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tafuturepsy · 2 years
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Do you imagine like, Peter introducing Tony to Brooklyn 99 ? The wild shit that would ensue would be amazing :
Peter would be obsessed with it, and obviously quoting the show on a daily basis with Ned. Eventually, he would start cracking b99 jokes while he works in the lab with Tony, with one here and there. Tony wouldn't pay attention, thinking it's just another weird joke of the kid (plus he's sleep-deprived).
But as the lab days pass, Peter would quote the show more and more, because the new season is coming out soon so he and Ned just binge watch it non-stop. After a while, Tony's definetly not sleep-deprived brain would click. He would ask Peter where all these jokes come from, because there's definetly something going on and he doesn't like being left out of the loop. Peter would go red and start rambling : "oh, it's just uh.. you know.. there's this show that Ned and I really like, I mean not only us, there's like so many people who love it, but anyways, it's about cops in brooklyn and they are like all super cool, there's this detective who always has big knifes and stuff, and there's another one who loves weird food, and this big sargeant played by Terry Crews who loves yogurt and-"
Tony would stop him, and ask the name of the show. "Oh. Uh, it's Brooklyn 99". Tony would then get up from his stool, walk up to Peter and say "how about we go in the living room and put it on then ? If you're to quote it all the time, I might as well be able to understand what you're saying". Peter would get really excited, and they would go in the living room to watch it.
Tony would be mostly curious, because why the hell was Peter so obsessed with Terry Crews eating weird yogurt with a big knife ? After a short reflexion, maybe he should go pick up a coffee before starting the show.
After a few episodes, it would turn out that Tony just LOVES it, because there is so much sass in this show, but there's also the same kind of humor that Peter has (and he loves the kids' stupid jokes, not that he would stop rolling his eyes at them though), so he is completely conquered.
Gina is definetly his favorite, which Peter had guessed because she's literally the feminin version of Tony, to which Tony totally agrees. He would then say to Peter that he is a mix of Jake and Boyle, because he always has stupid ideas, he's messy but also clumsy and caring for everyone (but he mostly has stupid ideas). After that, they would try to find who is who in the show and debate over that (Peter says that Rhodey is Rosa because he is super badass and has a ton of weapons on the suit and always has good plans).
They end up binge watching the whole first season that day, and they really have a lot of fun. When May calls Peter because it's late and he needs to come home, Tony says that they can watch season 2 next time, to which Peter immediatly agrees. So this is how a new ritual starts, in which Peter would come to the tower to work in the lab with Tony for a few hours before they would go in the living room to watch b99.
Tony ends up quoting the show in the lab as well, which makes the lab sessions even funnier to the both of them. Sometimes, Tony quotes the show when he is with Rhodey or Pepper, so they end up catching up on the show as well because Tony and Peter barely speak in something other than b99 references at this point and they don't understand a thing of what they are saying.
In the end, they just have b99 binge watch nights all together, with May and Peter staying over. They even make game nights based on the show, like they sort a case they have to solve, and each one impersonates a character as they try to solve the case the way the squad would in the show. Obviously they mess around a lot, while perfectly staying in character, and it can take a lot of time to solve the case but they just have so much fun all together that it's even better that way.
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