was randomly going through a quote generator and it gave me this and i was like yeah. george would prob say this JKSDFJKSDFKL
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rebel-ezra · 5 months
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love how people are remembering that in everyone else's pov percy is described as this scary super powerful demigod and then in his own pov he's thinking stuff like "I wonder if blue mac & cheese will stain my teeth"
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tyxaar · 4 months
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A compiled list of various severe crimes committed by one Mr Scar of the Good Times, exact counts pending. Cannibalism (Multiple counts) War profiteering Trading of Souls Grave robbing Fraud of multiple varieties Racketeering Arson (Like a lot of it) Unethical experimentation Acts of Terror Spiritual possession Contract killing Sale of human remains Ritual sacrifice Oathbreaking Violation of the real life Geneva Convention Deceptive marketing Kidnapping Desecration of a sacred place Whatever tf Area 77 had going on Insider trading Extortion Patricide Matricide Unsafe building practices Holy war Desecration of corpses Market manipulation Treason Tax evasion Murder (Lots and lots) Large-scale extreme vandalism Mass enviromental destruction Political corruption Identity fraud
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nouverx · 1 year
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Vashwood as Katya and Trixie... The sequel
The time it took me to finish this is even more embarrassing
Part one
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imagine-darksiders · 8 months
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When Monty finally gets Y/n into the photobooth.
Based on another potential scenario from my fic On the Ropes :)
Anyway, I'm back home from my 'adventure' and I plan to create a lot more content to make up for slow updates :]
<3 xoxo <3
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emrys-rusts · 2 months
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A traditional lineart-sketch of soft Brian and Jonny propaganda after I successfully infodumped my sister about the mechanisms (she favours Brian!!) Is Brian looking for lice or braiding his hair? We may never know...
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Been playing around with the concept of long haired Jonny a bit, and my impression is that usually jonny doesn't get to grow out his hair much because it gets burnt/pulled/cut off in fights, so when there is a lot of action going on, especially when they are on an adventure lavishing in violence and more violence, it just..stays short. It doesn't help that he barely takes care of it and sheds like crazy (speaking as someone who also sheds hair easely, but I keep it long)
Now, sometimes through the millenia, it takes a bit of time to seek out good violence, so whenever the crew can do nothing else but stay on the aurora, jonnys gets to grow out his hair a bit! He honestly doesnt care enough to cut it off (and noone trusts him with scissors so they dont suggest it) but he still has some sensory issues from time to time, though he doesnt count them as relevant enough. Brian notices though, especially when cuddling, so he usually plays with his hair, pulls it back, all that. Brian generally admires any physical trait about jonnys body, as he doesn't have one of his own (that is his impression of himself at least). Usually there ARE fights between the crew mates that damage jonnys hair still, sometimes enough to have it all short again, or at least charred, but I think during this particular span of time where brian and jonny are comfortable with eachother there just happens to be more time spent cuddling brian than bullying tim! I don't know why I'm putting so much thought into this but the little things matter to me aah
The sketch before the lineart looks like this:
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Just for comparison :) traditional art is PAINFUL
And yes that is Brians coat that Jonny is bundled up in!
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voiceofthesilly · 5 months
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catfight stock photos
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ninjadeathblade · 11 months
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Okay so here's the difference:
Ballister Boldheart - Silly guy, big brown baby eyes, has never done anything wrong, found family™
Ballister Blackheart - Evil scientist vibes, weird tension with Ambrosius, wants a booth at a science fair
The crossover points - Love Ambrosius, hate the Director, low-key adopted Nimona, don't want to kill anyone
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 9 months
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Cultivator and Lawyer, Elle Woods (& Her spiritual dog Bruiser)!
Part 2 (soon)
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braxiatel · 2 years
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Grian: *falls off a bridge*  Scar, for whatever reason not questioning the loud scream he just heard: *follows blindly and immediately falls off the bridge as well*
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spitinsideme · 6 months
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WOAH POMNI !!!! what is she doing to ragatba in such a scandalous position .... so homoerotic
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im sure ragatha will definitely let her know how it feels ... seems like those magazines really gave her a few good pointers
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Jamie pulling up YouTube vids like "Roy Kent being Jamie Tartt's biggest fan for 7 minutes straight" and "11 times Roy Kent looked at Jamie Tartt like he's the second coming" to tease Roy whenever he feels like Roy's getting too growly growly grump stand-offish (or whenever he feels like it, period).
Roy tries to counter by playing "Jamie Tartt being a Roy Kent fanboy part 14" but it doesn't really work because Jamie has. no. fucking. shame. and just goes thanks for the reminder, Coach, I'll be sure to give them some good stuff for part 15 in the presser tomorrow, yeah?
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benevolenterrancy · 2 months
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@hereticcryptid i'm late responding to this prompt, but have a continuation on baxia and hensheng wanting more cuddles than one would normally expect from a spiritual sword!
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corvid--kid · 27 days
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kevin day: yeah so aaron has to go to court (court?! 😳😏😳🥺⁉️❤️❣️?💗💓💕💞💖💛💚💖💛💝💋?) because he murdered a man with an exy racquet
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dragon-subway · 4 months
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Valentine’s Day this Valentine’s Day that— Woa!! Clone ocs be upon ye
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arsenicflame · 3 months
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i could NOT get this out of my head (original)
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