@firesign23 replied to this post:
however prepared you think you are, it'll be worse. Brienne, bless her heart, is not much better. Truly a ship where they hit both 'they need to be together because nobody else understands them' and 'they need to be together so they aren't inflicted on anybody else' (complimentary)
So... if anyone else wants to terrify me in a non-spoilery fashion, feel free to drop by the ask box and gloat. Since I didn't actually live under a rock when Game of Thrones was airing, I know characters' names and vague outlines of some things that happen. I think. For example: the Red Wedding is definitely a thing that happens! What happens there? To the extent that I have an idea, that idea comes mostly from reading eleventh-century chronicles. I think.
Meanwhile, since my last report from the chronicles of Brienne of Tarth just trying to do her job (!) and live up to a code of knightly honor that the rest of this world is tragically uninterested in (!) and keep her hostage from dying on her, the full-time disaster that is her hostage has:
treated her like a human prosthesis (sexy, says the scholar who dabbles in disability studies)
exhibited trauma-induced separation anxiety (with approximately zero self-awareness)
fantasized... about... performing cunnilingus on her? (less than zero self-awareness)
gotten ransomed out from under her (her day keeps getting worse after this)
ridden 20 (?) miles in the dark (!) and vaulted into a bear pit in order to interpose himself bodily between her and fate (...)
said "I dreamed of you" when asked for any kind of remotely satisfactory explanation of the foregoing (sir, that is NOT an explanation)
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I want to read a fanfic where Miles just straight-up leaves Miguel's lab after Miguel throws that heavy trashcan at his head. A grown-ass adult threw a heavy object at him, a fifteen-year-old kid, and Miles is expected to just stick around and put up with the abuse? No. I want Miles to put his mask back on, turn invisible, and leave because an adult acting like this is wild. Maybe he gives Peter something to consider by telling him that an adult acting out like this shouldn't be running an organization.
"You're telling me that his bark is worse than his bite after he just threw a trashcan at my head like an overgrown toddler?"
"C'mon, kid, Miguel is just--"
"Just what? A bigger baby than May Day? Can't handle his big feelings, so he just throws things at people? Naw, I don't feel safe around him. See ya', Peter."
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Baby, You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet
By:TriviasFolly
Summary:
For thirteen years, Wei Wuxian had been cautious. He hadn't done anything that could risk his new identify as Mo Xuanyu. He'd distanced himself from anything that had to do with the Clans he grew up with. Only for one coworker's sick kid to cause his past to come hurtling back at him.
His past, of course, is named Lan Wangji. And this time, he won't let Wei Wuxian go.
Chapter:19/?
Words:111,721
Status:ongoing
Tumbler :@triviasfolly
[Additional Tags:Alternate Universe, Omegaverse, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Omega Verse, Alpha Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī, Omega Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn, Omega Lán Yuàn | Lán Sīzhuī, Alternate universe - Mafia, Alternate Universe - Crime, Alternate Universe - Clans, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Sects are Clans, Feral Wei Wuxian, Feral Omegas, once again making WWX a feral murdering machine, Nurse Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn, Dark Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī, Dark Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn, Possessive Behavior, Possessive Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī, Wei Wuxian plays with his fem side, feminine Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn, wwx's cannon desire to be a sugar baby/trophy wife, Breeding Kink, Mpreg, wwx tries to use lwj but catches feels, and lwj knew what he was doing all along, wwx posing as mo xuanyu, wwx 'secret' identity, meandering self indulgent plot, no seriously it goes where ever the vibes take me, No beta we die like wwx, WWX and LWJ have dating histories]
Drunk lan jingyi....so cute 😭😭
“So confusing,” Lan Jingyi muttered. His eyes following Wei Wuxian in a way Lan Wangji wasn’t particularly fond of.
“Confusing?” Lan Wangji prodded.
“He’s so,” Lan Jingyi flushed red. “Pretty.”
“Pretty,” Lan Wangji’s teeth began to itch.
“Like a mom.”
~~~
Nice,” Lan Sizhui yawned from where he was nestled against Wei Wuxian’s side.
“Mn,” Lan Jingyi yawned against Lan Wangji’s chest. “Like a real family.”
Lan Wangji nearly jolted as the words pulled a pleased pur from Wei Wuxian’s chest. He smiled as he caught a hint of red in Wei Wuxian’s face before it was nuzzling into Lan Wangji’s neck. The boys were out before the halfway point of the movie, victims to the nest. Lan Wangji wasn’t sure either of them ever remembered being in one.
It was amazing how Wei Wuxian could fix things Lan Wangji didn’t even realize were broken. Lan Wangji kept his words soft as he murmured them into the crown of Wei Wuxian’s head.
I love you.
~~~
It was Lan Xichen’s time to growl. “If you wish to challenge-”
“Maybe I will,” Lan Wangji hissed through his teeth. It earned him the satisfaction of seeing Lan Xichen’s eyes widen in surprise. “Because I know I would have the backing, because of my mate. Something you’d know if you looked past his skirt. Instead, you’ve no doubt been arming your friends with the knowledge you find my mate a slut.”
“I would neve-”
“Do not lie to me,” Lan Wangji cut him off. The words were falling from his mouth in a torrent, years of remaining silent rushing from his lips. “It is not the first time you have confided in them, or did you think I do not know the rumors?”
“I don’t know wh-”
“The only person who I told I loved Wei Wuxian was you,” Lan Wangji barreled over him. “No one saw me leave with him, no one else knew I’d mated him. You were the only one I trusted.” The words made Lan Xichen flinch, as if Lan Wangji had slapped him in the face. “I put up with the rumors back then, but this time your words do not just affect me. They affect my mate and my son.”
“Sizhui-”
“Loves him,” Lan Wangji didn’t care what protest his brother would supply. “Sizhui reached out and connected with him on his own. Now, SIzhui is trying to fight the rumors that call the man he calls mama every omega insult under the sun.” He took a breath to level a glare at his brother. “My son, who I must remind you is an omega.” The first flash of shame went across Lan Xichen’s face. “Think about that the next time you disparage my mate and throw the word omega slut around.”
Without waiting for his brother’s reply. Lan Wangji marched out.
~~~good , lan xichen needed it, does he have to disappoint lan wangji like this 😒😒
Lan furen ,” Lan Wangji smeared the title across Wei Wuxian’s neck along with blood. The buttons of his shirt popped and skittered across the floor as Lan Zhan tore it open. The golden eyes burned as he peered up at Wei Wuxian. “ Furen .”
“Furen,” Wei Wuxian repeated. He gasped as Lan Wangji decided licking wasn’t enough, his teeth sinking into the meat of his peck. “You like that?” He tried to tease, but he was too off-kilter for it to have his usual teasing oomph.
The rumbling purr from Lan Wangji was more than enough answer.
“Here I thought being your little wife was enough.”
“Never enough,” The smallest furrow formed in Lan Wangji’s brow.
“O-” The word was knocked from Wei Wuxian’s lips as his back hit the wall. “Oh?”
“You are mine,” Lan Wangji’s eyes smoldered as a hand reached out to loop a finger through the ring at Wei Wuxian’s throat. “Until the whole world knows, I will never be happy.”
~~
“Wei Ying,” Lan Wangji soothed him with a kiss. “He made you furen.”
“I was there,” Wei Wuxian huffed. “If I fuck up one thing he’s going to have my head.”
Ge, why does mama live away from everyone else?
It just happens sometimes, A-Zhan. The important thing is we can still see her right?
And bring her flowers!
The memories hit Lan Wangji like a freight truck. Fear seeped in as cold as the snow he remembered seeping in through the knees of his pants. How could he forget the only Lan Furen he and his brother knew? He felt his jaw tighten. Was that his brother’s play? Make it seem like he was accepting Wei Wuxian only to write him up for something minor and have him exiled?
“I’m glad we have an understanding,” Wei Wuxian sighed, having misread Lan Wangji’s internal monologue. “We’ll just table all of it.”
“No,” Lan Wangji felt a fire light bright within.
If Lan Xichen wanted to play this game, he’d picked the wrong opponent. Did he really think Lan Wangji would sit back and watch him give Wei Wuxian the same treatment their mother did? Maybe if it was the first time they bonded, Lan Wangji might have accepted it. He would have seen it as the atonement for saving Wei Wuxian.
But now?
Now he had the taste of a life with Wei Wuxian. He wasn’t going to settle for anything less.
“We do all of it.”
“Lan Zhan-”
“He made you furen because it no longer benefits him to keep you out,” Lan Wangji explained. “You’ve become popular with the family, to the point where he’s worried I might bid to take his place. He sees this as appeasing me.”
"I’ll be here for you the whole way.” Lan Wangji murmured, pulling him close.
~~~ good 👍 👌 👏, I really like this Lan Wangji, it's good that he won't settle for nothing
His decision cemented in his mind as their heartbeats matched. Wei Wuxian wouldn't loose this life, he wouldn't be exiled. Lan Wangji would make sure of it.
Even if it meant disposing of his own brother.
~~~wow I have nothing to say😭😭 he is really amazing
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