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hiro--aoki · 3 days

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TWD Incorrect Quotes from my classmates

Tw: contains swear words, mention of sex, use of slut and maybe some other offense things, idk

Michonne: Because your minds are still developing you want to….

Y/N: Do drugs!

Michonne: Take more risks…

Y/N: Nah…

Michonne: A risk is any unsafe action or stupid, thoughtless and careless behaviour.

Carl to Y/N: Literally me.

*Coughs that sound like an erupting volcano*

Abraham: My tummy hurts.

Michonne: Can you name three risks?

Merle: Sex with no protection!

Carl: A gun with no safety on!

Y/N: Having a forehead as big as Merle’s!

Deanna: So, we have codes A, C and D.

Rick: Why not code B? Where’s the B????

Aaron: B-cause.

Glenn: You should b- ashamed of yourself…. I’m not funny

Maggie: You’re not funny

Deanna: So, code A stands for….?

Daryl: Ass!

Eugene: Acceptable!

Aaron: Yeah *fistbump*

Y/N: Nerd!

Deanna: What about code C?

Maggie: Coffee.

Eugene: Calculated!

Deanna: Yes! How about code D?

Abraham: Deez nuts!

Sasha: Dangerous!

Carol: Destructive!

Deanna: Yeah! You guys concern me!

Y/N: Ron, shut up you acoustic monk.

Glenn: Guys I accidentally wrote relationhips instead of relationships.

Carl: Y/N, has relationhips.

Y/N: What’s that supposed to mean?!?!

Y/N: Carl, has a shirt that says ‘ Roblox is life’ shirt, and he said it suits me.

Negan: Feel how soft my water bottle is.

Simon: Stop stroking your water bottle like that!

Michonne: What’s something that was legal, but was a destructive decision?

Merle: Weed!

Enid: I wanna jump off a cliff.

Y/N: I wanna kiss a 12 gauge.

Enid: My dad jumped out of a plane without a parachute…

Carl: My dad is a plane.

Andrea: My butt hurts.

Dale: *Gives strange look*

Andrea: You’re looking at me like you wanna fuck me.

Dale: What?

Shane: Ha!

Dale: No, I actually didn’t hear.

Amy: Real.

Negan: Did you wash your ass today?

Michonne: So, tell me an example of a safety risk?

Merle: Your mom

Michonne: …and some conatin cannabis

Judith: These gummies tastes funny.

*Watching a budget direct ad and Captain Risky comes on*

Jesus: Smash

Ron: Bro’s him

Daryl: I mean he has all the skills

Carl: Bluds the main character

Y/N: You look like a potato

Dwight: You look like a trash can

Y/N: Nuh uh

Dwight: Yeah uh

Negan: Dwight, keep working *Lightly caresses the shovel Dwight’s hand*

Y/N: Stop!

Dwight: Stop it I don’t like it!

Y/N: Yes, we are Sluts

Rosita: Sexy Ladies Under Tonnes of Stress

Y/N: I can’t make a decision that big, I can’t even tie my own shoes!

Enid: Please tell me you’re joking.

Y/N: I’m not, I tie them like a three-year old! Let me show you!

Enid: No, no thanks…

Y/N: Watch my feet! Watch my shoes. *Ties laces with two loops*

Enid: Ew *visibly cringes*

Carl: …I just asked if you wanted pancakes or waffles….

Glenn: Look how much funny shit we said today.

Daryl: I can’t it’s too black

Glenn: Ayo?

Daryl: I meant too dark!

Y/N: Nah!

*Glenn adjusts lighting*

Daryl: Now it’s too white!

Y/N: !!!

Daryl: Too bright! Too bright!

Negan: BALLS

Y/N: Gotta rizz ‘em with the ‘tism

Negan: I’m a Savior….save ya mom!

*Carl and Ron carrying a log*

Enid: For a second I thought that was in their ass’s

Y/N: I want them up my ass

Enid: What?

Y/N: What?

*Truck passes*

Daryl: Awww yeah, listen to tha’

Y/N: I can smell the air…

Daryl: No shit, sherlock!

Glenn: Don’t judge a book by it’s-

Eugene: Erm actually, it’s in the human instincts system, for us to make a quick judgement on a person appearance to determine whether they are friend or foe.

Y/N: Oooh, did I appear friend or foe when you first saw me?

Eugene: Well, when I first encountered you, you looked like you couldn’t hurt a fly, but since then, I have realised my mistake and have grown scared of you.

Rosita: He’s scared of everything…

Eugene: Not pickles!

Beth: What song do you wear?

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darealsaltysam · 2 years

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hello all my dsmp followers who don’t engage in the walking dead, i have something for you i think you might find funny-

things that have happened in the walking dead that don’t feel real:

hershel telling rick that his ass is not fat enough to be a farmer

a literal soviet satellite falling out of the sky

rick and carl having a super depressing super serious conversation while michonne was in the background munching on some bread

alpha leading negan into the woods, making him get naked at gunpoint, only for him to turn around and find that she, too, is naked, and this is just how she tells him she wants to fuck him??

*talking to a statue of jesus* “AYO JC YOU TAKIN’ REQUESTS?”

the gang, for at least a second, genuinely considering naming lori’s newborn daughter “little ass-kicker”

the gang trying to survive a snow storm while negan sits in the corner of the room, chained to the wall, basically doing the equivalent of the “hey eric look at me- bitch.” meme

“language! i’m a kid, asshole”

a dog that was literally named. dog

tara walking back into alexandria after being missing for weeks in cheap plastic sunglasses with a big grin on her face as if NOTHING happened

“a baseball bat doesn’t have a pussy!”

a dude that literally pretends to be a medieval king, makes all the guards in his community (called the kingdom) ride on horses and act like knights, all while having a PET TIGER

aaron having a metal arm

that episode that was just carol making soup for 50 minutes while chasing around a rat and fighting back dog

“pardon me young man and excuse the shit out of my goddamn french-”

eugene’s first day at the sanctuary - getting a whole jar of pickles just because he can, doing 3rd grade science experiments, finding a plushie and naming it a gremblygunk, impressing negan and at the same time managing to annoy the shit out of him-

the governor bridal-style carrying tara and lilly’s father out of a room

those people that live in a junkyard and their leader, jadis, who makes sculptures out of wire while butt-ass naked, who kidnapped negan once and tied him to a skateboard, kidnapped rick and photographed him naked for “later” and turned out to have ties to one of the most cryptic group of people who literally no one knows anything about apart from the fact that have helicopters and have been in the background of the show since episode one???

“mother dick”

twd fans feel free to add, everyone else feel free to be confused </3

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scjanusplinth · 2 years

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hottest characters alert!!

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lola-andheruniverse · 2 years

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Here I am wishing that TPTB give us a "final season moment" that is nostalgic but also hopeful on 11C:

Imagine a scene where TF (the OGs aka characters from s1 to s5 - Daryl, Carol, Maggie, Aaron, Gabriel, maybe Eugene and Rosita too, but I guess they still be on the CW) is on the run and everyone is quietly sitting around a campfire, eating bad food for the bazillion time, tired, dirt and kind depressed.

Someone snorts Daryl and says something like "this is even worst than that time we had to eat dog" and they all start to reminisce the old days, their old camps and the in-between life on the road.

They namedrop all the TF members we've lost along the years: T-Dog, Lori, Hershel, Beth, Andrea, Jacqui, Shane, Gleen, Abraham, Tara, Rick, Sasha, Tyreese, Jesus and on and on. Like a collage of scenes put together where we get little snipets of stories and anecdotes, while the characters laugh and

On the end of the sequence, they all laugh one last time and go silent once more, collectively coming to the conclusion Gabriel already voiced to Aaron on 11x09:

And this gives them new strength to keep fighting their last big fight. Honoring their late family by surviving once again to build a new future.

All of us: 😥🤧😭

#caryl #tagging caryl because you guys are my fandom gem #twd #the walking dead #twd season 11 #twd final season #the walking dead is ending #on my twd feels #twd daryl #twd father gabriel #twd aaron #twd carol #twd maggie

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gneebee · 2 years

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Daryl’s Not Playing

#daryl dixon #twd daryl #twd aaron #twd gabe #twd s11 spoilers #TWD spoilers #Norman Reedus #ross marquand #seth gilliam #bbh #bigbaldhead #twd acts of god

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thatsimpleperson · 2 years

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A very lovely edit from TWD of Jesus and Aaron came on my for you page on tik tok and I suddenly scream “shit I forgot they killed Jesus” and my poor unsuspecting roommate looks at me alarmed. I did end up clarifying which Jesus but I’ll never forget the look they gave me.

#roomates #the walking dead #amc the walking dead #twd jesus #twd aaron #I clarified which Jesus I meant

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icekitten · 2 years

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Aaron and Daryl in the promo for the S11 mid-season finale.

I’m hyperventilating...

#TWD #The Walking Dead #daaron #daaron edit #aaryl #twd aaron #daryl dixon #ross marquand #norman reedus #I literally just came #daaron content finally!

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eddiesringset · 2 years

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Jesus -> "What's hotter then fire?"

Aaron -> "lava"

Lydia -> "the sun"

Rick -> "your sister"

Daryl -> *almost chokes on his drink*

Y/N -> *looks up and winks*

Jesus -> "rick you better not"

@ofhergrandfeelings

#the walking dead #rick grimes #jesus the walking dead #twd daryl #the walking dead x y/n #daryl dixon #twd aaron #twd lydia

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samantha-rae-velcher · 2 years

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Guns of blazing love

Aaron x reader

Requested by @snixx2088 thanks for request ❤️

Warnings: Fluff, smut, violence, swearing.

A/n: (18+).....🥸

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Y/n grabbed her gun and ran down the front of her car, Aaron laughed from the top of the wall as she took down four walkers.

Aaron jumped down and landed next to her, they both took off into the woods taking down walkers on the way. Y/n and Aaron ducked down behind a tree, she smiled at him and pressed her lips to his.

Aaron pushes her down against the grass, she wrapped her arms around his neck. He rubbed himself through his pants as Y/n kissed his neck sloppily.

"You want me, huh?" He asked.

"Please, I've been waiting for so long, babe. Now before someone just happens to walk up on us we should start."

Aaron chuckled and freed himself of his trousers, Y/n's soon fallowing. He plunged himself into her and kissed her hard...

"Aaron, oh God you're thick." She cried out.

He began thrusting hard, Aaron took both of her wrists in one hand and held them up above her head

"You're such a good girl, taking my cock like this. I saw the way your body moved as you took down those walkers. I could've fucked you right there, I don't give a damn what the others would've thought."

Aaron picked up her leg and tossed it over his shoulder, he thrusted into her harder and gripped her hip.

"I'm gonna cum." Y/n whimpered.

"Not yet, you cum when I say. And only when I say."

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Carl looked around Y/n's house, he then walked over to Daryl.

"Hey have you seen Y/n?"

"Yeah, I saw her and Aaron take off into the woods like fuckin John Smith and Pocahontas."

Rick over heard them talking...

"I think I'm gonna send someone out looking for them, it's been like and hour hasn't it?"

Daryl grabbed his arm..

"Nah, man. He came back from his little scavenger hunt that took a fuckin week. I think they're out there getting some alone time."

Rick pulled away..

"And if their dead, what then?"

"Then they went out doing what they love and who they love.... each other."

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Aarons thrust became sloppy, he leaned down and whispered in her ear...

"Cum for me, baby girl."

She cried out as the knot snapped, Aarons orgasm came soon after.

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Daryl, Rick, and Carl looked up as they heard a faint cry come from the woods.

Daryl nodded and pointed in the direction with his knife..

"See? They're just getting down with it. They'll be back any minute, unless they wanna take a little stroll through the woods and try to play it off as if we didn't hear nothin."

THE END ❤️

#fyp #fanfic #x reader #foryou #foryoupage #smut #aaron twd #Aaron the walking dead #the walking dead #twd #request #requested #twd aaron x fem reader #twd aaron x reader #twd aaron

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sinnersandsapphics-edits · 3 years

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what about Mary?

#the walking dead #aaron #lydia #twd aaron #aaron twd #twd lydia #lydia twd #aaron raleigh #twd #twdedit #twdgifs #thewalkingdeadgifs #twddaily #dailytwd #twd 11x05 #out of the ashes #twd spoilers #the walking dead spoilers

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asjawick · 3 years

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#twd #the walking dead #jaaryl #desus #jaaron #polyamory #polyship #daryl dixon #twd jesus #twd aaron #meme #these bitches gay! good for them!#i think the poor quality just adds to the humour

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keepingupwithcaryl · 3 years

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Carol, pulling the petals off the flower, thinking about Daryl: he loves me, he hates me, i love him, i love me-

Aaron, out of nowhere: that's not how it works.

Carol: not now, Bob.

Aaron: my name isnt Bob, how many times do I have to say that to you?-

#caryl #caryl positivity #caryl is endgame #carylers #carol peletier #daryl dixon #the walking dead #twd incorrect quotes #twd #melissa mcbride #norman reedus #twd aaron

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darealsaltysam · 2 years

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so i played around with a quote generator. have some incorrect twd quotes!

(here’s the generator)

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Aaron: HELP! I TOLD ERIC I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK! Daryl, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

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Rick: I told Carl his ears flush when he lies. Michonne: Why? Rick: Look. Rick: Hey Carl! Do you love us? Carl, covering his ears: No. Michonne:

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Shane: I just ended a four year relationship. Andrea: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay? Shane: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship. *Lori and Rick fighting from across the room*

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Gracie: It’s dark in here Judith: Don’t worry dude I got this Judith: *Stomps her feet* Judith: *Skechers light up*

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Carol: Maggie, keep an eye on Negan today. He’s going to try something stupid and get himself bit. Maggie: Sure, I’d love to see Negan get bit. Carol: Try again. Maggie, sighing: I will stop Negan from getting bit.

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Jesus: Hey, Tara? Can I get some dating advice? Tara: Just because I’m with Denise doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

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Princess: In my defense, I was left unsupervised. Ezekiel: Wasn't Eugene with you? Eugene: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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Maggie: Can I be frank with you guys? Hershel: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help. Glenn: Can I still be Glenn? Beth: Shh, let Frank speak.

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Michonne: While I’m gone, RJ, you’re in charge. RJ: Yes!!! Michonne, whispering: Judith, you’re secretly in charge. Judith: Obviously.

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Sasha: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress

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Gabriel: Can you please be serious for five minutes? Negan: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

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Abraham: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Rosita? Rosita: … No. Eugene: I do! Abraham: I know, Eugene. Eugene: I’m sad! Abraham: I know, Eugene.

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The Governor: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me Merle: Okay, but in my defense, Milton bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo. The Governor: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

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scjanusplinth · 2 years

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joy throughout the walking dead

#twd #the walking dead #twd edit #the walking dead edit #edit #rick grimes #michonne #carl grimes #hope sleeping at last #sleeping at last #twd rosita #twd aaron

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slimylizalfosman · 3 years

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Me watching Aaron and Jesus spar:

#twd aaron #does Aaron have a full name #Paul “Jesus” Monroe #twd jesus #twd spoilers #Aaron x Jesus #homosexuals

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sunflosposts · 3 years

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Enid: I have to tell you if I was given this news I wouldn't be taking it this well.

Jesus: But you said Aaron was alright.

Enid: Yeah. He lost his left hand so he's going to be 'all right'.

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