Hello Mr. Gaiman,
I was wondering if you ever interact with another famous author/tumblr extraordinaire/unpaid coffee company intern that tends to circle many of the same spheres of the internet and fandom that you do. I believe he goes by the name of John Green.
I’m a big fan of the both you, your works, and your internet presence and think a collaboration in any form between the two of you would possible overwhelm the world.
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Thoughts on selkie jason todd?
SELKIE
Look I’m a sucker for mythological creatures and selkies hold a soft spot in my heart (although I get anger issues reading the og myths most of the time because literally the number of people that considered it okay to steal the selkie’s seal skin and then had the audacity to be sad when the selkie found it and LEFT is frankly astounding, like, bro).
But Selkie!Jason is such a sweet concept I’m just gonna list some headcanons below 💚
Remember Jason’s red hoodie? That’s his seal skin. Living on the streets, the only truly secure place for him to keep it was on him. And the first time Alfred took it to wash it (not realizing what it is) he went downright feral thinking Bruce was trying to trap him. The hoodie was returned to Jason posthaste, but Bruce and Alfred simply assumed that Jason was so protective of it because his mom gave it to him or something.
Once Jason gets used to the manor he takes to safely stashing his seal skin in his room. Bruce and Alfred held to their promise of never going inside without their permission, so he finally relaxed after a couple tense months.
Bruce finds out about Jason’s Selkie heritage by accident when Jason sneaks out of his room at night to take a dip in the pools deep inside the cave system running below the manor. Bruce panics when Jason goes inside and doesn’t come back up for air for several minutes and dives in after him. Only to come face to face with a wide eyed baby seal.
It takes forever for Bruce, Dick, and Alfred to find Jason in the cave systems afterwards. Dick manages to coax him out by pretending to drown until there’s suddenly a little seal pup nudging him back towards the surface.
All the cuddles. Have you seen baby seals? They are ADORABLE.
Jason ends up feeling safe enough to just— leave his seal skin lying around the manor. At first it’s a test, to see what the others will do now that they know. But everyone either pointedly ignores it or picks it up to hand it back to him if they need the space. Eventually Jason even allows it maintain its natural form of actual seal skin instead of a disguised hoodie or jacket.
When Jason dies, his seal skin is still lying on the armchair in Bruce’s study where left it. Nobody dares to touch or move after Jason’s death. Bruce cannot bear to bury it with his son.
(When Jason comes back he thinks Bruce stole his skin)
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What is something about lesbian sex you wish someone had told you?
Your hand/wrist will start cramping, and it will hurt like a bitch. You just gotta push through (no pun intended)
It doesn't matter how closely they shave. You will end up with a little "mustache" of redness on your upper lip after going down on your girl.
Just because you're a lesbian doesn't mean you don't need lube.
Jaw cramps are a thing
Don't be afraid to breathe during oral sex.
Just because you have the same body parts doesn't mean they like the same things. Everyone is different. Don't pretend you know someone when you don't.
YOU CAN STILL SPREAD STDs EVEN WITH YOUR FINGERS.
Cut your nails.
Sex isn't only about penetration.
If you're really self-conscious about making a mess, try putting a few towels (or six) down first.
Virginity is a made-up concept.
Yeast infections are super common with new partners so don’t be afraid to go to urgent care.
Don't fake moans or fake an orgasm. They'll think you like what they're doing and they'll do it forever, which will only leave you unsatisfied.
Keep a tall glass of hot water on by the bedside and keep the dildo dipped in it until you're ready to go.
Love and sex are two completely different things.
Porn is not a good place to learn how to pleasure a clit but if they want you to run their clit like you’re scrubbing a frying pan, do it.
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I’m glad to live in an era where A:TLA trends on tumblr for no apparent reason.
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I did another one c:
YALL GO FOLLOW VKTA RIGHT NEOWWW
VKTA I SAW YOUR MESSAGE LAST NIGHT AND I WAS TOO SLEEPY TO RESPOND BUT AUGHH
In case you couldn't tell by now I love love love the asian Gangle headcanon... I am asian,,, seeing something similar to my culture makes me soooo hehehehe she looks so cute here... She looks so cute here WUAGSHSB
Gangle why are you being so pleasant heheanskwnzbxpwpwudtvacznqee /pos WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING LADY
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