#who could that be at this hour?

[snicketsquadron]

Rereading ATWQ and dear God it is so obvious in hindsight how much Dashiell Qwerty is trying to help Lemony.

Just in the first book: -When Lemony first asks about legends, he specifically namedrops Dame Sally Murphy -Repeats himself later when Lemony didn’t take the hint -Is the one that first brings up the inter-library loan system -When Lemony doesn’t see how it will be useful to him right away, explains/suggests the coded message technique -Is the one to hint that the Bombinating beast has been swapped with another item

Like Lemony thinks he’s being so sneaky and meanwhile this poor punk VFD librarian is going *HINT HINT NUDGE NUDGE* as loud as he can in a library.

#all the wrong questions #atwq #who could that be at this hour? #Lemony Snicket #dashiell qwerty

[dragoneyes618]

Rereading this scene with the realization that Sally was working for Hangfire because he had Lizzie hostage puts a whole new light on it.

She was frightened, not only because she'd just almost drowned, but because Hangfire was gone. And with him gone, without having released Lizzie like he'd promised, there was no way to find out where she was.

Which would also explain why she didn't want to talk to them. No doubt she was warned to keep quiet.

"I have my family to think of-" Still trying to keep of the charade of Mrs. Sallis? Or did she consider her apprentice Lizzie family?

Hangfire was the only one who could help her...because otherwise Lizzie would be lost forever.

And she told Lemony to get out after he revealed he was part of an organization, because she thought he meant the Inhumane Society.

#atwq #all the wrong questions #who could that be at this hour? #wctbath #sally murphy #lizzie haines #lemony snicket

[whaleiumsharkspeare]

I’m currently reading the first book in the All the Wrong Questions series and no offense to 12-year-old Lemony Snicket but I feel like I’d make smarter decisions than him

#let’s trust random strangers you met for the first time with information that’s critical to the caper you’re trying to solve #lemony snicket #all the wrong questions #who could that be at this hour?

[caribeandthebooks]

Caribe's YA Fantasy & Science Fiction TBR - Part 3

#the ivory key #akshaya raman #book tumblr #booklr #bookblr #books #book blog #young adult fantasy #young adult #little thieves #margaret owen #mortal engines #philip reeve #who could that be at this hour? #lemony snicket #leviathan #scott westerfeld #the book of koli #m.r. carey

[just-an-enby-lemon]

"If we're in a great hurry why didn't you just say "right now"?"

Damm Lemony is going straigth to the kill.

In all seriusness can I say that I always pointed this as a genuine question and not an attack? I mean it's rude and I can't blame Theodora for getting mad and considering he is being a dick just cause, but I always read it as "Lemony has no idea how to deal wich people and says the first thing it comes to his mind unless he is activally trying to manipulate them" or alternativally "I'm readimg this kid as autistic coded and no one can stop me" instead of a moment of genuine disrespect towards Theodora (he has a lot of those, but at the moment he doesn't known her yet and doesn't see her as an active oponent).

#i finally got a copy of the first two atwq books #and am rereading them #so I'll make a lot of coments about it #atwq #who could that be at this hour? #lemony snicket #lemony is a little shit #I love this problem child #theodora deserved better #s theodora markson

[paper-mario-wiki]

theres a million blogs these days with names like "puppygirl-macrobulge" and "netflix-for-girl-balls" and whatnot who make 150 posts a day like "theyre all out of 'piss from a girl who's been holding it in all day playing factorio' at trader joes, whats the fcuking point of it all" and i gotta say, i didnt expect that to be its entire own genre of posting in the 2020s.

#text #random thought #i dont think i could be this kind of poster. i dont know that i have it in me #i wouldnt mind being one of the girls they post ABOUT though #'ive got to huff the thigh sweat of a businesswoman who's been in stressful meetings for the past 4 hours' #like sure girl go ahead im whooped from those meetings anyway #but im limiting you to 3 posts about this

[hiding-under-the-willow]

anyways. What

#atlas.art #artists on tumblr #mcyt #hermitcraft #hc s10 #docm77 #joehills #joe hills #juppet #vintagebeef #doc beef and joe just slowly fucking loosing it throughout this interaction is one of my favorite things that's ever happened on hermitcraf #also. watching his fucking gigantic hour glass slowly grow in the background of other peoples videos for the last week #why did he do that to himself so early in the season omg 😭 #it literally is so ridiculously large it is insane. it looks insane next to everything else around it. it takes up the entire skyline #im thinking about keralis. who built his lake facing the shopping district so he could avoid looking at iskall's monolith while fishing #or mumbo and grian joking about making the biggest mega build in the shopping district for their wart shop. good luck with that now lmao #seriously if you haven't already y'all should go watch Wels' last video if only to see that thing grow in the background throughout the vid #wels built an entire castle on accident in that video and i still spent the entire duration going 'DOC WHAT THE HELL' it was so distracting

[zan0tix]

Workplace Malpractice 🫶

Every day i get closer to drawing jake in drag 🙏 one day

#cw suggestive #THIS ONE DEF IS LOL #dirkjake #my art #jakedirk #dirk strider #jake english #homestuck #Dirkjake are guys who could come up with 1438294039 scenarios as excuses to make out for hours. Number one stupid freaks. #Dirkjake are the most in character when theyre weird and stupid. bless up 👍 #I dont ask for much. but guys i wana see more jake english fem gay mannerisms. Dont be shy Make him a walking pride flag Its just canon 🫶

[stere0typical]

the 9th doctor is so real actually because he got one (1) good leather jacket and never took it off ever.

#he takes it off ONCE in his entire season and only when it is absolutely necessary #doctor who outfit posting again #sorry but i could talk for hour about the clothing in this show #9th doctor #ninth doctor #doctor who #dr who

[romansmartini]

“doctor who is well written” if you say so i guess “doctor who proved trans girl magic is real and features the penultimate bestie relationship and david tennant is openly having the time of his life” now this we can’t possibly refute

#doctor who #i’m sure i could find things to criticize about it. in fact there are many. and those who are critiquing it keep up the good work #i just know i looked at david tennant for an hour today and i liked it #and when i read posts that mention pacing my eyes glaze over. what is this pacing you’re talking about

[yashley]

anyway laerryn would've released predathos by now

#critical role #cr lb #literally do it who cares break the world #can laerryn come back in the 11th hour just to release predathos lets do it #hear me out the absolute hilarity of vecna being like i've RETURNED!!! FOOLS!!!! and IMMEDIATELY getting eaten by predathos is hilarious ok #and i THINK***** if the divine trammels lose divinity whatever banishment vecna would come back so of course he's like do it >;) #laerryn is SCREAMING like what are you guys DOING a GODEATER. PROVING the illegitimacy of the divine and y'all aint gonna pop that lock? #could never be her

[doctorwhoisadhd]

clara oswald is the only doctor who character who could have made torchwood MORE fucked up

#clara oswald #dw #dr who #torchwood #doctor who #imagine what she could do if she was allowed to like have sex and stuff #ari opinion hour #she would fit so well in with the torchwood team tbh #any season 1-4 #also my GOD her dynamic with john hart would be. so. so unbelievably. just. it would. it jsut. i dont even know what the fuck to say abt it #itd be ungodly fucked up though

[dragoneyes618]

Where did the Inhumane Society keep Lizzie Haines?

They couldn't have kept her in the Sallis Mansion, because Lizzie's mentor Sally Murphy was there in her role as Mrs. Sallis, and Sally was likely only working for the Inhumane Society because they had Lizzie hostage. Besides, Lemony and Moxie searched the whole place, and didn't find her.

They couldn't have kept her in the Colophon Clinic, because otherwise she'd probably have been chained up with Cleo in the basement. And then the building was destroyed, and they certainly couldn't keep her there after that.

They couldn't have kept her in Wade Academy, because Sharon Haines was there, and Sharon was only working with the Inhumane Society because they were blackmailing her with Lizzie's safety.

What other headquarters does the Inhumane Society have?

I'm concluding that they probably just kept her in one of the many abandoned buildings in Stain'd-by-the-Sea. Probably drugged with laudanum.

#atwq #all the wrong questions #lemony snicket #lizzie haines #sally murphy #sharong haines #cleo knight #hangfire #armstrong feint #who could that be at this hour? #when did you see her last #shouldn't you be in school

[bixels]

This Twitter MLP human redesign drama is a mess, leave me the fuck out of it.

#saw people posting my designs to put down other artists' designs saying that i'm the “correct way” of doing things #don't do that #i don't give a SHIT if people are redesigning these HORSES to be fat or “”“ugly”“” people they're all valid #this whole thing is so dumb just say “i don't like the art style” and move on #“hey op i spent 4 hours of time and effort to redraw your shitty redesign and show you how it's really done” you're fucking weird #you know that right? dedicating that much time to cash in on a hate trend when you could be creating something unique and original with lov #your insistence that human redesigns need to be attractive and symmetrical and anything deviating that is woke psy-op brainwashing #is fucking weird. saw an entire tweet reposting my designs listing off how i “got it right.” bullet point: “looks like real people” #the black fat pinkie design with braces that went viral looks more like a real person than any of my designs you asshole #or maybe you spent too much time in high school bullying people who look like that to notice #personal #delete later #do not use my art to belittle artists who've done nothing wrong this legit made me really angry today

[miwtual]

im so fucking tired of the disrespect gifmakers get on the gifmaker website

#kai.txt #negativity tw #(sorry these are gonna be a lot of tags. i have a lot of feelings and i dont know where else to put them) #we make gifs and nobody reblogs them #when they do get reblogged all people want to tell you is that your gifs arent good enough to them and rip it to shreds #'you're missing x' 'why didnt you do y' 'if i made this i would have abc' 'hey op ur wrong and this is why' 'i dont like this op' #reposters dont even reblog your fucking gifset but they'll save your gifs to repost later asking for how to do something #that they could have asked you how to do in the fucking first place #we reblog ourselves constantly because nobody else will and maybe to make our work look like it has more notes than it does #to make ourselves feel better about the lack of interaction we're getting #and then when we TALK about this frustration we have. people who are too afraid to say it to our faces #go on anon in our askboxes and tell us how we're somehow selfish for wanting people to interact with the sets #that we spent time on. hours. days. WEEKS in some cases #or we get anons who tell us the reason we dont have notes are because we arent good at gifmaking in the first place #but this is all on anon. because they're too scared to tell it to our faces #they're too scared for us to see that they ARENT a gifmaker and that they dont know how to do it any better either #they dont see us as people doing something we love as a hobby. they see us as content machines that dance like court jesters #im just so fucking tired of the disrespect #and this sentiment goes for more than just gifmakers. graphicmakers. artists. literally any creative hobby shared on this site #we get treated like shit and for what? literally for fucking what.

[lollitree]

when the law starts catching up to you

#genshin impact #neuvillette #genshin #aether #me and purrl spent like an hour trying to get the perfect shot and even still it could have been a bit better but who has the time skdfjhs #I accidentally pulled the water man while trying to get the water boy so we decided to have fun #purrlstar