#why are you asking?

[vole-mon-amour]

"Chick's got taste. Except for one thing." "Whats that?" "The way she looks at you. Don't pretend you haven't noticed. Makes you all mushy inside. I can feel it."

Johnny, I would rather romance you, Rogue, and Kerry at the same time than Judy again. (And I don't mean it as a bad thing, it's that no, Judy doesn't make me feel all mushy. :) And her diving quest makes me very anxious.) I'd romance Evelyn, too, that would be interesting. I'd even try to romance So Mi.

Basically, I'm into all the non-romanceable options and not into the romanceable ones. Kerry would've been my thing if the developers didn't fuck him and all other bisexual players over. (But fret not, I'll try modding when I finish the game. This V is for Kerry for sure. Maybe for Johnny. Or maybe I'll use my first and main V for that. For now I'm more curious about Kerry. Oh, but this V with Rogue... 🤤😍)

Also, I still can't get over the fact that both Johnny and V share feelings. Seizure? Food? Pleasure? It goes both ways. Sure, there's a lag ("Takes a while before I know you burned the roof of your mouth"), but I still see Rhack in them. Same concept.

Which also leads us to: they no longer give you the option to either smoke or not smoke after saving Evelyn? (I'm not actually sure when this was added, but since I remember the first patches and played my first run a long time ago, that option was there & I miss it. I think it was better at giving you the option to role-play.)

Is this the game they wanted to create in the first place? That V takes on Johnny's addictions and bad habits and partly his personality this fast?

Because V starts smoking and merges with him VERY fast, at the time Johnny's still getting used to V and tries to figure her out (while in the beginning V clearly states she doesn't smoke & saving Evelyn is not that far from the beginning of the main plot quests. Like, I'm literally lvl 19 rn, it's nothing compared to how high you can climb that ladder.)

Plus, "Once I start something, I don't quit." That is LITERALLY Johnny. That is such an audible, loud nod towards Johnny and his personality. How he called Kerry a pussy because, well, "he didn't have the guts to go through" with his suicide attempt while Johnny went on a suicide mission just like that.

Lastly, there's this thing:

"Becoming Johnny Silverhand means absorbing his memories, his goals and his insanity. Long before you're wiped, you'll stop being 'you'."

I try reading how the relationship with Johnny levels up & it's very curious.

She becomes him, he becomes her, they swipe their treats and personalities. She makes him feel calmer, more understood, and safer to the point that he can drop all the pretense around her and speak up his mind and feelings.

Again, I think about Johnny in the Temperance ending and post Phantom Liberty talk A LOT.

#cyberpunk 2077 #johnny silverhand #judy alvarez #rogue amendiares #kerry eurodyne #silverv #cb2077 #natisplaying #long post #yes this is my third full playthrough #why are you looking at me like that? #why are you asking?

[madame-airlock]

I watched the 200th episode of Criminal Minds last night and of course my stupid sapphic ass kept thinking oh, to be sandwiched between my two faves, Blake and Prentiss ❤️

#sorry not sorry #criminal minds #emily prentiss #alex blake #no I definitely don't have a type #why are you asking?

[pascalrascal]

Number of days since the last time a stranger asked my boyfriend and I if we are twins/brothers: 0

#first of all #why are you asking?

[confusedpan-da]

Fun fact :

Did you know that greenland sharks have an average life expectancy of 400 years?! (ﾟωﾟ;)

There‘s one said to be around 600!!!!

#Why yes I found that information while googling "what’s the difference between ravens and crows?“ #Why are you asking? #And it’s size btw #But still omg \(*0*)/ #Today I found out more interesting stuff than I ever did in school #confused rambles

[striving-artist]

The best piece of advice I ever got was not meant as advice, but as an edict. If I was going to threaten people as a joke, it had to be so far out of proportion with what happened that it would be obvious I was joking. This changed how I expressed frustration with others. It then changed how I expressed frustration with myself.

Not “I’m going to hit you” but “I am going to buy a tuna sub from the gas station and hide it under the seat of your car”

Not “I’m going to kill myself” but “I am going to walk into the desert and let the scarabs take me”

The other side then happened. When I mess something up, instead of saying it’s bad and perpetuating negative thoughts, swing hard the other way.

Not “this art is terrible” but “this shall be framed and mounted on the wall in my museum exhibition as testament to the suffering I had to overcome”

Have been doing this since high school. It was my drama teacher who asked me to please stop scaring the actors. The other half of the edict was that I had to say it in a polite tone, and end it with either please or thank you.

Life changing. 10/10 Mr Muëller. Highly reccomend.

#my life #why yes #this is obvious in my writing #thank you for asking

[thelaurenshippen]

watching bridgerton and obviously there were a lot of things wrong with the way socializing has worked in the past, but honestly the idea of a "calling hour" is so appealing. office hours for friendship. you can show up unannounced at my home between 1 and 3pm. you must leave by 3pm. I may give you a pastry. lets bring that back

#bridgerton #lauren says things #i know the calling hour is for romantic prospects #(at least in bridgerton) #but there IS something to be said for having social rules! I like it to an extent! #no I don't have a panic disorder rooted in social anxiety why are you asking me that #and tbf one CAN just do this! #but working out social contracts with friends is hard and scary lol

[zytes]

this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen

#misc #I encourage anyone dyslexic to try rotating him in your mind. I can’t do that; which is why I’m asking you to. #also: a bunch of tags are surprised this isn’t ‘shopped #it’s the lighting. backlit by the sun (which is diffused through the water) but also forelit artificially #the artificial light - a flash pack or something - casts a hard shadow under the creatures arm #which normally wouldn’t be possible if backlit by the SUN; you’d see a less-hard/more-fragmented shadow above water #as light sources ‘compete’ in a sense - and since there aren’t any light sources which can outshine the literal sun #it looks a bit weird when the darkest shadow is being cast from any other origin point - which is what’s essentially happening here #I don’t know the mechanics of how light travels through water; but I know the effect is substantial even with relatively short distances #also: it’s been balanced and color corrected by the author of the photo - who made deliberate choices to bring out the full potential #so it’s not like it’s a fresh and untouched export #but the kind of ‘tacked on’ appearance of the creature is a result of the lighting conditions within the image

[feluka]

oh god shut up. you didn't even know the damn kid.

"The children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe, and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this may be incapable of morality." — James Baldwin

#i am honestly not even sure who you're referring to #the most recent child deaths i've reblogged are #nex benedict (the nonbinary kid murdered at school) and hind rajab #if you can't see why either of these should shatter your heart without personally knowing them #then you're entirely beyond any hope #asks #edit: this was about hind.

[sexhaver]

more than any other calvin and hobbes strip this one stays lodged in my consciousness

#yes i got yelled at as a kid a lot why do you ask

[stil-lindigo]

frankly, the people whose kneejerk reaction to bisan asking for a global strike form the 21st-28th is to say that it takes years to organize a general strike are really unhelpful! no one is saying otherwise, but palestine will be a smoking crater if we all wait for years to do anything - bisan is asking us to do something now. Like are we only supposed to do something if we can do it perfectly??? At some point it’s a valid critique about the work that goes into social movement, and at another point I feel like some people are just trying to absolve themselves from not putting any effort into observing a week of economic inaction.

like idk! I get it, okay! People have bills to pay that don’t magically go away for a strike, we don’t have nearly enough social infrastructure in place to support people to fully stop going to work for a week. But fuck, dude! Stop immediately responding in such a defeatist way! Cut out unnecessary purchases! Try to shop local! Put more effort into promoting Palestinian voices online! Attend a protest, call a local rep, do something!

#like am I going insane #why did I see a post with thousands of notes on it talking about how it doesn’t make sense to be asking for this sort of action #it doesn’t make SENSE? #like god! I hope you’re taking other more sensible courses of action then! #fucks sake man #bisan is living through a waking nightmare and some of you are so pedantic and miserly #palestine #free Palestine

[neil-gaiman]

neil gaiman, i must ask, WILL THEY KISS AGAIN IN SEASON THREE?????

thank you for your time

Having seen how badly the kiss in Season 2 went down, I cannot imagine any more kissing in the future.

#why do you even ask these questions?

[lastoneout]

Seein' too many Twitter refugees asking if they'll get in trouble for saying "kill yourself" to people and while no, you're not gonna get nuked from orbit, that is maybe something you just shouldn't be doing in general perhaps?? Maybe telling people to kill themselves is bad actually?? Some of y'all are wild, why is the first thing you can think to ask on a new platform if you can send one of the worst kinds of harassment to people?? Grow tf up and learn how to use the block button. It'll do wonders for your mood, trust me.

#this is the real cringe behavior #also you'll get reported if you do this it's actually against the rules #why do you want to do that?? #I've never felt the need to say that to anyone ever #is there a joke I'm missing out on like wtf is wrong with you #twitter #twitterpocalypse #suicide mention #ask to tag

[fox-mulder-gets-pegged]

I just wanna say bc I KNOW you're somewhere on tumblr, to the teenage girl who attended Take Your Kid To Work Day at an office building in Ontario, Canada circa 2013 and had a conversation with a middle aged woman in which you showed her your Black Veil Brides fanart and fanfics and ship content and told her about different fanfic tropes including a/b/o verse bc she happened to know who Panic! at The Disco and Fallout Boy were and thus you felt the need to show her your bandblr ship art, that was my fucking mother and I had to clarify all that to her including looking my mother in the eye and trying to explain a/b/o verse without sounding like a lunatic.

It's been 10 years and I still regularly sent evil energies in your direction. Since you'd be probably two years younger than me and thus legally an adult now, please know if this post reaches you it's on sight.

#she cornered me in the car and asked what shipping was and i almost had a fucking heart attack #imagine being like 16 years old and habing to explain knotting to your mother #random emo music girl I'm glad you had fun talking about your Band Guys to my mother #bc i also attended take your kid to work day at that office and i know how boring it was #but christ alive why did you have to fuck me like that? #anyways i hope this post reaches you so at the very least you know i think about you at least once a week #this has been weighing on me for ten years #im almost tempted to blaze this post

[maleficentprincess1]

have u ever posted nudes

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#why are you asking?

[moddymoon]

"Do you mind chatting on other service?"

I don't really mind chatting on another service. But I have to ask... Why are you asking? I know on some sites, the reason for asking is because the chat is terrible, and is basically non-functional. In that case, I absolutely have no problem. The thing is...

I usually don't have the chat services that are being asked for (which is really very strange because I have a load of chat services that I have, and have even run my own chat services at times).

#why are you asking? #strange demands

[piratedllama-art]

Quarters only, please [x <- prints here]

(done in procreate)

#piratedllama art #horror art #liminal #digital art #realism #procreate #digital painting #animals in weird places #shoebill stork #laundromat #hi this took 49.5 hours #32 hours spent on rendering the washing machines #and you may ask 'why did you do that?' #and to that i would reply #idk #just for kicks and giggles #liminal art #scary bird #bird art #horror #liminal horror #surrealism #llerbles