#vc shitposts

[desertfangs]

Armand @ the rest of the Coven

#armand #the vampire armand #vc shitpost #vc humor #vc #vampire chronicles #the vampire chronicles #tvc #vc shitposts #i saw this image and it's literally all i can think of

[thenightflower]

The fandom when season 1 of iwtv ends and we find ourselves with no gay vampire show to watch on Sundays:

Felt so weird having nothing to watch today. 😭

#my gifs #vc shitposts #my memes #vc #the vampire chronicles #lestat de lioncourt #louis de pointe du lac #antoinette brown #claudia de lioncourt #claudia de pointe du lac #interview with the vampire #interview with the vampire tv show #iwtv: s01 | ep07

[nothing-but-paisley]

We all owe Daniel Molloy so much for spawning the entire Vampire Chronicles saga because he was so catastrophically horny he went to a second location with a guy who claimed to be a vampire.

#truly one of our bravest soldiers #daniel molloy #vc shitpost #the vampire chronicles #amc iwtv

[sad-leon]

I blame @gemini-forest

also inspired by This Post ... kinda

mostly the yoyo master video in general

#sad•leonart #rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise mikey #rise michelangelo #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt michelangelo #rise future mikey #rise future michelangelo #rottmnt future mikey #rottmnt future michelangelo #shitpost #gem and i should no longer be allowed on vc together /j #we're so giggly alsdkjfalsdfsd #yes i rendered this <3

[belovedstilldear]

Hi..

#belovedstill dear #belovedstill dear art #my art #shitpost #qsmp #qsmp pac #qsmp cellbit #qsmp fanart #qsmp art #qsmp shitpost #man im so hungry.. .. #how hungry.. .. . . #ill probably remake this #i made this late at night on a vc with my boyfriend

[xbomboi]

my god this was so embarrassing for him

does raven not see the png of herself proudly displayed on his mirrorpad or is she just Endeared by that.

#i know the answer #and i’m disappointed in them both for it. #maybe once they’re together they’ll act fed up with darling and apple’s messy situation #but they will forever be followed by their cringe origins. #bro literally asked her out on discord vc #AND SHE SAID YES #dexter is inspirational because no way that worked #sure raven’s never been asked out before like at all #but come on raven STAND UP 😭😭😭 #i hope apple was in the room with raven when it happened so when she hung up she could dog on raven for saying yes #i love them dearly btw #eah #ever after high #raven queen #dexter charming #dexven #shitpost

[vildo]

I’m obsessed with this

#iwtv #interview with the vampire #amc iwtv #amc interview with the vampire #iwtv season 2 #iwtv s2 #armand #loumand #gifs #louis de pointe du lac #louis #i wanna do this to everyone #all the time #vampire chronicles #vc #iwtv 2024 #tumblr trash #shitpost #my gifs #crack

[apoptoses]

It is #Molloy Monday and I am here to remind you that Daniel is featured most from 1975-1985 aka the Sluttiest Era of Modern Male Fashion.

Coming in HOT we have the cut off short shorts and cropped t-shirt or mostly unbuttoned button down combo. Daniel visited some warm climates during the chase years so I invite you to picture him in the tiniest ripped jean shorts sweating over whether or not that auburn haired lady down the street is actually Armand!!

Or going into the 80s sometimes the tops were REALLY cropped and exposed midrift and back!! Like just picture Daniel fucking around on Night Island in this, wow wow!!

But even when the pants were long the t-shirts were TIGHT, maximum pec definition through the shirt was a must.

If he didn't wanna show that much skin? That was fine because turtlenecks where IN baby!! These are basically vampire lingerie imo, covering up the most succulent part of the neck but still leaving a hint exposed below the jaw?? Armand had to have been dying of thirst!!!

(Also when it says Armand came to pick Daniel up from jail in a lawyer's tweed suit? He wasn't wearing no modern cut, he'd have been rocking the big lapels because this was the 70s tyvm)

Also important to note was that the 70s were the era of glam rock and androgyny, so picking a silky button down that looks like a women's blouse? Totally okay for men, very in style so long as you leave the top buttons undone to expose maximum chest.

Btw velour? Was IN. This is the 1979 equivalent of a juicy couture tracksuit which Armand could have snuggled right into while they were living in London.

And while the 80s sees the rise of a looser fit, that doesn't mean the crop top died or that people weren't still rocking a more form fitted jean when they were feeling casual.

This photo is from NYC in 1983 and shows that tight t-shirts and short shorts were still very much alive, just styled a bit differently! A tight top and looser straight leg jeans, or short bottom and a flowy open top took the place of all fitted looks.

Or that the mostly unbuttoned button down went away- if anything in the 80s the buttons went even LOWER and more revealing. Paired with a boxy linen suit this is essential 80s Miami aka Night Island looks.

and yeah that's spader, leave me alone, he's peak 80s here

This sweater is loose but it's got the deep V neck and a sheer knit, perfect for the beach!!

And yeah this is Sapder AGAIN but note the half open shirt, leather jacket, and jeans that get tighter near the ankle!! Classic 80s, baggy but still sexy, A+.

I SWEAR this is the last time I'm gonna use and abuse him but peep the muscle tank with the DIY cut edges on the arm holes! V neck! 80s!!!

Basically the takeaway here is that if you're putting them in the 80s and having them rock something baggy and double denim, the look still featured a tight waistline and rolled sleeves or rolled ankles to tighten the jeans. It wasn't just baggy all over!!

Here's some random images from the entire era to finish off:

So next time you're working on fic or art instead of just tossing Daniel into a regular old t-shirt and jeans consider doing some slutty 70s and 80s looks instead 😌

#daniel molloy #vampire chronicles #devil's minion #armand/daniel #vc shitpost #oops another spader adjacent post NOT SORRY ABOUT IT #he has so many early 80s movies they're easy to harvest from okay #and he's got the ash blond hair and beseeching look down #ANYWAYS i demand more daniel in short shorts art and fic tyvm #vc headcanons #apoptoses originals

[isaacthedruid]

she magging on my the til i archives

they magging on my thussy til i archives

he timming on my stoker til i fucking explode

she elias on my bouchard til meow (or: til i- if you ever want to know what you father looked like-)

they martin on my killbill til i blackwood (or [MARTIN STABS DEEPLY; THERE IS A SINGLE GASP]

he jonathan on my sims til i ceasely watch (or: til he finds two ribs in my desk drawer)

she ate on my sasha til she not

they jurgen on my leitner til i brutal pipe murder

he distorting on my michael til i spiral

....

she elias on my bouchard til i- apologies for the deception, jon...

#i wrote these with my friend annika in a vc at 10pm #tma #the magnus archives #tma spoilers #she blank on my blank til i blank #why did i write this #martin blackwood #jonathan sims #tim stoker #elias bouchard #tma memes #tma shitpost

[uncivilcivilservice]

Marius: If you could just conduct yourself in a stately manner for once

Lestat: I think I'll conduct myself in a Lestately manner instead 😎👉👉

Marius:

Lestat: 😎🫰👉🫰👉

#and then Marius kills him #sorry I couldn't sleep last night and this was all I had in my head #lestat #lestat de lioncourt #marius de romanus #vc shitpost #vc #marius

[desertfangs]

Armand is totally that guy who uses his boyfriend's toothbrush and Daniel is the guy who thinks it's kind of hot.

#daniel molloy #armand #armand/daniel #vc humor #vc shitposts #tell me i'm wrong though! #devil's minion #the devil's minion #devilsminion #armand x daniel #danmand #vc #vampire chronicles #tvc

[thenightflower]

Vampires in Australia:

#vampires #meme #anne rice #australia #my memes #Australia #vc shitposts #the vampire chronicles

[nothing-but-paisley]

Marius praying and begging for centuries for a scrap of acknowledgement or affection from Akasha only to walk in on her vampire 69-ing baby vamp Lestat is the funniest thing that ever happened in the whole series

#the vampire chronicles #vc shitpost #marius de romanus #okay Armand offering to kill Benedict was also good

[swans-chirping-in-the-distance]

My dad's terrifying summary of the Keeper books only by name (he's never read them)

Book 1: Sophie gets kidnapped; they start fighting the bad guys.

Exile: Sophie gets separated from the group and meets another 'Exile' who helps her plan against the bad guys.

Everblaze: They're knee-deep in the Everblaze (a reference to the song he made called "Knee-Deep in the Everblaze").

Neverseen: They're never seen.

4.5 (which doesn't exist but he made it up: The Christmas Special with Sophie time traveling because of the 'Keeper Trappers' or 'Trapper Keepers'.

Lodestar: They loved this band Lonestar, but since the name was already used, they decided to make the band Lodestar.

Nightfall: After the first concert, it becomes night.

Flashback: This is where the real stuff starts. The Keeper Trappers/ Trapper Keepers are relevant. Christmas come to the Elves. They kill the real Santa Claus who is actually Godzilla in a top hat.

Legacy: The legacy of the bad guy rises up and fights the Neverseen.

Unlocked: They spend the whole time trying to unlock a door, then at the end they say "unlocked" and you never know what's in there.

Stellarlune: The bat Stellaluna kills everyone and it ends with Sophie crying (she now only has one eye) and begging to go back to the Everblaze.

#kotlc #keeper of the lost cities #sophie foster #shitpost #what is this? idk #why? idk #!m!f! #tiwtr-vc

[draagu]

#rain world #saint #vc funny #shitpost #my art

[ihaventcomeupwthanameforaheroyet]

Accidentally misspelled Akasha as "The Queen of the Dumb". Well, considering her amazing plan in QotD, I can't even say this is entirely wrong! Like, imagine sitting on your ass for six thousand years and thinking about everything and finally coming up with this nonsense.

(This also makes Lestat the Prince of the Dumb... I won't say it.)

#stupid things i say #vc shitpost #qotd #akasha