#yoga is the shit

[shiftythrifting]

Girl, what

#thrifting #shiftythrifting #submission #unsanitary #yoga mats #shiftylisting #hard rubbish shop #just throw that shit out #get yourself a mat from a brand that isn't racist for like 9 dollars

[opalescentidiot]

#ok real shit tho why the fuck is rin’s posture so fucking ass there #like bro the whole point of yoga is to improve that shit WHAT ARE YOU DOING 😭🙏 #blue lock #blue lock memes #blue lock textpost #junichi wanima #keisuke wanima #gagamaru gin #shidou ryusei #micheal kaiser #alexis ness #kainess #isagi yoichi #noel noa #kaisagi #rin itoshi

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

So I was kicking through my closet looking for my yoga mat and TELL ME WHY I FOUND MY HOBIE BOOTS

I thought I threw these out!!!! 😭

I actually fucking love Docs and have owned like 5+ pairs over the years and these were my first!! I got them in Middle School like 2010ish GIRL I'M SO GODDAMN HYPE RN!!

I SWEAR!!!!!! when I tell you I thought I was a little punkette 🥺

I specifically remember kids making fun of me and calling them Ronald McDonald boots cause I always laced them all the way up and hated wearing them slouchy with the laces loose. You couldn't tell me SHIT though my autistic ass was like 'okay but these objectively Look Good. So you're wrong? I'm sorry.'

And here we are 15 years later.....

I SHOULD DEADASS START WEARING THESE AGAIN!!!! They still fit fucking perfect!!!!! WHAT !!!!

Watch me be thunk thunk thunking around in deez boots going oi oi and shit

#MYBOOOTTTSSS #When I tell you this shit was not a game 😭😭 #I would've died if I saw a character like Hobie back then #also I did find my yoga mat!! #these boots are probably older than at least 1 of my followers #spiderman #atsv #spider man #marvel #across the spiderverse #hobie brown #spider punk #spiderpunk

[morganbritton132]

Dustin live-streams his experiments on his Twitch Channel before editing the videos to post to YouTube. He always starts the stream during his set up for the experiment for anybody who is interested.

With this particular experiment, he needed volunteers. He ended up with Will and Eddie. Steve’s around but the experiment would be triggering to his migraines so he’s just helping.

Dustin runs off to get a piece of equipment that he’s missing and reminds everybody that the stream is on, but no one is listening to him because they’re having their own conversation.

So, you can hear Will say, “You wrestle with him? Like, WWE?”

Eddie: No, not- I’m not dropkicking him. We’re just - tussling. Get ‘em on the floor and pin him down. He’s into it. Dude popped a boner when your brother beat his ass.”

Steve, at a distance: Hey! I told you that in confidence. Don’t tell people!

Eddie, looking at the camera like it just registered that Dustin said they were streaming: Won’t say it again, sweetheart.

#Steve trying to justify why he told Eddie about this random time he got turned on: that just happens when you’re fighting #Eddie: …has it happened during other fights? #Steve: …that’s beside the point #look Steve saw that guy do yoga at the mall and was like shit I’m not as straight as I thought #but Jonathan straddling him in a gross alley got the ball rolling on that revelation #eddie munson tiktok saga #steve harrington #eddie munson

[weensysunshine]

sometimes when you’re new to having a body, you gotta see what kinda crazy stuff it can do

#aurora ghoulette #aurora ghoul #phantom ghoul #aeon ghoul #ghost bc #the band ghost #ghost fanart #nameless ghouls #phantom is like a little kid #look at me! im gonna do something cool! look! #and then he does that shit #to aurora especially since she’s new too #maybe she hasn’t tried that yet…. maybe she doesn’t know about this cool feature! it’s called balance on your head and stretch your legs! #i imagine someone set out a yoga mat for him to do his little poses on #rain tried to teach him some proper yoga but he gets bored #and starts doing weird stretchy stuff with his weird stretchy body #weensyart

[but-the-library-of-alexandria]

look I'm not a proponent of organised religion but I think it is important to remember that as we (as individuals and as a society) move away from mass religion, there are roles that religion has played in our lives that are important need replacing.

no need for prayer, but it's important to find time in your day for reflection or meditation. no need to confess your sins, but you do need someone you can admit your problems and secrets to. no need for scripture or doctrine, but it will make your life easier if you have a (flexible!) set of personal values to live by. no need to go to church and meet with the congregation, but having a (preferably local) community and a block of time every week or so reserved for gatherings will keep you sane and grounded.

so many treatments offered up for mental health - from mindfulness to talking therapy to gratitude journals to Groups of all kinds - are intended to fulfil the higher emotional needs that religion (for all its MANY flaws and often in a VERY fucked up and unhealthy way) covered. I'm not saying be religious, but I AM saying that if you're not, it might be a bad idea to let that niche get filled in with more work and media consumption instead of self-reflection and community connection. Not believing in a higher power doesn't exempt you from these needs.

#source: I'm rereading wolf hall and stopped to do yoga and meditate #and was like 'how did people in The Olden Days manage without mindfulness and shit' #then I remembered they were all forced to meditate all the time they just called it praying lol #Elise's posts

[samarecharm]

I should add poledancing to the list of odd talents that Akira has but has no business having due to growing up in a small suburban town. I only had access to it bc i had a YMCA that had a MASSIVE gym (in a criminally underfunded part of the city); there were poles put up alongside some other structures to allow counselors to make up some shit for us to do lmao

Hes got a flair about him; speaking from experience, it is FUN to do gymnastic shit like that, and its really really REALLY good for ur core. Other things on the list are basic gymnastics (he hates that shit tho, the classes he took sucked ass), Parkour (loves this; less about running and more about utilizing ur core and bracing for falls), and Knife Flipping/Spinning. Theyre all odd things that coincidentally ended up being VERY good experience for the metaverse :) YEAH the metaverse makes it easier to pull off tricks, but he already knew how to do all those things; you cant get Ryuji or Yusuke to spin kick off a pole wo having them fall and bust their ass- Its ALL skill babey

#chattin #akira #i also hc him as someone who Can do yoga but hates doing it alone bc its boring #but he LIVES off of attention #and being good at doing extreme yoga poses will give u ppls undivided attention LMAO #hes like. before i learn this thing. is it Cool? and will it make people say ‘what the fuck?’ out loud? #i feel like he wouldnt tell anyone about anything voluntarily #ann makes a comment about pole dancing bc shes seen some of the older models do it #and it just seems so impossibly out of reach for her. and hes like. do u have a trainer? i could help #‘what do u mean help???’ ‘what else would that mean? help you Do the Thing bc i know how to Do it’ #ann is the only person whos seen it outside of the metaverse. hes a bit clumsy w more extreme poses but hes good at spinning :)! #she manages to get herself upside down and they both scream in shock and joy #the whole time ive been writing im like. i wonder if theres some people i can find in my area #im working out again and pole dancing would be fun #or rock climbing tbh #i just like climbin on shit like a little monkey lol

[vivitalks]

“Parker,” Eliot hisses at the ceiling vent, “what the fuck?" Aw, shit. “Aw, shit.” Hardison grimaces, rubbing his head. In the…excitement of the night, he completely forgot about Parker. “Parker, why are you in the ceiling?” There's a long pause. “I don't understand the question,” Parker says.

eliot/hardison/parker rights

#eliot spencer #alec hardison #parker leverage #do they have a ship name #leverage #leverage fic #leverage ot3 #fic #my fic #stuff #quick lil thing bc im obsessed with the dynamics here #i will have to do a more in depth study one day hopefully #picture the marquee: aro eliot x ace parker x pan hardison ot3 qpr and they're all holding hands and it's great #eliot and parker boost cars and do yoga and fuckin rescue orphans together #they WOULD do that shit #okay im done back to actually WATCHING leverage now xoxo #this version of events is so delightful to me that i don't want to return to actual canon #i just want to live in this fantasy world ive created where this ot3 is extremely canon and real

[fleshdyke]

they should invent clothes for fat people that look good

#👆 cant find pants fucking anywhere and pissed about it #even if there were any plus size stores anywhere around here its not like any of them carry anything that is like. cool looking #like i dont want yoga pants i want sick jeans that i can paint and sew shit onto. but i am simply too fat to enjoy clothing so fuck me ig #rambles

[angesaurus]

hello old friend

#ouch #my body is SCREAMING at me #but holy shit I miss yoga!!!!!

[monty-glasses-roxy]

I think it would be kinda funny if Roxy, with no attractions to run and not a lot else to do during the day, keeps getting really bored and showing up in the atrium with random shit that was discontinued years ago.

Like I dunno shows up driving a little train thing that used to drive people around all the different areas of the Plex or something and uses it to get people into areas they don't have a pass for as she runs over the staffbots that take your party passes. Starts her own robot wars thing on the main stage with a bunch of shitty remote controlled toys she found in the basement and taped a bunch of plastic cutlery to for weapons. Rallies a bunch of kids to call Freddy over and the second he pokes his head over the third floor balcony railing she fucking shoots him right in the face with a ball gun.

She does this kind of thing after hours too of course, but sometimes it's just a really slow day and she feels like the manager isn't mad at her enough yet lmao

#manager like: it's been a long week... #when it's only monday. #thing is she has literally nothing else to do #she's meant to entertain and she has no way of doing that other than arcade games and shit #which is bound to get boring eventually #hates golf so she's not playing that and she's banned from fazerblast #so either she goes and hangs out with the toddlers at the daycare (unlikely) watch a movie for the 800000th time in the theatre- #join Chica in her boring ass mazercise and fall over in a yoga class that's too slow for her #OR she can go bowling with Bonnie OR she can just piss the managers off and fuck off behind the scenes #just leaves to some abandoned area to entertain herself instead I guess #but like genuinely. she has so few choices and she's probably bored of all of them #why not spice it up with a remote control crab fight on the main stage? she's BORED!!! #she's got nothing better to do than hijack an old locomotive and start not-so-subtley sneaking people into places they didn't pay to go to! #some of these things don't even make her that much less bored but at least she's got something to do now! #might as well do it now she's got it right? management are gonna yell at her anyway! #choo choo motherfuckers Roxy just flattened a staffbot for shits and giggles! #quickly becoming the animatronic the kids think are so cool and amazing but are also too shy and nervous to approach #cause really who steals a fucking TRAIN?! #anyway. #roxanne wolf #fnaf security breach #WHY NOT PUT THIS IN THE MAIN TAGS ITS FUNNY #flys plex history #I guess? eh whatever close enough

[willkimurashat]

Francis: my girlfriend peed on me when I got stung by a jellyfish

All of us:

#but honestly though - he's not a bad guy #what did i tell you? #like i wanna be his friend and do yoga with him or some shit #hamish is ickier imo lol #litg #love island the game #litg s6 #litg double trouble #litg francis

[terresdebrume]

Yoga and cats.

#animals #cats #yoga #Matt has a life #shit from home #Bichon #Am #Gollum was very disciplined and stayed on the bed the whole time. #10n #20n #Matt doodles

[fg083]

yoga with hidan

#headcanon that he does yoga in mundane au for anger management but also like upper body strength and balanca and shit! #hidan #akatsuki #naruto #my art

[polysyndetonaddictsupportgroup]

do you think kenjaku did a pregnancy photoshoot

#jjk #jjk spoilers #jjk manga spoilers #kenjaku #really no one’s doing it like him #I want to know how kenjaku handled being pregnant with yuuji #is there a photo of yuujis dad kissing his swollen belly in front of a sunset somewhere #did kenjaku do a baby shower with kaoris friends #how into it did he get and are there pictures #did he take a prenatal yoga class #was he stirring up shit at a future mommies support group #did he keep sleeping with yuujis dad after he got pregnant or did it stop once he secured the bag

[dilfpassing]

In a perfect world I'd sit down and make art all day long but unfortunately I am afflicted with executive functioning issues and many mental illnesses which prevent me from using my leisure time productively

#i wasted basically my whole day today #i got a little done but nothing for ME #and then this week im BUSY doing shit i dont WANT to do #monday i stay an hour late at work and then have class an hour after that #and once im done class im so pissed off and theres no time to do anything worthwhile #then tuesday i have plans with my aunt that i cant miss bc its instructions for future pet sitting plans #wednesday i have free time but im going to spend it on commissions and then i have a yoga class in the evening #then thursday i have class again #RAAAHHH #friday i have plans too #and saturday #and sunday #i just want to draw #screaming and crying i have so many ideas but no drive or time to complete then