#totally not poison

[goodfish-bowl]

Detox(ic)

Ectoberhaunt Day 7: Purify & Infect

Danny looked down at the seemly innocent cup of tea in front of him, hand clamped tightly over his nose and mouth. His mother had made it for him when he claimed to have been sick and couldn’t go to school today, claiming it was some sort of purifying tea that he had to at least try. And Danny was sick, some sort of ghost virus that had his powers fritzing out, and he was desperate to go to Frostbite to figure this out. His mother sat opposite of him with a kind, expectant smile.

How was he supposed to tell her he couldn’t drink Blood Blossom tea?

@ectoberhaunt

#danny phantom #Ectoberhaunt22 #EH Order #eh chaos #Day 7 #purify #Infect #goodfish draws #why glass hard? #its just a detox tea #absolutly nothing could go wrong here #totally not poison #blood blossoms #digital art #digital painting #ectoberhaunt 2022 #ectoberhaunt

[ryllen]

" now, open your mouth & take the remedy ... "

[ ... ah i am also hopeless for choosing to be with this dangerous kind of guy ... ] [x]

- sequel to [x]

#twisted wonderland #twst #treyjade #trey clover #jade leech #fanart #trey who can notice poison in jade's food and counter his attack is cool #but i also want to see jade caught trey off guard and winning for once #no one really telling me i totally forget trey's clover face paint

[writer-room]

Listen when people say they want Percy to go on a villain arc most times I see it as they want him to go dark, want him to start murdering, maiming, going full Luke, etc. And I support that. If anyone deserves to kill people it's this kid.

However, let us be realistic for a moment, because I quite like the other alternative. Villain arc Percy usually entails "he's finally had enough of the Gods bullshit & will do things his own way". Let us think on this. What would Percy most likely do in this situation? Would it really be murder right off the bat?

I think he'd be the pettiest, annoying little shit there is. And because one can't usually threaten the Gods in a way that truly matters, but they can make them sweat really hard.

This goes beyond ignoring their calls and leaving them on read. He refuses to give food offerings unless it's the nastiest shit known to man. Bribes the cyclops into hucking huge objects up Mount Olympus before they all scurry off. Finds the olive tree Athena gave to Athens, and while he wouldn't have the heart to destroy it, he'd for sure rip off a branch & mail it to her (Annabeth nearly had to put them in witness protection).

Eventually it gets to the point he has Nico on speed-dial and offers him a shit ton of fast food & a 'get out of Percy's quest bullshit free' pass if he could hop into the Underworld and yoink up some annoying spirits or dead monsters to piss off the Gods. When the Gods get pissed at him Percy just silently pulls out some safe-for-demigods phone like "hang on I wanna see how many happy meals I owe Nico for bringing Typhon back up". They know he is not bluffing.

Could the Gods counteract him? Yeah, sure, Hera gave him amnesia and it was like 90% effective for a while. However, he kind of went off the rails, everyone else went off the rails, and then they had even more Roman nonsense to deal with. If anything it both solved but also made even more problems. And a much angrier Percy. So, frankly, they're very confident it could work, but they're a little worried about what the aftermath would be.

Ares suggests just killing him. Poseidon takes offense to this. Artemis scoffs and says even Ares couldn't beat him. Everyone stops for a moment. The question is not asked verbally. But it is seen in the darting eyes and shifting seats.

Can they kill Percy Jackson?

Well, sure, they must be able to. He's a powerful kid, no doubt, with powerful allies, but they are Gods. Of course they can kill him. So that's not the real question, they wouldn't dare really entertain such a thing to ever confirm if it was true, but this is rather the layer of frosting hiding the real atrocity of a cake underneath it.

What will they lose trying to kill Percy Jackson?

What will remain standing in the face of some 18-year-old who lived one of the hardest knocks of life, loves so much it makes them sick, is so completely unaware of his own strength not even they know its full extent, and currently has absolutely zero fucks to give about the end of a reign longer than he will ever understand?

They decide to quietly shut the lid on that whole fiasco and let Percy do whatever he wants.

Unfortunately, they can't exactly ignore everyone else. And everyone else is who Percy cares about the most. So, think of it more like leaving a grenade in a locked box in the attic. Just hope and pray you've moved out before something gets curious and starts rummaging around up there.

#percy jackson #pjo #percy jackson and the olympians #rick riordan #dark percy jackson #ideas #talk #text post #greek gods #annabeth chase #nico di angelo #typhon #pjo headcanon #to be entirely clear percy is still someone who did just like manipulate bob into murder #and poisoned Akhlys thru her tears fully intending to kill #among other things. hes still that person. however hes also the guy who helps leo make some weird machine #and they try to test its flight by riding it off a cliff over the lake w bamboleo by gipsy kings blasting #hes still totally that guy (under stress but i say that not as an excuse just as an 'he doesnt do it on a whim. but he still Can') #but hes also like. stupid. & u gotta get him at the right Vibe before he starts to get like Really concerningly murderous about things #usually hes the regular amount of murderous like most halfbloods are bc they deal w too much on a regular basis #i think that a percy turning 'dark' would b him looking the gods in the eye & saying 'no lol. also u suck. L + ratio.' #& then when they try to fight him on it only THEN does he while still holding eye contact begin to make the ocean levels rise #specifically targeting important places to those gods & havin his ocean buddies destroy the place #u wanna dance god boys? he will spare humanity on some rock but he Will destroy everything else #he is one-shotting monsters bc hes not dealing w this. some bs happens & he just grabs some monster by the throat & makes them spill #if that doesnt work he just walks into olympus w pandoras box 2.0 & starts to open it until the gods will talk to him. they start talkin #bs again. he slowly opens it again. they talk. he shuts it. they spew more bs. he opens it a little faster. they give in #dark percy to me is someone who doesnt DEFAULT to violence but who realized 'oh i can just do whatever i want' & found that gods react #best when its violent. he only does this w gods & monsters bc he chooses fastest route to get what he wants. but he recognizes violence Bad #so he just looks for the most receptive response. & then he abuses it relentlessly. but he also hates the gods. come stop him btch u wont

[circusmilkk]

me n the bad bitch i pulled from being evil and unsettling

#total drama #ella total drama #scarlett total drama #scarlella #scarella #poisoned apple #total drama pahkitew island #tdpi #me when i draw something that isn’t gen 2 #guys i kinda love them SIGH #can you tell i rushed this

[nocreativityfornames]

Not them getting together to take revenge on Mephisto

#I'd like to point out that Diavolo is 100% in on this because even if he HAD heard someone say that Mephisto liked Solomon's cooking #he'd be able to tell that they were lying because he has that lying detector skill/power or whatever #plus he knows Solomon's cooking is shit #so him seeing Mephisto's reaction to eating it and saying “is it really THAT good?!” doesn't make any sense and is in no way honest XD #man is really just pretending to not know what's happening which makes this EVEN FUNNIER #meanwhile Barbatos is just there witnessing his son and guy-his-son-is-totally-not-in-love-with poison this man together lol #obey me #obey me nightbringer #omnb #omnb lesson 30 hard mode #obey me lucifer #obey me diavolo #obey me mephistopheles #obey me barbatos #obey me screenshots #obey me nightbringer spoilers #//om: mephisto #//om: lou #//om: dia #//om: barb #☙ no creativity for names ✾

[justalittleratsworld]

some interpretation i did for fun of some dc characters 

#dc #batman #poison ivy #Harley Quinn #joker #robin #nightwing #batgirl #Penguin #riddler #double face #scarecrow #bruce wayne #jason todd #dick grayson #the lineup is kinda old i would totally change batgirl suit #my art

[thebrainrotsreal]

FINALLYYYYYY. My guys of the jury, this has a tracked 30 damn hours and boy does it feel like it. ANYWAYS, I return for more AU shenanigans because Get Redeemed Loser AU lives in my head rent free. Felt like a nice way to experiment with more vertical style comics? Which is SM EASIER TO PANEL THAN CLASS LAYOUTS. I get why they're so much more common nowadays. Comic,,, so satisfying but at what cost,,, i'm tired. So proud of the top half tho :3.

Okay back to AU brainrot, Mark and Wasp fighting over one of their core differences! I think this is early in their relationship where Mark still thinks Wasp can at least understand what it's like being Nolan's son, only to get smacked in the face with how pride Wasp holds in that title. Anyways, look below to see my suffering made into video.

local artist redoes like 4 damn panels 8 bajillion times and screams into the sky ♡ also if you want fic of this au you should read the fic that @avisisisis wrote about it, ooooo you wanna read it so bad, it's good :3

#invincible rotating in my mind #mark grayson #invincible fanart #fanart #procreate art #digital art #fan comic #fan art #mark grayson fanart #invincible series #i am too tired to elborate in the tags so take this: mark's thumb on his neck is a ref to a previous fanart / point in s2 when nolan- #-puts his hands around mark's neck while screaming at him <3 #anways something something don't see eye to eye when they literally don't face each other in the same panel #totally not just the fact i can't draw side profiles to save my life #not that... no it has meaning... #no mirrored red eyes because it wouldn't look right but they both get red (blood orange) eyes #take a shot every time a re-do a panel and get alcohol poisoning immediately #the brainrotsreal's art tag ✧˖°:*♡ #resisting the urge to fix 3rd to last panel to this very second #hng #sometimes you need to spray bottle your own mind like no. enough. cease. #get redeemed loser au #FOROGT THE AU TAG DJKJDS

[spiderstoner]

Animated Redhead Appreciation

#scooby doo #x men 97 #infinity train #gravity falls #teenage mutant ninja turtles #ben 10 #harley quinn the animated series #kim possible #pokemon #total drama #daphne blake #jean grey #madelyn pryor #wendy corduroy #gwen tennyson #tulip infinity train #poison ivy #april o'neil #misty pokemon #izzy total drama #redheads

[thecoolerliauditore]

beauty of the divorce quartet actually is that no matter where you draw the relationship lines you get a fun and fucked up dynamic to think about

#random thoughts #personally --> #martyn/cleo are mirrors of eachother and the most likely to salvage an actual healthy relationship out of the mess theyre in #BUT canonically they're just divorced obvs #scott/pearl have whatever megamind and metro man have going on if it was soundtracked to therefore you and me #scott/martyn is just straight up toxic yaoi. using eachother cus they can't get their exes back #cleo/pearl are a weird blend of scorn and pity for eachother. they think they understand eachother but never really do. u get me. #scott/cleo would get married for tax purposes. real birds of a feather. i would totally poison you for your fortune lol haha jk unless.... #martyn/pearl could be best friends honestly if it wasn't for the whole thing. i think they'd set things on fire together and think its funn #my art #<-- kind of i guess

[miramelindamusings]

@prudensvulpes requested Sora with Dylan Hollis' energy where he has his own cooking channel! Thank you so much for your patience! And this was alot of fun to do! I used Dylan Hollis' "Fake Apple Pie" tiktok (shortened to certain moments and some moved around for comedic effect!). I hope you like it and thank you again :)!

And here's a bonus sketch because I couldn't resist drawing Sora's face lighting up the same way Dylan Hollis' does when a recipe is actually good!:

#kingdom hearts #sora #kh sora #request #kh3 #kingdom hearts 3 #scrooge mcduck #ratatouille #remy ratatouille #this was fun and an interesting challenge #kingdom hearts series #doing this I realized I don't really draw Sora alot #so this helped me figure out a way to draw him more consistently! #I also had a blast adding references like 1937 since that was when Snow White came out #Chef Louis from The Little Mermaid and when I was a kid #I thought Tink's pixie dust looked like sugar :) #and the other two books are the books in the Evil Queen's dungeon in Snow White - Poisons and Disguises haha #Scrooge and Remy were a late addition but something about them watching one of his videos was just *french kiss* to me XD #drawing this also made me realize that we have yet to see chocobos in KH besides the gummi ship blueprint-I'd totally love to see them! #Anyways I hope you like it! I'm sorry it's taken so long! And thank you for understanding and the request! #my art #my fanart #digital art #i've been having problems getting the image to not be blurry and nothing I do seems to work but I hope this one I uploaded reads ok!

[lyss-butterscotch]

hi can i just say that i absolutely love all of the designs you gave allnthe iterators and their slugcats !! i especially love UI's scugs they r so pretty,,, may i ask for a few doodles of them. perhaps

Thanks alot!! Im glad you like my lil headcanons!!! *hands you doodles of the cats and their evil cat mom*

#totally not an excuse to draw ui again #hello ui u lil bastard #kimties :) #still struggling to draw cats but im trying jdjdjdj #rain world #gijinka #my art #unparalleled innocence #oc: the arsenil #oc: the arsenite #adding this is #nelly is based on a poison dart frog :) #nite is supposed to be the opposite color of nelly #not for any particular reason but for variety #nite is most definitely not the opposite of nelly #lyss art #travel puppet au #lore art

[spaceratprodigy]

@darkfire1177 — okay okay no ur right.. now back to the REAL content we're all here for

#lou is fun and all but he'll never come close to my REAL favorite problematic man #my favorite sopping wet pathetic washed up movie star purse dog of a man #he like definitely poisoned his coworker but ya'know #I could fix him #noooo I'm not half asleep at my desk noooo I totally wasn't listening to barbie girl when I drew this #anywayssssss 💅 #my art #alyjay memes

[wink-1-8-2]

Just…pals being pals, nothing more

#Have this rlly low quality drawing while I figure out how to make important art #Bestie (you know who you are) I am working on your Ocs #danger days #party poison #fun ghoul #theure totally not in love what r u saying #ttlotfk #danger days are not mcr #funpoison #fanart

[lovepassport]

Blehhh.

#disventure camp #disventure camp yul #freakin loser #yum yum in the tum tum #disventure camp James #I guess? I don’t know he is in the art??? #total drama #so romantic realising that you got poisoned under the moonlight #using tags are fun.

[starman-waitinginthesky81]

James. Fleamont. Potter. the man he is… goddamn

#i’m not inlove with him i swear #(total lie) #sweet poison james he’s just soo #ahh #stan james potter #james fleamont potter #rowan rambles #marauders era #jegulus #marauders #harry potter #james & peter & remus & sirius #the marauders #james potter

[where-the-water-flows]

something I keep coming back to, because other than 'ok but what about this canon divergence --' what I apparently really dig into is stupid world building details, is like.

how does the list of 10,000 actually uh. handle di feisheng coming back and being around again.

like he was the second ranked guy, right, Li xiangyi was top ranked, both of them "died", congratulations number 3 you're now top of the jianghu, everyone automatically moves up two ranks! ranking fights continue as normal, the three saints duel/kill their way up to the top eventually, all is gucci in the world.

except uh, a decade on, di feisheng is... actually not dead, was never dead, and also, he clearly beat Li xiangyi (because Li xiangyi is dead and di feisheng is uh, not), who was the last guy in the line of combat succession top ranked guys, making di feisheng presumably Top Ranked in terms of 'beat the guy who beat the guy [etc] who was top ranked'! no one has beaten di feisheng, therefore he is still, presumably, the top ranked guy because he hasn't uhhh actually lost a fight about that.

but it's been a decade? everyone else has spent ten years fighting the line of combat succession that forked from the guy who was number 3 a decade ago, and who does not fall into the line of direct combat succession for top rank at all, on account of the two idiots apparently taking each other out/mass rank promotion incident in the east sea.

basically: are there a lot of arguments in the jianghu about who's Actually top ranked, because like. on the one hand, fuck you, you can't walk away for a decade and waltz back in at number 1, snooze you lose, and on the other hand, fuck you, he's never actually lost! therefore he is undefeated in rank, therefore he's the top ranked guy!

(everyone gets another headache when it turns out Li Xiangyi is also still alive, because like, ok, now there are three people who have all been thought to be top ranked, who the fuck do you have to beat to be Actually For Real The Best)

#mysterious lotus casebook #also how tf is it fair that the three saints are all collectively rank 1 #like everyone else is soloing this shit and they're out there like 'teamwork makes the dream work!' #i am sort of assuming that the poisoned fight doesn't like. count. because uh. idk vibes wrong #feels like you have to beat them using your own skills and not take advantage of when theyre already fucked up? #maybe I'm wrong and pregaming your rank duels with a little poison is totally kosher tho #waters words #fuck at this rate i need a meta tag