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8ball-wizard · 1 year
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the amulet stays on during sex. i don't care if it's cursed and giving you the heeby jeebies it's drippy as hell
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kamrinscorpse · 1 year
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HOLY SHIT BEST FIND EVER AT A YARD SALE!!!EVER!!!
I mean technically is was an 'estate sale' but same thing. there was also a gnome on a leaf, a gemed out sword in the stone and a sick looking wyvern/dragon thing
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HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS PATHETIC LITTLE MAN WHO CANT EVEN SPELL WIZARD RIGHT HAVE MORE VOTES THAN GANDALF THE GOD DAMN GREY /POS
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gods-graveyard · 2 months
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Got inspired- Percy is now an anarchist canon (no joke this solved like 10 different narrative problems I had coming up)
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These are my sleeping robes yeah that’s right I dare ye to find a wizard more powerful than I.
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xunkun · 1 year
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howl fuckin jenkins pendragon propaganda
i wanna see the mano-a-mano between howl and wizard animal
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ardenrosegarden · 1 year
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Ammonites have been thriving in these prehistoric oceans for almost 400 million years. There are thousands of species. They are one of the most successful groups of animals to have ever lived, flourishing in the warm, temperate seas, and even the coldest waters at the poles.
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b4kuch1n · 7 months
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red lion wizard !
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ramcel · 11 months
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dravanias · 8 months
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dressing him up again
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Part 1 of a short comic
Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6
Sun and Moon still believe in what they have been told by the wizards they where build by.
Y/N tries to ease them into living with the old ones but it has been quite a challenge with Moon imidiatly beginning to fight any old ones he meets, thinking they could be evil.
Sun is more afraid of the old ones then agressive towards them and seems to warm up to them way faster than Moon does.
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8ball-wizard · 1 year
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summoning a fucking break, dude. i'm so tired.
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Yk, as poll runner I'm supposed to stay unbias, but my propaganda for Rasputin going into round 2 is the fact that the real dude's dick is on display in a museum somewhere and apparently is was 13 inches
Use this knowledge responsibly
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ED'RASHTEKARESKET - Young Wizards
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PROPAGANDA:
He's a shark that might also be the embodiment of death. His name has teeth, but you're allowed to just call him "Ed".
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forget-me-maybe · 1 day
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Rolan HC (Dad-Rolan)
He spoils his baby.
Here's a drabble:
“Help Daddy” baby Marika said and pulled at the leg of his trousers. “Up!” 
Rolan was sitting by his desk in his office, trying to figure out the last details of a spell he had been working on for a while. Well, technically it was an improvement of an already existing spell and he just needed to get one more equation out of the way.
But that didn’t matter. If Marika wanted up, she would get up. Faye had made plenty of remarks about him spoiling Marika. So be it. He grabbed her and placed her on his lap. 
“Help Daddy work” she said and grabbed onto the quill he was holding. 
He distracted her for a moment with a tickle while he replaced his own notes with blank pieces of paper. She squirmed on his lap and giggled. 
“Alright then, what kind of spell are we making?” Rolan said when the giggles died down. 
“Green!” Marika said, which was her current favourite colour. 
“Green” he mused and tapped the paper in front of them. “Are you writing this down?” 
Since three year olds can't write, Marika made a scribbly line and a circle. 
“Very good” Rolan continued. Marika's face lit up. His heart fluttered. “What more should the spell do?” 
Marika's brows furrowed and looked like she was thinking very, very hard. Rolan didn’t have to think very hard about what would follow. 
“Sparkles” Marika said when she had thought for a while. 
“Ah, sparkles, a fine choice” he said and tapped the paper again. Marika made another scribbly line and a triangle. 
When Marika was satisfied with her ‘notes’ she looked up at him expectantly. He did a simple prestidigitation and conjured a shower of green sparks. The child let out a squeal of delight and clapped her hands. It was probably the tenth time he had conjured the same thing for her in less than three days, it didn’t matter. When Marika's eyes lit up, mesmerised by the sparkles, it was the only thing that mattered in the whole world. He pulled her close to his chest. 
“Daddy best” Marika said. 
“I love you” he said and placed a kiss on top of her head. 
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clericofgale · 4 months
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Hello my friend! 💜
As a fellow Dom!Gale truther, would you be so kind to share some of your headcanons with me, when you have a moment?
I am sick as a dog with the flu right now and I just know that some Dom!Gale would cure me. Or at least soothe my soul. Or my loins… or something.
I’m normally not one for alternative remedies but I have an excellent feeling about this one working wonders.
I pledge myself to you as your willing test subject… IN THE NAME OF MEDICAL SCIENCE.
Thank you 🙌🏻😘
I doubt Dom!Gale would soothe your loins, but quite rather the opposite really.😈 This will be unstructured because I'm not writing a meta lol. I'm on a magic sex kick lately hope you don't mind?
To me Gale is definitely the type to flip a switch between vanilla and dom mode. It's sweet cuddly puppy eyes normally, then when it's time to play he rolls out the smolder🔥 NSFW below.
We know the man loves simalcrums and mirror images. So why not have multiple Gales hold you down? One for each limb while the real one worships you on an altar of desire? You're his precious songbird and it's time for you to sing. A fifth one is tasked with kissing you on the neck, the forehead and encouragements of how good you are to not cum unless told to. The command never arrives so neither will you.
Once thoroughly prepared, that's when Gale will finally enter you. The husband's learned a levitation spell and he uses it on you. You're weightless in the air, and very vulnerable. You're supported only by his hand gripped tightly around your waist as he takes you.
Now I'm strongly CF and by gods I want Dom!Gale to breed you ok? Because being CF makes a breeding kink hotter and idk why but it is what it is. He'd tell you how he's making you his and he loves you so. He'd gently encircle his fingers one at a time around your throat commanding you to come for him as he rails his seed deep inside you.
When you get on your knees to clean him up, he'd pet your hair and lavish you with praises about how good you did.
Afterwards he lift you up to sit on his lap in a tight hug.
The end. Hope you feel better my friend! Don't be afraid to hit me up for more or something more directed lol.
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