#you’re killing me here

[frnkiebby]

an offering (frighs)

hi yes i don’t need the entre, i just need a double order of frighs please.~🎃

#FUCKING FRIGHS I CANNOT #F R I G H S #you’re killing me here #his thighs are killing me #i could die happ— #nope #nopenope #not gonna do it #fuck #jesus. fucking. christ #frnkiebby #bucciaratibugs #asks #frank iero #mcr #frnkiero #mcrmy #frnkie #mcr5 #my chemical romance #my chem #ilhsm

[rotteneldritchhorror]

Am I allowed to say that Shayne is hot as fuck in the fucking sniper chess video??? He didn’t need to be like that- he didn’t need to act like both a literal fucking sniper and a professional chess player

The fucking studying the board, getting down on one knee and taking his shots— the OUTFIT THE MUSTACHE AND STRANGE SERIOUSNESS

#Shayne motherfucking topp you didn’t need to do this to me #you didn’t need to both look AND ACT that fucking hot #stop it pls sir #you’re killing me here #but also sniper chess is genuinely just super cool #new favourite video maybe #also both Angela and Arasha fully not knowing how to play chess and Angela trying to move her pawn sideways is so funny lol #the genuine intensity of the second game #ugh /pos #🪲 #smosh #smosh shayne #shayne topp

[carmillababyy]

carmilla: you are mine, you shall be mine, you and i are one forever *dramatically sobbing*

laura: do i remind you of a cousin, perhaps??

laura you dumb fucking lesbian she’s in love with you jfc

#carmilla #vampires #carmilla book #vampire shitpost #useless lesbians #laura is such an oblivious mf #you’re killing me here #she’s in love with you #she’s not thinking of her cousin trust #pining #carmilla: i’m in love with you #laura: what could this mean??? #laura: she likes me… as a friend? #FUCKING HELL

[corruptpixel]

lanyon, lanyon please,,

#YOU’RE KILLING ME HERE #LANYON OH MY GOD #tgs #tgs lanyon #the glass scientists #the glass scientists lanyon #shhsh he is connecting the dots

[pixiemage]

i’m just realizing. jimmy domesticated the creepers so they wouldn’t blow up on people. tango lost their first life to a creeper in double life. something something Jimmy wanting to protect those he cares about from a fate he’s suffered but doesn’t even know about- (no clue if this was intentional and could be my brain connecting dots that aren’t there but take it anyways lol)

Oh my god Jimmy 🥺

Honestly that was NOT intentional, I just enjoyed the idea of domestic creepers, but now that you mention it, I’m VERY tempted to make that canon. I mean, Jimmy did start building the ranch without realizing why…it wouldn’t surprise me if the creepers were a similar situation!

Gosh, the idea of Jimmy trying to protect his soulmate without realizing he’s trying to protect his soulmate - my heart gAH

#YOU’RE KILLING ME HERE #TNaWY AU #Ask the Mage #Simple-Seranade Asks #Team Rancher

[nylwnder]

don’t mind me as i mourn the unattainable video footage of gio and bunts reenacting a titanic scene

#AND THE FACT THAT THERE IS NO VIDEOS WITH AUDIO OF WILLY AND AUS DOING JERRY MAGUIRE #AND. must not forget tj DOING A SCENE (from taken????????????) WITH OFC NO VIDEOS OR PHOTOS #no. not fair. not allowed. illegal. jail. #you’re killing me here #it’s for our SANITY PLEASE #MY SANITY 😭😭😭 #michael bunting #mark giordano #toronto maple leafs

[spartanxhunterx]

-_-

#Bro seriously #what the fuck has set you off? #you’re killing me here

[messrmoonyy]

You never disappoint me. You took smut and somehow managed to make it not only sexy and sensual, but raw and emotional. The way you described reader’s nervousness but also their sense of safety with Tess was gorgeous. Well done 👍🏻

#reader feedback #you’re killing me here #tysm

[six-owls]

The one thing I’ve taken from Goncharov is that nobody on here knows when the Soviet Union collapsed

#PLEASE #the late Cold War was a FAMOUSLY 80s thing #why would an early 70s film be after the fall #unless it was set in the future? #you’re killing me here #killing me

[favroitecrime]

Palestinian freedom fighters breaking out of Gaza and reclaiming their occupied territories. They’ve taken over israeli tanks and have chased out the settlers that were on that land. They’ve launched rockets everywhere and the iron dome has failed to intercept. This is about to mark a momentous event in history.

From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.

#free palestine #it feels so surreal and so shocking #there’s so much hope but so much fear #you just know they’re about to retaliate with the genocide they’ve been planning for years now #i fear for my palestinian brothers and sisters but this is so fucking huge #they tore down part of the barbed wire fence!!!! the people of Gaza are breaking out!!!! #god there’s so much more on twitter but i beg if you look do NOT look at non-palestinian sources #they’re twisting the narrative as if this isn’t retaliation for 76 years of torture #as if the israeli forces and settlers didn’t kill 4 palestinians yesterday alone #as if they haven’t killed nearly 300 palestinians this year alone #do NOT let the media trick you into thinking anything after will be a retaliation to an attack Palestine started #PALESTINE is the one retaliating #also if you’re gonna come in here with both sides or whatever sincerely block me and lmk so i can blokc you #they’ve already out out statements to leave children and the elderly alone so any middle aged fuckers are free to kill :) #which is fine since they’ve likely killed hundreds if not thousands of their friends and family and neighbors anyway #tag: important #fuck israel #gaza #tag: october 7 2023

[amimuu]

A bit of an awkward convo

#colt fanart #cotl lamb #cotl narinder #duubeedubadu #I mean #I don’t think lil pal just went and was okay with being killed #like #good job also you’re getting sacrificed #IM SORRY??? #vows to ash au #just sliding that here don’t mind me…

[feather-bone]

This is the devil’s hole pupfish! A tiny species that lives only in One water-filled limestone cavern in Nevada. It was one of the first animals on the endangered species list. At the last count in 2022 there were 263 pupfish observed - the most in 19 years! They’re tracked pretty carefully, as their 215 square foot habitat (the smallest of any know vertebrate) is fragile and has been disturbed in the past by groundwater extraction and other human interference.

[ID: an illustration of a shiny metallic blue fish, the male devil’s hole pupfish, facing to the right. It is on a lighter blue background with a ripple pattern. End.] l

#fish #fishes #fishblr #devils hole pupfish #icthyology #they were apparently controversial little guys in the 70s bc a family bought the land they’re on and tried to build a bunch of wells #and some agencies were like hey don’t build those here there are these pupfish #and I guess they went to court and it was a whole publicized thing and folks were getting bumper stickers that said either #save the pupfish or kill the pupfish #and the concept of being so self absorbed that you’re like I would rather a species go extinct forever than for one human family to have #wasted some money #and I’m gonna get a bumper sticker that informs you of this #is so fucking funny to me

[ashipiko]

DANCE WITH ME YOU LI-IA-IAR ♡

OVERBLOT ASHI??? ANYBODY??? the ANGST that this baby can store!!! SHEESH!!!!!!! <3 I only have one post dedicated to her and liar dance lyric analysis (the post is kinda outdated in gen) BUT…… I also have an overblot monologue as a treat 🫶 I wanted to better explain her angst and so!!! BABAM!!! enjoy

ASHI’S MONOLOGUE:

Sometimes I wonder why I ended up here.

A place named “Twisted Wonderland”, and at a school named “Night Raven College”.

At first, I figured that I was the odd one out— Y’know, the Ramshackle prefect and everything. The magicless girl at the magical all boys school? Nuts, ain’t it?

I’m known for a lot of things. Things that are different from the others. The fact that I stand out is part of the Ashi charm, something I’m known for.

But… Over time I found myself sorta feeling in place here.

Because as much as I try to believe it, I can’t safely say that I’m better than anyone else here.

I’m a fake. I make conversation and lots of friends, but for what? A backup in case something goes wrong? A sense of protection for my reputation? In what case are any of those friendships something I truly want? In what case are any of these strings more than just a tool instead of a thread made of my real feelings?

Behind this, I’m no different from any other student here. Even through my individuality, my cheerfulness, my endearing oddness… I’m still a horrible person. Using people to get what I want, toying with people and their feelings in order to gain power and gain a spot the top. All to become untouchable. It’s screwed. It’s not right.

My insides are ugly. The truth of me is something I want to keep tucked away deeply, because I don’t want people to see this part of me. A brash, annoying, selfish version of me, everything people hate to see. I don’t want this side of me to be seen because people will run away— people I don’t care much about, sures, but people I love, too. I don’t want to drive them away. So I keep quiet and give them a shallow show.

I give them a source of entertainment that’s controlled by the real me, every calculated movement translating into a marionette-like response. The only show I allow you to see is one that’s so carefully crafted by the chaotic clown backstage. The one that is shunned away from the light, the strings being the only hint of the puppet’s phony existence to the foolish audience.

But suddenly, I feel as if being here has started to let this side of me come crawling back into the spotlight.

It scares me.

It scares me to be vulnerable, let all of my faults lay out on the table like playing cards. To take the risk without the protection, to gamble everything I’ve built up away just like that. But you…

You.

You make me feel safe. You make me feel as if I don’t need to hide anything. I can give you the key to my heart and you would have no malicious intent. You wouldn’t cut out the parts people don’t like. You would enjoy the performance in full, every bit of it.

You make me believe that I’m nothing special, and yet something so valuable at the same time.

It’s silly. You’re silly. And yet that’s something that’s helped me.

It’s helped me realize that that truly is just how people are.

We aren’t villains. We aren’t antagonists. We aren’t monsters.

We are nothing but people, with faults and feelings that should be valued.

I am more than just a jester, a sake of entertainment.

I’m a person who is entirely worthy of love. All of me.

It reminds me that I must’ve came here for a reason.

Because this is where I belong.

#they drive me nuts. tbh #PLEASE LISTEN TO LIAR DANCE ITS SOOOOOOOOOO #!!! envy baby is also a big Ashi OB song #it’s so fun. she’s so fun #if you can’t tell her overblot works in like….. she IS the blot monster. or the (real) Ashi AKA the jester is #if she represents the true Ashi then the marionette Ashi represents what she pretends to be/puts out into the world #so even if you’re attacking the jestershi and the more antagonistic seeming of the two…… all you’re doing is feeding into the blot itself #as you’re doing what ashi’s afraid of— berating the real her #the solution is to kill the marionette!!! btw!!!!! and that’s what ace does #DW THEY ARE SO FINE AND OK. NO ISSUES HERE #ashace my beloved #ace trappola #ace trappola x oc #twst ace #twst yume #twst #twisted wonderland #twst oc #twst wonderland #disney twst #twst yuu #twst oc x canon #ashipiko draws ♪ #twstshi #I DONT THINK I REALLY POST ABOUT ASHACE LORE A LOT #APRY FROM LIKE? THE FIC ITS IUST SILLIES #so I hope you guys enjoy!!!!!!

[a-small-writer-in-a-big-world]

why the fuck do you think that adult military men will be gay💀this is disgusting and disgusting, what kind of problems must there be in your personal life for people to like this, these dudes literally kill people and for some reason they are made gay💀💀💀

Homophobes when gay people exist even when they are in the military 🤯

#bro #there are gay people in the military #there are gay people in real life #there are gay people who kill people #because gay people are people #also I am bisexual #stop being homophobic and get off tumblr #you’re not welcome here I hope you know that #soapghost #Ghostsoap #me on my way to continue to make them in love with each other #just to watch people get mad #for some reason #I hope you know this is the funniest ask I’ve ever gotten in this blog

[autoneurotic]

also begging on hands and fucking knees if you are young and following me BRUSH YOUR TEETH. TAKE CARE OF THEM. i am only 30 and i have to get gum grafts and tooth extractions cause i just thought i would be dead by now LOL

#also if you’re following me and young: don’t kill yourself. be stronger than me <3 #i mean i didn’t kill myself because here i am. but i TRIED. TWICE :/

[ghost-bxrd]

Prompt:

Damian and Tim are trapped together in a cave system.

That itself wouldn’t be too bad (or too out of the ordinary) if Damian hadn’t been injured in the initial collapse.

Now he’s alone, with their comms transmitting and receiving nothing, with the pretender he’d been trying to kill on several occasion.

And Damian is only all too aware that grandfather’s “favorite detective” would have every right to kill him in retaliation. And the perfect opportunity to get away with it.

#Tim thinks about killing Damian for a hot second #but more so because the demon spawn keeps insulting him #and he really needs some peace and quiet to work on a plan here #also Damian took a rather concerning blow to the head #Tim doesn’t hate Damian he’s just royally pissed at him #meanwhile Dick : WHERE IS MY BABY #Bruce trying not to panic: idk #Jason: ten bucks say Timmers kicks it down there #Dick: JASON NOT HELPING #Steph: you really expected him to help? #meanwhile Damian: ‘Tell Grayson he’s a nuisance but I love him’ #Tim: can’t you tell him??? yourself???? #Damian: aren’t you gonna kill me??? #Tim: no????????????? #Damian: then you’re stupid????????????? #so many question marks lmao #some Tim and Dami bonding ok #jason todd #batfamily #dick grayson #batfam #bruce wayne #robin #tim drake #Damian wayne #Tim and Damian #prompts