#vampireposted

[vampireposter]

meeting wyll at the grove, as someone who the tieflings trust enough to train their children, says so much about him. it's so sad that he doesn't get explored in acts 2-3 as deeply as the other companions, when his problems are equally intense. the average player probably long rests once before coming across the grove, but even if not, in that time wyll has already proven to the tieflings that they can rely on the Blade of Frontiers.

this is the immediate first thing he chooses to do after being condemned to slow death via ceremorphosis. his priority list in the first conversations with tav is: 1) hunt down a dangerous devil, 2) help zevlor with the goblins, 3) once nothing threatens the tieflings he will gladly search for a tadpole cure. wyll is perpetually his own last priority, and i wonder if it has to do with the lore about souls.

if he believes mind flayers' souls have been destroyed, and fiend warlocks will all have their souls sent to the hells after death, then becoming a mind flayer isn't the worst possible way for him to die. he would never become a mindless monster to save his own soul, but he's not gripped by horror the way that some of the other origin characters are. lae'zel has been made revoltingly impure to her people, astarion is terrified of losing the scrap of bodily autonomy he just regained, gale is guilt-ridden over the orb detonation if he dies, shadowheart has to survive to prove herself to her cult leader, and karlach has also just regained bodily autonomy and is desparate to live.

this is just another quest for the Blade, whose persona guards wyll ravengard against the vice of self-concern when he ought to be concerned for those in need.

#wyll ravengard #bg3 #writing a wyll pov thing in order to roleplay harder in my durge playthrough & ive become obsessed w him #i love him so much. he doesnt even really get to realize in-game how traumatized he is and in act 3 he has not healed any really #come here wyll we are going to learn about self care. you & durge need to overcome the desire to give up your lives for your fathers ideals #faerun doesnt have LMHCs so wyll gets my durge who currently thinks he is (a miserable failure of) a cleric of ilmater. #this fic is practice for my 'ascended tavastarion struggle to quit being Like That' character study thing wherein i am struggling w dialogu #loving working on both. im in my little dollhouse making my toys try out lines until they fit #vampireposted

[redstonedust]

i think vampires that drink from animals should be considered more unethical than ones that drink from humans. "ohhh its vegan" bitch no it isnt. youre gonna drain that poor wild deer and leave it woozy and weak to other predators? you're two steps left of a poacher. just go to your local gay bar and you can find 100s of people that would willingly sign up to being bitten if you dont mind them being a little freaky about it.

#this sounds like im getting into discourse with the vampires themselves. theres a lot of vampireposting on my dash today ok

[annabelle--cane]

(unserious joke post ahead) I'm gatekeeping guilt narratives from people who haven't committed atrocities. too many times have I encountered a story with a very promising guilt-ridden character and then we learn what they did and it was something no reasonable person could think was bad and the character just has low self worth about it or it was socially unacceptable in the setting. give me some Nuance to chew on. give me someone struggling to find the stable ground between accountability and self destruction. look me in the eye and tell me just how far your faith in the human power to grow extends. maybe shoot a man in reno just to watch him die then feel really fucked up about it and then your fiction will be better.

#vaguely related to recent vampireposting but not particularly #marina marvels at life

[cannibalistic-vampirefag]

this really is a month for messy bi guys who didn't realise they were flirting with a man until said man did something explicitly queer about it huh

#9 1 1 abc #9 1 1 season 7 #9 1 1 spoilers #evan buckley #heartbreak high #heartbreak high season 2 #heartbreak high spoiler #malakai mitchell #vampireposting

[bugsinthebayou]

its always "why is your mouth covered in blood" and "oh god, are they dead?!" and never "how was the blood was it tasty it looked tasty" ://

#captains orders #vampireposting

[camgoloud]

the thing that cracks me up is that louis and lestat literally don’t even sleep in the Only One Bed. like. they have a whole secret separate room where they ACTUALLY sleep (in coffins <3). at multiple points in the show there are comments from other characters including the Fucking Cops about how everyone knows louis and lestat only have one bed upstairs. and it’s a Whole Issue. because being gay was literally illegal and the Actual Fucking Cops were in their fake bedroom poking around under their One Bed and drawing. the appropriate conclusions. about louis and lestat’s relationship. except the thing is. that they don’t even fucking sleep in the bed! the bed is already a front it’s already a piece of theatre its only purpose is to be their “look at us definitely just Two Normal Guys” statement. and yet. i think about this all the time actually. they went to all the trouble of creating a separate fake bedroom appropriate for public consumption in case anyone went upstairs in their house. and yet. they didn’t even bother putting two beds in it! they could have just had two beds! they could have avoided the entire issue with the extremely thinly veiled “we could 100% DEFINITELY get you on indecency charges anytime we like as we have literally Seen The Evidence" threats from the cops! they could have just. done that. but they were so caught up in the euphoria of successfully concealing the evidence of their vampiric lifestyle that they lived in a world in which being gay wasn’t also illegal, i guess

#yeah sorry i’m back to vampireposting <3 #you thought my meltdown over them was a one-weekend phenomenon? nope absolutely not i’ve literally been thinking about them at all hours #all week long and i’m ready to talk about it some more! #iwtv #louis de pointe du lac #lestat de lioncourt #they are just SO. oh my god.

[creative-shades]

#vampireposting #art #fanart #my art lmao #ace attorney #ace attorney edgeworth #ace attorney phoenix wright #ace attorney maya #ace attorney apollo justice #ace attorney klavier #ace attorney trucy #trucy wright #maya fey #apollo justice #klavier gavin #god this palete was so fun to work with #color theory #limited line art #limited color palette

[beaft]

vampire in a dark paranormal romance novel who's just kind of boring and wants nothing more than to chill in his gamer coffin and watch late-night talk shows, except he can't because all these horny goth women keep turning up at his house and going "oh no! i've accidentally stumbled into a vampire's lair... oh, and i've forgotten my crucifix and my neck is so naked and vulnerable, whatever shall i do 😳🥺"

#imagine if you were just a regular guy but for some reason people got unimaginably turned on whenever you ate a sandwich in front of them #i'm vampireposting a lot lately. sorry. been reading mckinley's sunshine and it's giving me notions #be shh now

[vampireposter]

summary: Jaheira has never been so deluded as to believe she is the best of mothers. She is the mother her children are loved by. When no one else would do the work of caring for them, she will do it proudly. When a child comes to her home to kill her in the night, she has a third cub by morning. Jaheira does her best to do right by the girl. It isn't good enough. Whatever it takes, as a Harper she will do, even if she can only offer to make it quick.

She is not a very good mother. She is the one the Dark Urge can't kill.

alternative summary: an eight year old dark urge tries to assassinate jaheira. she gets adopted instead. this does not fix the kid, at all.

#the editor’s curse is defeated!! (for this wip at least but it’s so rewarding) #bg3 fic #jaheira #the dark urge #durge #vampireposted

[thesluttyvampirewizard]

We need more vampire media that depicts vampires as complete dorks and no I will not bend on this topic.

Was reading a fanfiction today where the main character tried to make a smoothie out of raw meat and forgot to put the lid on.

#vampires #vampireposting #vampire #fantasy #modern fantasy

[cannibalistic-vampirefag]

tbh hate the watcher situation but seeing it trending over Taylor fucking Swift's new album is great to see.

Visual representation of the current "trending" situation on here:

#the watcher #watcher entertainment #ryan bergara #shane madej #steven lim #taylor swift #the tortured poets department #also just a reminder: get palestine trending again! #free palestine #palestine #palestinian genocide #vampireposting

[bugsinthebayou]

something about a human drinking a vampire's blood just. im just so. im so. augh

#captains orders #vampireposting

[takentosilenthill]

Leaning into the elegant vampire nature in these Autumn and Winter seasons.

#personal blog #blog post #rotgutsnjournaling #vampyrekin #vampireposting #vampirekin #vampirecore #vampire #otherkin

[divorcedwife]

it’s wyll’s grand duke romance ending where he adopts a child! a player married to him can hear him talk about their 4 month old, lily aurora, at the epilogue (an extremely wyll babyname choice)

lily aurora….!!!!! truly the most fairytale princess coded name possible. i kinda love this for him, i’m so torn between finding this cute and horrifying (he’s just 24!!!!)

but someone in bg3 needs to pioneer « being a good parent » and who else can do that

#vampireposter #answered #ty for telling me!! it’s just more fun to hear it from someone. than looking it up

[sanguinaryrot]

Crime!‼️Yes, ✅ there is a crime. 😏☝️A crime for which we would hunt 🏹 🎯another vampire 🧛🏻🦇down until we destroyed 💥🙅🏻 him. Can you guess 🤔💭 what that is? You should know, 🤨 who are so secretive 🤫🤐 about the vampire 🧛🏻 that made you. Can you guess 🤔💭 what that crime is? Didn’t your vampire master 🧛🏻🩸tell you? ⁉️It is the crime that means death ☠️🪦 to any vampire 🧛🏻⚰️ who commits it. It is to kill 🔪🩸🧄 your own kind! 🫵🧛🏻❗️

#vampireposting #Iwtv #vampire chronicles #i fucking love this monologue #Santiago #my beloved

[vampireposter]

is lae'zel the only abled origin companion? or am i forgetting something from her backstory?

shadowheart/gale/karlach have unique magical chronic pain conditions. wyll comments on the impacts of losing his eye for the sending stone, indicating that he's had to adapt to less vision physically and emotionally. astarion is experiencing a temporary remission from the worst symptoms of vampirism, but still has to contend with managing a specialized diet while knowing that the tadpole is not a permanent cure.

all of them also deserve therapy after their traumatic experiences, which is absolutely true of lae too, but i can't think of a parallel for her in terms of physical disability. i've only seen one of her epilogues and act 2 of her romance. it would be sensible to headcanon battle injuries from her childhood, but it feels significant when it's part of the explicit canon for the other origins and not her. i feel like i'm missing some symbolism, or a way that she's meant to stand apart from the others.

maybe it's that her intense upbringing wouldn't have been survivable if she was anything less than a perfect soldier, body and mind, and that's generating the fear she feels when she's marked as a traitor to vlaakith?

#post inspired by my fourth flat wheelchair tire in 2 months when i settled in front of my writing desk for bg3 fic time #i dont have any spare tubes. save me sportaid dot com. sportaid dot com save me. #bg3 #lae'zel #vampireposted