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chiliger · 9 months
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See what Fox doesn’t remember is that it was his idea.
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lavender-bea · 4 months
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“I hold no grudge” says Toto Wolff, who’s personality traits include: Holding massive grudges.
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saggitary · 1 year
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Clone Wars Headcannons
All over the place but yeah enjoy
Ahsoka will let her men test out pick up lines before shore leave and give them tips on how to better pick up girls
Ahsoka picked up her eye rolling habit from Wolffe
Fives and Echo refer to Rex as “oh captain my captain” (Rex is very annoyed)
Clone troopers sleep better when they cuddle up with someone
Anakin has given Ahsoka and many of his men heart attacks when he randomly removes his prosthetic hand
There are painted line of the Resolutes floor near the medical bays to mark how far troopers have made it when they attempt to escape the medics
This usually ends with the medics full body tackling their vod and occasionally their Jedi
Hardcase has the furthest mark with Fives very near behind him
Much to Wolffe’s dismay young animals love to imprint of him during campaigns, he says he hates it but Sinker once saw Wolffe carrying around a baby loth cat wrapped in one of his blankets
Rex is a natural blonde due to a mutation and I will die on this hill
Fox and Wolffe have the highest spice tolerance of their batch and their brothers are very concerned for them
Based on the scene in the Umbara arc where Tup is hanging onto the gunship handle with 2 hands, he is a very nervous flier
Ahsoka noticed that Tup was a nervous flier and now tries to get on the same ships as him to help keep him calm
The 501st has different tallies up throughout the barracks for random things like ‘how many times the general loses his lightsaber’, ‘best quotes for the week’, etc
Clone troopers speak mando’a, kaminoan, and basic fluently
Rex always wins arm wrestling contests, even against Anakin
Ahsoka learned how to play sabacc from the Wolf Pack and has been banned from playing in most 501st circles because she always wins
The CCs have the ability to sleep with their eyes open and Wolffe and Fox actively chose to do so to creep everyone else out
Cody has broken his wrists and his shins from fist fighting droids but he continues to do it
Many troopers in the 501st have also attempted to fist fight droids but quickly stopped when the medics refused to treat them
Anakin has also attempted to fist fight droids and damaged his cybernetic hand enough that he had to get a new one
Ahsoka purrs when she sleeps close to other people 
Hardcase almost cried when he first heard Ahsoka purr because he thought it was cutest damn thing
Capture the flag is the 501st’s favorite down time activity
Cody has hidden drugs in Obi-Wan’s tea to make him sleep which Obi-Wan was rather offended by but continued to accept all tea given to him by his commander
Ahsoka set up a projector in the rec room and on hyper space trips she plays holomovies so her men can be ‘cultured’ 
Ahsoka is good friends with Padme and Riyo Chuchi and regularly gets together with them for girls nights
Rex has gotten a tattoo while drunk but Cody is the only one that knows about it
Ahsoka found out when her men’s birthday or decanting days are and makes sure to wish them a happy birthday
Ponds, Bly, and Fox were very confused when they received a transmission from Rex, Cody, and Wolffe’s vod’ika wishing them a happy birthday
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The merits of being vegan (or not)
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pitterpatkittycat · 1 month
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Echo: <finally shows up again this season and effortlessly does the most impressive stealth maneuvers you’ve ever seen>
Me: 🤩😍🥰🫠
Also me: nothing better happen to him or so help me 🔪🔪🔪
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sun-roach · 1 year
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Just a random thought…
What if the long necks created twin clones as an experiment to minimize costs and to test if it enhances any stats? (It doesn’t, which is why they stopped the experiments at one point. There would be only a few handful twins that made it)
Idk why but I imagine Wolffe and Fox as twins that argue almost every second, but if you talk shit about one of the twins, the other one will go feral and bite you.
They both share the core values of duty, honor and vision (, to see the republic succeed and the vode grow). Which is why both are very protective of their brothers, especially the younger ones. Both are extremely good strategists looking for the best solutions.
Despite their similarities they tend to see almost everything differently. Wolffe concentrates more on what is, while Fox relies more on intuition (, which will later get tainted/ clouded by the dark side thanks to Palps).
This often results in unnecessary fights and arguments.
Yet in a real fight, on a battlefield, they always got each others backs and compliment each other. Wolffe is stronger and more aggressive in combat, while Fox is quicker and more agile. They are two soldiers of one soul. Inseparable, no matter how far away they are from each other. Their hearts beat in unison to a rythm only known to them.
Wolffe: Di'kut!
Fox: Shabuir!
Alpha-17: >:|
Alpha-17: I should cut their tongues out. Why the kriff are they fighting now?
Cody: *sighs* Well neither of them wants to play the role of the loser
Alpha-17: This is creative training. There is no loser... *growls *
Wolffe: I am older. You are the loser!
Fox: You are only older by ten milliseconds! We are from the same tube!
Wolffe: and yet i am not as ugly as you!
Fox: We have the same face, utreekov!
Wolffe: I got prettier eyes
Fox: *blood red eyes, different to the vode's dark eyes, sparkle as he looks down* I am the loser?
Wolffe: *gulps and shifts awkwardly with guilt * N-Nayc. I am…
Fox: Yes you are! *grins sly*
Wolffe: You kriffing shabuir!!!! *tackles Fox to the ground *
Alpha-17: I swear. I am surrounded by idiots
Cody: ???
Alpha-17: Don’t look at me like that, Kote. You are the worst of your batch. Where is my favorite?
Bly: I am here!
Alpha-17: I said my favorite
Ponds: hello?
Alpha-17: …
Rex: What’s going on here?
Alpha-17: There he is!
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clone-whore-99 · 13 days
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Wolffe gets turned on by being called "good boy"
I will not take questions
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clonedadplo · 1 year
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I could go into a huge diatribe about how sad Plo Koon's death was and how Order 66 will forever remain the most devastating thing to happen in the entire Star Wars franchise (IMHO) however I would instead like to say that honestly; I'm just glad Plo Koon just got shot down from behind and never even saw it coming.
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Never had to look into the eyes of Jag and his wingman, or anyone from his beloved Wolffe Pack and watch them turn on him.
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Because even though it would be only momentary right before he was shot down can you imagine the absolute pain?
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The heartbreak?
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And if he ever knew that his ship was not only shot down by his adoptive children but that it also crashed into a clone training center and killed 141 more clone troopers?
I honestly can't imagine.
And I do mean adoptive children because damn, he seemed to be the only person who understood that these men are all just rapidly aged children given highly impressive combat/tactical capabilities and not much else. And honestly. He's just paternal.
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But no, there was never a moment Plo had to question why his men pulled back to follow him. Why? Because the Wolffe Pack follows him everywhere.
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I'm sure even if he felt some disturbance in the force having his men behind him could never make him feel anything other than comforted.
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Unfortunately this leaves us to lament how Commander Wolffe gets to feel, having survived the clone wars and outlived his buir.
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So yeah, gun the man down while he ain't looking, stab him in the back, kill him in his sleep anything is fine.
There's no need to be honourable, just don't break his heart.
Gif credits to: @phantom-of-the-keurig @barissoffee @kamino-coruscant, @ahsoka-snips-tano-lives and SYGT3M on tenor
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machiavellli · 7 days
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Monday:
🍷 Wolffe x reader by @thefact0rygirl
🍷Rebels!Gregor X reader by @nahoney22 (this fic started my rebel!clone obsessions of the week ngl, also I’ve never read anything about him but I enjoyed this very much)
Rebels!Wolffe x reader by @knightprincess (you wanted me dead. This killed me. So sad but so beautiful)
🍷Rebels!Wolffe x reader by @dystopicjumpsuit (I loved this, I’m craving more ngl)
Wolffe x reader by @sinfulsalutations (“morning baby” 2888 wounded 268 deaths)
Tuesday:
🍷 Rebels!Rex + Rebels!Wolffe x reader [no cl*necest] by @rexxdjarin (this one was a lot🧍‍♀️)
Rebels!Wolffe x reader by @kaminocasey
🍷Wolffe x reader by @thefact0rygirl (this one was just *chef kiss*)
Wednesday:
🍷Echo x reader by @bruh-myguy-what (💳💥💳💥💥💳 LOVED THIS ONE)
Echo x reader by @jedipoodoo (🥺)
🍷 Echo x reader by @nahoney22
🍷Echo x reader by @221bshrlocked (I LOVED EVERY WORD OF THIS UH-) -> I actually fell asleep while reading this but I continued it in the morning at breakfast💀
Thursday:
Maul x reader by @zoeykallus (stumbled upon it randomly and it determined my evening)
🍷 Maul x reader by @diaphene (yes. Just, yes.)
🍷Maul NSFW alphabet by @ma1dmer (somebody sedate me)
🍷Maul x reader by @ddejavvu
Friday:
🍷Maul x reader by @angelltheninth (how did I manage to read this with a straight face a breakfast🧍‍♀️. Uh.)
🍷Maul x reader by @angelltheninth (💳💥💳💥💥💥)
🍷 Maul x reader by @angelltheninth (I’m glad I read these before you say goodbye to your profile🫶)
Maul x reader by @sxvenz
Saturday:
🍷 Maul x reader by @moonstrider9904 (what a gentleman)
Sunday:
Maul x reader by @kaminokatie (it’s so relatable that she joins him after he calls her baby. I won’t elaborate)
Maul x reader by @helpinghanikan
🍷= MDNI!
Fanfics recs masterlist✨
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valyrfia · 9 months
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im afraid the brocedes brainrot has taken me. childhood friends who banded together because no one else liked them who spent years growing up together and helped each other to set up their karts and went on holiday together then ended up at a team (bought for them) before getting to f1 and living their childhood dreams and becoming teammates and outright saying that nothing could get in the way of their friendship only to be proven wrong in the most slow, agonising and horrific way possible and suddenly all those childhood secrets that you share become important weapons in a war against your arch nemesis as you turn an entire team against itself and you can’t eat can’t sleep all you can think about is beating your enemy, your rival, your best friend, your closest confidante and the fallout of the civil war that raged inside your team, inside your friendship, and inside your own head is so toxic and absolute that you can barely say each other’s names years later all you can manage is thinly veiled apologies on TV or declarations of love and remorse to the entire world except the one person you hurt the most and you’re adamant that even though the world whispers in quiet remembrance at the destructive nature of this war they have no idea what really went down or how completely you destroyed each other.
oh and also throughout all this you lived in the same apartment complex and take the same elevator and you do still.
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summer04rayne · 29 days
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So… that’s what Lewis from is receiving from *his team principal* after he gave 7 world championships to Mercedes. Nice.
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abigfanofstarwars · 4 months
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me the second the bad batch trailer dropped:
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kingtuna · 5 months
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au where one of Rex's defects is that he's red green colorblind
it isn't angsty, all of it is just about him being confused about the paint colors of his orivode
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itzshrike · 2 months
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Okay okay because we all know the last episode is called “the Calvary has Arrived” here’s my idea as to what’s going to happen…
Hunter, Wrecker, and Crosshair finally get the coordinates to tantiss curtesy of clone x (tech) he broke his conditioning or they capture him and discoverer it’s him. Either way he plays a critical role in recovering omega. Echo and Rex and howzer and all the other clones help because it’s tantiss, it’s the one place they want to know where it is, it’s important. They storm the base yada yada yada and boom hemlock is there, but at this point project necromancer (whatever it is) is almost or already complete because they have omega and she’s a key part in it. Something blows up and of course anyone of the batch is in the line of fire except another batcher, whoever it is. And they won’t let another one of their own go so soon. Either way someone’s going to either almost get hurt or get hurt and another one is going to sacrifice themselves or get left behind (as is customary with bb endings).
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In the spirit of the holiday season can we consider that Mercedes is a family BECAUSE the vibes are rancid not in spite of. They have that awkward family dinner thing going for them and I mean that with love.
Complete with the grandpa that says wack shit like we’re closing the gap to Red Bull (Toto), the ‘sure let’s get you to bed grandpa’ uncle (James A), the rich uncle that may or may not be in a new age wellness cult (Lewis), the cousin that everyone is compared to (Bono), the one that came for the spiked eggnog (Shov), the hormonal teenager that is loud about how much he hates sitting at the kids table (George), the kids table (Mick, Fred, Kimi), the one they don’t talk about but still haunts the narrative (Nico), the goodest boy (Roscoe), the one sane relative that went low contact and moved away to live his best life (Valtteri). 
But they all still come together year after year, no matter what (for Susie, Merc fans and the Silver Arrows to take aim once again). Happy Holidays! Hope next year is a good one!
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himbocampus · 2 months
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My brain told me to make this idk something something film parallels idk
Song: Televangelism - Ethel Cain
Movies: Fire walk with me (1992) David Lynch
Hereditary (2018) directed by Ari Aster
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