#this is a i have fucking problems album

[straightfromthetorturedpoetsdept]

yall are already trying to paternity test the songs but this album is about HER. fucks sake yall.

#personal #taylor swift #ttpd leak #the tea is fun and shocking but like no this is not a matty album #this is a i am fucking dying from heartbreak here is why album #this is a i have fucking problems album #please yall dont ruin this already.

[ganymedesclock]

Listen, evil villains having terrifying powers is great, don't get me wrong.

But by far the funniest thing is neutral to heroic characters having terrifying powers.

Like you can guess why a malicious sadist who wants to blow up the moon would know power word: peel your skeleton, but why does a random librarian know it?

#incidentally I end up playing this character type a lot in customizable rpgs #because I have major people pleaser problems #but also I delight in being able to use fucked up dark magic #so half the time I'll build my power fantasy horror lich from a death metal album cover #and then they will do the sidequest to make sure ALL the orphans have flower crowns #(the other half of the time they look like Maria from The Sound Of Music until the death magic comes out)

[rotisseries]

I'm so tired of that girl on tiktok saying her song sounds like it belongs in an 80s slasher film it literally doesn't it literally fucking doesn't it literally fucking does not it literally does not fucking sound like it could ever be in an 80s slasher film it doesn't sound like it could be an 80s song AT ALL much less one from a slasher film it sounds like very modern synthwave which is a 2010s 80s nostalgia music genre it does not actually sound 80s at all it sounds like you've never been near an 80s song in your life quite frankly but oh you saw an aesthetic board on pinterest and you know the stranger things soundtrack has synths!! go die

#I support indie artists I support the grind but I cannot fucking stand the way this bitch is promoting her music #I don't even have anything against the song itself I haven't listened to any of it enough to care #but WHY. ARE YOU TRYING TO GASLIGHT ALL OF US ABOUT WHAT THIS SOUNDS LIKE. IT'S SYNTHWAVE JUST CALL IT SYNTHWAVE #IT SOUNDS LIKE SYNTHWAVE THAT'S WHAT IT IS THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH IT #zepotha #<-cause it's related it's about the girl #I don't even have a problem with the fact she's calling the album soundtrack for an 80s horror movie #like that's a cool title for your synthwave album #I have an ISSUE. WITH THE FACT THIS IS THE ONLY THING SHE SAYS IN EVERY SINGLE PROMO POST #IN A DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO GET US TO AGREE WITH HER

[frnkiebby]

you are 90% of my like 75 frank pictures, honestly great please keep them coming because he's so gorgeous and silly

don’t worry bby with the amount of frimages in my to-post album, it’s train isn’t stopping anytime soon.~🎃

#it’s a fuckin problem atp #and i have no intention of solving it #he’s the fucking prettiest #and i will scream about it FOREVER #seriously the album grows on the daily #i love this sm #frnkiebby #anon #frank iero #mcr #frnkiero #mcrmy #frnkie #mcr5 #my chemical romance

[starrynightarchive]

so you're trying to tell me that dazai- "suicide song"- osamu didn't have marina as his top artist on spotify even once. are you hearing yourself.

#no seriously #marina has songs that are so fucked and are the epitome of mental illness #esp from family jewels and electra heart #(and most probably more but those two albums are what i listen to religiously) #all her lyrics are so openly concerning. like. there's no flowery metaphor or subtlety #it's an open call for help #but all the songs are catchy as fuck. upbeat. something that doesn't make you think hey. this is sad as hell #sounds like someone you know? #“maybe it is all a test/ cause I feel like I'm the worst/ so i act like i'm the best.” #"I know exactly what I want and who I want to be/I know exactly why I walk and talk like a machine/I'm now becoming my self-fulfilled proph #“it's my problem if I have no friends and feel I want to die” #i can keep going all day #bsd #dazai osamu

[synthaphone]

so there's a Stop Making Sense cover album coming out in honor of the movie's 40th anniversary, and i listened to the preview tracks that are out, and the best thing about it so far, for me, is that its reminded me that Girlfriend is Better is a really fucking good song

#i think girl in red's cover is fun but whenever i listen to it i have to listen to the original afterwards and be like DAMN!!! #i don't really like that she jumps into the chorus and 'stop making sense' parts early- kind of messes with the build up of the song for me #the original track is so killer. a song of all time #nothing is better than that!!! #i need a text post tag #i love MUSIC!!!! AAAAAAA (as a casual listener... i don't know like. any fucking music theory or terminology) #the thing about most of the tracks out for the cover album so far #is that they're like. not really very transformative?? they're very straightforward #so hayley williams is obviously having fun and doing a fine job singing burning down the house #but also its like. this isn't bringing anything new to the table for me... very listenable though. burning down the house!!!! #meanwhile in the little preview she's done; miley cyrus is sure putting a spin on psycho killer. but i don't like it #very excited for the full album to drop because i want to hear what kevin abstract does with once in a lifetime #and i love the national but i'm kinda like. can they do anything interesting with Heaven? i hope so! but i'm kinda expecting to be let down #like they'll just cover it straight and it'll be like. yep that sure is the national covering heaven by talking heads #im hoping they'll add something fun with drums... it'd dramatically change the vibe of the song but like. i like the national's drums #at the end of the day i think part of the problem is that talking heads are a tough act to follow

[sunmisbf]

sunmisbf/sunmi divorce arc

#i’d rather she release an album w 13 songs n disappear for 3 years than release 1 single every year but whatever #i hope she’s happy staying w that deadbeat ass company that did nothing for her except kill her ambition n convince her she’s nothing #compared to boy groups #the need to stay relevant n popular in the kpop industry is like shackles keeping her tied down #sunmi who cares!!!!! release what u want!!!!!! #she’s never releasing a full album or even mini albums like it’s over #n of course seungyoun has to be in the middle of mandatory enlistment rn like 😭 fuck my stupid gay life #anyways it’s not even that serious but i have real problems so i like to pretend everything wrong w my life is bc of this one specific thing #.txt

[munsons-mutiny]

Okay hear me out, we know the blood protection on Harry was real because Quirrel burned in Sorcerer’s Stone right? But we also know this was overcome in Goblet of Fire when he took Harry’s blood to resurrect himself. From that moment on did the blood protection even have an effect? Like Voldemort could’ve and almost did kill him in the graveyard that night. So what protection was it really offering??

More importantly all the times we did see it work, were while Harry was at school far away from Petunia and any other possible blood relative. So what the hell was the point of Harry returning to the Dursleys every summer and being treated like trash??? I’m not convinced the blood protection offered anything substantial past Goblet of Fire, or that Petunia being close to him was ever a prerequisite for it. Especially since the whole the protection breaks when he comes of age thing is weak at best, and logically unsound at worst.

So what if it the protection really was useless past Goblet of Fire and Dumbledore sent Harry back to the Dursleys as a control move. Harry had to be malleable and thankful towards Dumbledore, reminding him what Dumbledore and Hogwarts saved him from is a sure fire way to accomplish that. In fact Dumbledore is the only one who seemed to benefit from the Dursley’s and Harry’s continued association. It certainly wasn’t beneficial for the Dursley’s who ended up in witness protection (should’ve been prison but here we are) and had their son attacked by dementors. But Dumbledore begged.

Heck I think we all know in Prisoner of Azkaban that Dumbledore could’ve saved Sirius if he wanted to, could’ve used penisieve, or versuitium, with his numerous ministry contacts to fix the situation.

Yet he didn’t. He let Sirus be a fugitive, and then even kept him under house arrest and isolated him from Harry. All while using how thankful they were towards him to keep them following his orders.

This all applies to Lupin as well, who should’ve been next in line to take Harry once Sirus was in prison. But after running missions for the order that fractured his relationship with his best friends because he couldn’t tell them anything. After sacrificing everything he had to do what Dumbledore asked of him. He was sent on his way to figure it out for himself. He was poor and unable to find employment, and Dumbledore didn’t care until he needed him to teach at Hogwarts. And really only needed him to do so as another pawn against Sirus due to their past friendship (relationship fight me). Even when he ends up quitting he tells Harry it’s because Dumbledore has done enough for him. Like he’s still indebted to him for even allowing him to go to Hogwarts in the first place.

This got off topic and turned into generic Dumbledore bashing, but the point is Dumbledore is not above manipulating people with underhanded tactics, and people feeling they owe him is his favorite. He absolutely would’ve kept sending Harry back to the Dursleys despite the abuse simply because it kept Harry indebted to him. He would’ve minimized Sirus’ relationship with Harry and made sure that Harry couldn’t leave the Dursley’s for one reason or another. I think it may just all be another way Dumbledore moved everyone around like chess pieces, and is another way he could’ve been a giant piece of shit.

In summary fuck Dumbledore all my homies hate Dumbledore.

And JK too, that TERF would write a story glorifying Dumbledore and Sn*pe like they were anything other that flaming hot piles or garbage.

#this is not a Harry Potter blog #except for when it is #and tbf usually when it is it’s Wolfstsr related #which did sneak into my argument because I have a problem and it’s Remus Lupin #Harry Potter #Remus Lupin #sirus black #wolfstar #Dumbledore #anti dumbledore #dumbledore bashing #albums dumbledore #fuck jkr

[earlgreybocchan]

I want a Soobin and Beomgyu unit of them singing something miserable at each other :(

#sorry i am still annoyed by how the yeonbin unit shook out #see the tags on my song link however many days ago for The Lore. #but like a unit sexy song is so DRY for me like red lights covered that you know and it doesn't fit them as good as they execute it #it doesn't fit the concept of the album at all and it feels like it's getting so much attention and hype for something boring #the songs are also way too fucking short and i still feel like beomgyu doesn't get enough lines and the length is exacerbating the problem #i feel like even within the fanbase people are sleeping on most of the members :( #even though i did see a tweet that said they would never do a soogyu unit bc that meant they would have to give both of them more than 2... #...second lines 😭 #i do really like this album and all of the members obviously like i am so proud of all of them #every single member has really come into their own vocally this album especially and i just wish hybe would change 5000 things. #don't mind me

[seokmattchuus]

Mnet, it's not too late to give out three planet passes during the final and letting the group be a true boys*one. There's too much talent, it's what we deserve

#dumb fuck ted talk #you can't look me in the eye and tell me i'm wrong #if kepler had three more spots i might have stanned #not really but i would have bought albums for photocards #it counts. kinda #but anyways #bepler needs 12 because i can't just have nine 😭 #boys planet #boys planet problems

[lyssafreyguy]

howdy doo neighborino.

#i'm transferring and organizing my switch's album #because i have a FUCKING problem and it got too full lmao

[kiki-strike]

god help the girl may be completely inaccurate and implausible but in terms of musicals about being trapped in residential it’s probably the funnest i think. or maybe only. idk.

“pretty when the wind blows, i love my tree in autumn, like i love my tree in winter, like i love my tree in summer. they put me in a room and i thought of you in autumn, and i’m sad i won’t see you again.” like yeah. that’s it. i’m gonna stare at the same tree for a year, gain an emotional attachment to it, and lose my emotional attachments to my old friends after a season and never see them again. and of course you can’t run away from involuntary to go start a band and then it works out like in the movie but MAN would that be nice

#also the fucking line. ‘i sit for hours waiting for his phone call. i’ll leave the chocolate hidden in the fridge.’ yes💕me also #i have nothing better to do than stare at the landline for hours and i’m going to sneakily throw out the food you sent me #cass in eating jail this album got me through (and watching ttb EVERY DAY FOR MONTHS) when they thought i was going to zoom aa meetings #(cass memorizing ttb) RECOVER THIS #i’m sorry i’m not a person anymore i’m a problem 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡 #ed tw #psych ward tw #god help the girl

[mythical-illusions]

Lol someone please send help

(Don't you dare I'm living my best life)

#me? having a problem? nah. #unreal unearth #hozier what have you done to me #never trust an Irishman who can sing #i cant tell if this album is healing me or rooting into my problems deeper #either is a okay with me #live laugh love hozier #i FUCKING LOVE THIS ALBUM AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[spoondeficiency]

“She would have made such a lovely bride, 

What a shame she’s fucked in the head.” 

#Kitsey Barbour #The Goldfinch #Champagne problems #this is her and theos song #honestly the whole evermore album is very them #Kitsey would listen to taylor swift #This could also easily be Theo #He would have made such a lovely groom what a shame hes fucked in the head #I think she's going to miss Theo even though she was never in love with him #yes those are his mothers earrings

[theamazingannie]

Me before tour began: Honestly, all I need is Cruel Summer and august and I will be fine with whatever else she chooses.

Me after seeing the set list: Wait where’s x???😭

#taylor swift #eras tour #i will never be satisfied #but for real I got such a big list of my desired surprise song #i cant decide which one I want #but she fed us with Evermore #and starting with miss Americans???😭😭😭 #Im so fucking psyched I’m about to buy the outrageous tickets on stub hub right NOW #i at least got my top two songs PLUS champagne problems to scream that bridge #AND both ready for it and don’t blame me #AND atw10mv of course #but tbh she could play the 8 seconds of static and I would still cry out of pure joy #I’ve been skipping the videos (just wanted the set list) but from what I’ve seen her outfits are STUNNING #i legit cant wait Im about to fly to Las Vegas just do i don’t have to wait until June #tho my outfit isn’t ready just yet #i got eight albums repped I just need folklore and midnights #midnights shouldn’t be hard cuz I really just need something sparkly/bedazzled (aka bejeweled) #but i have no idea what to do for folklore #(minus my nails and the gems I’m gonna put on my face) #i was thinking getting a cardigan but that seems too warm to wear to a concert #and Im thinking of getting a sparkly jacket for midnights #we’ll see #I’ll figure it out #i am nothing If not determined when it comes to finding the perfect costume

[jlf23tumble]

jennm what did u think of the leaked songs ?? from what I've gathered 2 of them are old ones (all along and the way I do I think ) and u can kind of tell but damn they are all bops!

I LOVE THEM, I think all three are bops, and I'm dying to know the timeline, like, *are* any of them old??? If so, bummer they didn't make the first album (I can think of a couple to swap), but if they're new, WOWEEE, I can't wait to hear the whole thing, these lyrics holy fuck! My leak pal says at least one sounds like it could have been on the OC (all of Harry's House sounds that way to her as well, and look how far he rode that tiktok train, we're curious to see if a similar thing will happen for Louis as the music definitely works for it)

#louis tomlinson #POINTS WERE MADE #these lyrics! #sayin' it again! #i saw the funniest fucking thing from the weirdos in the 'they never broke up' camp #something like okay they might have taken a break but the key thing is that it wasn't serious hashtag they never broke up #and what the fuck is it with gold-star larr nation that they can't just deal with the concept of people breaking up and making up #like that is not a crime or weird or anything at all #it's DEEPLY fascinating to me that it has to be like that for them #when you have two albums of louis very much saying on multiple songs that he fucked things up (paraphrasing) #but it's working out #like what????? #is the problem with that??? #(it's another reason I'm curious about the writing timeline because these two aren't locked in a box #lots of things change all the time--i don't know shit for shit but i know THAT shit for real)