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matan4il · 1 year

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Good Morning!!! Hope your feeling well today and got good health news. We actually have rain here in CA today which makes everyone excited since we are in a never ending drought. I was just hoping to add something about Carla if you don't mind.

So narrative wise. I believe Carla has always been set up as Eddie's sounding board (especially about his family) but now it's being reinforced because who will he gay panic/I'm in love with my best friend with but her. She's especially perfect because she knows Buck. This isn't something he will fret with Buck about because it is about Buck. Also this was kind of alluded to when Eddie made the joke, Im only talking to Carla now about Chris teasing/kissing. It could have just been a joke or it could also be considered forshadowing. What do you call her the Buddie Godmother? Very accurate lol!!

Secondly IRL they portray Carla's characters place in Eddie's life very accurately. I'm not sure if it's truly their intent or if it's accidental. However they have always truly represented a special needs parent life for Eddie. I know Home Health Care Aides and I also know people that need them. We have some of the best social services in CA. They generally are a part of your family. They are involved so intimately with your family because they really are in the trenches with you.

I guess my point is on both fronts Carla's place in the storyline is spot on and also very accurate to how she has been there all along. That hasn't changed at all. Even when they wanted to show the sadness of the pandemic, it was by showing us she had to read to Christopher over zoom.

Thanks for letting me ramble!!! Sending you lots of love from all the way over here!!!

Hi darling! Thank you so much, I’m not great, but that’s more to do with work than health right now, I had to deal with two antisemites in the last two tours I’ve given and I am SO tired, I swear. I was entertaining quitting today (totally what I needed on the first eve of Hanukkah, too). And then one lady said a couple of kind words and I picked myself up and continued. Sometimes that’s all it takes, right? *hearts*

I agree with you so much that Carla demonstrates how home health care aides do integrate into families, and I think they always had that idea in mind, we see it even back in s1 when Carla is still with Abby. I’m sure they wanted to maintain that element after Abby departed. I also believe that they wanted Carla as a soundboard for Abby before she left, so it made sense that once they had a new character without a spouse on the show, they would kill two birds with one stone by moving her to be Eddie’s soundboard as well.

And absolutely, if and when they want Eddie to have a revelation and need someone to vocally agonize to over the pining and fear and want and obstacles, she would be perfectly placed for that. Especially since she’s already been established as being interested in his (and Abby’s) romantic life. How fitting (and poetic) that in both cases, it would end up being about Buck, and that Carla would be able to witness how Eddie will heal what Abby has broken?

Oh, you are always welcome to ramble in my inbox, and you never have to thank me for it! I’m happy for anything I can do for you, lovely! Sending you lots of love, hugs and good rain! (as always, here’s my ask tag!) xoxox

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poltergeist-coffee · 5 months

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We all miss insaneduo, Fantasminha

They will be together again eventually and all the problems in the world will disappear

Cucurucho is missing... duck, this means he's brazilian now??????

He went to Brazil!!!! 🇧🇷 🇧🇷

I'm happy I will probably will be able to see whatever the event tomorrow will be:D

Holidays how I love you(unfortunately, I don't remember any other on this month right now:(

I just... have been noticing how much holidays we have here...)

Also, update on that rp where I threw a table

I ate a fairy.

Also, how's the weather where you live? Because it's has been hot as hell on Brazil, I've seen some people talking that rained

But where I live? drizzle of rain(I have no idea if that's The Word, I just put that in the translator) at max on the middle of the night

Northeasterners suffer

I don't wanna think about how December will be(I'm going to melt)

While on fit's chat the other day, someone said they melt at 20 c

...

Firstly, how??? THAT'S COLD TO ME

Secondly, that person shouldn't come to Brazil in summer, not where I live at least (maybe South is less hot but I don't know honestly)

- 🍽

sobbing wailing theowing up can we get one (1) insaneduo interaction before the end of the year please :"(( please it's all i ask i miss them so much TTTT

BRAZIL NUMBER ONE!!!! CUCURUCHO GOT ITS ASS KIDNAPPED LET'S GOOO!!!! (orrr the sillier idea is that cellbit returned to the island really hungry and ate it :3) (maybe cucurucho is busy trying to rescue jaiden from purgatory who knows u-u

my birthday is coming up actually!! it's on the 26 so hopefully it wont be busy on the qsmp so i can actually celebrate it without worrying im missing something on the qsmp XDD

good job :thumbs up: i hope the fairy tasted yummy lolol

it's been very gloomy and lots of rain where I live recently :OO i live in California and normally where I am it's very warm even in the winter lol... it barely rains here (we are always at risk for droughts lmao) so the rain has been nice ^^

JNDVAKS i wouldn't survive in Brazil i am so weak to heat i just suffer and then die avmakskas

#✉️ asks or whatever #🍽️ anon

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carrickbender · 4 years

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Update:

One of my dear friends got crushed in a pot launcher fishing cod in Alaska. He was on "the deadliest catch" previously, but he was not fishing on a boat on the show when the accident occurred. Airlifted to Anchorage, crushed pelvis and developed blood clots. Thankfully, the surgery went great and he will be flying back to the lower 48 later this week. Makes me kinda glad that I'm not on deck anymore for big pot fishing. Its a death trap, and if I ever do it again, ill be in the wheelhouse, thanks.

- Henry y'all. The kid who finally likes water, is constantly asking "what's that?", and goes at 1000000 miles a minute...gives the best hugs. Parenthood, while a combat sport after 40, is quite an amazing thing.

- so we have French laurel bushes, which drop French laurel berries, and these freeloading bastards come down and just help themselves. I say come down as we must be the desert stop: my mom lives up the hill, and has had her garden decimated by the same deer. And while its funny to hear her lose her shit about this herd, I told her to electrify her fence. 'Noooooo, it won't be necessary'.... RIGHT!!!!

- The smoke, up until a couple of days ago, has been awful. My heart aches for all those who lost their homes, including H's aunt, in Oregon and elsewhere. My opinion, however, is that this is just a taste of what's to come. Years of drought, poor forest fire management (not raking the forests Don!), and climate change are going to make these fires the norm.

- This pic I took in dangerous bay, on Kodiak, in 2009. Simpler times, and a place I miss...

- I bought a juicer, thinking we were going to do blackberry jelly. Yeah, first the smoke,then the rain, and now its going to be a scramble just to get enough to do 2 batches. 2 more boxes of peaches and maybe a box of pears, then done till I can start smoking chum salmon. Sooon...

- Great sign, huh? These are the same people who are proud to vote for a man who didnt believe a rape victim and helped keep her accuser free. And the same people who are overjoyed at the prospect that Donald Trump will be able to load the Supreme Court with jurists to compliment the judges Mitch McConnell has installed in lower courts instead of passing legislation. Assholes...

- And please indulge me: H's latest colourways are just gorgeous. Shes so talented, Im happy that I get to help her getting the her products to market for others to enjoy.

I know, I'm pretty boring these days, and im busy as hell. Thank you for sticking around and for sharing yourselves with the digital beyond. I see you all, and im grateful to be able to read about your lives. Many blessings!

#me #this is my life #singer/songwriter #washington state #dad and son #henry adam #dad life #im a mess #covid blues

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itwontsurvivemee · 7 years

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rules: answer all questions, add one question of your own and tag as many people as there are questions. tagged by big sis @grumpybell <3

1. coke or pepsi: neither

2. disney or dreamworks: disney? i can’t think of dreamwork movies off the top of my head

3. coffee or tea: neither but if i had to choose, coffee

4. books or movies: oh god.... both?

5. windows or mac: mac

6. dc or marvel: i wanna say dc bc they do better by their characters (esp female) but i grew/am growing up on marvel so...

7. x-box or playstation: i don’t play video games (not in the snobby way, in the i have a 12 year old brother and i’ve tried and i suck) but we own an xbox so?

8. dragon age or mass effect: are these video games bc refer to above. the only video game i’ve been decent at is this one where you drive around a car and hit a ball and it’s like extreme monster truck soccer...

9. night owl or early riser: earrrlllyyyy riseeeerrr

10. cards or chess: cards! i suck at chess

11. chocolate or vanilla: vanilla

12. vans or converse: vans, converse feel like cardboard

13. Lavellan, Trevelyan, Cadash, or Adaar: who?

14. fluff or angst: uh fluff with angst, angst with a happy ending?

15. beach or forest: can i say both?

16. dogs or cats: dogs!!!! (cats are EVIL)

17. clear skies or rain: clear skies! rain makes me sad

18. cooking or eating out: uhhhhh.. i really dislike cooking/cleaning so eating out

19. spicy food or mild food: spicy (im indian god damnit)

20. halloween/samhain or solstice/yule/christmas: christmas?

21. would you rather forever be a little too cold or a little too hot: too cold? like how cold we talking?

22. if you could have any superpower, what would it be?: reading/controlling people’s minds

23. animation or live action: live action!

24. paragon or renegade: idk?

25. baths or showers: showers, i stopped taking baths when cali got a drought and never got back into the habit of them

26. team cap or team ironman: IRONNNN MANNNN

27: fantasy or sci-fi: sci-fi

28. do you have three or four favorite quotes, if so what are they: yikesss ok 1. “There is so much stubborn hope in the human heart” - Albert Camus 2. ““Have a heart that never hardens, and a temper that never tires, and a touch that never hurts.” - Charles Dickens 3. “Heaven knows we need never be ashamed of our tears, for they are rain upon the blinding dust of earth, overlying our hard hearts.” - Dickens again and 4. “We Will Live” - Viet Thanh Nguyen

29. netflix or youtube: netflix!

30. Harry Potter or Percy Jackson: percy jackson bc i’ve never read hp

31. when you feel accomplished: uh, when i get good grades on something i studied really hard for or i wrote a good essay or when i do well at soccer practice.

32. star wars or star trek: star werk? ( a mix??!) new star trek and rouge one

33. paperback or hardback: hardcover

34. horror or rom-com: rom-com

35: Tv shows or movies: tv shows

36. spotify or pandora: spotify

37. zootopia or inside out: zootopia (but inside out was so amazing)

38. favorite book: the kite runner, vicious, the sympathizer, aristotle and dante discover the secrets of the universe, the book thief, I Am the Messenger (a lot!)

39. favourite flower: i like all flowers but maybe tulips?

40. what field of study are you in (or aspire to be in): I want to go into political science! 41. song lyric you really love?: “big ideas fill empty bars” or “hold me in this wild wild world”

42. top vacation destination?: I WANNA VISIT PAIGE TOOOO ERIN! but like idk i wanna visit more national parks if that counts but i like vacationing anywhere tropical!

43. what’s your patronus? (what you would pick, regardless of pottermore): i have noooooo idea bc as mentioned b4 i haven’t read the books and i don’t really know how these work.

44. if you had to have one character from your favorite tv show become your best friend who would it be and from where? (mine) mine would be hmmmm... either raven/bell from the 100 or michaela pratt from htgawm.

since i probs don’t even have 44 friends, i tag these lovlies: @sassamyblake @thelovelylights @zoemonroe @montygreens @whyclarke and @onemanbellarmy

#mine #tag games #about me #!!!!!!!

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jiilys · 7 years

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a love letter: my goaty turns seventeen

@deadgwen BABE. HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT. YOU'RE. SEVENTEEN. MY SESTRA MY BEAUTIFUL MY #1 GOAT AND LIFE PARTNER HAS F I N A LL Y CAUGHT UP TO ME AND I JUST !!!!!!!!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEAUTIUFUL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY GOAT. SEVENTEEN. AN ALMOST LEGALLY ALLOWED TO DRINK GOAT. AN ALMOST LEGAL GOAT. CAN'T BELIEVE IT. HOW WE WILL BE BADASS GOATS IF WE CAN NO LONGER DRINK UNDERAGE. THE FUCK ARE WE GUNNA DO. WHO WILL WE BE. HOW WILL BE COOL IF WE CAN'T ILLEGALLY DRINK WE’RE GUNNA HAVE TO GO BACK TO BEING N E R DS OH N O

BUT REAL TALK the birthday post u made me was 985324958320958 words and ofc I could never top u (10,000 WORD EMAIL!!!!!!!!!!!! THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!! I LITERALLY DON’T BELIEVE U!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO CAN DO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UR A LYING GOAT OK ILL HAVE TO SEE TO BELIEVE) and I'm not as good with words as u are even tho I'm meant to be the writer here u have like GIFT WITH BEIN A DRAMATIC ASSHOLE and I TRY MY BEST but I can't NEVER TOP U and I DON’T EVEN CARE BC I LOVE U SO DAMN MUCH

DEADASS. U WERE THE BEST THING THAT HAPPENED TO ME IN 2014 BC IT WAS THE WORST ASSS YEAR AND THEN!!!!!!!!! I MET YOU!!!!!!!! AND!!!! THE WORLD WAS SUCH A NICE PLACE WHEN WE TALKED AND PUT U IN MY FOLLOW FOREVER AND U DEAD ASS MESSAGED ME SAYING THANK YOU !!!!!!!!

(AND I've BEEN THINKING GOATY AND ITS STRAIGT UP AND ACT OF GOD THAT WE’RE FRIENDS LIKE THE UNIVERSE WANTED US TOGETHER BECAUSE THINK. OF. OUR. TRACK. RECORD. OF RESPONDING TO SHIT. I AM FAMOUSLY THE WORST RESPONDER OF ALL TIME LEAST WE FORGET LAST MONTH WHEN I ANSWERED 15/1000 ASKS AND THEN CALLED IT A DAY AND U HAVE 583583 ASKS ASKING U HOW U MAKE UR BOMBASS GRAPHICS AND SHIT AND I JUST!!! U MESSAGED ME!!!! THANK FUCKING GOD!!! AND THEN I RESPONDED !!!!! AND WE WERE IN LOVE!!! RIGHT THEN RIGHT THERE WE FELL IN DEADASS LOVE)

AND I REMEMBER TO THIS DAY BECAUSE WE WERE TYPING IN ALL CAPS AND I WAS LIKE !!!!!!!!!! THIS GIRL IS SO BADASS I LOVE HER SHE'S FUCKIN HILARIOUS AND WITTY AND THE BEST AND YOU SENT ME THIS MESSAGE LIKE ‘*GAME OF THRONES VOICE* WINTER IS COMING*’ AND I KNEW. I KNEW THAT U WERE MY PERSON. I KNEW. I FELT IT. MY GIRL. MY PERSON FORVER.

TO THIS FUCKIN DAY I DISTRUST ANYONE WHO DOESN’T LIKE CAPS. U HAVE ACTUALLY AFFECTED MY LITERAL PERSONALITY I USED TO START TALKING TO PEOPLE IN CAPS AND THEY WOULD RESPOND IN LOWER CASE AND I WOULD ?????????? BE LIKE ????????????? THE FUC ???????? WAT ????????????

I LOVE TYPING IN CAPS WITH YOU I LOVE HOW YOU HATE LOWER CASE AND WHEN I TURNED 16 YOU MADE ME A POWER POINT FOR MY BIRTHDAY AND IT WAS BEAUTIUFL AND I CRIED AND YOU HAVE ALWAYS JUST BEEN THE BEST GOAT AND SPEAKING OF GOAT

SHAMEFUL CONFESSION TIME: I LITERALLY HAVE NO IDEA WHY WE CALL EACH OTHER GOAT. I HAVE COMPELTLY FORGOTTEN THE ORGIN STORY LIKE. WHY. DO. WE DO THIS. ALL I REMEMBER IS #WRITECLUBBAYBAES AND CALLING EACH OTHER A FAKE HOE CONSTANTLY CAUSE WE HAD THAT FIGHT ABT WHO WAS MORE OF A FAKE HOE (OBVSLY I WON U R THE FAKEST HOE) BUT STILL. NO IDEA WHY WE ARE GOATS. I LOVE IT THOUGH. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. HAVE I SAID THAT YET? I LOVE YOU.

YOU ARE ALSO THE #1 REASON IM ALWAYS SENDING LIKE A ZILLION MESSAGES AT ONCE IT WAS U U DID THIS TO ME OK EVERYONE ELSE JUST SENDS LIKE TWO OR THREE BUT NOT US WE’RE SENDING 25 MESSAGES ALL IN CAPS WITH 100 EXCLAIMATION POINTS AND UN E S ESARY SP A CES LIKE HOW EXTRA CAN WE GET WE’RE THE BEST

AND THEN WE TALK MORE ABT MUSIC AND MY BBY HAS !!!!!!! THE BEST MUSIC TASTE !!!!!!!!! OF ALL TIME !!!!!! ‘ EASE’ CLEARED MY SKIN AND FEED MY CHILDREN AND THE RUN AWAY WITH ME REMIX MADE IT RAIN DURING A DROUGHT AND WINTERBREAK IS STILL THE BEST SHIT OF MY LIFE AND THE FACT THAT WE BOTH HAVE AN OBESSION WITH LOVER WHERE DO YOU LIVE IS THE BEST THING THAT’S EVER HAPPENED TO ME

SERIES OF RANDOM FACTS I KNOW ABT ANDY THAT I CAN'T FORGET AND HAVE NO OTHER USE FOR EXCEPT HERE IN LOVE LETTERS LIKE THIS:

- SHE ONCE HAD A DREAM WHERE SHE KILLED A BUNCH OF PEOPLE IN A WAREHOUSE AND THEN DESCRIBED IT TO ME IN GRAPHIC DETAIL FOR A GOOD 45 MINUTES BC SHE WAS SO HORRIFIED

- THOUGHT MALCOM TURNBULL WAS HOT AND CALLED HIM DADDY DON’T LIE ANDROMEDA I HAVE THE RECIEPTS

- SHE'S THE BEST DAMN ICE SKATER!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! THE MOST RUSSIAN SPORT OF ALL TIME EVER AND MY BBY GIRL KILLS IT!!!!!!!!!! MY SESTRA!!!!!!!!!!!

- TAUGHT ME THE WORD SESTRA WHICH IS FITTING BC SHE IS MINE

- THREATENED TO TAKE MY MOTHER TO COURT BC SHE MADE MY SISTER RETURN A BRACELET SHE STOLE FROM THE DOCTORS WHEN SHE WAS FOUR TALK ABT EXTRA

- WON'T LET BLING BLING JIMMY STAY AT HER HOUSE

- HAS A HABIT OF MAKING TYPOS WITH J IN THEM

- SAID ZCRYING ONCE AND LIKE. IT WASN’T EVEN THE WORST TYPO EITHER ONE OF US HAS MADE BUT. STILL. NOW IT’S A MEME. OUR VERY OWN MEME. ALWAYS. I'M ZCRYING ABT IT.

- THE HEADPHONE BIT IN THE FLOWERS IN JAMES’ RIBS IS ABT HER AND HER BF AND SHE STILL ISNT OVER IT LIKE SHE BRINGS IT UP TO THIS DAY AND I JUST !!!!!!!!!! LOVE HER !!!!!!!!!! SO FUCKING MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

- CAN'T STAND HEARING LYKKE LY WHICH IS A SHAME BECAUSE I’LL I’LL FOLLOW YOU. I’LL FOLLOW YOU D E E P S E A B A B Y

- I WOULD FOLLOW HER DEEP SEA BABY

- I TOLD HER IF SHE WAS A ROOM SHE’D BE A DINGY FLAT BATHROOM BUT I LIED. SHE WOULD BE THE FUCKING CHANDELLER HALLWAY FROM THOSE OLD MOVIES THAT HAVE THE HUGE STAIR CASE LIKE SOME GONE WITH THE WIND SHIT HONESTLY THE MOST DECADENT AND BEAUTIFUL AND BEST ROOM THE ROOM THAT EVERYONE WANTS TO BE IN ALL THEIR LIFE

- WE USED TO SEND FANMAILS ALL THE TIME AND WE WERE BOTH SO SALTY THAT TUMBLR STOPPED FANMAIL AND SHE DOWNLOADED THIS SPEICAIL EXTENTION SO WE COULD FANMAIL IT WAS A MESS CAN U BELIEVE 15 YEAR OLD US

- DIDN’T KNOW WHAT SHOT MEANT UNTIL I TOLD HER

- IS ALWAYS SAYING SHE'S GOING TO CATCH UP ON TEEN WOLF AND THEN NEVER DOES

- HATES THE WORD SMOL BECAUSE SHE IS S M O L

- WAS FORCED TO DRIVE BACK TO AUCKLAND FOR NEW YEARS IN HER BIKINI BC HER FRIEND GOT THE SQUAD IN THE CAR AND #GAPPED IT AND TO THIS DAY I AM LAUGHING

- MADE FUN OF MY OBESSESSION WITH FLOWERS BUT I DON’T CARE ILL STILL BUY THEM FOR HER BC THAT’S HOW DEEP MY LOVE IS

- GOT HER BF A FUCKIN DOG FOR HIS BIRTHDAY LIKE THE FUCK GOATY HE DOESN’T DESERVE U HAZZA ISNT GOOD ENOUGH FOR U YOU ARE ART

- IS ALWAYS SAYING ‘DO NOT DIE’ LIKE I COULD SAY ‘I'M GETTING FOOD’ AND YOU WOULD SAY ‘OKAY GOAT DO NOT DIE’

- RECOMMENED ME THE BEST SONG OF ALL TIME ANTHEMS FOR A SEVETEEN YEAR OLD BECAUSE

PARK THAT CAR

DROP THAT PHONE

SLEEP ON THE FLOOR

D R E A M A B O U T M E

(I WAS JUST GOING THOUGH OUR OLD FANMAILS AND I JUST FOUND THIS ONE U SENT THAT JUST SAYS ‘*ANGIRLY EATS TRAIN*’ AND LIKE. SAME)

AND NOW WE EMAIL AND ITS JUST THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I LOVE OUR EMAILS I LOVE HOW THEY'RE SO EXTRA AND LONG AND HOW WE’RE ALWAYS RECING MUSIC AND SCREAMING ABOUT SHERLOCK OR TEEN WOLF OR SKAM (OUR SKAM CHAT IS THE FUCKIN BEST IN THE WORLD EVER U R SO SMART U ARE THE SMARTEST PERSON IN THE WORLD TO THIS DAY I THINK ABT WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT WILLIAM AND I DIE. UR SO SMART. THE SMARTEST AND THE BEST) AND I HAVE WAITED 34857239857 YEARS FOR UR MOST RECENT EMAIL BUT I DON’T CARE I WILL WALK THROUGH HELL FOR UR EMAILS AND I HAVE ALL MINE SAVED ON MY COMPUTER IN A FOLDER BC THEY TAKE D A YS TO TYPE AND THEY'RE LIKE DIARY ENTRIES AND I HAVE URS IN MY INBOX ALWAYS BECAUSE WE’RE SUCH ASSHOLES™(COPYRIGHT JONAH FUCKIN GRIGGS) AND I CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH OF US

THE WORST PART ABT BEIN FRIEND WITH U HANDS DOWN IS THAT U NEVER. SHOW. UR. DAMN FACE LIKE EVER I GET NO SELFIES I GET NO SNAPCHATS THAT DON’T HAVE FILTERS ON THEM AND ITS SO DAMN ANNOYING BECAUSE YOU'RE!!!!!!!! THE MOST BEAUTIUFUL !!!!!!!!!! PERSN !!!!!!!!!!!! I'VE EVER SEEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK HOW BAD MY SPELLING IS AND U KNOW WHY????????? ITS BC I'M THINK ABT UR FACE AND ITS DISTRACTING ME

HERE IS THE THING: UR HAIR IS A LIKE A DAMN WATERFALL. STRIAIGHT AS A RULER AND JUST LIKE. FLOWING. A GOLDEN/BRUENETTE RIVER. LIKE SPUN GOLD. BEAUTIUFUL. INTOXICATING. THE MOST. SUBLIME THING. IN. THE. WORLD. WHEN I SEE UR HAIR I LITERALLY FALL DOWN STAIRS AND HAVE TO LIE DOWN FOR HOURS AFTER LIKE. DEADASS. EVEN IF THERE ARE NO STAIRS AROUND I FALL INTO THE PIT OF HELL KNOWING THAT UR HAIR WILL CATCH ME. I TRUST UR DAMN HAIR. THAT RIVER OF GOODNESS WOULD NEVER LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO ME.

UR. FCUKIN. CHEEKBONES. LIKE. HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY FITTIN UNDER UR SKIN HOW IS UR SKIN NOT RIPPED THE FUCK UP FROM KEEPING THOSE BAD BOYS UNDER THERE LIKE !!!!!!! THEY'RE SO SHARP!!!!!!!!! I LOOK AT THEM AND MY EYEBALLS ARE LIKE ?????????? THE FUC HOW DO THEY WORK HOW ARE THEY LIKE THAT THEY'RE LIKE KNIVES I FEEL U N S A F E LOOKIN AT UR CHEEKBONES BC THEY COULD DEADASS KILL ME AND THE ONLY THING THAT WOULD PROTECT ME WOULD BE UR BEAUTIFUL HOT AMAZING LIFE SAVING HAIR.

AND THEN. THE ACCENT CHALLENGE. WHERE DO I EVEN BEGIN. ALL OF IT WAS ART. UR FEAR OF THE PIPES. RAMBLING ABT THE ORDER OF PHOENIX FOR 8 MINUTES. THE WAY U SAY PHOENIX LITERALLY HAD ME ON MY KNEES PRAYIN TO JESUS FOR STRENGTH. CARAMEL. REMOTE. CAROLIN. IM STRAIGHT UP.

*ROLLS OFF BED AND ONTO FLOOR*

*STARTS SCREAMING* *ALL THE WINDOWS SHATTER* *I AM COVERED IN GLASS* *I AM BLASTING DESTINY’S CHILD’S ICONIC CLASSIC ‘SAY MY NAME’ BECAUSE ALL I EVER WANT TO HEAR IS U SAYING MY NAME LIKE I CAN LITERALLY DIE HAPPY IF I CAN HEAR U SAYING MY NAME I WANT IT PLAYED AT MY FUNERAL AND WHEN I SLEEP AND WHEN I'm WALKING TO THE BUS AND WHEN I DO ANYTHING IN THE WORLD EVER I LOVE IT I LOVE CAROLIN IF I DON’T GET AT LEAST 8 SNAPCHAT VIDEOS PER DAY OF U SAYING CAROLIN I WILL STAB MYSELF WITH ONE OF BLING BLING JIMMYS BLINGS*

I can't express how much I love ur voice like. its so sharp. Like a knife or a broken bone or a needle. Clear. Like glass or a pool of water or the sky with no clouds. A masterpiece. Most of the time when people say someone voice is cutting they mean it in a harsh way but I don’t because. Your voice. I could hear your voice under water it’s that sharp. I could hear your voice through concrete. I could hear your voice if you were at a taylor swift concert and I was in an abandoned supermarket. it can cut through that much space. my andy with the worlds best voice. Of course. Of course.

For real though: happy fucking birthday my angel. You're one of my favourite people in the world. I can never get sick of you because you always make me laugh. I love you. I love you. I love you. I've said that a million times but I don’t care because I really, really do.

#I SWEAR IM WRITING U A THINK OK ITS HAPPENING GIVE ME A WEEK OR TWO AND U WILL HAVE IT OK TRUST ME #DEADGWEN #I LOVE MY GOATY SO MUCH HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANGEL ID DIE FOR U #ANDY #PISS OFF CAROLINE #YES THIS A DAMN LOVE LETTER BECAUSE I L O VE Y O U

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