#this is such a snotlout thing-

[ziggityzigg]

Me: *sucking on a jollyrancher*

///: “You don’t eat those?”

Me: “I don’t bite, i suck.”

Me: *Realizes*

“OH, SHIT- NO- NOT LIKE THAT-“

This happened… AT SCHOOL.

I was blushing so badly, to the point my face was red and my friends were laughing at me about it.

Ah, i say dumb shit that sounds dirty randomly.

#i hate myself for that #jollyranchers are better when I don’t chew #this is such a snotlout thing-

[spacenintendogs]

fishlegs & the bitches he pulled with his autistic swag

#httyd #fishlegs ingerman #ruffnut thorston #heather the unhinged #snotlout jorgenson #dagur the deranged #hiccup haddock #yea i added dagur ur gonna tell me he doesn't have a thing for nerds? #🌹 art #httyd fanart #rufflegs #heathlegs #fishlout #hicclegs #daglegs

[hiccupbutpurple]

A second one cause I can’t sleep

#I wasnt bothered to put all the things that stress Hiccup so I just put life #I was gonna list things and realised it was a losing battle #it’s Viggo’s ghost tho but the rest are alive #httyd memes #httyd #rtte #hiccup haddock #dagur the deranged #viggo grimborn #ruffnut thorston #tuffnut thorston #snotlout jorgenson #fishlegs ingerman #astrid hofferson #johann httyd #hiccstrid #them being tired parents lol #heather the unhinged

[ashleybenlove]

Snotlout is COMPLETELY surrounded by Hookfang's body in this scene in A Gruff Separation.

Thinking of this:

#ashleybenlove posts #how to train your dragon #Race to the Edge #season 6 #A Gruff Separation #httyd2 #hookfang #snotlout #hiccup #toothless #hiccup and toothless #otp: we can do this. you and me. as one. #it's such a small thing and Snotlout's pretty safe (though Gruffnut is there and no one likes him) but it's so sweet

[rosiethedragongeek]

the gang has such chaotic energy they are ALL the dumbest member they are ALL the biggest nerd they are ALL the silliest ones and they all do this in completely different ways

#they're all muttonheads #and none of them realize that they themselves are dumb silly nerds #but they all know that each OTHER are all of those things #if that makes sesne #their dynamic just makes me so happy #they bounce off each other so well they have such good banter and back and forth and stuff #i just love them #they balance each others strengths and weaknesses so GOOD #hiccup horrendous haddock iii #hiccup haddock #hiccup #astrid hofferson #astrid #snotlout jorgenson #snotlout #fishlegs ingerman #fishlegs #tuffnut thorston #tuffnut #ruffnut thorston #ruffnut #httyd gang #httyd ot6 #rtte gang #rtte ot6 #how to train your dragon #riders of berk #defenders of berk #race to the edge #httyd

[wickedcriminal]

yo!

First of all, I love your art and the half-brothers AU is Absolutely Phenomenal

Second of all, I understand if you're still kind of on break from it so take this question at your own pace. Or don't answer it at all. You don't owe me anything.

And thirdly, I'm curious how book 2 might play out in the half-brothers au. Book Alvin is pretty fixated on Grimbeard the Ghastly's heir ("an heir for a hand", and all that). Would he be able to identify Younger Hiccup as Grimbeard's heir, or would he just kind of figure since there are two Hiccups who are both descendants of Grimbeard (and who both have a dragon named "Toothless") he should kill them both just to be safe? (and in that case, how would he end up with a vendetta against Younger Hiccup specifically?)

at any rate, thank you for reading and I hope you have an awesome day!

Thank you so much for your kind words!! I was having a hard time for a while, but I'm feeling much better recently <3 This is an excellent ask!!

Stoick being the connecting figure between Elder and Younger, that does indeed make them both candidates to be Grimbeard's heir! (Same goes for Snotlout and Adelaide, who are also part Chucklehead's line through Baggybum the Beerbelly!)

As Stoick's firstborn and the official heir to Berk, Alvin has his eyes set on Elder in the beginning as The Guy he needs to Eliminate, and since Snotlout is the one who will become heir to Berk if Elder dies, Minicup is barely even on the table. The idea that it's actually Minicup who is his proper rival isn't even considered until they end up in the underwater cavern together and Baby Tooth is the one who sniffs out Grimbeard's real treasure.

The events of How to be a Pirate carry out as usual, with Snotlout finding the chest, though neither brother gets the chance to declare themselves heir when Alvin asks. Minicup and Little Fish end up in Grimbeard's cavern with Alvin, where Alvin comes to the conclusion that this Hiccup is the one who's going to prove a problem to him.

In the stories that come after, Elder is more of an afterthought, and Alvin will only think to get rid of him if he starts asserting his place in the Arm's Race for the Crown. (Same goes for the Jorgensens!)

Elder doesn't even want to be heir of Berk, let alone Grimbeard! Younger doesn't exactly have a choice in the matter since Fate Itself is the one dumping Lost Things into his hands 😔 As long as Elder doesn't start gunning to be king, Alvin will leave him alone.

For the time being.

(Spoilers for the last book below vv)

Poor Fishlegs

#half brothers au #httyd #httyd books #httyd au #my art #book 9 is where elder's candidacy becomes harmful to him as alvin feels the need to take him out before the sword competition #elder going missing is what spurs younger into looking for the crown in the first place #snotlout also attempts to triple cross alvin in books 9-11 by becoming an alvinsman to find the lost things #where he would then snatch them from Alvin and become king himself #in the last book elder will try to become king in earnest when he thinks minicup is dead and is almost killed for his trouble #its a whole thing

[nightcorecarseatheadrest]

#DARKWEB #GAY #POTION

#sorry I’m drawing stupid things instead of actual things #man #(head in hands) #I do think this is funny tho #four draws tag #snotlout jorgensen #httyd snotlout #fishlegs ingerman #httyd fishlegs #fishlout #snotlegs #httyd funny #httyd meme

[saturnniidae]

Trans!Hiccup later in life becoming more confident in himself and coming to terms with the fact knowing how to and doing things traditionally viewed as 'feminine' doesn't make him any less of a man my beloved.

He canonically knows how to sew. Like his attempted cover was he was 'making outfits' so why not? He definitely made his own armor, he probably makes his own clothes when he has the time. He said he wanted to he a 'bread making viking' (and yes i knoe it was a hasty lie but hear me out) so I'd like to think he knows at least how to bake and probably how to cook as well. And he enjoys these things and indulged in them when he's able to.

#i love when trans people are able to accept that their hobbies being viewed as something related to their agab doesnt make them #any less valid i understand its not for everyone but if youre able to reconcile with that kind of thing you will genuinely be better for it #this goes for snotlout as well (he is also trans!)l #in rtte he knows how to sew #also i hc that astrid is trans and has a very complicated relationship with gender due to how committed she is to being a warrior #shes a girl but never really learned to do any kind of 'traditionally feminine' things other than hair braiding #and though she'd never want to be a housewife she feels as though she missed out on some kind of core childhood experience #shes a lost cause at cooking but hiccup offered to teach her to sew and its something they work on together in their free time :) #httyd #trans hiccup #rtte #trans hiccup haddock #httyd headcanon #hiccup haddock #trans headcanon #hiccup horrendous haddock iii #transgender #moth.txt

[shima-draws]

Rewatching HTTYD 2 and RTTE made me realize how badly they fucked everyone over in HTTYD 3. Like. Did they just look at all their character development and go “Yeah, we can flush this down the drain”, or

#Shima speaks #It's so bad. It's SO bad #I mean arguably the characterization in HTTYD 2 needs work as well but like. #We got the MAJORITY of the character development in the TV series so it's fair they can't really express all of that in the films #But like. Even the difference between 2 and 3. They reduced all the dragon riders to be comedic relief #And it makes me SO sad #Especially Snotlout and Fishlegs #And don't even get me STARTED on how they totally bungled Valka's character #Lies down #Thinking about HTTYD 3 makes me so angry. God dammit. #They had ONE JOB #Putting aside all of my regular complaints about 3 there's still SO much more that's wrong with it #Grinding my teeth banging on the walls pulling my hair out etc #HTTYD #Sorry lmao just. Watching the first two films and the series really puts things into perspective of how bad the third film is #I cannot. I cannae #How To Train Your Dragon

[a-celestial-dream]

🌈✨The Dragon Riders as quotes my friends/family and I have said ✨🌈:

Astrid: you have to be an idiot to dry drown

Snotlout: well maybe I am an idiot, I’m not the smartest bomb in the freaking army

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Tuff: ‘Runnith thy pockets’ not a chance you scallywag

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Ruff: sometimes I don’t say anything just because I wanna see how far it’ll go

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Snotlout: don’t ask me what I want if you don’t want what I want

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Hiccup: It’s weird, that’s why I thought you would’ve done it

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Tuff: you can’t bark if you can’t breathe

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(Modern au)

Hiccup(talking about Gobber): I’m glad he didn’t run over your bike

Astrid: yeah, he seems like he would do that accidentally. Like when he rolled over your foot with the car. Twice.

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(Modern au)

Snotlout: are you gonna finish the coffee that’s in the fridge

Hiccup: i need those for my meds tonight, muttonhead. Leave my crap alone

Snotlout: ok bro, jesus

Hiccup: don’t bring the lord into this

(Should I do more???)

#a celestial dream #tumblr #httyd #humor #incorrect quotes #hiccup how to train your dragon #httyd astrid #tuffnut thorston #ruffnut thorston #httyd snotlout #these are all things my friends my family and I have said

[westwindy1]

fic where things didn't turn out 'just fine' and snotlout got blown into chunks

#this is the only thing i remember from that episode and idk if it's even right #do not correct me #httyd #how to train your dragon #hiccup horrendous haddock ii #snotlout jorgenson #horror fic where hiccup just slowly gets everone sent to the next life

[ziggityzigg]

I used my photo for this lol

#i still have the darn thing on #lol #httyd #snotlout jorgenson #art

[spacenintendogs]

For the art requests!! Snotlout playing with Hookfang maybe <333

him sniff snoff sneff

#i restarted this with diff ideas like 5 times and this one turned out the best 😭 i'm sowwee #i just think it's cute bc the dragons have such big nostrils &i think abt how dogs & cats sniff things #& it's like. enrichment for them #and with the dragons big ol nostrils they can jsur snif snkff sniff snif snoof snig #snotlout fell into a bush of blackberries <3 #after hookfang launched him off #& snotlout was gonna yell at him but then hookfang started just sniffing him and it tickles <3 #httyd #hookfang #snotlout jorgenson #httyd fanart #🌹 art #doodle requests #artinandwritin #mona tag #i love uuu #also maybe hookfang us about to slap snotlout down with his paw (talons?) l #lol

[iam-tryingmybest]

one thing I love about rtte is how little they try to make the snotlout/ fishlegs / ruffnut love triangle make sense

they really were just like “ no actually we want you to be confused by this <3”

#like up until this point fishlegs is in love with heather #and there is like no reasoning why his feelings would change #and Snotlout had that thing with a wing maiden #( even though I wish it had just been mutual respect instead of ending in a kiss ) #and I know ruffnut loves the chaos but they literally had an episode #dedicated to her not wanting a romantic relationship besides to benefit off of #idk IT MAKES NO SENSE #to me they are all best friends who are doing it as a joke #to like mock hiccup and Astrid making out in the middle of a wedding or something #idk what do I know #httyd #how to train your dragon #rtte #httyd ruffnut #httyd snotlout #httyd fishlegs #ruffnut thorston #snotlout jorgenson #fishlegs ingerman

[midnightcoffes]

I want to write a whole essay abt how Snotlouts in the book and in the movie because they look so different but are essentially alike each other.......

#httyd books #httyd #how to train your dragon #book snotlout #httyd snotlout #book snot is definitely worst #but there are many things on the book who arent talked in the movies who were also worst #like #throw your runt babie in the sea to die ?? #but alright

[rosiethedragongeek]

Hc that Snotlout and Astrid spar and race all the time (especially during and after RTTE) because they’re both so combat inclined and competitive (especially when it comes to each other) and it’s a kinda bonding time for them

#they learn each other’s techniques and use them in fights later #aside from shit talking one another though they don’t even talk about it #they just pick these things up from each other #astrid hofferson #astrid #snotlout jorgenson #snotlout #astrid and snotlout #snotlout and astrid #astrid & snotlout #snotlout & astrid #how to train your dragon #riders of berk #defenders of berk #race to the edge #httyd #rob #dob #rtte #rosie's httyd brainrot