#your fics are bangers

[thatskindarough]

Crowley sprawled out on a couch bathing under a heat lamp…an essential component of proper snake care.

This piece was a commission from the wonderful @alphacentaurinebula for their friend @fellshish ‘s amazing and hilarious fic, Empirical study on the principles of snake care for Fells’ birthday! It was a lot of fun to work on, happy birthday my friend!

#good omens #good omens fanart #art #illustration #crowley #my art #comission #good omens fanfic #HAPPY DAY OF ANNUAL BORTH #thank you alphacentaurinebula this was a great™ idea :> #and fells #my guy (gn) #your fics are bangers #you’re doing gods work out here cause she’s to busy playing inneffable poker games with the universe #🎈🎁🎉🎊🎁🎈🎁🎉🎊🎈

[uzumaki-is-empty-head]

subzam for the doodle requests? :3 or just subz

anon.... anything for you..... anon......

alt ver without the mini doodles xp

Also using this chance to finally set free this scrapped subz wip i have WAH! (I meant for him to have those cartoony glossy eyes and eyebags, but it kinda makes him look like he has slaying eye makeup lol! i honestly rlly like it :3c)

#subzam #lsshipping #princezam #itzsubz #itzsubz_ #idk which im s'poused to use bleehhhh #lifesteal #lssmp #lifesteal smp #im so so brave <- maintagging #mcyt #mcyt fanart #uzudoodles #ty asker! #and go read I surrender myself to your arms just hold me tighter on AO3!!!!!!!! #BANGER fic i love it SOOO so much! so happy i somehow finished this the same day as the final chap coming out lol! #also side note i just realized i said 'doodle reqs' but some of these seem to have gotten away from me #the next one im doing in particular is like... how did we get here.....????? swagever im having fun

[total-drama-brainrot]

Alenoah Hypnosis AU, where Alejandro offers to hypnotize Noah, Noah says yes but makes sure that Owen + Izzy + Tyler is around to make sure that Alejandro doesn't make him do anything too embarrassing...

But Alejandro only adds a hypnotic trigger... Whenever Alejandro offers Noah a hug, Noah feels a strong urge to cuddle Alejandro... It's Alejandro own way of playfully messing with Noah... Noah hates it (but secretly enjoys the cuddles)... Owen + Izzy + Tyler doesn't stop Alejandro from adding the trigger, cause they think the hugging might help the anti-social grumpy Noah...

I know this version of the AU is weird, but hopefully it's a little less messed up then the 'Noah turns into Alejandro's puppet' AU! 🍥

Wait why is this actually kind of cute though?

It's still a little bit ethically questionable, which sort of comes with the territory, but the idea of Alejandro using his access to Noah's subconscious solely to make Noah want to hug him is actually kind of sweet. In a sort-of-messed-up kind of way.

It also implies that Alejandro already really wants Noah to hug him, which. I don't know if I prefer "already infatuated with Noah" or "incredibly touch-starved and positive attention-starved" as his motivation for doing so (though both is always an option). Either way, this lad just wants a hug from his favourite sourpuss.

And the mental image of Noah, salty pessimist that he is, physically fighting against the urge to koala cling to Alejandro at his prompt is really funny. He'd be so against the whole concept, not for any moral reasons, but because he'd find wanting to hug someone inherently embarrassing (not that he'd let anyone else know that) and "insulting to someone of his intelligence". I'm just imagining him making the most disgruntled facial expression whilst Al's grinning at him, waiting with open arms.

#idk who this anon is but they always send banger ideas. need to think of an appropriate moniker for them #also sorry for letting your asks stew in my inbox for like a week. been a little preoccupied lately 🥶 #this idea is weirdly cute and i kind of want to write a crack oneshot as a sort of RK AU where alejandro isn't a creep. #is that weird? writing an au fic of my own au fic?? #total drama #td alejandro #td noah #alenoah #cw hypnosis #others' ideas #replies

[kkshowtunes]

what about 13 year old Richie and Eddie walking by the R+E that Richie carved. What about Richie trying to nonchalantly bring it up like “it’s us, haha, right Eds?” as if someone else carved it. What about Eddie laughing and not thinking anything of it while Richie is dying inside. What then?

#reddie #it #it chapter ii #it chapter 1 #it 2017 #it 2019 #richie tozier #eddie kaspbrak #doodlebug says things #i’ve got a few people wanting to draw this/add this to your fix #fic* #PLEASE do I give permission #just tag me #banger #super banger

[thetwelfthcrow]

imola (2021) / william shakespeare; the prologue, romeo and juliet (1597) / spain (2021) / max verstappen; “Many drivers can win in that car, but that doesn’t take anything away from Lewis” (2020) / france (2021) / maan, goldband; stiekem (2022) / uk (2021) / ashlyn drewek; the kidnapping of roan sinclair (2021) / froukje; licht en donker (2020) / netherlands (2021) / maan, goldband; stiekem (2022) / mexico (2021) / lil nas x; call me by your name (2021) / saudi arabia (2021) / Anthony Hamilton; claims Max Verstappen rivalry talk is nonsense, and discusses the seven-time champion’s future (2021) / nothing but thieves; impossible (2020) / abu dhabi (2021) / rupi kaur; untitled poem, the sun and her flowers (2017)

#web weaving #4433 #enemies to lovers #racing heartbeats #y'all i went on a deep dive of all max/lewis fics and i could write a BOOK on their lovey dovey history #these boys clingy right in front of your salad and y'all pretend you don't see it #yes i used stiekem by maan and goldband twice but how can i not when it's literally about them #and yes i plugged dutch songs not bc max is dutch but bc i am and these are bANGERS #all these pics are 2021 bc thats when racing heartbeats takes place #i'll make a bigger web weaving one with all of the pics i've found #one day #zhalia’s lil’ chit chat #otp: not god and his angel #max verstappen #lewis hamilton

[i-eat-deodorant]

recent conversations reminded me but. so many songs by Crane Wives fit narilamb perfectly

#prove me wrong. #you can't. #currently vibing Tongues and Teeth HARD for narinder #'i am not a vessel for your good intent' is SUCH a profound thing to say for him #his love is a feral thing of teeth and claws #The Hand That Feeds is such a lamb song imo #'the hand that feeds deserves to be bitten when it beats' HITS #Allies or Enemies partly inspired some fics #of course there's Curses but everyone knows that one. still a banger though #paviscreams

[n7punk]

candy store still slaps so fucking hard

#''researching'' #i've decided i need to have a content warning for everything in the musical at the start of the fic in case people go and listen to it #which they should because its a banger but also. only if prepared #and also because a lot of plot points will be referenced this is more for the stuff that WONT be referenced since they wouldn't know #olig #fic rambling #hm. i like freeze your brain a lot more in west end version for some reason?

[beannary]

Have you listened to The Magnus Protocol yet? What do you think of it if you have?

i havent yet but its on my list! if youve listened to it what do you think about it? all ive seen is some fanart so far but nothing about the actual podcast itself

#bean babbles #answered asks #yellowmagicalgirl #hiiiii yellow #i was rereading some of your tales of arcadia fics the other day and they are still bops and bangers

[cosbeans]

my contribution to the @hmmkproject, i drew a companion piece to @shcherbatskayas written work which was really amazing ^^

#hmmk #herlock sholmes #mikotoba yuujin #tgaa #the great ace attorney #cosme doobles #i still like this piece tbh #its not perfect but #i dont Fully hate it #also delaneys fic is super banger ill link it when they decide to post it #its all about the #*clenches fist* pining #coughs up blood #man this zine was a ride #to the lucky few #enjoy your zine

[saintsenara]

it's sirius' birthday today, so - naturally - i have decided to depress myself by writing a little story about the the great tragedy of his happy life being snatched away from him at the ripe old age of almost twenty-two.

the title for this pieces comes not from the philip larkin poem of the same name - although it's not not sirius-coded - but from the song live fast, die old by frank turner, which is the most james-and-sirius thing i've ever heard.

September 1979

‘It is a miracle you’re not dead.’

‘I thought I was about to be. You should have seen the way he was brandishing those fire tongs.’

‘I think you might actually be the luckiest bastard alive, Pads. I’m in awe.’

‘Well, I wouldn’t have wanted to die without you being there to witness it. If I’m going to get my head caved in by Mad-Eye Moody for breaking a mug without giving him prior warning and making him think there’s a Death Eater lurking in his kitchen cupboards, then I expect you to enjoy watching it happen.’

‘As, indeed, I would. Pass me that bottle?’

Sirius hands him a bottle in which the last dregs of a very good firewhisky - the mellow, amber colour of late summer - undulates. James swigs from it.

‘You look like a twat doing that.’

‘No I don’t! I look cool!’

‘You look like a fifteen-year-old having his first drink.’

James snorts. ‘Listen, you know I don’t, because you were there when I had my first drink. So you know that -’

‘- the fact you’re not hurling your guts up crying about how you’ll never win the world cup means that this is nothing like that.’

‘Exactly.’

‘Fair enough.’

James passes the bottle back and flops once more on the grass. The golden haze of sunrise slouches over the garden - catching the lime-green leaves of the beech and the dew-drops on the spider’s webs hanging from the door of the shed James never uses - and the whole garden seems to be encased in glass; a terrarium - shimmering and shining - which has been made into their perfect habitat, like the weird moss-filled thing Bertram bloody Aubrey used to have for his toad.

He imagines some benevolent owner lovingly arranging the detritus of their impromptu party - he’d only come round to update James and Lils on his latest meeting with Mad-Eye, Dumbledore’s orders, and that was fifteen hours ago - on the lawn around them and starts laughing.

‘What are you giggling about?’ grins James, his eyes glittering like caramel as it’s poured from a pan. A surefire sign that his mind was turned towards mischief.

‘I don’t even fucking know. Fucking everything, Prongs.’

James starts laughing too. He has a perfect laugh - uproarious and rich, the sort of laugh you wish could be preserved in amber - and it’s perfect for that morning, with its golden dawn and the crisp-apple bite to the air which says that autumn, and its promise of driving Lily to distraction by carving rude things into pumpkins, is on its way. It’s perfect for that perfect morning, when they’re both that brilliant sort of drunk which makes the soft blue of the sky seem all the clearer.

He lies back, the grass tickling his cheek, and looks up at the heavens, which stretch endlessly before him, revealed bit-by-bit by the new day’s light.

That horrible house - the prison of his childhood - seems so far away that he’s not sure he didn’t dream the whole thing.

It seems like something out of a fairytale - the sort of topsy-turvy formlessness of fantasy - to think that he had once been so miserable that he’d longed to self-destruct, to shatter like a dry bone and be scattered. It seemed absurd to look back at his sixteen-year-old self, rattling around on the Knight Bus as it sped him to James, and to freedom, and realise that he had once been unable to comprehend the idea of being truly happy.

But he is. Life stretches before him unfettered, beckoning to him and James and winking knowingly. You won’t grow old gracefully, it says, with a mischievous glint in its eye. Neither will he

It’s got that right. He and James made a promise within seconds of meeting to still be friends when they were ninety, living next door to each other and scandalising all the village witches and impressing all the village children with the rumours about their dissolute youths. And dissolute middle ages.

‘You’re my best friend,’ says James, because the whisky’s hit him. ‘We’re going to be best friends forever. Even when we’re fucking ancient.’

‘Yep. I know we are.’

‘This was a great party, wasn’t it, Pads?’

‘Party of the year, I’ve heard.’

‘I think I’d like every party I ever have to be like this.’ He’s staring at the sky, squinting behind his glasses, suddenly introspective. The sunlight makes his skin look like honey.

Sirius does the same. ‘I promise that all your parties will start because I have a run-in with Alastor Moody, Lils wants an excuse to open a bottle of cherry brandy, and you want the chance to act like a soft cunt at five in the morning,’ he says, watching a beam of sunlight shimmers behind a cloud, turning its solid white fluffiness into something sheer - gauzy - like a veil.

‘Cheers, mate. Appreciate it.’

The undulating blue-and-gold of morning is so beautiful, clouds rising up like castles from the sea. If Sirius wasn’t so happy it would be painful to see it. As it is…

‘I think sometimes that me and Lils will move by the sea,’ says James. ‘When we’re older. When we have a couple of kids. Yeah, we’ll move by the sea. And have parties in a house all filled with light.’

#happy birthday sirius #sorry your life sucked #asenora fics #sirius black #james potter #high windows #in celebration of one of frank turner's absolute bangers

[quatregats]

Finals are nigh I am thinking about the Solomon a Gaenor fic again time is a circle

#honestly it's because when i was first thinking about it in december i made the most banger playlist for it #and i have been listening to that again as Comforting Background Music and hence thinking about it #i should write down the names of their five children in the doc before i actually forget them #i don't think i'm going to write it but it is a good excuse to push me to think about welsh and wales more often #and who knows. i think it would make a great messy soap opera 100k word unfinished fic on ye olde ao3 #perce rambles #also on a different note i reread what i have of the stephen doing top surgery on hornblower fic and i'm upset at how good it is #why do they all sound in character why does it actually have a functional plot who wrote this #now i need to insert The Navy's Most Intense Game Of Piquet: Trans Feelings Edition™ and also several more scenes but aaaaaa #very very excited for when that sees the light of day (probably won't be for like another year lol. there's a reason why it's cohesive) #anyways here's your silly fic update. also doing the stephen/jack famous flower of serving men but that one's cooking slowly too. we'll see

[grainsizedbrain]

Anyways uh crem.e Republic borrower ocs jumpscare. Quick doodle of them but chiffons a borrower form the upper city while mimic is a borrower from the lower city.

#Junipers ocs #Gonna get back on my 3b.elow is cause I read a banger fic w gaylen kr.el #Junipers art #Mimic- “Yknow borrowers down here ain't as nice as in the upper city right?They will steal your stuff if they need to.” #Chiffon- “Oh don't worry! I'm fine with it :D”

[goingxmissing]

what is your comfort media? like a book, show, movie, a race ect.

Going with my first instinct here and saying the first three books in the Nightrunner series by Lynn Flewelling. I'm slowly replacing my copies of the series because they are sooo loved and battered. Discovered them in my mid-teens and the bisexual MC, glorious worldbuilding and high fantasy adventure captured me.

Other media that makes me feel a comforting sense of familiarity are the classic (lol) films of my teens: Moulin Rouge, 13 Going on 30, A Cinderella Story, The Princess Diaries, Clueless, Never Been Kissed, 10 Things I Hate About You, Legally Blonde. And Lord of the Rings too. I'm terrible at watching new films now but I could just rotate these on repeat forever.

#i watched confessions of a shopaholic when h was away the other week and that is still a BANGER #i think things need time to become your comfort go-to options <3 #not me out here gazing into the distance thinking about the novel length pirates of the caribbean fic i could re-read every year #some things just stay with you #anon thank you every day for your questions they always have me thinking and pondering! you are so sweet for spreading the love #asks

[yuriyuruandyuraart]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @jann-the-bean!!!!!

you know i had to draw this lil precious baby again because my GOSH-!!! too adorable<333 (i believe she is capable of murder with how full of rage she is tho- gremlin behavior<;3333)

there's only so many ways i can say how much i adore your art and writings before i become a broken record because SERIOUSLY!!!! you are my biggest inspiration when it comes to writing and i swear if i hear you saying ANYTHING otherwise i'm breaking into your house no matter how far away you are cause i'm not tolerating such lies!!!! you are an AMAZING bean and i would hug you to death if i could >:'Dc <333

mocha belongs to jann

mobster au is both by @help-im-a-gay-fish and jann

#art #my art #gift #mobster au #mocha #mob!mocha #human!mocha #because seriously how can a human be so HUGGABLE #i wanna be her friend but she would be too cool for that</3 #hhh xD okay okay but seriously if i catch you having a bad day- on your BDAY of all days!!- me and your brain's gonna have some problems- #my vocabulary is poor man idk how to tell you you're like. the most fantastic kind and supportive talented writer AND artist ever #without repeating myself!! you've heard all of these before but they're still TRUE!!! you're just!!! so COOL!!! #still remember the days before my blog and if i could describe what it felt like to be followed back by you it would be. insane #IT WAS CRAZY i was literally shaking!!! you absolute MASTERPIECE maker like name me ONE fic you made that you don't like- #and i'll cite all the things that make it a literal banger like don't try me!!!! i WILL bury you with love you menace to society!!! #i have so many fond memories of your past writings tho i think i'm just gonna re-read them once i finish my studying :') #just came back from school and i rushed to my computer to post this hhh >:'D please don't forget how much you mean to all of us!!! #amazing. you are AWESOME AND GREAT like always!!!! #happy bday mÖther- queen of angst and sweet precious boys >:'Dc <3333

[jrueships]

I read your latest gunsmith fanfic and I really loved it!! 🥺💖 I recognized so many of your Tumblr posts in it (they were like little Easter eggs). And there were so many banger lines in it…it made me laugh so many times! 😂 Thanks for writing AND sharing it. 😌✨

P.S. I love the title…it describes them sooo well!

P.P.S. I’m shy too but uhhh if you ever wanted to talk about gunsmith/the Rockets then send me a message on Tumblr!!! Would enjoy hearing your thoughts on their pairing!! Okay bye!!! 🙈

GONNA CRY RN 😭😭😭😭😭

#SRRY THIS IS SO PATE #LATE #WAS GIGGLING AND KICKING MY FEET A WEE TOO MUCH METHINKS #srsly this made me so happy to see EEEEK thank you omgg 😭😭😭😭 #i feel so bad when ppl compliment me bcs i either take forever to dial up the fact that a compliment even happened #or dial up a response that isnt just THANK YOU #😭😭😭 overthinking I HATE U!!! RAGGGHH #ughh this is genuinely SO nice detailed compliments make me I SANE #IT'S SO INTRICATE AND NICE. i feel like im holding a piece of fine china #cradling u !!!!! i am !! #MY LITTLE TED TUMBLR EGGS 😭😭 #banger lines... i am approaching you... #DONT EVER BE SHY WITH ME !!!! WE ARE HOUSTONLINGS! WE ARE SMALL BUT LARGE !!!! #feel free to talk to me AMY time abt ANY thing!!!!!!! #gunsmith.... 😼 #that shipname is so silly sounding to me it's so them #WRAGGGHH im glad u liked the fic sm!!!!! i have an audience of like five ppl and i LOVE them ALL #my oompaloompas #i would take 4 quarters over 50 pennies any day #enough talk of My fic tho... #we must talk abt... Yours 😾 . . . #im Waiting 😾 . ... #ted tumbunity things #when i got this ask i stopped everythinf and actually awed it was so happiness!! full of joy! me !!!!! THANK U

[slightlyplant]

not to make a big deal out of a character who we never even see alive, but i just love clay terran’s name. like… in general ace attorney pun fashion, the astronaut should be named Space McGee or something, right??

nope!

because clay never gets to space. even his name ties him back down to the earth, prophesying his failure. his japanese name does this too—the wiki translates it to “blue earth.” (and, i mean, i don’t think how i have to describe how the english version “clay terran” is earth-related. TERRAn? really?)

because clay will never get his dream.

he doesn’t matter.

he’s just another Deid Mann, except his name refers to the fact that he’ll never reach his dreams.

suck it, clay.

#clay terran #ace attorney #i sure hope none of the clay haters from my one clay post that blew up are stalking this blog i’m sorry guys this is just how it has to be #clay fan all along… right in your midst…….. #if u went through all of my ao3 from like a specific 5 month time period from the end of 21 to beginning of 22 #ALLLLLL of it would be canonical character death clay fics #dude they’re so good I THINK THERES ONE CALLED ‘JUST BREATHE’ OR SMTH ITS AN ABSOLUTE BANGER #and the spirit channeling ones? don’t get me started #^^ this is what i look for to avoid ship fics when i’m feeling romance-repulsed #plants paragraphs