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kingneptunesthinninghead · 2 years

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Do you like kissing in public? i like pecks and small kisses in public bc they’re cute but i’d be a little uncomfy making out in public.

How often do you listen to music? definitely every day but i want more songs to listen to bc i feel like i listen to the same 20 songs and it gets old.

What’s something you could see yourself going to jail for? definitely tax fraud bc idk how to do taxes.

Have you ever made out in the backseat of a car? no but shit it might be fun.

Who was the person you lost your virginity to? i lost my virginity to my boyfriend and even if we end up breaking up i don’t regret it. i was comfortable with and trusted him and that’s what i wanted out of my first time.

Do you know anyone that sells weed? not anymore.

Do you know anyone that sells drugs? again not anymore

Will you cry at your wedding? i feel like i definitely will bc i’m emotional but also i want us to write our own vows and there’s no way i’ll be able to keep it together for that.

Do you know anyone who is bisexual? several

[TW: RAPE] Do you know anyone that was raped/molested? my best friend was raped when she was little.

Has anyone ever cheated on their significant other for you? not that i know of but hopefully not

Did anyone see you kiss the last person you kissed on the lips? no bc we were standing on my porch at night.

Have you ever slapped someone? never seriously, i slap my friends and boyfriend as a joke tho. one time i had to get legit slapped in the face for a school play which was pretty funny.

When was the last time you actually hugged your mother? probably pretty recently we’re a pretty touchy/affectionate family

Have you ever been in the back of a police car? nope

Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex? yes but she kissed everyone and we were all DRUNK

Who’s the biggest whore you know? i don’t like the use of whore unless its in a joking manner with my friends

If you died today would the last person you kissed even care? he would care a LOT

Would you ever date someone who is blind or deaf? of course. something like that would never keep me from liking someone

Do you still talk to the person you last made out with? every day

What would your parents say if you got/got someone pregnant? Honestly? if i got pregnant right now idk if i would even tell my parents tbh. probably my mom but i would def tell my sister and boyfriend bc it would be his baby. i’d most likely get an abortion bc me and my boyf are just not ready to be parents rn and i hope my mom wouldn’t judge me for that.

Have you ever talked to someone when they were high? yep

Has anybody ever told you that you have pretty eyes? yep

When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face? i can’t even remember

Would you ever consider piercing your lip? no, i don’t want any piercings besides 1 MAYBE 2 on my ears

Have you ever been to Tennessee, USA? no but one of my best friends growing up lives there now with her husband and son plus one of my friends from hs is going to college there for songwriting so maybe i’ll get to go there eventually

Do you prefer more mellow music or loud? idk i like both

Have you ever worn a wig? no

Do you know anyone who is a great drummer? no one i know personally

Do you have a certain brand you are very loyal to? i mean not really i typically just buy whatever i like. does apple count?

What are some thing that fascinate you? outer space 100% i just think the pictures and everything about it are just so cool. i also really like the enneagram, mbti, psychology, communication, really just anything that shows how we shape our personalities and how we interact with others. OH ALSO analyzing english literature and just the plethora of things that can be said and interpreted and discovered thru writing

Have you ever broken a bed? no but my mom’s roommate in college broke their bunk bed doing the devil’s tango with her bf

What's the strangest food combination you've seen someone eat? my dad eats the strangest shit. he’ll put minute rice, chicken, and french salad dressing in a bowl and call it sweet and sour chicken. he also dipped his fritos in peanut butter one time. also my best friend puts strawberry syrup on her eggs at ihop which is heinous.

Are you good at keeping secrets? unless ur gonna hurt yourself or someone else, my lips are sealed.

If you could see a concert of any celebrity who has passed away... who would you like to see? probably whitney houston bc she’s an icon and i know her concert would be lit

What was your favorite food as a child? i loooved chicken nuggets

What's the main thing you use the internet for? social media

Have you ever burned yourself on a candle? no

What is one of your toxic traits? the way i let my anxiety get in the way of being happy and feeling true love. i tend to freak out over every little thing and people think that i don’t believe them or trust them when they express their love to me.

Have you ever found a skeleton while outside? ummm no

Do you listen to Johnny Cash? i’ve listened to a few songs here and there but not too much

Is there anyone you can honestly say you trust with your life? my sister, my best friend, and my boyfriend

Have you ever seen a sinkhole in person? no but they sound scary

What has been your most memorable embarrassing moment? oh god i’ve had so many, probably just everything i did to try to impress my crush freshman year of college lol.

Have you ever purchased something off of a mannequin? yes lmao i remember one time i really wanted a sweater but the only one left in my size was on the mannequin so the employee took it off the mannequin for me so i could buy it

Have you ever stolen a street sign or traffic cone? no but i’ve seen many in frat basements

Do you always smile for pictures? yeah normally i do

Have you had a grey cat as a pet before? yes, from high school to sophomore year of college i had a grey cat named smokey. he really bonded to me and was always attached at the hip to me whenever i was home. he had heart disease and he died unexpectedly when he was 4 years old. his death absolutely devastated me and i still miss him everyday.

Do you like croc shoes? no they’re so uncomfortable

Do you mind if people pray for you? not at all. i was raised religious so i believe as long as it’s coming from a genuine place someone asking to pray for you is a huge act of kindness and compassion so i always appreciate it from that standpoint.

What is your safe place? my bed or as cheesy as it sounds in my boyfriend’s arms

Have you ever had a buzz cut? noooo

List five names you like that start with A. alice, abigail, ayla, alora, asher

What is your favorite book series? idek maybe harry potter

Do you like to create? 1000%.

Do you like cranberry sauce? absolutely not

How many cruises have you been on? none bc my mom hates cruises so we never went on any as kids. plus idk the thought of being stuck at sea with a bunch of strangers scares me a little.

Which type of fries do you like better: McDonald’s French fries or Arby’s curly fries? i don’t think i’ve ever been to arby’s but their fries are good.

Which of these names do you like best: Harmony, Hope, Harlow, Harper, or Harvest? harmony

List ten things that make you happy. 1) snuggles from my cats or dog 2) belly laughs with my friends 3) sitting outside in nice weather 4) cuddling or any sort of physical contact with my boyfriend 5) reading a book that just absorbs you 6) being praised for something i worked hard on 7) corny reality tv 8) MUSIC 9) the endorphin rush from stepping off the treadmill 10) warm clothes fresh from the dryer

Do you believe in Heaven and Hell? i believe in heaven but not hell

Do you know anyone named Ivy? one of my friends from high school has a niece named ivy

Favorite boy’s name out of these: Jasper, Jaxon, Jason, Jedidiah, or Jamison? jaxon

Do you find kite-flying entertaining or boring? i didn’t really have an opinion

Do you own anything that says “Live Laugh Love” on it? absolutely not

Do you call your grandma "Nana" or something else? What do you call her? i call my maternal grandmother “gigi” and my paternal grandmas i call “grammie” and “nana.” my one living great grandma i call “granny”

List five words to describe your dream wedding. traditional, romantic, fun, elegant, family-oriented

Do you have a crazy ex? i don’t have an ex at all lol

Do you have a Yahoo account? no gmail for life

Do you say “y'all”? oh i grew up in rural virginia 100% i say yall.

Zombies or vampires? vampires

Do you think guys look good in pink? YES especially when they own and embrace it. one of my boyfriend’s favorite colors is pink and he wears it all the time and it looks SOOO good on him

Do you have a hormone imbalance? babe i have severe anxiety and am on hormonal birth control so uh definitely

Has a medication ever made you gain weight? see again: hormonal birth control

Do you think your mom is pretty? yes, she’s beautiful even if she doesn’t think it.

Do you think cops should be held accountable for their actions? of course they should, they’re citizens just like everyone else.

Has a cop ever committed a crime against you? nope

Have you ever had a doctor or nurse be rude to you? not really, my doctor is my bestie

Have you ever been under anesthesia? several times. going under made me realize for a second why people do drugs lmao

Do you read magazines? i used to have a subscription to tiger beat in middle school LMAO but other than that no

Do you have a criminal record? no

Do you drink enough water? absolutely not, i really need to drink more

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meshlasolus · 2 years

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correct me if I’m wrong, but was the force signature coming from Padmé Luke and Leia? bc I am actually crying right now i’m not prepared for what is to come

order 66 is going to be ✨brutal✨

Yep! The signature is def luke and leia and it keeps growing

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jellinuy · 6 months

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★ my first ever impressions of twisted wonderland characters.

(nobody asked for this.)

ace trappola — i remember thinking he was definitely one of the heartthrobs from otome games. his pose when i first saw him made me think, “he likes to egg people’s houses and steal his friends’ snacks and hit on girls.” i still don’t like him obv.

deuce spade — i thought he was one of those silent but popular types. 💀 i was so shocked when he literally did not know that grocery store eggs don’t have chickens in them.

riddle rosehearts — his appearance kinda gives his personality away, i think, but i’m stupid, so i told myself, “he’s one of the mean but soft-at-heart kind of guys. so harmless.”

trey clover — average asl. i don’t hate him by any means, but he’s just not noticeable to me.

cater diamond — honestly, my first original look at cater made me think of asmo (i forgot if i started playing obey me before i started playing twst wait). i like his hair and his earrings — “definitely one of the carefree, ‘i’m-just-coasting’ kind of guys.” i still need more lore.

leona kingscholar — “OMG he’s so fine” and “DAMN”. my first thoughts. not gonna elaborate on this.

ruggie bucchi — so fun fact!! i used to have a really big crush on ruggie back in my early twst playing days. pls do not bring this up to me. they were not good times and i will cry.

jack howl — idk what it was abt savanaclaw man.. i wanted him to be my bf so bad.

azul ashengrotto — he’s one of the characters that i could never get into or seriously simp for. i don’t know what it is. when i first read over his backstory in book 3, i felt bad, but i don’t think i’ve ever really had romantic feelings for him..?? also i hated him to the CORE for evicting me.

floyd leech — i took one look at him and jade and said, “he’s the better twin.” he was honestly comedic relief to me, but i remember getting so happy when i got or groovified new floyd cards.

jade leech — i kinda fluctuated with jade cause on one hand, he’s really pretty and is def a sebastian michaelis kinnie. which is hypothetically everything i would want. on the other hand, he’s literally sm worse than floyd..

kalim al-asim — RRSFGHAHHUHGYS i used to sing prince ali but i’d replace prince ali with his name. idk who could ever hate kalim???? he was like my everything.

jamil viper — from my first time looking at him, i could never even guess that his backstory is what it is. BUT WHEN I TELL YOU I WAS WHIPPED LIKE.. 😭 when i tell u i had the most downbaditis i’ve ever had ever. i listened to genie in a bottle so many times twirling my hair and thinking of him pls don’t metion this ever again.

vil schoenheit — another fun silly fact!! guys i used to HATEEE vil schoenheit. i mean i HATED the way he acted, the way he talked, the way he looked at me. i was such a wrong and horrible person to my wife back then.. BUT!! i have come to severely appreciate and love him (in concerning amounts maybe).

rook hunt — funny enough, i never paid much attention to rook in my early twst months. i found him gross actually. and really creepy. CRAZY LOCO INSANE i know because now that im a changed person ill never let him out of my basement arms 💗!!

epel felmier — “awwww.” that was my first mistake because i would’ve gotten my ass beat if he heard me. um. i feel like we all thought epel was a girl right. not just me.. the harveston event maybe sparked a little something in me. maybe. do i have a crush on him ?? u will never know.

idia shroud — SHUT ur mouth i need to speak. IMMEDIATELY i was hooked on idia. this walking bright blue pixie stick of depression yep!!! im the biggest idia kinnie u will ever see btw!!! um from the day i met him i swore to protect his life and his comfort so erm. we’re locked in.

ortho shroud — i can’t really talk about chapter 6, but he didn’t get much screentime OUTSIDE of that so i’ll just say he’s a sweet kindhearted baby and move on.

★ malleus draconia — i gave him a star because he was my first ever twisted wonderland card!! i picked him i think because he had pointy ears and that regal look on his face. nevertheless, i still love how coincidental it was that mally is one of the only characters that actually has a romantic fanbase with the mc (me lol) and he was my first pick. <3 (I LOVE YOUV HORNTOBSJ)

lilia vanrouge — I WNATED TO MARRY HIM SO BAD OMG OMG OMG I DONT. WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS PHASE OF TM LIFE PLEASEEJ JUST SKIP THIS. MY FRIEND STILL CALLS ME A STEPMOM TO THIS DAY IM SICKKKKK

silver — i still have nothing noteworthy to say about him and it’s been a year. idk what to put down. he’s cute when he sleeps ????? i sound like rook ????

sebek — loud mouthed little fishfart. please just stfu. i used to have a crush on him too. embarrassing please don’t ttm about that either..

grim — i kind of just thought he’d be like paimon 💀 twst got me so good with that

#spam. ★#and when i say NOBODY i mean not even the stars above asked for this #twst #꒰🪼꒱ jelly writes.#twisted wonderland #rambles #twst rambles #my hand hurts from typing

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theoreticalli · 4 years

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I just. I gotta stop reading extremely soft tma fic while two days out of a breakup

#personal #just started crying because it hit me that I don't think she actually... likes me very much #and also. I can't hug her or lay on her as casually #def can't kiss her #love that! love it!! definitely want to be thinking about it right now!!!!!#can I just. fall in love with someone else Right Now #please #edit: just keep thinking about how quickly our relationship deteriorated #and how we just had one final night together and one movie #and one moment at dinner on Monday where she leaned her head on my shoulder and I rubbed her back for a while #and then. we were done #and is it a good bit my fault at least in terms of direct inaction? yes #am I still sad? yep apparently #I just want to know if it's still okay for me to hug her and touch her arm and things like that at least #ughhhhhhhhh why am I always like this after someone's out of the question I immediately want to get back together #and I have so little patience for that in other people #UGh

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wwwcapricorncom · 3 years

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hii could i request something? i don't mind whether it's a headcannon with some drabble or a longer scenario, do whatever you have time for. make sure you're taking care of yourself 🥰

oki so nsfw haikyuu, im very indecisive so I'll give you a list of some characters - feel free to include multiple alsjdggwgw.

tsukishima, kageyama, miya twins, kuroo, bokuto, yknow throw in hinata for some spice. basically anyone that would rUiN me 😗✌️

okay so for the scenario literally go wild with it, I'd love to have a few kinks involved like dumbification, verbal degrading, use of "puppy", breeding, denial, overstimulation and masochism (or sadism if you look at it from the characters side).

feel free to improv if there's anything specific you've been wanting to write lmao I'm happy with anything.

have fun hehe

Eep! You’re so sweet I could cry T^T. You’re my first ask btw so Thank you thank you! Anyone who enjoys this post, please thank anon! This will also be my first work for haikyuu so I hope it will be good! In addition, i'll write the reader as Fem for now bc it wasn’t specified, so I hope that’s okay<3. I was gonna include all characters, but I felt I kept you waiting long enough.

Okay so im thinking…. How they act when domming WITH BOKUTO, ATSUMU, OSAMU, TSUKI, AND HINATA.

Genre: SMUT/MINORS DNI/ 18+/ Characters aged up

Warnings: dumbification, verbal degrading, use of "puppy", breeding, denial, overstimulation, masochism & sadism, a wee bit of impact play in Osamu’s... it just happened, gagging, nose pinching, praising, oral (fem and male receiving), dom dynamics, use of the word “daddy.

BOKUTO

Bo is a wild card, so anything can activate his dom moods and they can vary from service to hard domming.

You have to watch out for those days when you do something that he finds so cute because that’s when he wants to be a service dom.

And that means fucking you completly dumb.

“C’mere puppy”, just wants to show you how much he appreciates and adores you, so he has to make you feel so good that you turn into mush.

Always fucks you in a position that relies solely on you having to rely on him because it’s such a power trip for him.

Will have you picked up and getting fucked against the wall of your room as he tells you how cute you are.

Seeing you like this triggers something so animalistic in him, he is suddenly so hyper focused as he fucks you like an animal.

LOUDDDD

Just wants to see how wrecked you’ll get for him, but wrecks himself too.

“C’mere puppy, gonna pick you up.” You're a mess already, having been getting fucked into on your back by your boyfriend. Still, you put your hands out so he can pull you into his broad chest and up you two go. He smiles at your compliance and goes in to kiss your cute lips, albeit deeply as he sucks on your tongue and bottom lip which makes saliva string you two together when pulling away.

By the time he is done kissing you, he has your bare back pressed against the cool surface of your room walls and is nudging the head of his big, fat cock back into your needy hole. “Ah! Bo, fuck! like this?”

You can’t help but ask while clinging to him for dear life as he bottoms out in you. All he can do is nod, one hand strongly wrapped around your lower back, close to your ass, and the other flat against the wall above your head. He loves the way you cling to him, much like how your soft walls do at the slightest dragging of his cock. In and out. He begins to buck his hips up into you and you bounce at the sheer force of each of his thrusts, breast bouncing gloriously in front of him too as he eyes them.

You’re open mouthed panting in no time in rhythm with his thrusts as your eyes gloss over while looking into his golden ones. He searches your face before using force from his legs to start ramming into your spongy spot and you gasp, “fuck daddy wait!”

“Just wanna make you feel good pup, just let me…” He groans as he continues to fuck into your gspot, making you clench around him sporadically as you begin to moan, “i-if you keep thrusting there-

“You’ll cum? Good, cum for me and i'm not gonna stop either.” He states seriously as he picks up his pace, moving the hand he had around you to your hip and gripping it tightly as he enclosed you against the wall more. You had no choice but to take the harsh thrusts that he was giving you, each retraction taking the air from your lungs before the thrust to your spot delivered intoxicating pleasure.

Your fucking head was getting cloudy as you succumbed to the pleasure, sweat trickling down the valley of your breasts at the body heat you two were producing, the mere sight of you sruggling to determine what you should do makes him go feral. Gripping both of your hips, with a bruising glasp, he makes sure the top half of your back is still resting on the wall as he begins to bring you down on his dick while thrusting up.

“You look so fucking sexy like this! Shit, I love having you on my cock!” He is growling now as you moan incoherent sentences, clinging to him closely you decided on just nodding your head. Too fucked out for anything else as he dominated your throbbing core.

He moans loudly at this as he balls slap aggressively against your ass, “already fucked dumb, pup? Fuckkkkk just how I wanted you.” He says as you start to go weak from the pleasure of your orgasm staring to consume you, moving to place your head in between the crook of his neck. He doesn’t let you though, grabs you by the chin and forces your unfocused eyes to stay on him as drool trickles down your skin from your lolled out tongue.

How could he not watch you go dumb on his cock as he fucks your through your orgasm and into his. You two are going to be so sloppy when he’s done.

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TSUKIII

This fucking Psychopath mean and hard dom.

The most verbal degrader, but also lovesss to humiliate you too.

Just looks at you condescendingly, but is trying to hide his amusement.

“You look so pathetic right now, sweetheart.” is pushing his glasses up with one hand.

Has the other hand buried two fingers deep in your needy cunt.

All you can do is whine because for fucks sake he won’t give you anything, but shallow thrusts. All because

“If you want more then fucking work for it!”

Has you fucking yourself on his fingers in an instant while he snickers and smirks (still being mean) as if his hard on isn’t threatening to fucking cream his pants.

“TSUKIII!” You whine as you grip his wrist that is connected to the fingers inside your dripping cunt.

“You look so pathetic right now, sweetheart” He states with a smirk as he gives you two sharp aimless thrusts into your cunt, making you whine louder.

“P-please just give me more! Stop being so mean!” You say as you look up at his shirtless frame. You know by the look on his face that he is having fun, that he enjoys seeing you so needy and you hate that you’re feeding into it. But it’s so hard, when he has been fingering you to the edge and stopping every time right before you could even release.

“You want more? Then fucking work for it, whore!” He says almost sadistically and you nod as you lift your hips up to meet his fingers. You begin to thrust up into his two nimble, long fingers as you clench around him. Your walls are thankful for the aggressive friction that you are finally getting after 3 near orgasms.

One particular rough thrust hits your g spot and you moan lewdly, tongue almost hanging completely out as you feel the familiar tingles of a strong orgasm. Just as you go to lift your hips up to ram into his fingers in the exact same way, his other hand is pressing you firmly down onto the mattress, halting your attempts.

You fucking choke on a sob as tears obscure your vision and he snickers, “Aw you’re such a crybaby!”

But seeing your flushed face and rising chest as your lip quivers, does it for him. And he’s a little mad at himself because you won and don’t even know it. I mean now he just has to fuck you- you just look so pretty, begging for him after he’s been so fucking mean to you. Crying. Gosh, it makes his dick twitch as precum trickles down to his balls.

Yep, now he’s gonna fuck that needy cunny and give you all that you wanted and then some.

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ATSUMU

Much like Tsuki, he is also a mean and hard dom, but actually has the ability to turn into a soft one.

Loves to degrade too but because he loves feeling superior.

Will be at his meanest when he just lost a match and Def takes it out on that cunt.

Right after like right after the game, he has you riding him in the fucking car.

Is being so mean too, “don’t tell me that’s all ya got, ya little slut?”

“Ride my fucking dick then!”

Once you amp it up though, fuck his tune switches so fast. “God yer so fuckin’ wet, gonna breed ya just right bc ya think ya can fuck me like this and get away with it?”

Like sir you were just… anyways he will hug you into his chest and mark your flesh up.

Fills you to the brim while praising and then makes you sit with it leaking into your underwear all the way home

“Come on slut, fully sit on it. I don’t care if it hurts!” Atsumu grumbles as he smacks your ass, making your legs quiver and a few more inches to slip further into your stretching sex.

He’s so big and that asshole barely prepared you before telling you to basically spear yourself on his erect cock. He’s only this mean when he loses and as much as you wish you could say you hate it, you don’t at all.

You love proving him wrong and he always tries to be right, the only difference is he is being meaner right now. That’s why he slams you the rest of the way down on his cock and has your eyes springing open as you arch and shake with a loud cry.

You can’t even express how full you feel or how it feels like he could’ve just broken you, but your pussy can. It’s gushing around him as if you just came, making a mess at his base and his neatly trimmed pubes.

“Don’t ya fuckin’ dare cum yet, don’t tell me that’s all ya got, ya little slut!” He growls taking ahold of your neck with his large hand. You whine at this putting your two smaller hands around his forearm and shaking your head ‘no’, mind getting cloudy.

He sits up a bit, sweaty back unsticking from his leather seats as he gets inches from your face, still clenching your neck, grasping tighter even.

“Then. Ride. My. Fucking dick!” He snaps, eyes dark as he swipes his tongue over his bottom lip. You feel so aroused at this point, grinding your hips into his as your walls scream from the weak prep.

He continues to spew mean shit at you, further stimulating you as you begin to ride him faster. He is slipping soon after, groans tumbling out of his mouth as you bounce on his cock like a rabbit.

Whines sharply when you start to clap your ass down on the dick before hugging you to his sweaty chest. Your hard nipples will drag against his skin as he keeps you embraced, strong arms around your back as he sucks purple marks into your skin. Will begin to fuck up into you as he moans, “ya can’t ride me like that and not expect me t-to fill ya up, pretty!”

Doesn’t care for your response, too lost in his own delirium, as he concentrated on ramming all that fat cock into your hole in attempts to get deeper and deeper. And when he hears you finally cry out about how, “ ‘TSUMU! YOU'RE TOO DEEP!”

He is emptying his balls into you, with an iron grip on your hips to keep you firmly planted on him as he repeats, “gonna fuckin’ bread ya! Bread ya so good… look at that cunt drinking it all up ah!…such a good girl.”

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OSAMU

Is the reverse of his brother- Is primarily a soft dom, but knows when to be a hard/ mean one.

Loves caressing you and giving you touches everywhere.

But is really good at commanding, does it calmly with hot lazy eyes.

“Go a little faster… yea there ya go. Good.”

“Don’t do that baby, ya wouldn’t want me mad right?”

Sometimes that is what you want thoe and you’re being such a brat that he understands too.

That’s when he goes Dom, probably having enough of your bullshit.

Like if you’re teasing and disobeying him, per example, when you’re giving him head.

Without warning will put a firm hand on the back of your head and push you forward roughly.

Will fuck your face so meanly, scolding you about how, “this is what ya wanted.”

“Come on, go a little faster baby.” Osamu commands and his matter of fact tone, the one he uses when he wants you to do something without protest, sends tingles to your cunt as you flutter your eyes up at him.

Deciding to obey this time, even though you know you want something a little more tonight, you begin sucking on his tip a little faster. He nods his head slowly, relishing the scene before him as he tilts his head back.

He’s really getting into it, baby loves when you suck him off on your knees. It always feels so good and he finds himself in this exact position. Head thrown back, eyes shut, one hand holding your makeshift ponytail, and the other on your cheek.

You love the look in his eyes, lustful and lazily hanging open as his pupils flicked down occasionally to drink in your movements. You were growing needy though, panties getting soaked as you rub your thighs together, sucking faster. His hums of approval indicated that he enjoyed this action as he wets his lips and rakes his fingers further through your hair.

Deviously you decided to take him in further and graze your teeth along his skin, something he loved but did not take kindly. It always made him feel way too good like he would cum way sooner than he would want to, so it pissed him off every time you did it. And you knew that it had worked now too when he let out a surprised hiss as you continued to lightly graze your teeth on his member. His breath is shaky as he lets go of the ponytail that he had formed to keep your hair out of your face.

“Fuckin’ mistake” he states seriosuly as his strong hand pushes on the back of your head, lunching you forward and making his cock fully slot itself in your throat. It hurt, it burned, and you were soaking yourself because of the pain. You loved when your daddy turned into such a meanie.

“Can never use yer fuckin’ words huh? Had to be a damn brat.” He grumbles as he starts to slam into your mouth, making tears trickle down the corners of your eyes as you try to keep up with the brutal pace.

He is groaning by now, the force of his thrusts making the veins pop from his arms and legs as your thighs get wet with arousal, “ya like it that much, nasty girl, huh!” You try to tell him yes, but a quick slap to your cheek makes you moan like an absolute slut. It was not enough to hurt, just sting and utterly surprise you, but it was more than enough for you, “don’t fuckin talk when I'm blessing ya with a full mouth.”

His tone is still as calm as ever which makes your pussy throb even more as you nod rapidly, desperately, doe eyes looking up at him as he smirks slightly before continuing to stretch your throat with brutal snaps of his hips. When he begins to cum, he makes sure to thrust fully into you, on his tippy toes, as he firmly plants one hand on the back of your head while using the other to pinch your nose closed.

You cum untouched, choking on his seed and gasping for air as tears stream down your face. But all he says is “ya wanted this and ya liked it, my little masochist.” Osamu has no problem being a sadist for you.

♡━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━♡

HINATA

SERVICE DOM !!!

Such a precious baby (reminds me of Izuku) loves to eat you out, but because he really wants you to feel immense pleasure.

Is so attentive, sucks on your breasts, licks your inner thighs, places kisses on your ankles and legs before diving in.

Holds your hand while using the other to spread you apart.

“You taste so good baby.”

Is the type to shake his head from side to side while eating that pussy.

Will overstim you on accident at first, but realizes he loves how easy it is to reel orgasms out of you when you’re sensitive.

“Cum again for me please?”

Oral with him almost always leads to over stimming… both ways.

“Another kiss here… and here….here.” Hinata mumbles against your skin as you arch into the touch of his soft, wet lips. He started at your own lips, made his way down to sucking your neck and breasts, paying special care to your nipples. Sucks and nibbles on them for so long that you're wet and the buds are throbbing and sore.

He will then move down, dragging his tongue down your stomach, kissing your belly button, licking at your thighs before grabbing them. He spreads you open, groaning at how your cunt is seeping with arousal as he stands up, your legs on his shoulders while he admires you.

Will kiss your ankles as he rubs his underwear covered cock along your slit, collecting your slick and dampening the fabric. When he can no longer kiss your flesh or produce light touches here and there, too needy, he dives in and kisses your pussy.

“Sho!” You gasp as your hands fly to his hair, weaving into the orange tuffs as he licks a long flat tongue up your entire cunt. He’ll sigh against your puffy clit after this, amazed that he gets to taste you whenever he wants, and this starts the feast.

He starts to suck and nip at your folds, cute nose bumping against your clit which makes you squeal each time, “you taste so good baby.” He groans again as he reaches to hold your hand that abandoned his hair in favor of gripping the sheets. Your heart swells at the cute action as you grasp his warm hand back and he reallys starts to get lost in your soaking cunt.

So engrossed in tongue fuckng you while rubbing your clit with his thumb, he doesn’t register your slight warnings of, “S-sho you’re going too f-fast!” Because you weren't used to being touched and cared for so attentively, him being the first to do you like this, and your orgasm was approaching so fast it was shocking you.

Precum is rushing out of his cock when you start cumming on his tongue, but he doesn’t stop there. He starts to shake his head between your legs from side to side, further stimulating you and getting sloppier, as he gulps and slurps and continues to eat you out.

“TOO SENSITIVE!” You yell as you start squirming away, but his hold on your hand just gets tighter as he flicks his eyes up to you, “cum again for me please? I know my beautiful girl can…” He says, hot breath fanning your quivering cunt as his dark eyes look up at you. You whine at his words, but accept and he's back to over-stimulating you, using his tongue to weave through your folds and into your hole, rubbing your clit harder.

You gush so much for him by the end of the night. And he hasn’t even fucked you with that monster stamina yet.

#haikyuu smut #haikyuu x reader #bokuto smut #tsukishima smut #atsumu smut #osamu smut #hinata smut #haikyuu headcanons #reader insert #haikyuu x f!reader #haikyuu asks #haikyuu drabbles #www.capricorn.com

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dandeliononthemoon · 2 years

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Okay I'm done with 5 episodes. Thoughts-

1. The soundtrack and intro are bomb. I'm obsessed with them. I've been listening to Enemy on loop.

2. The first scene itself made me cry

3. Fucking love Vi.

4. Vander is such a sweet heart. Him and Vi together give me Like and Clary vibes 🥺

5. Jayce. He has the same eyes as Jace and they share a name. Obvs I like him. He just wants to invent things to help people.

6. Viktor is a bean. Him and Jayce are such great partners. And he falls sick??? So fucking unfair 🤧

7. Mel seems sus to me

8. Powder becomes Jinx?! I get that Vi was really rude to her but she just goes and fals in Silco's arms?? Wtf!

9. That whole scene where Jayce and Mel are having sex and meanwhile Viktor is attack or something was just painful

10. Also how does Jayce have such a muscular back? I thought he was a scientist

11. Silco is a motherfucking asshole.

12. Caitlyn is a cupcake ( pun intended )

13. Vi and Cait together ✨ sexual tension ✨

14. Also what is up with Jinx?? Does she have a split personality or something??

15. Grown up Vi is so hot

Wow this got long. That's it for now.

1. Dude i had them on a loop too, it is so good

2. ikr 😭😭

3. Nothing to add

4. Omg yes, i so loved their relationship! Exactly like Luke and Clary

5. Yes, science boy

6. Yess ughhh i love their partnership!!!

7. Hmm well

8. Omg i knowww, but i understand it sort of from her perspective, like she is a little unstable and really really needed her sister and she felt betrayed and all that. Not saying she made the right call but i get it

9. Ugh ikr, that was so awful, also i am not really sold on that ship

10. Boy works out def

11. Hm yep

12. God i love Caitlyn

13. Pls i freaking love them together it is the best

14. Yeah idk, i feel like she might be bipolar. But i am not sure on the split personality thing, it really seems like that but then it shows how the voices are the people from her past? Like the people she grew up with so idk

15. Again nothing to add

Will be waiting for more thoughts!

#pixie <3 #arcane

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marigold-doms · 4 years

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|| Nct 2000-Line reacts || to their bratty sub

—🌻Renjun—

Rigger/hard!dom

I wish I made the rules—no really. I wish I did but Renjun here calls all of the shots.

Where do you think all of his frustration from how much the members tease him for his physique goes?? Def. to you.

He wants control.

In a sense he wants control of the situtation.

And when he feels as if the tables are slowly turning towards your favor that is when he loses it.

Being bratty with renjun is like poking a really small—but dangerously aggressive— bear.

Expect him to not use his strength against you, he’s got a sexy way of doing things.

That’s right. The BEST at manipulating you. (Ofc in a consensual, sexual setting)

He expects to to take all of his punishements.

Which is why I say this: PREPARE TO BE OVERSTIMULATED A LOT

He does not take it easy on you nor will he be expecting to stop. (Use safewords... his personal favorite word: bunny)

—🌻Jeno—

....don’t hate me... soft!dom (will hard!dom often tho so don’t @ me here)

As much as you horny savages want this man to pound the living daylights out of you...Idc why but he lowkey gives me minor loving dom vibes—kinda like jaemin but not as suffocatingly soft.

When he PUNISHES his bratty sub tho... PREPARE FOR SUM IMPACT PLAY.

Spanking?? Yep. Faceslapping?? With consent ofc.... NAME-CALLING?? YES as much as i say that he’s a softdom—i say that only most of the time—THIS MAN gets DOWN AND FILTHY with his words.

I feel like i completely just contradicted my opening statement...HENCEFORTH i do say that jeno has that dreaded duality switch on him okay?

He is a very diverse dom and he can jump between the lines of harshness and softness. Just....

Please dont—do— test him. He will have the biggest field day with your body.

And you will be sore for the next week to prove it.

—🌻Haechan—

Bratty!dom (yeah yeah yeah. All my doms out there that want to believe that haechan is a sub.. you can go ahead and exit right now because if you haven’t noticed by now... You’re reading a reaction written by a pure bratty sub. Not @ me projecting onto my biases 🤭)

Someone come and extinguish me rn plz— anyways.

Haechan is the brattiest they come.

Idc if you see him as a sub or a dom. That doesn’t change that fact that he will purposely get on your nerves just because he wants to make things entertaining for him.

He will tease the hell out of you and probably make fun of you for being so turned on. Acting as if he wasn’t doing anything and you’re just being a nasty girl—you aren’t, your man is just a bratty tease.

“Aww baby... not at you practically riding my thigh pathetically just to get some form of pleasure...”

—🌻Jaemin—

Guys. Is this even a question?? Softest!Dom

—like I have said before in my “sex with jaemin” post—

JAEMIN IS THE MOST PRECIOUS SOFTEST CUDDLY-EST DOM

He loves to shower you with affection even when you are bad

I kind of what to see how he’d punish a bratty dom like frfr but for now...

I feel like jaemin is the type of dom to still give you what you want but his actions contradict his words.

He almost nags at you while cooing WHILE fucking you into the sheets???? Like???

“Aww now why would my pretty princess do such a bad thing to her oppa huh???” —oop theres his oppa kink.

“I guess you’ll have to learn not to do that next time don’t you sweet baby?” LITERALLY while PRESSING YOU AGAINST THE KITCHEN COUNTER as if you were worth nothing more to him than a fucktoy.

Jkgdfkdhsf—send help.

—🌻Yangyang—

This flexible!dom will honestly not mind a bratty sub.

He’s pretty adaptive depending on the type of sub you are.

In any case, if you wanted him to punish you.. you might have to tell him that you want to be punished for being bad in order for him to get that you’re into that. (Open communication obviously.)

Once he understands how to dom—OH BABY UR IN FOR A RIDE

This mans is smart and he learns FAST.

Give him an inch and hunnie he will give you the circumference of the earth.

Hair grabbing, spitting, face grabbing, choking—you name it. As long as you’re into it. So is our dom!yangyang.

The mans will NOT hesitate to manhandle you.

He’s just the right amount of stamina and agility to make it all the more pleasurable to his bad little slut.

He is also an EXPERT dirty talker. AND IN MULITIPLE LANGUAGES SO ITS UR PICK.

“You’re crying baby??” Grabs your face while tapping his other hand harshly against your cheek. “I thought my little bitch liked this? Can’t take any more??”

Obviously you rebel and challenge him—HE LOVES THAT.

“Oh good.” Takes a fistful of your hair and shoVES ur face into the sheets. “Because we’re just starting.”

—🌻Shotaro—

So I’m choosing to add shotaro but since we do not know much about him yet...I will just label what kind of dom i think he is~ will add later when I have a better feel of who he is:) plz love our cute otter.

Soft/adventurous!dom

Why? I’m using his zodiac sign as reasoning but it’s not even concrete at this point. Issa wild guess. I could be totally wrong.

#mika’s works #nct masterlist #nct smut #00 line #00 line smut #nct 2020 #nct #nct reactions #wayv reactions #nct dream reactions #nct 127 reactions #nct imagines #shotaro smut #renjun smut #haechan smut #jaemin smut #jeno smut #yangyang smut

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ryderdire · 2 years

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Live blogging hollow mind because im scared

starting the ep now and im afraid

jumping straight into the plot i see

HOW THO flash back whispers of an attempt to invaid the empoeres mind with wild magic RAINE!!! DARIUS EBERWOLF??????

THEIR.... DOING GLYPHS

LUZ MY BELOVED WAIT OH NO RAINE KNOWS EDAS KID IS TRAPPED OOOOH ANGST

(Walkie takie scene)

SIBLINGS NO CUZ I USED TO DO THAT WITH MY SISTER IM

LUZ TAUGHT KING SPANISH ANGST IM SCARED IM TERRFIED SAME LUZ IS RIGHT THE TiTAN HATES HIM belos = Phillip

Proof that hes up to somthing

Fear

Thats such a good point

iS SHE GONNA ASK ABOUT THE GRAVESFLEID SYMBOL RAINE NO LUZ IS EDAS KID U PUT HER IN DANFER OH So THATS WHY FLAPY ISNT WITH THEM

"you wanna prove my uncle is evil and you think ID wanna help???!" HUnter honey

why do i feel like thats gonna age

luz ily

hunter honey uhhhh

HE WAS PROBALY A WITCH SACERFICE HUNTER NO WHY DOES DARIUS LOOK SO SAD BITCH WHAT DO U THINK HIS MENTOR IS GONE BECAUSE BELOS IS AN ASS

(okay m being mean hunters been in this cult his entire life hes basically been brainwashed to belive alot of shit) SO If theres a baby belos then

yep wHAT IS THAT OH DAMN WAIT ITS THE CURSE UHHH TGHATIl;K"bgfm,.bvcdkl[o

;blk'

THAT CHILD IN THE BG LOOKS JSUT LIKE HUNTER ALSO THE BIRD THAT WENT BRRR THAT WAS IM SHAKING SHIT SHIT HUNTERS BOUT TO FIND OUT IM SCARED being punished bc you provoked his innerself

HATE THAT NO HAD A THOUSAND GLOWING EYEBALLS lol darcy

oh nooooo eye ballls

dude istg

THE WALKIETALKIE HAS MCFUCKING RANGE FlAPJACK protective hunter is protective

edas gonna be so worried

i need a mintue hold on

Okay okay so

hunters def a clone or smth

i wonder if belos is like

some kinda werid ass fusion between the collector and phillip

idk how that would work but eh

hes def cursed

probs cuz of his own actions

okay back to episode

Eda is such a mom

get away

strong emptions matrailize

concerned about bby hunter (probs cableb) having his eyes scratched out HUNTERRRR LOVES HIS LITTLE BIRB AWWWWW Luz >:} baby belos

kid belos

sense of guilt

sense of innsonce

INTO THE PAINTINGS

B plot eda saves her daughter and her soon son

raine in the bg

"cool cool time to save luz" DARIUS " SHIT DAS MY SON" LOL raine knows how to sneak into edas house

Titan his old mask

i call bullshit

HES ALWAYS BEEN A PEICE OF SHIT TO HUNTER

The rest of these

Its was a lie

it was all an lie

"Its for the greater good"

hunters rlly drikin that koolaid and it hurts

a city can rise from the ashes

but a soul

hE KILLED A BITCH sacerfices

still alive

STILL HAVE SOME WORK TO WHAT THE FUcK FUUCK

WHAT

THE HELL WHAT THE HELL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

im currently like dying WHAT IS THAT THING Hunter.... Siblings

they are siblings

ofc The collector

nine bright hues

collector

wants to play Oooh

im starting to think i make these things just to destroy them

WHAT HUH GRIMWALKER EDA WOULD ADOPT U SO EFFEN FAST pallismin Child is evil didny see that coming

hunters so dead

he knows he knows he knows he knows heknowsheknowsheknows

HE KNOWS LUZS NAME IDK WHY THATS SENDING ME GET AWAY FROM THEM

Wheepy pallismin souls

UR SUCH A BITCH

hunters so scared

shout out to his va cuz

to our family

HUNTER!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NONO HUNTER NO NO FUCKING NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NI NI NIO NO NO NO NO WITCH HUNTER WITCH HUNTER WITCH HUNTER ITS PHILIP

i need a minute

LUZ DONT CRY PLEASE IM HAVING SO MANY FELINGS THERES ONLY 3 MINS LEFT

plz save hunter

plz i cant do this

okay okay okay i keep pausing i need a mintue I NEED 5000 mintues

LUZS REACTION HURTS STAY AWAY FROM HER

hes about to kill her and hes taunting her and its making me cry

she looked up to him its sending the ren

raine secert sercet sercet admirer the titan blood

save hunter please

HUNTER OML HES OKAY HES OKAY HES OKAY I LITERALLY SCRREMEED HES OKAY HES GOING TO BE SAVED he made it

im shaking tf

i need a few mintues

HES HAVING A PANIC ATTACK IM SCARRED I YEETED MY HEAD PHONES IM

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

#Hollow mind #Toh spoilers #live blog #massive spoilers #The owl house spoilers #cw panic attack #theory later i just #i cant do this #HUNTER

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dajaregambler · 2 years

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HeliosR - Wondrous Tea Party On A Bitter Afternoon - Chapter 11

Translation of chapter 11 of the event ‘Wondrous Tea Party On A Bitter Afternoon’ from ‘Helios Rising Heroes’.

Gast: Okay, so one round from start to end. To keep it simple you’ll be Alice, and I’ll be the others.

Ren: Got it

Gast: Guess I should record with my phone to see how the reading comes across….

Gast: Alright, I’m starting. “Alice was beginning to get very bored of sitting by her sister on the riverbank, who was reading a book hard to understand…”

Gast: “And now Alice was more than nine feet high. But to get through the small door as was clearly out of the question now. Thus she burst out into tears.”

Ren: “You ought to be ashamed of yourself, a great girl like you to go on crying in this way!“

Gast: “She told herself yet went on all the same, shedding gallons of tears”....

Ren: “Waah, waah, I can’t help myself from crying!”

Gast: …“And so she wept until there was a large pool all around her”

Ren: “Oh dear, what ever will I do. Now I shall never get home.”

Gast: ….

Ren: ? Is there something wrong?

Gast: Ah… uhm. Not really wrong no, but… don’tcha think it’d have more impact if you read with a little bit more intonation?

Ren: I am doing that

Ren: (...I’m reading it the same way Nee-san did for me, what is he worrying about?)

Gast: Uh, right…. We’re halfway through but, let’s listen to what got recorded already. You’ll probs realize it yourself like this

Gast: “Alice was beginning to get very bored of sitting by her sister on the riverbank, who was reading a book hard to understand…”

Ren: “How can one possibly pay attention to a book with no pictures in it”

Ren: …!?

Ren: “What a peculiar rabbit. A rabbit with a waistcoat and a watch.”

Gast: “Burning with curiosity, Alice ran across the field after it, popping down a large hole…”

Ren: ………

Ren: …..How, terrible

Gast: D-don’t be that discouraged now. You kinda got the picture of what parts could use some improvement, yeah?

Ren: ….I didn’t think it would be this difficult….

Gast: It’ll be fine…! You def can do it with practice. Give it all you got for that book store!

Ren: …Yeah. Let’s do it one more time.

Gast: OK! Then, I’ll start from the beginning

Gast: “Alice was beginning to get very bored of sitting by her sister on the riverbank, who was reading a book hard to understand…”

Ren: “How can one possibly pay attention to a book with no pictures in it….”

Ren: (That’s wrong. She didn’t do it like this… Nee-san was more…. more like….)

Victor: Excuse me. Gast, Ren, there’s something I’d like to inquire--

Ren: OH MY!!!! WHAT A PECULIAR RABBIT!!!!!!!

Victor: ! What may this be…?

Ren: Guh…!?

Gast: D-Doc!? Why….

Victor: It seems that the place where the coffee beans are kept has changed, thus I wanted to inquire with you two about it, however…

Victor: Is there anything wrong, Ren. It’s unlike you to raise your voice…

Ren: Ghh…!

Gast: Aah- Y’see we just got this situation on our hands right now…

Victor: That’s what it was. You’ve discovered quite an interesting unique point with Alice in Wonderland

Gast: Yep. All because of Doc’s advice. Thanks for that

Victor: No need to thank me. After all it was up to you two that had to see how to handle the subject.

Gast: Haha… And after thinking ‘bout it, we decided to do a reading of the book

Victor: Hmm. Would that explain why you had raised your voice?

Ren: Gh…..

Victor: I fail to see why it was necessary to raise your voice that much for a reading. Had there been any reason to do so?

Ren: …I was… imitating Nee-san…

TL Note:

For the reading parts of Alice in Wonderland: the translation is a mixture of text borrowed from the original, the Disney adaptation’s movie script with finetuning here and there to be a bit more close to the Japanese but also have some of it’s better known charm. I mainly used this website to find everything I needed.

#heliosR #helios rising heroes #victor valentine #gast adler #ren kisaragi

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heyitsyn · 4 years

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Keeping Up With Seijoh Ep. 4

a/n: uwuwuwuwu @animesportboys and i were just talking about this and my heart was just bursting at this thought 😭

for more seijoh content, check this masterlist out!

also requests are currently closed right now since i have like nearly 30 to finish so please be patient with me and wait for me to finish it all and until then i can open them up again. however, dont stop sending me cute stuff okay? 🥺

summary: its the time of the month for seijoh’s manager 🥺

@ yn when shes extra moody and mean during that time and does this every time she hears anything even come out of the boys’ mouth

oh dear

so basically

it’s,,,,,, a natural thing that most girls go through every month for more than half of their lives and its absolutely D R E A D F U L

the boys ofc knew what the hell a period was bc hello health class so they knew you would become this,,, other version of yourself

youd be moodier, childish, and easy to annoy and snap to everyone

but you would quickly realize how you’re acting then be all regretful and teary and cry easily and then youd forget about it then start the cycle again

you’d stick your tongue out at them and tease them mercilessly, making them run even more laps and pushing them harder

‘I SEE THOSE ARMS SHAKING, IWAIZUMI HAJIME. ADD 15 MORE TO THAT ROUTINE’

‘WHAT?!’

‘IF I SEE YOU EVEN A STEP BEHIND KINDAICHI, YOU WILL BE RUNNING 8 MORE LAPS KUNIMI’

‘NOO!!!!’

‘CHECK YOURSELF OUT ONE MORE TIME, YAHABA, I WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYES’

‘HAVE MERCY!!!!’

dear god they hated it

when it was time, they would protect themselves and work even harder and be more perfect to make sure you couldnt see their faults and point them out and try and kill them

it was like war for everyone

but they didnt know the exact date it started so they didnt really know when to start preparing for war until it came

this time, you didnt either

you didnt even know you were starting as you were extra busy booking the buses for away comps and collecting and emailing teachers for any missed homeworks for the team

so when it did start,,,

oh dear part 2

it wasnt really something you found out when you woke up that morning but you noticed you must be getting close since you were feeling extra cranky and you havent even been awake for more than an hour

nothing really happened throughout the day so you were just thinking that you didnt get enough sleep last night so you were just tired and wanted to sleep

but then it happened

you were standing next to iwa, reviewing his spike percentages when you shifted your weight to the other leg and then your eyes widened

your water broke

i saw this tiktok of this one girl and she was about to start filming with her friend when her eyes widened and her friend knew immediately and her caption was ‘my water broke’

iwa was worried as heck on to what was going on with you and even followed your gaze to see it on the wall and nothing out of the ordinary

‘y/n?’

‘oh god’

you mumbled and you wanted to run but you were too scared that you leaked and probably have an obvious redness on your white track pants

yep it def was your time bc you felt tears welling up in your eyes and you sniffled, embarrassed and upset for this to happen now, of all times

then oikawa tooru bursted through the doors

iwa, taking his eyes off of you and to the captain, started to yell at him until he noticed the brunette’s flushed face and panting form, hunched over as he gripped on the door handle with the plastic bag

you, too busy trying to think of a way to get out of there like deciding to waddle or to just crawl, didnt see oikawa as he approached you

the team paused and watched as he took a black hoodie from the plastic bag and wrapped it around your waist

‘hmm, y/n-chan, better get dressed so we can go now’

he hummed and you snapped out of your panic and looked up at him with watery eyes

‘oikawa-san’

you whispered and he nodded, eyes knowing what was going on

‘coach, theres a planetarium special tonight’

oikawa shouted without tearing his gaze away from you and coach irihata instantly knew, knowing the code that oikawa came up with when you became a part of the family team

the elder coach made a noise of agreement and oikawa didnt wait to up and carry you in his arms and waved to the team while pushing your head in his chest so you can hide

‘work hard everyone!’

‘oi, shittykawa! what the hell-!’

but an intense side-eye from his best friend shut him up and he knew something happened so he didnt say anything since he trusts oikawa to fix it

‘i trust you will take care of them, iwa-chan’

iwaizumi nodded firmly before shouting to resume back to practice and he himself went back to the line for spikes

you were carried to the bathroom so you could change into your emergency undies and pad and after you did your business, oikawa noticed you uncomfortably waddling towards him so he took you back into his arms

oikawa continued to carry you like his bride down the street towards an unknown destination, humming a children’s show tune that takeru loved to watch, while you maintained curled around yourself, partly due to the shame but also from the pain in your abdomen

you wiped the few stray tears that spilled past your eyes and oikawa chuckled when he noticed you aggressively wipe them off

‘hmm, y/n-chan, you shouldnt do that to yourself. it irritates your eyes and the skin around it so gently dab it next time, kay?’

you nodded, burrowing back to his chest and breathing in his scent

french toast

he smelled like french toast as the smell of caramel and vanilla wafted into your nose

‘howd you know’

you mumbled against the fabric of his jacket

oikawa stopped his humming and replaced it with a chuckle

‘oh, y/n-chan. oikawa-san is a reliable senpai, dont you know? i got a tracker! just for you!’

he answered and your eyes moved from his arm to his smile and you gripped his jacket tighter, fingers curled around it as if it was your lifeline

‘thank you, oikawa-san’

your words of appreciation made oikawa’s heart thump and he faltered a little, blush creeping up his neck, but he fought it down, covering it up with a smirk

‘you should be, y/n-chan! girls would kill to be you right now!’

you rolled your eyes at the return of his cocky attitude but you knew better

the real oikawa tooru was under that mask

turns out, he carried you to his home as his house was the closest while yours had to be taken by a bus

thankfully his parents were out and his sister and nephew were in a trip in tokyo that you had the house to yourselves without anyone asking questions that might make you uncomfortable and them misunderstand

he shut the door with his foot and made his way up the stairs with ease, his strength truly impressing you at that moment, before settling you down on his bed

it wasnt even on purpose but you curled yourself on his blanket, head buried in his pillow

his heart combusted and tooru had to look away or else he wouldve jumped on you and coddled you forever

instead, he quickly ran over and knelt down under his desk to reach for the box that he has prepared for you

‘y/n-chan, i never knew your pattern until last month so i was able to prepare for you now’

you looked up from your position on the bed and sat up enough to see him standing there, grinning with a mint green box

‘wh-what is that?’

you asked and he shuffled over, sitting next to you

‘this, is the y/n care love box! this special box was created by yours truly with everything you want and need during this dreadful week. theres your favorite food, warm socks, coupons you can spend like watching movies and eating ten tubs of ice cream while we talk shit about the boys’

he listed, gripping the box nervously

‘so? do you like it?’

he looked away from the box and to you but his smile slipped into a panicked one when he saw you silently crying and biting your lip to keep the sobs in

‘y-y/n-chan! i-its okay if y-you dont like it! o-oikawa-san can-’

‘no!’

you cut him off and lunged to hug him with all your might

hehe all might

E A T T H I S

‘i love you so much, oikawa-san! so much! thank you!’

you sobbed into his neck and he tightly hugged you back, lifting you so you could comfortably sit on his lap straddle him if you want me to be straight forward

oikawa gently moved so he was leaning against the wall that his bed was pressed against while you were pressed against his warmth

his fingers were drawing small circles on your back and whispering corny jokes or puns that made you giggle and laugh and occassionally, he would kiss your nose and you would whine at the ticklish feeling

eyes fleeting around the room, your eyes settled back on the box and you reached out, wanting to grab it until oikawa beat you to it and snatched it for you then placed it on your hold

‘whats inside, oikawa-san?’

you cutely mumbled, sitting comfortably back on his thighs so you could open the box in front of you

oikawa laughed

‘just open it and figure it out yourself, y/n-chan’

you pouted at his tease but smiled widely when you revealed the contents inside

‘oikawa-san!’

his eyes followed your surprised expression and his hands gripped your waist

‘you like it?’

he whispered and you nodded, looking back up at him and kissing his cheek, his

‘youre so sweet, oikawa-san! like-like this candy bar! howd you know i like this?’

you held up the treat and he shrugged

‘i keep seeing you get it whenever we go to the store’

you continued to sift through the things, seeing a dvd of your favorite movie, a f/c heating pad, a note that said your favorite ice cream was in the fridge, a bag of your favorite chips, fluffy socks, the goodies

you didnt even notice yourself crying again, only realizing it when there were wet spots beneath you

oikawa saw this and he quickly but gently put the box to the side and cradled your face with both of his hands, softly wiping the tears away with his thumbs

‘aw, dont cry, my little baby. princesses should never cry’

you sniffled and choked a laugh

‘hah, n-not a baby. j-just hor-monal’

you complained and oikawa snickered but shook his head then kissed your nose again

‘youre my baby’

you didnt have it in you to complain so you went back to snuggling into him

oikawa squeezed you and went back to drawing the circles on your back and he felt you relax into his touch and slump against his form, slowly starting to snore

your head rested on his shoulder and he turned slightly to watch your eyes flutter and nose scrunch when a strand of your hair fell on it

his heart continued to beat faster and faster and it showed by the way his fingers shook as he carefully lifted the hair away from you

he slowly bent down to give you a kiss on the forehead before laying you down to sleep more comfortably

‘good night, princess’

he sweetly placed a last kiss on your cheek before getting up to go prepare your heating pad for when you wake up

the next few days were possibly the best period days youve ever had

maybe because it was oikawa telling the team that you were in,,,,, satan’s domain currently and they should be careful with you so they tried their best to lift the weight and burden off of your shoulders

however,,

the next day after the incident,,,

they still didnt know what was wrong with you and oikawa forgot to text the gc about your condition so they were still unknowing

like today

during your classes, you were feeling off, almost nauseous but eating little bits of your chocolate treats were helping you get through until lunch

ofc kunimi noticed bc hellow he sits next to you and he doesnt pay attention during class so hes been watching you sneak little bites so the teacher doesnt see and ducking under your book

he was just amused with the way your eyes would widen if you thought the teacher caught you

kindaichi and kunimi and you usually ate lunch together at your classroom since you three only got to hang out as first years during lunch

so they know you usually have a bento with you and have a general idea of how much you eat

and kunimi thought since you ate all those chocolates earlier, you wouldnt eat as much food but then he saw you scarf down your bento, eat 2 more bags of chips and was finishing last chocolate bar

kindaichi,,,, wasnt even finished with his own bento and was watching you, amazed, at how easily you ate all of it

they didnt say anything since they thought you just didnt eat dinner last night but even during the walk towards the gym for after school practice, you were complaining that you were hungry and was eating another chocolate bar

they thought something was truly wrong bc you were eating so much more than usual

kunimi watched you chew on it as you opened the gym door and still ate even when you were talking to mattsun about his jump height

‘man, you sure are hungry, aren’t you, y/n? thats like your fifth chocolate bar today’

kunimi teased, grabbing a ball to spike but he froze, seeing you with the coldest and angriest look hes ever seen

you blinked at him, grip tightening on the treat, and mattsun slowly backing away from you

you advanced towards the blep boy, treat already forgotten and shoved to be held by mattsun

despite your shorter height than kunimi, he trembled slightly as you looked up at him

‘are you calling me fat, kunimi? are you? am i fat? do you think im ugly? im a piggie?’

you ranted and slowly started crying, making kunimi frantically scramble to stop you before the other upperclassmen see or worse, oikawa-san

‘y/n-wait-no!-um’

‘y/n-chan?’

kunimi shut his eyes tightly in fear at the deadly sweet voice of his captain and kindaichi and mattsun sent a quick prayer to their fellow teammate before he was going to get killed

‘uh oh, i think we’d have to start looking for a replacement for kunimi’

makki, who just arrived, teased making kindaichi fearfully look at him

‘eh?!’

‘oh, you first years have never seen oikawa mad, have ya? well, you’ll get front seat of it!’

mattsun clapped him in the back making him gulp

you werent sobbing but you were definitely crying, tear tracks quickly being wetted by the numerous amount of tears that fell

kunimi scrambled to his knees and folded himself, forehead resting on the floor by his hands

‘I APOLOGIZE! PLEASE DONT KILL ME! I APOLOGIZE! PLEASE FIND MERCY IN YOURSELF AND FORGIVE ME, Y/N-SAMA!’

it was certainly a sight to see

normally calm and collected and chill and relaxed hippie kunimi begging to be forgiven

oikawa stepped forward but you quickly felt the change of your mood, feeling bad for your boy and scrambling to pull him back up

‘oh kunimi-kun! dont kneel like that! the floor is too hard and might give you knee pain!’

it was like whiplash

iwa stepped in the gym and saw the team’s confused and bewildered expressions and saw you, kunimi, and oikawa and he shook his head

this aint even half of bad as he has seen

oikawa gently took you away from kunimi and held you to him instead, giving you a smile, to which you returned, and looked at kunimi, a deadly glint in his eye

‘what happened, y/n-chan?’

the tone of his voice sent a chill to run down everyone’s spines and even iwa, the boy who’s seen this a handful of times, shivered and nervously watched oikawa, ready to jump in

but you just blinked, completely unaware of the change of atmosphere

‘oh, um, i overreacted. i was eating too much food today and mustve annoyed him or something’

you sheepishly mumbled but oikawa was having none of it

‘no, its fine. youre literally bleeding out as we speak! dont feel the need to validate yourself!’

he lightly scolded while you hung your head low and continued to apologize but he gently bonked your head before scolding you again

the team definitely knew now that you were in that,,,, time and they definitely knew now, especially kunimi, that even if youve seen oikawa mad, youd think that the devil was more merciful than him when it relates to the topic of you

a/n: i swear to GGGOOOOODDDDDD im an oikawa whore who cant seem to stop writing for him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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maldito-arbol · 2 years

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SHDHHRHENS OKAY OKAY UUMMM

The part at the starT about red,,, oh god they have all gone through so much holy shit 😭 Anne,,, what was She gonna say Mal?? WHAT WAS IT? Omg all the stuff with the gems 👀 tbh I needed more of all three of the gems interacting in my life, what They need to do to converge is shhebebbsjejks SASHA AND THE PLANTERS, SASHA AND SPRIG, SASHA AND POLLY, SASHA AND HOP POP, I love them so much holy shit holy fuck “He’s so small. She’d known it before, but where small had once meant weak and insignificant, now she recognizes it also means young, too young to experience this kind of pain, to see his sister bleeding and dying before him when only a day ago she was holding him securely in her arms.” THIS LINE >>>> I love it but also ohmygod the angst Sprig, Polly and Hop Pop falling asleep on Sasha 💖💖💖 “Did She suffer” MAL,,,, why must you do this to me Sasha is the new queen,,, whatthefuck /pos Beatrix is an asshole (Affectionate) Grime being the best dad <3 Sasha is absolutely getting her ass kicked lmao Strength,, tbh I feel like its was royalty in a past vessel (Maybe froog? obv not king/queen status but close to it in some way) Yeaaa ivy and Sasha!! I love them <3 Strength with the speech,, it is def iffy Tbh I love this whole part with grime and Sasha,, it’s >>>>> Strength Is also an asshole (affectionate) WOO ANNES KINDA OKAY YEAH Heh Witney My beloved Tbh I wasn’t sure if you were going with 13 or 15/16 in this fic so that clears up stuff (although it could have been mentioned in one of the other 2 fics but my memory ain’t the best lol) Sashha and Marcy saying goodbye to Anne ughhrghh my emotions The fluff of sasha and Marcy going to bed >>>> I love it sm the crown,,,,, yeah, THAT ENDING THO, WHATS GOING ON WITH STRENGTH

overall a very good start to CMTO Also I’m wondering how many words this chapter was? I read it in like 34 mins-ish so I want to know how many words I read

Nothing like the color of blood <3

Oh myyyy what :) was :) Anne :) gonna :) say :) *checks notes* mother of god that doesn’t get answered for a while—

GEM INTERACTIONS WE LOVE TO SEE THEM ohh I HAVE to do more of these I have so much fun with them

SASHA AND THE PLANTARS WERE THE ONES MAKING ME CRY WHEN I WROTE THIS CHAPTER IM BLAMING THEM FOR EVERYTHING

Crowning Sasha Queen was SUCH a terrible decision on everyone’s part oh my god save this poor child— and BEATRIX. Beatrix my beloved 💜💜💜💜 SO excited to write her character going forward my god

Strength….oh Strength. It’s got some rather interesting experience that I can’t tell you about but it does have to do with the Froog :3

YEP ANNE’S FINE!! She’s a little Asleep at the moment unfortunately but she is Not Dead! Hold onto ur socks cause we’re gonna talk about her more in chap 3 👀

And OH, right, this is literally bc of the fact that they’re 13 in canon. I totally understand ppl wanting to headcanon them as older bc Braly wanted them to be older but AT THE SAME TIME it’s really fun calling attention to the fact that they’re so young when they’re being put through so much trauma :))) like I said before, I too was going through life-altering self-destruction arcs within the span of a week when I was 13 <3 I did mention it a few times before I’m pretty sure—the only example i can think of off the top of my head was in IBYBF chap 6 when the Toad Lords tried giving Sasha beer and Grime was like nOpe

Ain’t a mal fic if I don’t make u suffer over the girls watching the others suffer :)

The crown. Put That Thing Back Where It Came From Or So Help Meeeeeee (no it’s literally so unsettling to me the mere fact that it’s. Sasha’s trophy. And that it belonged to Andrias. *shudders*)

I wonder what’s going on with Strength….. :))

This chapter was a little over 16k words so—WOW ur fast,,,,,

THANK YOUUUU FOR READING AND FOR YOUR ASK 💜💜💜

#ask mal #CMTO #heeeeheeheeeeee #enjoying myself way too much when like one hour ago I thought I was gonna have a mental breakdown #MAN mood swings are weird.

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quirklessidiot · 4 years

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aoba johsai’s sport’s journalist (h/c’s)

just crack+ fluff + platonic-ish relationship (gn!y/n) (w: language!) a/n: this has been bugging me for awhile now since i havent seen headcanons of this yet (if their are do send them on my ask box) and since im on a slump, i decided to write this down. this is completely fun, easy-going, and self-indulgent, really perfect for someone stuck on a slump ksks. idk if i should make some for the other schools but oh welp enjoy! happy 900 btw werkwerk uwu so weird to reach this when im not even very active.

Now let’s be honest here, it’s no surprise that the volleyball team of aoba johsai has their own sports journalist. Like, c’mon, they’re one of the best in the prefecture.

But let’s start with the basics here, shall we? Let’s start with you, how this all goes through, and how you got into this heaping pile of mess.

Yep, you.

There you were in high hopes to get into journalism for college so what better way was it than to apply for the school paper? It would definitely look good and pretty in those college applications *chef’s kiss* you’re a second year btw idk if that matters but yeah..

Much to your surprise no one was applying for the news section which was kind of sad since you wanted a buddy there.

but-but it turns out though everyone was applying for the sports section completely understandable, next to feature, it was the most exciting thing to write because there was going to be a special section and writer for the volleyball team.

You knew that volleyball was kind of a big thing around your school?? you just didn’t expect it to amass like that much people.

The editor in chief is obviously surprised, you were the first person on that day to come in there and actually apply for something else.

and guess where that led you to?

Yep, the sport’s section, specifically the volleyball team’s personal sports journalist. Your brain goes brrt brrt because you were not a sports writer at all and you were, ironically, scared of ball games.

VOLLEYBALL WAS COMPLETELY NEW TERRITORY FOR YOU.

Your editor in chief laughs it off and says, “you’ll do fine… its like news bUT SPORTS! IT’LL DEFINITELY LOOK GOOD IN YOUR APPLICATIONS!”

You’re not sure if you should be terrified or terrified?

It doesn’t help that on the first day when you enter the gym you look terribly constipated and panicking a lot because of all the stray balls being spiked and tossed around.

It also didn’t help that you crash course the terminologies and the member’s name a night before and you were just running on iced coffee that day.

Yeah, way to make a first impression, huh?

When you approach the coach, you’re not exactly sure what to say and you were this close to chickening out until you saw one of the players come up to you and ask if you were alright and if you wanted to talk to oikawa.

you’re loading for a second there.

and the poor guy who asks you if you were alright, starts looking actually worried because you weren’t responding at all.

“OH, oH IS THAT THE CAPTAIN?”

the guy literally looks very confused?? because what kind of rock were you living under that you didn’t know Oikawa???

so you go ahead and introduce yourself and say that your name was Y/N and you were the new sports journalist for the team.

“....soooo you write?”

“...”

at this point on, you’re also confused too

and idk man, first impressions do indeed last because you ended up (unknowingly) sharing the same brain cell with Matsukawa Issei.

you both were just confused there, straight up looking like two kids who got left behind by their mom in the grocery check-out line.

anyways...

He tells you the team’s pretty chill and you should stop looking like they spiked a ball on your puppy or something.

Basically introduces you to the whole team after,

no questions asked, just go with the flow.

You basically just click and vibe???

Not only because you crash coursed and related to whatever they said,

you literally all shared the same brain cell together.

Kentaro was another story though, kid basically hated your guts at first, it felt like if you were to say one sentence to him that day, he’d literally spike a ball at your direction.

“we’re basically the same year tho :(” -Y/N

“lmao well do i’ve got news for you, y/n-chan.” - Oikawa and basically everyone on the team.

you gradually start to understand the coolness of the sport since you had to incorporate visiting them once or twice a week during practice.

but suddenly it becomes almost a daily routine after a month because they’re just really friendly people??

like wow, they’re all friendly giants.

You’re literally just there to write about them but they’re really patient and kind, they even invite you to practice games so that you could practice out your skills in writing since you mentioned that you’ve never written for sports yet.

they even give you some added key terms that aren’t found in books and online.

you’re def closest to iwaizumi and matsukawa.

iwaizumi because he makes really funny fish jokes about oikawa (yes you arent supposed to be laughing but man theyre funny af, oikawa would usually call you and iwa corny because the jokes aren’t even that funny) and yes its canon that whenever iwaizumi sees an oikawa fish in textbooks, he starts laughing and joking about it.

no explanation needed why you ended up being close to matsukawa.

its obvious after that first meeting ya both would be besties.

same brain cell bros go brrt brrt.

incredibly!! supportive!! I CANNOT STRESS THAT ENOUGH

like when you release a new write up about them, Oikawa would usually go, “It’s such an honor to be apart of your first steps, can you sign this?”

dramatic but hella supportive, we stan the gr8 king

“oh, wow, i thought you said you didn’t write before? how come you sound like a professional already?” - Hanamaki

another dramatic best boi.

akira + kindaichi getting shy because they’ve never experienced this yet. So whenever you try to interview them about stats or something for a special issue, they usually end up a stuttering mess

“w-well, L/N-san...”

kentaro slowly warming up to you but still looks like he wants to spike a volleyball at your face 90% of the time but unlike before you’re used to his whole thing already.

“Move, extra.”

“You were great, by the way. That was a powerful spike!”

you may or may not be included in random ramen nights with the team

yes, oikawa buys you your own bowl of ramen

itadakimasu.

he doesn’t mind tho, he really loves how you write them.

so its sort of a thank you for giving the team justice when you write about them.

team says you’re technically part of the team so they make you your own jersey. Now when you watch your games people ask if you’re like the manager or smthng.

“ no :’) “

When they lost against shiratorizawa and karasuno, you were bawling too like you were apart of the team.

this pretty much cheered everyone up despite the loss because your crying face was apparently very funny and memable.

oh right, your article was passed on to the town’s newspaper

it was literally like 7 am on a saturday and your notifs went zoop.

they added you to their group chat and spammed you with pictures of the articles that you wrote.

“...wOW I CAN’T BELIEVE IT?? YOU GOT FRONT PAGE FOR SPORTS???” -Oikawa

“we didn’t even win the tournament but we still get a feature?? thats so cool?? holy shit?? CONGRATS KSKSKS” -matsukawa

lmao idk matsukawa looks like a keyboard smasher tbh idk why

pretty much its normal for you to even start hanging out already outside of the court and after practice to get steam buns.

more chaotic mess and clumsy you running around.

your volleyball sports writing experience wouldn’t be complete until someone accidentally spikes a ball at the back of your head amaright?

ironically, it’s yahaba who does that to you. poor smoll bean.

“wow, you’re dumb.” -kentaro says to you

“ :’)” -you.

“y/N-SAN I SWEAR IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.” -yahaba

overall, you found yourself in a safe haven with the volleyball team and yes, you also cried when the third years graduated.

the third years have a picture with everyone on the team + you with a very red face from all the crying?? once again, you’ve proven yourself to be a meme.

continued to write for them up until graduation.

and its def obvious you kept in touch with all of them after, duh.

#haikyuu!!#haikyū!!#haikyuu imagines #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu fluff #haikyuu aoba johsai #haikyuu scenarios #aoba johsai x reader #haikyu headcanons #haikyu scenarios

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artemisfowlcodex · 4 years

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My sister’s directly transcribed notes, taken while watching the Artemis Fowl movie...

(Absolutely no editing for grammar has been done, this is raw reaction)

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SURFBOARD???? Wh— WHY IS MY BOY SURFING

THis is a better start to Percy Jackson than the actual Percy Jackson movie There’s no way he’d choose the name Bruce Okay but the accents cute

And this scene is accurate Basard boy Absolute baby unlimited

IS ANGELINE DEAD???????

Bold of you to think he could lift a backpack SKATEBOARD?????????????? JEANS??????????????????

At home w his dad yeah as if he was a good dude from the start what He taught him bout fair folk????

PLEASE stop putting my boy in JEANS JEAAAANNNSS baby boy has a cute as hell nose

Arty count #1

sidenote pls don’t call him Artemis jr it’s senior and Artemis that’s it

What is even happening hmmm

WHY DOES THIS BOY KNOW WHAT PHYSICAL AFFECTION IS HAH NO I LOVE YOU TOO

OH MY GOD ANGELINE IS DEAD WHY

why would you kill the person trying to put him in jeans

The manor is cute as hell tho

LEGO??? Omg robotics

Yeah that sounds about right Hey why aren’t his pjs silk And WHERE IS BUTLER

THERE

WOW THOSE ARE BLUE EYES

NO!!!!!!! You CANT CALL HIM BY HIS FIRST NAME!!!!!!!!

baby drink MILK

Bold of you to assume Artemis didn’t know his dad was a crime lord

Owl star?? Bruh

DOM PLS GOD WHY Never call him butler pfft Oh my god why is the plot now that the folk have kidnapped him???? WHAT ACULOUS?

“Word for word” This boy would and then DOESNT

Arty count #2 WHY IS HE STILL IN JEANS how tf is this so different to the book you had 20 YEARS to get it

I vibe w haven tho Nother sidenote why are mulch’s teef so nice don’t like that

Hollys suit is kinda cute tho Helmet sucks tbh I AM VIBIN W HAVEN Why is mulch a beeg boye WHY ARE GOBLINS HARRY POTTER SHIT UGLY INSTEAD OF REPTILES Yep helmets SUCK Okay yeah this is a cute holly Fjsjfjsjfjfnsjfj yeah that’s their whole dynamic Why tf is he going to howlers peak

WHOMST WAIT IS THE OTHER ONE FREAKIN OPAL

hmm okay yeah dench good commander bad root HWAT THE HECK IS THEB ACULLUS the hats are SO BAD BEEG eyes holly Holly looking for her dad too oh no I smell the bonding already I wannaaaaa seeeeeeee TROUBLE and chix lol

STOP CALLING HIM DOMOVOIIIIII OH IS THIS JULIET!? OH SHES CUTE NEICE?????? TF CUUUUTE haha encoded too love that

FOALLLYYYYY OHHHHH LOVE THAT THE skirt güd THAT IS A GOOD FOALY HE SMOL THO

ohhhh yeah CUDGEON so it IS opal

Wings good IS she shielded??

DOMOVOI STOP W THST NAME JEANS WHY

Yeah this scene right Fangs aren’t big enough Too human face hm

GOOD FOALY THO THEYRE REALLY USING CENTAUR TO FULL POTENTIAL THATS NOT HOW TIME STOPS WORK they’re literally explained in the book how th ehh work what the heckidy heck

RETRIEVAL WOULD HAVE BETTER WAYS TO BRING EM IN holly no

Arty count #3

It IS opal Thats That’s not how coords work

STOP CALLING HIM DOM keep ur helmet on queen

Aha HERES the siege NOT HAPPY SJHFJSJGJSKFJSJFJ

JEANS

JULIET OMG STOP WEARING J E A N S OKAY I LOVE THIS SCENE

DOM FOR GODS SAKE I’ll give her a pass tho bc it’s Jules

SWORD???? Please give me butler beating up retrieval PLEASE I NEED IT

is it just a Thing™️ to have Dench stare dead into the camera now? First Cats and now this TOP O THE MORNIN

J E A N S HAHA SUIT!!!! SUIIIT AT LONG LAST Scared to dead hell yeah

WHO GAVE THIS CHILD A GUN IM?????? THIS IS SUCH A WILD RIDE

god please tell me opal doesn’t actually sound like that and it’s a disguise

Heheheheh baby boy looks ten Do Root and I share a bday? Was that Frond? STOP calling him jr he’s the SECOND

Mulch I will feed u ur weirdly nice teef YES FIRE But also uhhhhh WHERES MY REPTILE REP YES BUT THAT SCENES FROM LATER BOOKS

My father was kidnapped! YEAH WELL MY FATHER IS DEAD AND HERES THE BONDING

PORTALS???? WAIT HYBRAS?????

Oh yeah julius can’t be Julius bc woman BOWIE A FOLK DJDHFJKS Damn mulchs eyeliner going off doe LET HIM UNHINGE HIS JAW! WEIRD DWARF RIGHTS! Throat INFECTIONGNDJSJFJSJK Hey quick observation I’m surprised there are NO fart jokes seeing as the book was FILLED w them YESSSSSS UNHINGEDDDDDD THATS MY BOY!!!! YESSSS UNHINGED RIGHTS

hacker voice: I’m in Burps??? Wack “Switching to xray and then Does Not”

Lol nothing to do w the brain PLEASE PUNCH HIM I WANT THE LEGENDARY LOLLIPOP LINE DWARF HAIR HOLY SHIT YESSSS YESSSSSS PUNCH

Oh it’s acorn shaped of COURSE it is But WHAT is it IM SORRY W H A T Is the time stop doing??

CUDGEON YES OH SICK TROLL TIME TROLL TIME Darvit wheeeee there it is

If you like doubled butlers height this would be fine bc I like the taller holly and mulch 2.97 seconds to eat humans fjsjfjsjjf JFJSNFJSJFJ MULCH STEALING THE GUN FROM BUTLER

They’re using the troll as a battering ram im crying that’s so dumb Magic jammers? That’s a thing? YEET JULIET BEST GIRL YES MULCH UNHINGED RIGHTS!! DOM COUNT DOM COUNT Hmm yeah soundtrack nothing to write home about DOM COUNT

I vibe w neutrino design OH DOM COUNT DOM count DOm count pls stopppppp Whyd you a) move him and b) sit him up BUDDY???? hey ur not meant to die til book three

Wh CHIX IS AN ELF??? WHY ISNT HE G R E E N WHYS HE CAPTAIN AINT THAT MEANT TO BE TROUBLE WINGS ARE MAGIC?? DOM COUNT Did I cry? Little bit lol love that

Oh yeah he runs like he’s never learnt how Like he’d willingly call someone a friend before book four Wow yeah that’s defs arctic incident

Fjshfjsjjfjdjfjfhfhdhfhdhghh I know it didn’t fail but WHAT IF IT DID “Dad” wow please go back to calling him Father

I’ll be real I didn’t view holly as a child actor the whole time lol she’s good And white ,,, but that’s a different issue

But also YALL KILLED ANGELINE B ITCH WE WERE ROBBED OF HAVING HIM IN SUITS THE WHOLE MOVIE oh my god what are you on about UNHINGED RIGHTS!!!

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And that is the total transcript, in near-unreadable format.

God help us all.

#Artemis Fowl #artemis fowl movie #Courtesy of Admin Wara

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mo2k · 3 years

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It's ok if your reply is long! Just hope your ok for my long reply as well *cracks knuckles*

No Bam I'm not reading the manga, I read spoilers on puropse for fun.... yeah I'm weird like that 💀 but I'm sure you already know that Mitsuya has 2 little sister so they can join aswell! I'll always fight for my lil sis (that you sweetie 😗) and you don't need to worry, me and my brother don't fight often he's actually a great guy- I'd never say that out loud tho but when we do it's not that bad (he mostly needs me to help with some projects of his and when I refuse he pyscially drags me 💀) Baji is gonna look so pretty at the end of the day 🤣🥺

AOT is def my kinda anime... horror, thriller sort of deal yk! Trust me aot gets real interesting in the final season so be prepared 👀 You already met Levi? That means you have gone pretty far! Yes! he's the captain 😌 humanity's strongest soldier! But not just his skills and looks he also has a really interesting and complex personality! It's what makes him a great character and that's why he hold half my heart ❤✨

That scene shocked me too! I was like - WTF THE MAIN CHARACTER JUST DIED??! 😱 that's just one twist of the many that is yet to come 😵💫 Once you're done with the 1st season tell me I got something to show you 😂

I don't think he will ever simp for a character... him teasing me doesn't really bother me, it's actually one of his less annoying traits 😅 Him not liking Oikawa is coz I like Oikawa, that's how he is- it's just to annoy me but I'm to old for his traps 😒

Same here 🙄✋🏼 I wanted a slight fever so I can skip class but nothing... I went to class straight after my vaccine. I can't get sick even if I tried 😭 but I used to be such a sick child when I was little.... Lol moms are like that 🤣 Don't worry I'll take care of myself! You're gonna send Shin? Would I have to look after him too? 😂 You take care of yourself too ok <3

Ohohoho who do you think you’re talking to Amanda-san ? 🤨 I always love seeing you respond with long reply darling <3 btw why yer cracking yer knuckles ? just curious — kidding ! 🤡🤡🤡

Oh I see and no honey you’re not weird, my dad’s exactly just like that, he loves watching spoilers in case the anime / movies didn’t continue to the end </3 Well yes I know about them omg how did you know ? 😵 and ofc they can join ! They’re like another two cute sisters in my eyes !

Please 🤧💗 Thank you, you’re too sweet. But for one thing, I’ll fight for you too my big sis ♡︎ Ah alright I am not worried…. Really. Yeah my sis actually is a v. kind person, and a v. good person as well. But lord I’d never ever say that to her — Wait what ? Love r u alright at that time ?! I think he should be a bit more… gentle, y’know. Although you refuse but he’s gotta be a bit… um… polite. Since he’s the one who ask you for help.

Awww I can practically imagine him in my head. A very pretty boi with magnificent hairstyle made by you, and cute bows adorning him by me awwwwww 🥺💖🥰❤️ (But at the same time — I’m laughing hysterically while taking loads of pictures of him just so I could send them to the secret toman group chat… the one that’s built for this purpose only… which means he’s not in it, now we can roast him as much as we want while he could never know about it, he couldn’t right ? 🤣🤣🤣)

Ahahahaha yes I understand ! And yeah I already heard that from my dad — damn, he’s a real big spoilers, he already slipped lots of things gosh I wanna cry 😭😭😭

Yep yep I’m on ep 20-21 I think ? 🤔 So that means I’m close to finishing ss1 soon ! And yeahhhh he shocks me a lot ! Uh huh I can totally see why you fell for him 😏✨ He’s such an excellent charac and you have such amazing taste so it matches 😌👏

But hold on — look at this —

(Got this from my friend but well —)

Look at his waist oml — do you think it’s broken ? I do think it’s broken omggggg 🤣🤣🤣

And yeah — it’s like it’s impossible ! And yes I know, my dad already told me that there will lots lots more twist to come (Ugh I hate him 🙄😫😭) Oh sure sure, I’ll tell you when I finished sis <3

Really ? Well if you say so — And wat ? Wow I think I’ve face the similar situation… but it just my sis simp for almost every charac I simp for just to annoyed me *sigh* but yeah we’re both too old for their traps already *high five*

Oh my, and huh ? But but you’re okay now right ? If not then take even more care of yourself okay ? I don’t want you to get sick :( Good good, just like that, and well I will def send shin... but then it’s up to you whether you wanna take care of him or not, although... For the reason I send him in the first place is that I want him to take care of you so... 💀💀💀

I will ~ Ty sissy, u too <3

- With love, BamBam 🦢🌙

#from ; amanda #tis super long again...#i’m sorry 😭😭😭#bambam answer ♥︎

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