#weird lookin frogs

[oldquirkycryptidcrochet]

I'm on a mission to see how far I can abstract the concept of "frog" and still have it be visibly a frog. I'm very proud of this work in this sense. These should be for sale soon :)

#crochet #crochet plushie #crochet toys #handmade #original design #plushie #stuffie #frog #frog plushie #stuffed frog #frog stuffie #froggy #i love frogs #weird lookin frogs #frogs #yippee #crochet frog

[skelekins]

rough skemtches of Kelek's cat inspired by this video

#wanna base it on a cornish rex lksadjakjfd #so it can be super skronked #frog in a cats body #meOw #kelek posting #kelek found his weird cat in the garbage #and fell in love #gremlin lookin cat #slekekins doodles #long skrinkly guy #or gal #shreegshrog #hotdog headed cat

[thisbelongsto-nohbodys]

[The Calamity Trio and their kids are at the airport]

Anne: Alright, you three ready to see your “Aunties” Luz and Amity and “cousin” Azura for her quinceañera, er “King-ceañera”…

Calamity kids: Yes Mom.

Percy: Do we have to go? Azura’s weird.

Maddi: of course she’s weird, she’s literally a witch.

Sasha: Now kids stop that.

Marcy: Yeah, especially if you want to play the “who’s weird” game, you three have family members that are actually giant talking frogs.

Sasha: Plus you three are one of Azura’s few friends on Earth. The only ones she can really talk to about traveling to other worlds while having to keep it a secret. You know how hard it is to make friends with a secret like that.

Calamity kids: We know…

Anne while tussling Lily’s hair: and it’s not like she did what this one did and got others stuck and nearly ended the world.

Lily: *groaning* your never going to let that go are you?

Anne: Not till you leave for college, Lily-Pad.

Maddi while lookin go at the invitation: Moms, what state is “The Right Arm”?

Anne: What the?

Calamity Trio looking at the invitation:………uh oh, the party is on the Isles

Calamity Siblings in the middle of the airport: Yay! Demon Party!!

#amphibia #Sashannarcy #calamity siblings #the owl house #Anne Boonchuy #sasha waybright #Marcy wu #lily boonchuy #maddi boonchuy #percy boonchuy #Lumity

[13leaguestories]

Roe doodle drop check-

I had these sitting in my computer since last year hell a few months before I sent the other one and I haven't been able to get back to it since for-EVER then I saw you posted and remembered I had this and knew I wasn't gonna finish this or even clean the damn sketch up so for give the weird lookin Bradley and the guide lines T^T (wanted to fill the damn page by shrinking the sketches too so they look horribly pixel-ly D:<) Also, Man-Bun-Rahim and Pencil-Sketch-Emoticon-Zillah have been in my head since the beginning 👀 lil scripts (lil edited): "Fae darling, this frog hat is cute asf so I'm stealing it, thank you and good day."

"Sensory Overload?" "Mmmfgh.." "Anything I can do?" "Trrm tgh lgh ffff..." "Sorry wat?" "TURN THE DAMN LIGHT OFF." "WAT THE FA-"

Okay but you gotta give me the background for the frog hat, cos it's adorable and I feel like there's a story there that I want to know about.

Also, thank you for sharing these amazing pieces.

#superstition ask #superstition art

[mysteryshoptls]

SSR Rook Hunt Dorm Uniform Personal Story: Part 1

"The true culprit... is you!"

Part 1 (Part 2) (Part 3)

[Courtyard]

Vil: …8…9…10! Next up, camel pose.

Vil: Open up your chest area and slowly bend your upper body back. Once you're able to grab your ankles, keep that pose.

Everybody: Yes, sir!

Epel: Urgh… Rook-san…

Rook: What is it, Monsieur Pommette?

Epel: I thought I was supposed to be here to help the film club with their next movie, but… Urk!

Epel: Why are we… urgh… doing yoga?

Rook: Well, Epel-kun. It's to help you relax and prepare your body for the coming activities, of course.

Rook: The more we can release the tension we hold, the more our minds open, and communication becomes easier.

Rook: Yoga is the optimum exercise to increase blood flow, accelerate metabolism, and calm your spirit. On top of that, it improves your posture and style so you can become even more beautiful!

Rook: That's why Vil always does yoga before starting his film club activities.

Epel: I-I see… But there's gotta be a more easier way to do that… right?

Rook: By the way, Epel-kun. You need to bend your back further, or you cannot call that a camel pose.

Rook: Don't worry, I'll help you out by pulling your arms back!

Epel: Eh, no, it's fine―

Epel: OWWWWWWWWW!!!!

Rook: Hahaha, it seems your body is quite stiff, Monsieur Pommette.

Savanaclaw Student A: Yo, look at those film club guys. They're all in funny poses! I definitely wouldn't be caught dead doing weird stuff like that in front of other people.

Film Club Member A: What do you guys want, barging in on us like that. And, this is called yoga, first of all…

Film Club Member B: Leave them be. Those muscle-for-brains in Savanaclaw wouldn't be able to comprehend our more limber exercises.

Savanaclaw Student B: Haaah? You lookin' for a fight?

Rook: Come now, don't be so quick to anger! Why not join us?

Rook: Why don't we do yoga together to strengthen our bonds and achieve that higher beauty!

Savanaclaw Student A: Who'd wanna do that!? "Beauty" ain't nothing useful. Yo, let's get out of here.

Epel: …Pissin' me off. Rook-san, how can you stand to invite people like that?

Rook: I thought they'd be able to see the merits of yoga if they tried it. Alas.

Rook: Oh, what have I done! I got caught up in talking, and that I forgot to help you.

Rook: My apologies, let's continue.

Epel: Eh, no, I'm good now… Ow ow ow owww!!!!

Vil: ―Epel?

Epel: Ah… Vil-san.

Vil: I thought I might have heard an awful sound much like a frog being squashed, but that must have been my imagination, yes?

Epel: Urgh… I'm sorry, I'll be better.

Vil: Rook. I'd like to believe that there won't be any issues cropping us as long as you're near him, but…

Vil: If something were to happen, I expect you to "properly" educate him.

Vil: Epel is still lacking in aspects other than just his manners and aesthetic sense.

Epel: Am… I?

Vil: Just a moment ago, were you not irritated when those Savanaclaw students came and tried to meddle with us?

Vil: Don't bring in any low-level fights into Pomefiore. Understand?

Epel: Yes, sir…

Vil: And Rook, understand this. If Epel starts a fight with anyone from another dorm during this shoot…

Vil: I'll kick you both out of the film club― No, from the dorm.

Epel: …Man, even though I was just forced here to help.

Vil: Did you say something?

Epel: Nothin'… Ah, I mean, nothing at all.

Vil: Anyway. Try to keep self-control and prevent yourself from any sort of behavior that would tarnish the Pomefiore name.

Rook: Oui, Roi de Poison. Leave it to me!

Film Club Member A: Look at how cozy those three look together…

Film Club Member C: Epel-kun and Rook-senpai are pretty amazing. Putting aside the fact that he's in the same dorm, they're able to talk with Vil-san so casually.

Film Club Member C: Maybe it's 'cause I used to see him on TV and in magazines before I enrolled here, but I still get nervous, y'know?

Film Club Member A: Yeah. The fact that those two can talk to him no problem is pretty amazing.

[Interior Hallway]

―The next day

Epel: Ah, Rook-san.

Rook: Oh, Epel-kun. You're here early.

Epel: Yes, sir. My classes ended early today, so…

Film Club Members: Hello!

Rook: Ah, you all as well, I see… Then, I suppose we'll be the first in the club room today.

[Classroom]

Rook: Vil won't be with us today, due to some work he has, so I'll lead the club activities…

Film Club Member B: …What's wrong?

Rook: La vache… How terrible. Look at that.

Epel: Woah! Vil-senpai's costume is torn to shreds!?

Film Club Member A: It's not just the costume, either. The partition for the film set, too…

Everybody:!!

Epel: Wh-What's that creepy message written' in red paint over there…?

Rook: "Inadequate beauty"… Must be a message left by whoever destroyed the costume.

Rook: Hm, this is quite the case… This seems to be a declaration of war!!

Part 1 (Part 2) (Part 3)

Requested by Anonymous.

#twisted wonderland #twst #rook hunt #vil schoenheit #epel felmier #twst rook #twst vil #twst epel #twst translation

[lunaeuphternal]

✩ Bloooooog Intro ✩

Hello Pancakes, welcome to the weird corner of tumblr where you will find a 5ft maladaptive daydreamer who posts anything that her damaged little heart desires

(Maybe we can be damaged together )

Stuff I happen to like:

Decent sounding musicals(lookin’ at you Disney’s Wish)

Steak tacos

Cartoons

Normal Music(Lady Gaga, Prince, Mitski, Kendrick Lamar, just anything that catches my ear’s attention)

My demented sense of humor

Pretty Princess Dresses

Poisonous Frogs

Hot Fries

My oc’s that I keep in the basement of my head

Anyhoo, hope you enjoy what I have to offer. But…if you’re already sick of this version of me check out my writing blog, I act much more civilized there!

Writing blog: @victorialikestowrite

Reddit: Victoriaistiredandscriptwrites

Signing out for now,

Baconandeggs-25:)

#blog intro #animation lover #maladaptive daydreaming #writeblr #tumblr memes #I’m a joke #I hope u like it here #hehe #im usually delirious during this hour #introduction #I hope you think I’m funny #maladapting daydreaming disorder #malamemes #animation #writerscommunity #luv you! #i like to think im funny

[phoenixkaptain]

FNAF is so intriguing because it has the duality I crave in all media I consume…

It has murder. Horror. Large beasts with rows and rows of sharp teeth and claws. A fundamentally tragic story underlining everything, a story about loss and vengeance and trying and failing. There are legitimately horrifying ideas and scenes. There are scenes that send shivers down your spine and there are images that are brutal and the entire experience is set up to unnerve you, to make you uneasy. It does this so well. From the ambient noises to the music, the whole thing is primed to maks you uncomfortable, even if you never get jumpscared once. It’s fear of the unknown, fear of what you can imagine, fear of what your mind chooses to fill in the gaps with…

But also! Freddy has a cute lil tophat! Foxy as he’s trying to sneak out of Pirate’s Cove is so funny! Shadow Bonnie appears in Ultimate Custom Night just to turn off the lights and smile at you for ten seconds! Over half the known characters (who are not animatronics) are British people living in Utah (of all the places)! Helpy exists! Mr. Hippo rambles! Happy Frog!!! The literal trash! The jar of pickles!! Old man consequences, just a weird-lookin guy (is he an alligator? What’s up with he face?) fishin in the depths.

And that’s just stuff that happened before even the VR game came out! This game series is insane, man, it’s nuts, it’s absolutely wild, it always has been, the murderer is literally a yellow bunny, like, come on, that’s objectively hilarious, he’s killed by his own hubris and stuck in a rabbit costume for the rest of his life and his afterlife. He has to deal with DeeDee singing “How un-for-tu-nate~!” for the rest of eternity, that’s so fucking funny, dude.

It also has the added benefit of making people so upset because people decide to spend time debating the gender of robots. Like??? It’s so funny. “Bonnie’s a girl! Mangle’s a boy! Mangle’s a girl! Funtime Foxy is a girl!” My darling, none of them have genders, they are robots. We only perceive them as gendered because of a long history of contributing certain physical traits to an outdated binary system of gender. Why must the robots have gender? They don’t have to. They are robots. But by God, the discourse is funny.

The series is funny. The Nightmare Animatronics are comically terrifying. Bonnie doesn’t abide by the laws of physics. The Puppet’s walk-cycle in VR is a thing that really exists. FNAF World is adorable and I want to give all of the cutesy animatronics a hug. Mangle is absurdly huggable for a mess of wires. Michael literally became a flesh suit, regurgitated the endo-skeleton living inside of his body (one of the ghosts within being his own fucking sister), then just gets back up. “Father, I should be dead. Pretty sure that should have killed me. Convinced that most people would have died from this experience. Really, it’s a feat of scientific marvel that I’m still alive, if you think about it.”

William Afton, stuck in a bunny suit behind a wall, listening as the perfect test subject for research on remnant is just standing there, talking about how weird it is that he’s alive (“and purple, Father, I didn’t know- I kind of look like a blueberry”): “This is why I kill children.”

FNAF is so fucking funny and terrifying and tragic and funny, again, all at once, and the time-traveling ballpit is only a small part of that hilarity.

#five nights at freddy's #fnaf #michael afton #william afton #my fave animatronic is bonnie #i like bonnie a lot #i like withered bonnie a lot #he’s very huggable #i just wanna butt my head against his belly #it looks squishy #tired of fnaf being seen as cringe #are there cringey parts? yes #there are also cringey parts of star wars #there are cringey parts of everything #so i will enjoy what i will as i please #and i will daydream about how squishy withered bonnie looks #just… so… squish… #the inane ramblings of a madman

[milfweirdal]

(quiet background laughter)! (wild guitar solo and intense drumming) (cheery tooting) WELL. I'm not the brightest crayon, in the boooxxx. (chaotic and playful melody) eeeEEveryone says I'm dumber, than a bag of roo-oocks. (chaotic and playful melody) (stanky slap bass) I barely even know… how to put on my own pa-ANts!! But I'm a genius in France (YEAH), genius in France (guitar squeal) genius in Fraaannce! (drumroll) Hoom chaka laka hoom chaka laka hoom chaka! I may not be the sharpest hunk of chee-ee-ese… (chaotic and playful melody) I got a negative number on my Ess Ay Teesssss… (chaotic and playful melody) (wibbling synth) I'm not good lookin'!! and I - don't know how to da-AANce! ButneverthelessandinspiteoftheevidenceIamstillwidelyconsideredtobe a genius in France, genius in France, genius in FRAAANCE! (electronic splart) (ding) (blibilbiliblbi) (twinklewtwinkletwinkle) (DONG) (click) (quack) (chaotic brass honking) People say I'm a geek, a moronic little freak, an annoying pipsqueak with an unfortunate physiiiiique! (jaunty bassline) If I was any dumber… they'd have to water-me-twice a WEEEEEEEK! (drum fill) But when the Mademoiselles see me, they all swoon and shriek (brass honk) they dig my mystique, they say I'm c'est magnifique (brass honk) When I'm in Par-ee, (suddenly accordioning Frenchly) I'm the chiiiiiic-est of the chiiiiiiic! (drum fill) They love my body odor and my bad toupee, they love my stripey shirt and my stupid beret. And when I'm sipping (carefree guitar riff) on a Perrieeeee-e-e-er (bow! dwey doo dwey doo! bow! dwey doo dwey doo!) in some café down in St. Tropeeee-e-e-ez, it's hard to keep the fans at bay! (yeah.) They say, "SIGN MY POODLE. SIL-VOUS PLAAAAIT? SIGN MY POODLE. SIL-VOUS PLAAAAIT?” Hemeneneh humeneneh himeneneh homeneneh POODLE. POODLE. (fucknasty guitar solo) (weird rattley instrument) (low tone) Folks in my hometooown… think I'm a fooool… Got too much chloriiiine… in my gene pooool. (normal tone) A few peas short of a casserole? (drum fill) A few buttons missing on my remote control?! (low quiet background screech) A few fries short of a happy meal? (drum fill) I couldn't pour water out of a boot - with instructions on the heel! Instructions on the heeeeeeel? Instructions on the heel. (drum fill) (jangly carefree guitar) But when I'm in Provence, I get free croissants! (weirdly echoey dog bark) Yeah, I'm the guy every French lady wants! And if you ask 'em why, you're bound to get this respoOOONSE! (He's a genius in France, genius in France!!) That's right! (He's a genius in France, genius in France!!) You know it! (He's a genius in France, genius in France, genius in FRAAANCE!) (drum fill) (electronic squimp and blooping) I'm not the brightest buuulb on the Christmas treeeee… (chaotic and playful melody) But the folks in France, they don't seem to agree… (chaotic and playful melody) (oddly seductive tone of voice) They say, "Bonjour, Monsieur…” (normal tone) would you take ze picture with meeee?!" I say, "Ouuuii, ouuuuiiii". That's right, I say, "Ouuuui, ouiiiii". "Ouuuuiiii, ouuuuiiii". He says, "Ouuuuuiii, ouuuuiiiiii…" I'm dumber than a box of hair~! But those Frenchies don't seem to care~! Don't know why, mon frère, but they love me there. I'm a genius in France! (YEAH) I'm a genius in France! (wah-wah guitar riff) Gonna make a big splash when I show up in Ca-A-A-Annes! Gonna make those Frenchies scream: "You ze man, you ze man, you ze man!!" Like a fine Renooiirr (OOOIRRRRR), I've got that je ne sais quoooiii (QUOIIIIIIII), Like a fine Renooiirr (Oooh-la-laa!) I've got that je – ne - sais - quoi quoi-quoi quoi-quoooiii!! (da-dey-dey) oo-we-ooooooo~ (yeah) Quoi quoi-quoi quoi-quoooiii!! (da-dey-dey) oo-we-ooooooo~ (di-di di di) Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy bowwww. (snort snort-snort) (gong and warbling synth) I'm a taco short of a combo plate, but by some twist of fate, all the Frogs think I'm great. Oh, the men all faint and the women scream, they like me more than heavy cream. When I'm in Versailles, I'm a popular guy. My oh my, I'm as French as apple pie! (APPLE PIIIEE!) They think I'm awfully witty, a riot and a half. When I tell a stupid joke, they laugh (HONH HONH HONH HONH HONH) and laugh (HONH HONH HONH HONH HONH HONHHH). People in France have lots of attituuude. They're snotty and rude, they like disgusting foooood. But when they see me, they just come unGLUUUUUUED! They think that I-am-one-happening DUUUUDE! Bowm ba-ba bowm ba bowm ba bowm - I'm about as sharp as a bowling ball. But they like me better than Charles de Gaulle. Entre nous, it's very true. The room temperature's, higher than my IQ. But they love me more than Gerard Depardiiieeuuuu… How did this happen? I don't have a clue. (YEAHH.) (more fucknasty bass and guitar) Well, I'm not the quickest tractor on the faaa-arm… (normal brass honking) I don't have any skills or grace - or chaaarrm… (chaotic brass honking) And most people look at me… like I'm all covered with ants… but I'm a genius in France (YEAH!), genius in France (guitar squeal) genius in Fraaance!! (drum fill) (cheerful banjo riffing) And I'm never goin' back, I'm never goin' back! I'm nevernevernevernever goin' back home again! I'm tearin' up my return flight ticket. Gonna tell the folks back home where they can stick it! 'Cause I'm never goin' back, I'm never goin' back, I'm nevveeeer gooooin' baaaack. The girls back home never gave me a chance. But I sho' 'nuff got them Frogs in some kinda trance. And I'm aware that it's a most improbable - circumstaaance, but GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY, I'm a genius in France. (descending guitar riff) Every Frenchie that I meet. Just can't wait to kiss my feet. Get in line, pucker up, tout suite! Bowm diddy bowm diddy bowm diddy. I'm gettin' even more famous by the hour. I'm stuffed with pastries and drunk with power. Now they're puttin' up my statue by the Eiffel Tower…. (brass honking) A little more to the left, booooys, a little more to the leeeeft. A little more to the left, boys, a little more to the leeft~. (brass honking) (extended guitar and horns solo) (rattling and ringing) I'm the biggest dork there is alii-iiive! (chaotic and playful melody) My mom picked out my clothes for me…. 'til I was thirty-fiiiive! (chaotic and playful melody) And I forgot to mention!!! I'm not even welcome at the Star Trek convention!!! But the Frenchies think - that my poop don't stink - I'm a genius in FraaaaaAAAANNNCEEE? (final guitar solo) (in the smuggest tone of voice possible) Say, would you pass the Grey Poupon? Merci beaucoup!

#get genius in france'd i guess #weird al shitposting #long post #op #lyrics post

[kaklord]

some more silly questions for ur pokeman au

is the au set in a specific region? if so, which one?

what do you think about gyms? maybe the crew could grow up into the role?? or the gym leaders be the tng crew?

tell us some other fun facts if u want!!!!!!!

they travel a bit so no specific region but i did have an idea of where they came from (hopefully i remember it right)

Spock is ORIGINALLY from Johto where he met I'chaya as a teddiursa when he was really young and angrily practicing his lyre in the woods cuz sarek basically told him it was too loud to play that badly in the house💀 then he moved to unova without catching I'chaya (cuz he was too young) and got snivy as a starter (they travel to Johto at some point and they're reunited)

Jim is from unova and he met Spock when they were getting starter pokemon (i know spock is older so they wouldn't get them at the same time shut up shh) Jim picked tepig and they had a battle that spock surprisingly won despite the type disadvantage (it was at this moment jim realized he's kinda ass at battling and wants to get better)

Bones is from Paldea and he picked quaxly as a starter (even though he already caught/was adopted by a chansey that found him when he got hurt when he was really little) and he met jim and spock after assembling a fair bit of his team (he already had an egg (togepi) he's such a good egg dad)

Scotty is from sinnoh and he picked piplup as a starter cuz he thought it was cute (later on he heard it became steel type and looked into steel types and became obsessed)

Uhura is from the alola region and she picked popplio as her starter because she got to the starter picking place and there was this weird lookin dog thing trying to serenade her (howl and scream) and she loved it (she will try to teach her to sing better dw) she wanted to travel a lot and she went to sinnoh first where she met her bestie scotty and they started traveling together

Sulu is from kanto and he picked bulbasaur (it's a fat little plant frog are you kidding of course he'd pick bulbasaur) and met scotty and uhura when they traveled there and he joined their group (they stayed there for a bit so he could catch his oddish uhura caught her vulpix and scotty got his elekid and magnemite)

i do think some of them could grow into gym leaders (not sure who maybe jim if he doesn't succeed in becoming champion (gym leader jim))and since im starting to get into tng i might ignore how time works and just have tng characters in the au as well

Khan had a legends arceus type of moment after he caught a cyndaquil in the wild in hisui (he was dared to cuz everyone was afraid of pokemon back then) and got sent forward in time to sinnoh instead where he didn't MEET scotty but he did stare longingly for a while before scotty ran off with uhura

Stonn started in unova and got lucky when he picked his starter a year before jim and spock so he has a shiny snivy (he will 100% rub it in every time he encounters spock) and then moved to galar to start his journey (he will regret this action later) because he heard about this really cool pokemon called toxtricity that has 2 forms that are both badass (surely there's not a catch) and hunted down 2 toxels so he could train em up (SURELY THERE'S NOT A CATCH) he hasn't slept since

T'Pring is from kalos and she picked fennekin as her starter (she stays in kalos most of the time) and she will grow up to be a gym leader I just decided (ignore the different types on her team)

#star trek pokemon au

[motheatencrow]

bug game minipost (as of jan. 2023) text-only

heyhey! since the last one i've discovered new bug games! this post won't be... as "in-depth" as the other one since a lot of these i just have not played personally but they look cool so i thought i'd share :]

there will only be 2 categories this time around: released games and games to be released/are being developed

under the released games, i will also be stating if i have finished the game, played them, or simply heard of them (can range from “i have the game wishlisted”, “owned but not played”, literally only heard of it, etc.)

i will be doing the following if possible!:

- i will be providing brief comments for what i think of each game (this is my opinion of each game!! everyone has their own tastes and its alright if you dont agree with what i say! and in no way is my comments for each game professional/an attempt to critique the game in any way ksfhskjd)

- what the gameplay is like (sort of. im not really good at explaining LMAO)

- where you can find these games (game websites may be linked if available instead!)

this is the text-only version! click here for the gif/image-heavy version!

let's begin!

released games

antadin [dx] - available on steam (dx) and itch.io (original); heard of - i've only watched manlybadasshero play the [original] game but i think it had a good story for how brief it was! excerpt from the game page: "-   A short and tightly told little rpg, matching the size of the characters whose faith you decide. // -   Lots and lots of choices, affecting the gameplay and story. // -   Traverse a truly unique world of fantasy, insects and twisting gods. // -   Try to uphold the virtues of the noble order of the antadins."

hive mind by R3 Games - available on steam; heard of - just saw this game as i was lookin for new bug games. here's an excerpt from its page: "Hive Mind is a hectic hive management co-op, from 1-4 players. You and your bee friends are desperately trying to fill the remaining honey cells before winter arrives while simultaneously keeping the hives morale above the brink."

berry - available on steam (full game) and itch.io (game jam); finished - a short and charming game where you're a spider trying to reach the top of a mountain! there are different endings depending on how much of something you collect and there's lore attached to each one! an excerpt from its page: "Berry is a short orthogonal 3D platformer centered on delivering light bullet-hell challenges and precise projectile manipulation using its unique web-orbiting systems. Fight unique bosses and unlock new abilities in this tiny Metroidvania adventure!"

the following is a bunch of games by Sokpop Collective i have not played any of these games so i'll only be putting excerpts about the games from their pages

new colony - available on steam and itch.io; heard of - "New Colony is a weird, short narrative game about an ant who has to start an ant colony. // Around 15 minutes of gameplay // Be an ant & have fun with your ant friends // Drag bread around // Summon the Dark Lord"

bombini - available on steam and itch.io; heard of - "Bombini is a short game about bees trying to survive, collect pollen, sustain your hive, and watch out for spiders!"

spider ponds - available on steam and itch.io; heard of - "Weave a web, catch prey, and discover the forest's secrets. Move along webs, sprouts and trees, eat flies to replenish your stamina, and follow a mysterious figure to see the end."

frog struggles - available on steam and itch.io; heard of - "Frog struggles is a short action game about bugs that live in a pond, watch out for hostile bugs, water, and the big frog... // 10-20 minutes of playtime. // Fight other bugs with a stick. // Collect various pieces of fruit. // Become friends or foes with other tribes. // Big frog with a big tongue."

ginseng hero - available on steam and itch.io; heard of - "Ginseng Hero is an action-adventure game about bugs surviving in a miniature world. You play as a beetle that goes on a trip to find a cure for a loved one. Explore a cute miniature world, obtain various weapons, and use them to defeat flies, ants, and beetles in a physics-based melee combat system."

kochu's dream - available on steam and itch.io; heard of - "Kochu's Dream is a 3d bug action-adventure game. [...] Meet a cast of variably friendly animals, find various items to become stronger, and chase an elusive, mischievous fairy into an enormous tree stump... Can you find a way to turn into a human again? Or will you stay a bug... forever?!"

white lavender - available on steam and itch.io; heard of - "White Lavender is a challenging adventure game with RPG-elements. Become a bug, fight other critters, collect powerful items such as pencils and teaspoons, meet cool characters, and up your fashion game on a journey to brew a special tea!"

that is the end of the Sokpop Collection games

birdgut - available on steam; finished - a partially agonzing platformer game where you're a deformed bee that gets eaten by a bird and you must find a way to escape. after beating this game i believe i could beat path of pain in hollow knight (i have not attempted it yet at all as im currently writing this jflkf). definitely worth a look if you enjoy platformers with a bit of challenge, trying to find secrets, and like collecting all achievements/are a completionist!

bugged dungeon - available on steam; heard of - a puzzle game that plays around with your ability to move. you'll gain the ability to use "a" to go left, you'll lose the ability to go left, you'll start with being able to press "w", you'll start without the "w" key, and so on! an excerpt from the game page: "Dodge obstacles and solve puzzles in this ZX homage! Help Bumble undo the curse on his family, and re-gain your controls one by one in each of Bugged Dungeons’s 20 brain-bending rooms."

tales of fire - available on steam; heard of - an excerpt from the game page: "Tales of Fire is a short story-driven game, embark on an adventure to bring fire to your ant village or else they all die to the cold winter breeze. Platform your way through mushrooms, escape from evil spiders and make friends along the way. Can you save them?"

to be released/in development

insectarium - steam page - if you enjoyed collecting bugs in animal crossing (like me) then this game will probably be the one for you! an excerpt from the page: "You’ve just sunk your life savings into buying the local Insectarium! Once the lifeblood of the town and its economy, someone stole all the bugs from the Insectarium in the dead of night, and the town never quite recovered. Now, years later, can you be the one to restore the Insectarium to glory and revive the fortunes of the town?"

underfoot queens - steam page/itch.io page - a management game revolving around growing your ant colony! an excerpt from the game page: "Underfoot Queens is an ant themed 4x where you will lead your species across generations. Explore, forage for food, expand your colony, fight off competitors, and survive the elements on your path to evolution. In the end, only the most adaptable species will survive."

the last humble-bee - steam page - an excerpt from the game page: "A bee with a broadsword discovers the meaning of bravery. Drift through a de-saturated world and hack and slash hordes of dark enemies to find friends, treasure, and inner-strength. Experience freedom, persevere overwhelm, and overcome isolation in this action rogue-like RPG."

tracks of thought - website - an excerpt from the game page: "Welcome aboard! A bad case of mass forgetfulness plagues the passengers! It’s up to you to embark on a journey of self-discovery shaped by your own personality. As a lost ladybug, talk to everyone on board and uncover the train’s secret destination in a wholesome, card-based, talk-'em-up RPG!"

[goop-mode]

my slimy little opinions on the guys

alastrelle: ohhhhh what a funky litte guy. i looooove the looks. the palette, the clothes, the accessories... MWAH chefs kiss. they seem chill but also i know i KNOW in my bones that he is troubled. i know it. we will learn one day. ALSO CLIMBING THE TREE WAS SO FUNNNNN

eiwn: WIN for the women lovers. the vibes are IMMACULATE i love her..... shes so calm and full of sass i think. i respect the collecting of items as a fellow item collector (tm). also i wonder what class she is... i know that the druid vibes are there but as far as im seeing theres some contradicting class work in this campaign....

ma'el: ohhh some guy syndrome. fatal. built little guy... i wonder what his deal is. i know this man has issues i saw it with my own two eyes i was there i know. i saw that when he sat down on the bed and started having a moment. i know what i saw. come on. come onnnnn. anyway i love the design. its very fun and it is so sad that he does not have his daggers but yk </3

miym: OHHHH CREATURE CREATURE CREATURE BIRD FRIEND I LOVE HER VERY MUCH. we need more weird creature ladies. i lover her little vest and her NOTEBOOK.... shes so professional and i would hire her on the spot to give me. a little kiss. please

pall'or: oh what is that. MA THERES A WEIRD LOOKIN CAT OUTSIDE. i do not trust this man. who are you. do you have somehting to do with this game. but maybe youre a red herring............

rd: CREATURE OF THE MONTH. CREATURE OF THE MONTH. murder machine <3333 lets go. they do not know what rain is. why DO birds look like that. he has bewitched me with her swag. people who can kick your teeth in but also do not know what frogs look like and why they make noises

#dldnd campaign #squelches

[thebliznet]

Xinyan's Protector

[Frog noises.]

Xinyan: Ah!

Kazuha: Oh, w-what's wrong?

Xinyan: O-oh, it's nothing! It's nothing! *still looking for the frog while groaning with worry*

Kazuha: *realizes* Xinyan...are you...afraid of frogs?

Xinyan: No! I...m-maybe a little...

Kazuha: *chuckles* Don't worry. I'll protect you.

Xinyan: *double checking her surroundings* ....

Kazuha: *watching her with a smile* ...

Kazuha: Do you see more? I can pick them up and set them somewhere else if you wish of me to.

Xinyan: No, you're fine. They...they just always give me a fright with their weird lookin' faces and how they're so slimy...ugh. *wiggles her body with disgust, making Kazuha chuckle*

Kazuha: Here...hold my hand. Perhaps it will calm you for now until we leave to meet the others back at camp.

Xinyan: *flustered* ...

Kazuha: ...Xinyan? What's -

Xinyan: *holds out her hand without a word*

END

#genshin impact #kazuha x xinyan #xinyan x kazuha #hand holding #frogs

[iantimony]

tuesday again no porblme

listening: catching up on the locked tomb pod and extremely aggro about how one of the hosts Insists that there is Zero proof of harrow being romantically in love with gideon through any of the books. shakes them by the lapel. 'i am undone without you'

also TDH act iv on repeat all week. my spotify wrapped is gonna look soooo predictable

reading: i started flipping thru some of the quilting books i got from the library! mainly for inspiration and vibes, i should start looking at some of the techniques tho and planning out my little wall hanging for my mom :)

watching: many things...on saturday my roommate and i did a horror movie swap so we watched the descent (my rec) and insidious (her rec), insidious was fun but not very scary imo...darth maul lookin ass.

we also started interview with the vampire which i am deeply invested in now but not invested enough to Purchase AMC Streaming so im pirating that this week to continue this weekend...started severance today because we realized that her boyfriend has apple tv for us to steal...excited to get into that one months after its been relevant

playing: n/a

making: shawl progress continuing, almost at the point where i was before i had to frog a bunch of it! i also did a lot of embroidery this week on the sweater design that i offered to do for a friend literally a year ago because i want to try to finish it for the holiday season this year!

BONUS: what delights have I experienced?

walking around: minor walks! mainly a little stroll around downtown after picking up our vegetables (see deliciousness). there is a little catholic bookstore on main street that is never open and has weird hours but IT WAS OPEN so my roommate wanted to go in and this fucking book was in there and i lost my mind a little bit

fellowship: movie day with roommate on saturday ... not too much otherwise

deliciousness: ooooo okay so my roommate (and i think her bf is also gonna chip in some $ for it) signed up for a $40/week veggie basket from a local farm and it is soooo worth it. abundance. so much produce. carrots, radishes, dill, INSANE HUGE green onions (like two feet long at least), miscellaneous lettuce and kale and other greens...

we made a big italian wedding-style soup on sunday with some of the veg. yumb

goofing: i was gonna put n/a here but i was showing my roommate that atrocious clip of gigi hadid saying 'big slay' but i forgot how to pronounce her name so i said gigi with a hard g sound and that was a good goof

transcendence: went into a fugue state yesterday on my math homework. blacked out for two and a half hours and it was done.

amelioration: n/a

coitus: i got a coffee on our silly little downtown stroll and it fucked so hard

enthrallment: n/a

wildcard: there is glass in our garbage disposal because i broke one of my nice blue tumblers in the sink and a piece got stuck in the thing >:(

#tuesdayposting

[aesterblaster]

Oh and of course top 5 animals

Oooo ok so

Hyenas, especially the 3 kinds people dont talk abt like the striped one,, so swaged so cool, matriarch system which is rare in the wild, actually very capable of hunting on their own

Bush dogs, weird lookin guy

Any kind of octopus

Wild boars/Javelinas, dangerous balls of dont fuck with me and i respect that

Cats, little guys, proven to miss us when we're gone, could stare out a window for hours

Any type of frog

Moray eel, inspired the Alien, divers have given them scritches, likes to be cozy in a hole who can blame them

Capybaras...ok i pull up

Giraffes, oh shit i just noticed you said top 5

#asks

[illogicalnordictales]

Yo ok so last Thursday was a weird day. I wake up, decide I was a bagel, and so I scurry out of the house, and get to my car. When I get in and closet the door, I noticed a grey web lookin’ thing inside my wing mirror. I’m like “Wut”, and look closer.

Y’all.

It was a FROG.

There was a FROG in my wing mirror. A FORG.

And so I’ll like “Huh, ok, uhhh, you’re gonna stay there”. And start driving. I get to the bagel shop, get my bagel, and HE’S STILL THERE.

I get to school, go to two classes, come back after those two hours to check on him, and he’s still there.

I finish my other three classes, and he’s still there. But now he wants to cause mischief. So as I’m driving out of the parking lot, he leaves the wing mirror, and starts crawling around the outside of it. I was prepared to grab that thing if I needed to, just to make sure he wouldn’t die.

So I drive a bit, because I couldn’t stop and block traffic, and pull off as soon as I can, into a retirement home place. And I catch the frog.

How? I’m glad you asked.

I drink tea every day, it’s a routine at this point. So I had a little left in my cup, so I dump it out, leave the tea bag in there, and carefully shepherd the frog into the cup.

But here’s the kick of it. The drinking hole (uhh what’s that actually called? I do not know) stayed open, because I didn’t want to inadvertently suffocate him. So I’m like “Ok here’s your new home for a bit, stay there.”

But bro didn’t wanna do that, no no no. So I’m driving, and I glance over, and I see his two little grippers and his face sticking out of the hole. And I’m like “Don’t you dare do it. Stay there.”

Did the frog listen? No. No he did not.

Instead, he cliMBED OUT OF THE CUP ENTIRELY, to simply sit on the rim of it. And so I’m like “Do not you dare move.”

I get home, park the car, get my stuff, and leave the frog in the car for a sec. Before I close the door, I reiterate, “Do not you dare leave the cup. Do not move. I will be right back.”

And I close the door, take my stuff inside, and then go back out. And guess what. The frog actually stayed put.

So I take the cup, close the door, and let the frog jump off the cup.

So I guess he had enough obedience training to decide to stay where I told him to that last time, so that’s a plus.

[catdemontraphouse]

My natural state is minimal but poorly applied glittery makeup or bare faced and being low key sorta hideous but also strangely well put together despite my bizarre accessories. And then sometimes people compliment me on the weird accessories and say “I like your earrings” or “oh my god love your purse” which is fun. I want people to perceive me as a cool and demented gremlin like “yo that shit is kinda weird but I rly vibing with it tho?”

Honestly like nobody wants people to say they’re bad lookin/ugly cuz that’s just a blatant show of disrespect right? but the worst thing is for someone to find me *attractive* like no plz look upon me like some kind of exotic frog do NOT eye me up for Christ sake

Anyways I’m saying this cuz I saw a post on insta about how people feel they are perceived by others based on how they dress and it made me wanna yack about that

Holy shit I just remembered that app Yik Yak is that dead right like nobody uses that shit anymore right? My friend used it briefly for like a week one time in college

#diarrhea of the mouth/mind #talking to myself because I’m very normal