#too close to life

[littlepawz]

Umm...I shouldn’t laugh, but...

#men vs women #mansplaining #men giving advice #LOL #sad but true #I shouldn't laugh #Dear John #humour #too close to life #Men are from Mars #adult humour #advice columns

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 283

Now Jason would like it known that there was no mpreg situation going on. He isn’t even sure where people got that idea in the first place. Sure, he had taken a few Cores from the goons-in-white who had dared to set up in his turf. 

And sure maybe the excess energy from the pit (no wonder he’d been so irritable) was what said baby halfas (Okay, so they’re half human? Alright) had used to reform. And maybe the oldest is visibly less than a year old. 

But there Was No Mpreg Situation! He is this close to shooting someone! It was annoying (and slightly amusing) when it was just his goons, but now the Bats have seemingly got it in their heads! Dear Gotham it’s a good thing he’s not planning on like, ever revealing who he is because he would never be able to live this rumor down. 

[Winged Ghosts Au too, that seems to be getting lost in reblogs when it's just in the tags lol]

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Prompts #Winged Ghosts Au #Halfa Jason #Halfa Trio #Dad Hood #He is *This* close to pulling a heads in duffel bag 2 Electric Boogaloo #Hood’s Merry Men are concerned for their half-human teen-dad crime lord #Look if you tell someone there was no other parent they’re gonna ask questions #Crime Alley: This is our strange cryptid mom-person and we shall protect him #Star Core Jason #Space Core Danny #Life Core Sam #Storm Core Tucker #Jason was too panicked/sleep deprived when they first reformed to stop the initial rumors #Yes the tiny halfas can feed on his ecto as long as they’re close enough #He Was going to find them a good home but they’ve Bonded & he’s not sure if the GIW are still around #The goons are doing their best to keep the bats from their teen-mom crimelord #who when sleep deprived sometimes mutters about labs and beatings and warehouses and- #There are many misunderstandings

[frstk]

Best Served Cold VS Best Served Hot

#dead plate #vincent charbonneau #rody lamoree #about how their ways of life and all their bad decisions eventually leads to nothing #somehow id like to imagine Vince passing away rather peacefully #like a dead dove lying in snow made of ashes #it's not true tho #and Rody still has too many regrets #this guy aint going with his eyes closed

[fudgecake-charlie]

In no way canon to secret life whatsoever, i just wanted to draw a background in aggie and felt self indulgent

cropped ver:

#secret life smp #slsmp #desert duo #grian #goodtimeswithscar #what can i say. i'm insane about them right now #the wheelchair is so not accurate (the seat is too short) BUT i had a fun time referencing this e-trike wheelchair so idm lol #aggie.io my beloved <3 #no close ups— too small to put real detail into the characters but its ok i've already put around three hours into this thing somehow #art out the oven #edit: added a cropped version actually i was lying /lh not a closeup but still

[avephelis]

theo your rolls too tough your swag too different they'll kill you...

#HOW havent i posted art of him before he's been my favourite since DAY ONE theo nation im so sorry... #the suckening #jrwi #just roll with it #theo collins #jrwi soda #avepharts #the suckening spoilers #only if you look too close but still #he is literally my goat that's my BOY. that's my BOY RIGHT THERE. BLESSED IN ACTUAL REAL LIFE BY HOMOSEXUALITY. #didnt draw the back of his jacket cape but it probably has the dangs on it and the old demons + fangs logos in patches #didnt feel like drawing it lol #also i like to think post-11 he only wears silver jewellery

[fizpup]

*boops you* *boops you* *boops you* *b-

#having the time of my life rn #happy april fools everyone #fiz #gif #boop #don't look at this too closely animation is not my forte

[toomanywordsnllines]

Sometimes... the world can be a little too much.

#cod #call of duty #cod mw2 #call of duty modern warfare 2 #call of duty ghost #simon ghost riley #manysart #manyrambles #vent in the tags beware #drew a little ghost to see if it made me feel a little better and it did... maginarly... #I have been having the roughest month (roughest year reallly) of my life mental wise... #I feel so drained everything is too much everything is too little #it's like my brain is covered in static and not the good kind #I'm exausted mentally #my nerves feel rubbed raw #feels like I'm so close to snapping #I don't even know why I'm like this that's why it's so frustrating #now I'm gonna work on my assigment that does involve soap so that makes me a little happy #personal stuff yee haw

[newttxt]

i was talking extensively with a friend about reiju’s delicate balance of caring/emotionless and her relationship with sanji

#dont look too closely or u WILL see that i drew this cold and sloppy #hopefully its legible #uhhhhh anyway. she does genuinely want sanji to have a good and safe life! #but she doesnt understand how to factor in what he WANTS from life. #and she certainly doesnt trust him to make his own decisions regarding said life #in her mind i think she sees her muted emotions as a strength. she thinks she can make unbiased choices for him #her idea of Best Possible Life would make him MISERABLE #the end #one piece #sanji #vinsmoke reiju

[leo-bandito]

Assorted half-life doodles ……

#Gordons rlly fun 2 draw . Goobie kinda guy #Don’t look at th hev suit too closely I’m making it up as I go 🫶 #putting him in my pocket . #I have an Alyx doodle sumwhere too but I couldn’t find her. Sorry women #gordon freeman #barney calhoun #hl #hl1 #hl2 #half life 2 #half life #freehoun #valve #barneyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy….. aaaaouuuuuuuuuuuu…….. starts screaming #putting th hl protags in my pocket and keeping them safe 5evar

[turtleblogatlast]

I think a lot about Leo’s tendency to push his way into the spotlight despite clearly being a natural in the shadows. Hell, you could argue that his worst moments are when he’s forcing himself onstage, and his best are when he does things no one notices until it’s already been done.

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rottmnt headcanons #rise leo #His aptitude with subterfuge sleight of hand stealth and speed really push how being a ninja really comes naturally to him. #it’s arguable that his desperation for the spotlight and validation is an act of subterfuge against himself #note that when he’s offered a job as a mascot he’s fine being unknown #when he and splinter win the battle nexus Leo immediately says ‘they love YOU pops’ #idk I think so much about how good a ninja Leo is #and how much his persona is more an actor #Leo as a tot is shown a natural skill at katana too so hear me out- #every Leo is a natural ninja but every Leo’s route in life is directly tied to their splinter so #since rise splinter is an actor Leo too aims for it #and he brings it into his whole life - masking always because a Leo makes what they do who they are #I think that Leo naturally falls more in line with that of a typical ninja #his eccentric performer self is his subterfuge skill just set to an 11 at all times #not that that’s NOT him - like I said it’s still undoubtedly a part of Leo #but? idk I think about little moments like Leo being the only one to choose stealth in bug busters #or Leo being the only one to almost get Gus’s dog tags in The Ninja Art of Hide and Seek (he was so close but luck was against him alas) #like- he’s clearly in his element there and he falls into those skills so easily #it’s like how everyone has skills in so many things but some exceed more in some than others do #like Raph? Raph’s the biggest Hero of the bunch of them let’s be perfectly real here. Raph is THE Hero #All the boys are smart in their own rights but Donnie is THE Genius. #and they all have mystic powers but Mikey is THE Mystic Warrior with immense untapped potential #likewise Leo I feel is THE Ninja #but yeah I love how much Leo goes for the spotlight anyway for better or for worse #he IS a performer again make no mistake! but again the way he does it still lines up with his natural ninja aptitude and I love it #Leo loving magic tricks and magicians so much works doubly well here because like #you’d think he’s focused solely on the performance flair - no it’s ALSO and ESPECIALLY the DECEPTION

[sophiathetrainwreck]

god i wished i lived in the timeline where companies respected animation

#i hate the multiverse theory because that means there’s a version of me living her best life with all her cartoons still existing #watching the new owl house episode just makes me think of what we could’ve had #WE COULD’VE HAD A HUNTLOW CENTRIC EPISODE #rip to the owl house and all the other good animated shows that were either canceled too soon or snapped out of existence #tagging a shit ton of shoes that deserved better o7 #the owl house #toh #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #infinity train #inside job #close enough #final space #ducktales #dead end netflix #dead end paranormal park #animation #cartoon #cartoons

[wishfulsketching]

Quick doodles of dungeons and daddies S1 cast cause I'm re-listening to it. It's such a great Not A BDSM Podcast, Sometimes A DnD Podcast.

#my art #dungeons and daddies #dndads #darryl wilson #henry oak #glenn close #ron stampler #and the kids and the drandads #These desings are most likely final #just something #idk #This chaos podcast is giving me life during my stressful life lol #have to draw s2 cast too

[opens-up-4-nobody]

The x-files jersey devil picture is so precious to me

#i feel like every x files post i see here is all uwu mulder which is so baffling to me #maybe ive just listened to too much fox mulder is a maniac but mulder is a problem of a human being lmao #he destroys the life of everyone hes in contact with lmao #i think this is the 1st time ive been even close to drawing Duchovny ok tho #happy Christmas. have a mulder under arrest for vagrentcy #x files #the x files #fox mulder #agent mulder #i lov x files so much tho

[annabelle--cane]

it vexes me terribly when people posit being in a fandom and enjoying a piece of media for its themes as seperate things because like. I get into fandoms in order to talk about what I like in a work's themes? I write analysis and fic in order to further explore a work's themes? I get invested in character dynamics because I think their contrasting arcs and motivations are thematically interesting? like these are the same thing to me, I don't get how they're meant to be incompatible.

#it's not even just anti-fandom people who say this too I sometimes see fannish people say 'analytical engagment' is a total fun killer and #?????? #I get unprecedented endorphin rushes from symbology and close reading WHAT are you talking about #marina marvels at life

[dollopheadsandclotpoles]

Due to that post I made re: why it's hard for aros/aces to imagine a future for themselves because society tells you a romantic partner will always take priority, a lot of people (aros/aces and allos alike) are sharing stories about how they have been discarded by their close friends and it's breaking my heart. But allos and aspecs coming in and sharing how they have the same amount of love for their partners and their best friends/siblings is healing it.

Still, there are people in the tags saying that aros/aces can "never offer their partners the kind of intimacy they need" and so they shouldn't be "surprised" when they feel closer to partners than their friends. You guys are missing the point.

The point is that we should NOT be ranking our relationships. People aren't there to be ranked on a scale of "This person is my number one and this person comes after that." The point is that you need multiple people in your life. One person cannot - and should not - be responsible for giving you everything you need. Different people will give you different things that you need in life and you should value all of them.

The idea that a romantic partner will give you every single thing you need in life is a toxic idea in itself and puts undue pressure on said partner and the relationship as a whole. A best friend won't give you everything either. You NEED multiple people in your life and they will all give you a part of what you need, but there is no one perfect person out there who perfectly gives you exactly what you want. We need multiple people and they should all be valued by you. Love is not limited.

#aro stuff #ace stuff #aroace tag #aro #ace #aromanticism #asexuality #aromantic #asexual #aroace #This idea that a romantic partner comes before everything and everyone else is a very Western idea too #I'm grateful that I live in a culture where family and community are important parts of life. #I'm lucky that my best friend considers me as important as her husband #i'm lucky that I'm close to my family and have unconditional love from them #why do I have to rank the relationships in my life #a mother with two kids can love and prioritise them equally #as my own mother does #why is it impossible for some of you to imagine doing that with other relationships in your life? #(i wrote this when I was sleepy and wrote unrequited love instead of unconditional love i'm so dumb lol #i do return my family's love)

[alfheimr]

god-eater asfrith :)

...also my first time making my own 3d assets for an illustration 🥰 i learned a lot!

#of silver spring #asfrith #oc #i gave myself RSI by raiding as bard in ffxiv so i have been taking it easy on my hand #along with (gestures) other life things. so not a lot of art going on #dont look at the bg stuff too closely its very wonky heehoo #i was just havin a ball in blender #i think this is a bad time for posting but whatever