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This isn't Home
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Warning: pov descriptions of a character dissociating and generally having a bad bad time. Also, the word "consummation" comes up.
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He's looking at a door.
It's made from mahogany, if he remembers correctly. The grain is highlighted by the wine red stain. It's sanded smooth and sealed perfectly. The handle and lock were custom-made by someone in a city, so distant they spoke a different language entirely. The silver polished biweekly in the dead of night so as to not disturb the routine of the resident. If anything were to make a scratch in the door, there are at least ten spares made in the exact same way to replace it rather than let something as simple as a door have any imperfections.
When had he arrived at his bedroom door?
It felt like he should still be riding out of town. Lazarus slowly disappeared in the distance behind him. Swallowed up by the horizon. The dust cloud kicked up by the horse ever shifting in his vision as he can't bring himself to turn around until long after the town is gone. Burying his face in Phil's shoulder while his body trembled with silent sobs. The surroundings slowly changed from empty desert to dotted houses to crowded city streets.
When had he gotten off Phil's horse?
He couldn't remember entering the front gates. The slow, meandering trot up the long entrance trail. He does remember the way his stomach fluttered with nerves as Phil finally brought them to a stop. The way Phil had to practically drag him off the horses back. His legs barely avoid buckling under the immense pressure of - I'm back.
When had he approached the mansion?
The ivory pillars framing the front doors were polished a blindingly bright white. Two butlers stood in front of them, opening the doors in practiced, perfect sync. The entrance way was exactly as he remembered it to be. At least he assumed it was. He blinked and was walking down one of the many identical hallways in the mansion. Blink. Another identical hallway. Blink again. Why did they have so many identical hallways? Was it even a different hallway? Was he moving or standing still? He blinked. He was standing in the sitting room outside of his parents' office. His parents.
When had his parents seen him?
He had smoothly walked into the office, his hands clasped behind his back to hide their shaking. His mother's dark brown eyes seemed to swallow him whole. His father's toxic green eyes held an uncaring poison, burning into his skin. It was silent as Phil was dismissed with a flick of his mothers wrist. The silence continued to scream for a long, long time.
"Get him a change of clothes," His father ordered out to the room, "Something respectable for him to meet his wife in."
"Burn the rags once he's out of them," his mother commanded, "He'll give you any remaining rubbish from his bag after he's met his bride."
When had he changed clothes?
He'd been herded into a changing room in another blink. He trembled as he removed each piece of his outfit. First, the bright shirt that was overdue for a touch-up of color. Next, the fancy shoes that had become faded, stained, and well-loved. Then, the bright patterned socks that were gifted by Thompson shortly after his arrival in Lazarus. Lastly, the belt and pants, covered in sand and pet hair, folded neatly in the pile.
A pile immediately handed over to one of the three butlers in the room. There was no privacy when he left, and there would be less now. A different butler handed him an impeccably ironed suit. He doesn't remember getting into it. Or following one of the butlers out of the room. Down more mind-numbing hallways. Stopping in front of his door.
How long ago did he tell the butler he only needed a moment to collect himself before meeting his bride? The shadows had shifted from the windows. Did he really say that? Speaking sounds so hard, like there's not enough air to spare for it.
He turns to the butler and nods with a mechanical smile. His vision blurs for a moment as the door is opened.
His room had barely changed. The only new things were that his personal shelf of books had been removed, the bed had been changed to a bigger size, and the short and stocky mouse in a maroon dress standing by the balcony.
Ah. The Mus family. Old money. Their business based around the removal of pests and the selling of defenses against pests. Responsible for the introduction of pests into new regions whenever sales got too low for too long.
Oh, the mouse is saying something to the butlers. He really should try to listen to that. It takes a few seconds before the buzzing in his ears recedes enough to hear her shy voice.
"... disappear as much as you do. I'll call if he tries to leave. Please, I just want to get to know my fiancé in private."
The butlers remain standing in place.
He shouldn't be able to speak right now. His throat is tight and dry. His hands are trembling behind his back. His breaths are shallow and quick. But it's undoubtedly his voice, quiet yet smooth, that says, "As my future bride and therefore future head of this household, you are contracted to obey and fulfill her demands."
There's a new tenseness in the air as a single butler twitches, but none of them leave.
"His parents orders-" cuts in his fiancée, he really needs to learn her name before the vows- "are that Carl Jacobson is no longer allowed to be in a room with any exit that leads outside without being accompanied by at least one person." She sounds close to tears when she asks, "Do you not count me, his fiancée, as a person?"
The pressure in the room increases as the butlers avoid looking at them directly.
Karl thinks he could cry. The desire to have Jack and Mason by his side rears its head. Mason would have already started a brawl and been preening in victory by now. Probably with John John on his shoulder and that one brand of whiskey that he only ever drinks to celebrate. Jack would be laughing about the entire situation and making sexual jokes like- like-
"You're not going to be in here directly after the marriage." He says with startling clarity as hope lifts the weight on his lungs. Maybe he can get a little privacy, if only for a few moments. All eyes shift to him, and he can imagine Jack and Mason cheering him on as he continues with the most energy he's had all day.
"You're going to have to leave us alone together eventually. Might as well start now. I mean, I doubt you all are going to be here during the consummation."
He quirks his eyebrow as he says it, watching as the butlers process his words. As the seconds tick by, he covers his panic with a deadly glare. The one Thompson taught him. One of the butlers calmly marches out. Then another follows close behind, and soon enough, the final butler is shutting the door behind them.
Finally, he has a moment to bre-
Oh yah, Karl thinks as he finds himself getting shoved roughly yet quietly onto one of the lounge chairs farthest from the doors, I still don't know my fiancée's name.
"Carl," she starts with a serious tone, "while I appreciate you getting those butlers out of the room, I'm going to lay down some ground rules here, got it?"
He nods numbly, suddenly very scared for his immediate future as he realizes she's still gripping his arm. She'd been so quiet and shy. It was making his head spin how quickly she shifted. He didn't have the energy for a fight.
"Number one," she said in a tone so reminiscent of his mother; He almost misses the words, "I'm not here because I fancy you. I'm here because of my parents. I will do all the things in public that we need to do to convince people we tolerate each other, but behind these doors, I'm not consummating anything, got it?"
"Yep. Got i-"
"Number two," she continues on, "I have a secret lover who I plan on visiting, and you are going to have to come with me as cover. You will not breathe a word about it to anyone that we are more than business associates. Got it?"
"Mmhm."
"And number three," her eyes bore into him with an intensity he'd only ever seen in Thompsons eyes, "after our wedding, once the security has died down, I'm running away with my lover. You can help, or you can stay out of my way, got it?"
"... uh, yes, w-"
"Good," she releases her grip on his arm and settles onto the other side of the chair, careful not to crush her own tail, "any questions, Mr. Jacobson?"
"Umm, so. What's your name?"
Karl wasn't sure what emotions passed over his fiancées face in that moment, but he knew they weren't good.
"Nobody told me." He starts rambling, "I only learned I was getting married ... less than two days ago? And while I'm sure you're nice, I didn't choose this either. My parents found out where I was staying had no women in town, but I know they would have found any reason to drag me back ho- here. Back here. And, really, you're nice but i- I-"
"My name is Zoe Mus." She cuts him off with a look of pure relief dripping down her face. "And I was told you were returning from a business trip early due to threats on your life, and that's why the wedding is happening so quickly."
He really wishes he could be surprised by that, but his parents would never admit anything they did was anything less than perfection. If they did, it was always for a very good reason. Their child coming home after being gone for so long, wearing those clothes? To hide him from the assassins, of course. Any lashing out? Those that come close to death are always a bit jumpy and odd. It's not unheard of. If he runs? Kidnapped by those killers and ready to be ransomed for money, a reward to whoever catches him.
He's really not getting out of this.
Well. At least he can make sure Zoe and her lover can be happy. He can even cover their tracks for them when they leave.
"You can call me Karl Jacob." He smiles wobbly at her confused expression. "I spell it with a k, not a c."
"Karl," she says with a thick layer of amusement in her voice as she moves a tray with wine and cheese onto the table next to them, "I'm sorry for grabbing you earlier. I made some in the moment assumptions, and I'm glad to see they were wrong." She pours them both a glass of wine and grabs half of the cheddar slices off the platter.
"Now, Mr. Jacob," Zoe declares as they settle back in the chair, "why don't you tell me about yourself and the town you were staying at? How life threatening was it really?"
Karl laughs. He truly fully laughs as the stress of everything gets a little bit lighter at the prospect of being able to share the stories of Lazarus with someone.
"Well, which townsfolk should I start with? The bandits, the cannibal, or the demon?"
He smiles, even as his heart aches for all the people he'll never see again.
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Misery loves company! Welcome to our newest character, Zoe Mus!
I hope you enjoyed this next chapter of the story! Things are really looking bad, but at least Karl has a new friend to keep him company! In the next chapter, we get to check in with our two lovable bandits! I'm sure they're having a great time right now! :D
I know I said I'd try for a more consistent tone, but shifting between past and present tense is how I write panicking and dissociation! I'll figure it out eventually.
Please send in asks about Zoe Mus and their lover, Fionn Flynn, a fox baker! Anything you can think of!
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PRESENTING THE LEBIHAN FANART MY MOTHER MADE INTO HER PFP FOR KAKAOTALK <3
THIS IS LIKE A YEAR OLD LMAO
#LEBIHAN#AOT#LEBI ACKERMAN#HANGE ZOE#MU ARY#LEVIHAN#I REMEMEBRRED THE TAG THE CORRECT LENIHAN TAG ARE YOU PROUD MY ATE'S AND KUYA'S (PLS SAY YES :))#I HAVE NOT. MADE ANY LEBIHAN ART IN SO LONG AND IT'S NOT BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO CAUSE I DO 😭 I LOBE THESR TWO ABNORMALS#IT'S JUST. I CAN'T DRAW LEBI#ANYONE WHO CAN GETS MY RESPECT BECAUSE LEBIACKERMAN HAS THE MOST COMOLICATED FACE FOR NO EEASON??#I CAN LOOK AT HIS HEAD. IN HIS EYEBALLS AND HAIR. I CAN IMPRINT HIS IMAGE IN MY HEAD. BUT I STILL. CAN'T. DRAW. HIM.#HANGE IS BEAUTIFUL IMMACULATE GORGEOUS AND THEN LEBI IS A PAIN TTO DRAW 😔
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how it feels to talk about your favorite character ever with people who actually understand them and are equally as insane as you are about them
@honeyedwhiskey
#callum.p4#vidpost#spn#jack kline#hashtag relatable silly#how it feels#HOW IT FEELLSS AND IT FEELS SO GOOOOODDDDD#VINDICAATTTIIOOOOOONNNNNN#sorry gang im high#blogbonyag#sorry I meant blorbo tag#blorbo tag#NOT JUST HONEY !!! KARAT AND JAVI AND BLITZ AND ROCK AND KEIKEI AND KAI !!!!! YALL ARE ON SOME RRAL SHIT !!!!!!#AND SHALLOW !!!!!! AND ZOE !!!!!!!!!!#I LOVE MY FRIENDS SOOOOOO OO MU HH J LOGE U GIYSSSS#🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🔥🫶🫶🔥🫃🫃🙌🫃🔥🫶🫶🫶🫶🔥🔥🫃🙌🙌‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🫶🔥🔥🔥🔥🫶🔥‼️‼️🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
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TW BLOOD!!
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AoT who are rough when intimate with you (and Hard Claws)
Levi, Mikasa, Eren, Hange, Reiner, Jean
x fem!reader
description: AoT characters who are rough during intimacy… on purpose or accidental… that’s up to their own discretion (and whether or not you believe them)
(AoT who are soft when intimate with you (Soft Paws))
**VERY nsfw**
warning/disclaimer(s): face slapping; face fucking; bruises; orgasm denial; overstimulation; ignores you; ass/pussy spanking; begging
Levi Ackerman (face slapping; face fucking)
The slap across your cheek stings the most, the feeling amplified ten times by the rush of blood to the area and the direct eye contact heating up your body. You touch your hand to your rushing cheek, a light smile shared between you and Levi.
Levi stands bare in front of you tauntingly, proudly, his hand outstretched like it might collide with your face again, as you stoically sit on your knees. “What, baby?” he asks deeply, aggressively, “Still have something to say?”
You share a knowing smirk, whispering, “I think you already know,” and whimpering as he takes a demanding step forward and wraps a fist in your hair. You peer up at Levi with hooded eyes and a barely open mouth with your tongue peeking out.
He groans gutturally, his jaw clenching in sexual frustration as he grabs the base of his eager cock and angles the tip to your lips, letting the beads of bitter precum meet your tastebuds. You eagerly engulf him in your mouth, your slapped cheek stinging from the stretch, and you choke on a giggle as he thrusts his hips in and out, holding your hair and matching his thrusts.
Mikasa Ackerman (leaves bruises, breaks skin)
She’s an Ackerman; the roughness comes with the territory. You know that, you like that, but she is oblivious to her own strength, her fingernails digging into your thighs too deeply and her teeth marking your skin too harshly every time.
You gasp at the sharp pain of her fingernails imbedding into the skin of your thigh, and your eyes close tight and a whimper escapes as her fingers roughly push against your spongy insides. She picks up the speed of her fingers thrusting in and out of you as she salivates at the fluid seeping out of you.
“Ahh, Mikasa!” you shout when she tucks her nose between your legs, harshly bites your inner thigh before lapping gleefully at your stimulated muscles. Mikasa hums in response, digging one hand’s fingernails into your butt cheek and smacking the other.
She kisses and bites from your pussy to your neck, roughly holding your wrists above your head with one hand and tweaking your nipples with the other. You can feel the bruises forming as she runs her fingers up and down the curve of your spine, as she tells you, “Stay still,” massages your ass, and nips at your hips.
Eren Jaeger (orgasm denial)
“E-Er-Eren,” you moan, small tears forming in the corner of your eyes at the burning feeling brewing in your abdomen, “p-please, I… I…”
You tilt your neck and stare pleadingly at Eren, who rests at the foot of the bed with his chin resting in his hands. He smirks, a glinting flame in his eyes as they roam your naked, sweaty, begging body. You move to sit upright, and he abruptly sits up, clicks his tongue admonishingly and points back to the bed with his index finger.
You groan and fall back to the sheets as he starts to slowly crawl over you, gracing your thigh with two very light fingers from the knee to the hip. He tsks, a devilish smirk lighting up his face, “Oh, no, baby… I haven’t said you could move yet.”
Eren catches your hand snaking down to your crotch and his hand quickly snatched out, gripping your wrist tightly and pressing it into the mattress. His smirk drops to a glaring squint, but his eyes sparkle with that same amusement. “I said no touching.”
Hange Zoe (overstimulates/ignores you)
“Ha-Hang-Hange, st-stah!” you cry out, biting into the pillow instead of screaming, Hange’s long fingers and nails poking and prodding inside your vagina and stretching out the muscles to its extent.
Hange rubs their hand up and down your spine, playing with each bony nub between three fingers as they curiously poke and thrive in the spongy, foreign organ. “N’aww, sweetie, it’s okay,” they coo, smiling wide with excitement as they stare intently at the liquid leaking around their fingers, lubricating them further, “you’re doing so well. Almost there.”
You loosely anchor one hand into the mattress and awkwardly push the other out behind you, trying to swipe their fingers away, the feeling becoming too much.
They grabbed your forearm and held it to your back, pressing down firmly to hold you in place as you squirmed away from their thrusting fingers, picking up speed as they lost themselves in the bending of your spine.
Reiner Braun (ass/pussy spanking)
“Fuck, baby, have you learned your lesson yet?” Reiner huffs, his hand painfully colliding with your already red cheeks, his bare and leaky cock inching threateningly close to your tempting and presenting labia.
He wants an answer, some half-gasp hearty moan that drags his dick alongside your meek backwards grip. His sore hand collides with your pussy lips, a wet echo vibrating in all directions, then immediately smacks a wet, white outline onto your pink asscheek. “Did that hurt?” He’s verging more breathless than you. “Do you want me to give you something that does?”
You cry out as his hand connects with the sore nerves two more times, shouting, “Yes, yes, I’ve learnt—I’ll behave! I’ll behave!” in a lag, your brain aching for less time lost to processing the throbbing numbness spiraling out.
Reiner smiles against the thin skin on your back, blindly thrusting his hips and grazing his teeth against your spine as your aching muscles catch the tip.
Jean Kirsten (begging)
Jean wants you to beg for it, wants you to whine and bend by any means necessary to convince him to continue, to touch you again.
The overwhelming heat that builds in his gut as he fucks inside you, watching your eyes squeeze shut as he manhandled your bouncing breasts—he needs to pull out before his vision blurs and he cums prematurely.
He fixates on your crying parted lips and twists your nipple as he stops at the apex, rips away all physical contact and gasps over you. He smirks devilishly and hovers his body over yours, negotiating the threat of falling into you.
“Jean, please,” it’s a breathy plea, but you know it will eventually work, “don’t stop—why are you stopping? I need you.” You held his head between your hands and pushed his nose to your cleavage, his teeth just grazing the red hot nerves. “Please—gah, please, Jean, baby, plea—aHH—”
#the title goes with the soft intimacy aot one called soft paws like soft paws and hard claws hehe#bc i watched puss in boots 2 and soft paws is in that and i love her and him#aot smut#snk smut#eren jaeger#reiner braun#mikasa ackerman#hange zoe#levi ackerman#jean kirsten#jjkeremika#eren x you#reiner x you#mikasa x you#hange x you#levi x you#jean x you#eren yeager smut#reiner braun smut#mikasa ackerman smut#levi ackerman smut#jean kirsten smut#hange zoe smut
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Overstimulation
Hange Zoe
CW: female bodied reader, restrained reader, overstimulation, squirting orgasm
~400 words
The vibrator buzzed against your clit, as Hange circled you. They watched you intently as you writhed and slashed against the restraints you were in.
It was all too much.
You had lost count of what orgasm you were on, but you felt like you couldn't take it anymore.
"Aw, what's wrong?" Hange asked, as they stepped up to you and wiped away a tear that you hadn't even realized you let go.
"'s too mu-much," you hiccupped out.
You thrashed some more in your chair. No matter what you did, the toy wand stayed pressed tightly to your aching clit.
"Hm, is my experiment over already?" Hange questioned, cocking their head to the side. "I'd hate for it all to be over now, but if you insist."
They turned on their heels and turned the toy off.
You finally felt like you could breathe. You couldn't even imagine how long it had been with that toy firmly pressed against you. It was a nightmarish bliss you got stuck in.
"Ah," you breathed out, slumping forward as far as you could in the chair.
Hange walked over and lifted your chin up to look at them, "You know, I'm not done yet."
Your eyes widened as you looked into their eyes.
"I think I wanna keep you right here while I have my way with you," they smirked.
Hange bent down in front of you and removed the toy. They positioned themselves in front of you. Fingers trailed up your soaking thighs until they reached your entrance and practically slid right in.
You whined at the contact.
Their tongue began attacking your clit. You couldn't handle it. You moved so hard against the restraints, you feared that you would snap them. Honestly, maybe you were hoping that would happen so you could do something more than you were now.
Another orgasm waved over you, but this time, it was a new pressure. You looked down to see a clear liquid leaving you and covering Hange's face.
They looked up at you with a face that was lack of much emotion.
"I-I'm s'rry," you slurred. "I couldn't help it."
Hange smirked back up at you, "I want to make you do that again."
If you thought it was rough before, you weren't ready for what she had planned for the rest of the night.
#hange smut#hange x y/n#hange x reader#hange x you#hange zoe x reader#hange zoe x y/n#hange zoe x you#hange zoe smut#aot smut#aot x reader#aot x you#aot x y/n#snk x you#snk x y/n#snk x reader#snk smut#aot x reader smut#aot imagines#attack on titan smut
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Part two didn’t disappoint, Lando made an appearance, Charles is failing in being a caring partner. Everything is working out. It’s going in a right direction.
Can’t wait for times when she’ll dress Zoe in papaya.
Also, can we get rid off Robyn or whatever her name is. We can’t have our girlie involved in a double cheating scandal.
The fact that Charles had to hear it from all of his friends and family before he made time for his girlfriend and a MOTHER of his child is a new low. Mu expectations were minimal and yet, he still managed to disappoint me. He’s really making it easy for Lando.
You killed it as always
No words, this is art
Don't worry, lando's little boo thing won't be here for too long, not gonna be a big character here!
Also, y/n is a big ferrari girl I doubt she'll willingly put her daughter in mclaren merch and if they do find zoë in papaya, lando probably has kidnapped her 💀
also, I'm afraid y/n is holding onto her picture perfect family idea so letting go of charles js probably not on her to do list anytime soon, things won't be easy for lando
But thank you for reading and I'm glad you enjoyed it, you're the best 🥰
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valentines minievent masquerade ball starter call!
i'm limiting each to only a few starters but may add more slots later. i tried to include some baisc information about what everyone is doing, though this is not technically a ~plotting~ call. but if you want to plot beforehand, just send me a dm-- otherwise, if you request a starter, i'll take a look at your plotting/starter call and just come up with something that seems like it'd make sense. please only request 3-4 total starters, since i have limited characters and want to make sure i can write with everyone! thanks for your consideration!
wei wuxian-- going with lan wangji! he's going to be dragging his husband lan zhan around the museum to see absolutely everything, and he'll spend a good deal of the night on the dance floor, too. last valentines day was a disaster, so he's looking forward to having a nice time for once, without worrying. he's very naturally chatty, so if your muse needs someone to talk with, he's right there. wei wuxian starters for wen qing (kasey), jiang yanli (aria), ??-- (2/3)
xie lian-- going with hua cheng! not only does he get to spend valentines day with his memories finally intact, but the ball also falls during spring festival, which xie lian cares very much about. so he's looking forward to having a wonderful time with all the people he loves. if he separates from hua cheng at all during the evening, he'll try to find his friends, and he'll share a dance or a snack with anyone. shoutout to mu qing, who helped him choose his outfit. xie lian starters for feng xin (kasey), kieran hunter (atlas), shen qiao (june), sophie hatter (maig), ?? -- (4/5)
he xuan-- going with shi qingxuan! he xuan imagines he'll likely be here until the very end of the ball, given how enthusiastic his date is about these sorts of things. he'll basically just be going along with whatever qingxuan wants to do, and won't try to draw much attention to himself. he'll also be found near the snack table for a good portion of the evening. he xuan starters for shi qingxuan (sunny), patch (atlas), ??-- (2/3)
sha hualing-- she's neither going with a planned date nor a blind date, though she's keeping an eye out for hunter lance-sharpe at the ball. sha hualing will mostly be finding interesting places to take photos, and see if she can be a nuisance to her friends on dates. she's never opposed to causing a little trouble either. sha hualing starters for doom (atlas), zoe rivas (hali), ?? - (2/3)
liu qingge-- on a blind date with tadashi hamada (atlas's muse)! so qingge has no charisma. he has no romantic experience. he has no real understanding of what valentines day is, and his mask will barely count as a mask. but he should get points for being here at all, truly. he will do his best to stick it out for a few hours. liu qingge starters for ?? - (0/3)
dongfang qingcang-- going with xiao lanhua, with extraordinary reluctance. he will immediately look for reasons why they should head home before chaos strikes. in fact, chaos is just another name for xiao lanhua left unsupervised so it's not looking like the night will be in his favor. dongfang qingcang starters for xiao lanhua (kasey), rory gilmore (atlas), ?? -- (2/3)
chu wanning-- going with mo ran. chu wanning is very excited about this, but he'll be equally stressed about overthinking everything about the evening. he won't risk doing anything that would lead to him embarrassing himself so he'll be staying away from both the dance floor and the bar. chu wanning starters for ?? -- (0/3)
filippa kosta-- going with their girlfriend, amara! she didn't feel much like wearing a ball gown, so she'll be in a blazer of sorts. the concept of valentine's day is 'sweet,' in theory, so they'll be socializing as well as trying to show amara a good time. keeping things very chill and if your muse needs someone to vibe with in a corner of the room, they can go find filippa. filippa starters for mei nianqing (sunny), ?? -- (1/3)
qi yan-- qi yan's going with her wife, nangong jingnu! she'll also be dressed in a blazer and trousers. honestly, catch her taking in the museum sights (because she never has time to come see it otherwise) and making sure her wife doesn't get too drunk. qi yan starters for yin yu (sunny), ?? -- (1/3)
kaz brekker-- kaz is not actively anti-valentines day but he is the most apathetic about this holiday that a person could possibly be. i will send him to the ball because i think he'd use it as an opportunity to talk to business connections while they're all masked, or maybe pick some pockets, but he is not too excited about the ~valentine's~ aspect of it at all. kaz starters for zoya nazyalensky (moon), will herondale (siri), jesper fahey (june) -- (3/3. SLOTS CLOSED)
mo xi-- going solo, though he'll be keeping an eye out for gu mang. this is his first valentine's day in the city, and he doesn't really know what the day is all about, though he's slowly picking up on it the more decorations he sees. someone please take pity on him and come talk to him even though he doesn't look super welcoming. mo xi starters for bryce quinlan (kasey), ?? -- (1/3)
pei ming-- on a blind date with rebecca barnes (kow's muse)! let's just say that valentine's day is the busiest time of pei ming's year. 💀 he sees opportunities for short-lived romantic entanglements everywhere, and he thinks there's plenty of him to go around. but he's going to try to be a gentleman like rebecca seems to want, at least for now. pei ming starters for xuan ji (moon ?), shi wudu (kasey), ling wen (june), rebecca barnes (kow) -- (4/4. SLOTS CLOSED)
xiao chiye-- going solo. he's only here to make an appearance and see if he can catch sight of some of his friends. despite recently having some direct dance instruction, he probably won't be dancing. instead, he'll be taking full advantage of the open bar. xiao chiye starters for nie huaisang (sunny), shen zechuan (june), ?? -- (2/3)
lu junyi-- on a blind date with aluma ruairi (megan's muse)! junyi loves love and will be leaning fully into the valentines aesthetic, heart eyes all the way. if your muses need encouragement to get into the spirit, just look for her and she'll try to gently prod them into the holiday spirit. lu junyi starters for aluma ruairi (megan), ?? -- (1/3)
feng yu-- on a blind date with celeste kipper (sammy's muse)! he is here for just a nice, very regular time. his expectations are respectably neither high nor low, but you'll likely find him around the snack table making very mediocre small talk. or caught up reading every single plaque on every one of the smithsonian exhibitions. feng yu starters for ?? -- (0/3)
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That title hello??!! i'm so- i think i'm already piecing together the vibes, i'm tuning into the wavelengths of what might happen, and like- like i can feel the poem potential buzzing in my brain already even w/o knowing anything lol
needless to say i'm very excited to see what the new chapter brings tomorrow, and so interested to learn more about Zoe as well!! /gen /pos
~Poetry Anon
Thank you for the ask!
Hello, Poetry Anon! :D I'm so happy that just the title alone has gotten you buzzing! I think the title is a pretty good summary of The Vibe. A home should be comfortable, have people you like in or around it, and be a safe space where you can find some privacy. This Isn't Home. :)
The chapter will have already been posted yesterday when this ask is answered, so I eagerly await your poem! I can't wait to answer questions about Zoe Mus just as much as you can't wait to learn about her! Lovely how that works out!
Hope you're having a nice day!
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EHEHEHEH SO IT'S BEEN ALMOST 2 YEARS (HOLY DHIT????) AND I WANTED TO DO A REDRAW OF MY LOBELY RAT'S FIC!!!!!!! HERE YOU GO NESSIE @glassesandswords 🤩🤩🤩🤩
LINK TO HER FIC: A TOAST TO THR WINGS OF FREEDOM!!! READ IT 🪚🪚
#AOT#AOT ACTORS AU#ATTACK ON TITAN#LEBIHAN#HANGE ZOE#LEBI ACKERMAN#EREN YEAGER#FLOCH FORSTER#AKA THE BITCH#CONNIE SPRINGER#LEBI IS SO FUCKING WEIRD TO DRAW LIKE THERE'S THIS ONE SPECIFIC ANGLE WHICH I HATE DRAWING HIM IN OMG IT'S RLLY WEIRD#BUT IT WAS NCIE DRAWING THE BABIES AGAIN!!!! I MISS LBEKHAN 🫶🫶🫶#N E GAYS GO READ JIEJIE NESS' FIC IT'S GREAT#MU ARY#LEVIHAN#PH YEA SASHA TOO#SASHA BLOUSE
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Honestly rich people are so fucking lame. If I was rich I would go straight to the animators of my favorite shows and offer them 5 million to make a fanservice episode of my favorite character. Oh, 5 million isn't enough? Well then here's 20 million. I want to see his dick. I want it to be published officially so everyone can see it for free. Please dedicate that episode to me so everyone knows who to thank. I want destiel to be canon and the secret scene to be released to the public. I want to see Mu Qing and Feng Xin fucking. I want an episode of Itachi Uchiha working happily on a farm tending to chickens with his shirt off. I want to see Levi Ackerman and Hanji Zoe get married or at least kiss. I want to renew the Legend of Korra and have them give us the Korrasami that we deserve. I want to fund a cartoon of the Warriors cat books. Give me the money.
#of course id donate to charity too#but these rich people aren't eccentric enough#all they do is hoard their cash and buy gucci and yachts#give me the money I'll actually make people happy with it
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9.1.2024
Konečně jsem se vyspala a trochu se uklidnila. Zvládla jsem doma i něco málo udělat přes den s dětmi. Odpoledne jsem se nakrmila trochou nenávisti z komentářů. Vím, nemám to číst, ale já tam vlastně hledám někoho cis, kdo nás bude bránit. Zvláštní je, že se mi je povedlo najít pod bulvárním článkem. Nevim o BB nic. Neviděla jsem jedinej díl. Nevyhledávám to, ale pochopila jsem, že Zoe spousta lidí fandí a jsou allies. Nakonec to třeba napříč společností nebude tak zlý. Byla bych opravdu ráda, kdyby to "dej si pozor, všichni nás nenávidí" bylo jen v mojí hlavě, ale půlku probdělýho času trávim s člověkem, co by nás chtěl reálně stavět ke zdi, protože jsme mu svojí "zvrácenou ideologií" sebrali sestřenici.
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❥𝐿𝑒𝑣𝑖 𝐴𝑐𝑘𝑒𝑟𝑚𝑎𝑛 𝑥 𝑀!𝑅𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟
➽𝑾𝒊𝒕𝒂𝒎 𝒑𝒐𝒏𝒐𝒘𝒏𝒊𝒆, 𝒕𝒐 𝒎𝒐𝒋𝒂 𝒌𝒐𝒍𝒆𝒋𝒏𝒂 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒂 𝒉𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒂~
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Levi Ackerman x Male Reader (soft)
•Ptaki nuciły spokojną melodie, dość głośną i irytującą. -Nnnnn...- jęknął (Y/N) gdy przewija się na drewnianym łóżku, Nagle ktoś nerwowo puka do twoich drzwi. -(Y/N)!! (YYYY/NNNNN)~!- Osoba energicznie wołała Twoje Imię -Grrrrnnn..- warknął poirytowany (Y/N). Po nieustannym pukaniu i krzyczeniu wstałeś i otworzyłeś drzwi -Witam w czym mogę pomóc?- mówisz lekko zaspanym ale poważnym głosem -Och (Y/N)! myślałam że zdechłeś tam, ale mniejsza z tym dziś jest ważny dzień.- powiedziała Hange Zoe dobra znajoma (Y/N) -hmm?- za nuciłeś w odpowiedzi. -Zapomniałeś (Y/N)? dziś jest Trening rekrutów!- powiedziała radośnie. -ugh.. wolę zostać pożartym.- warknął (Y/N), Hange zignorowała humory (Y/N) i zaciągnęła cię za rękę do jadalni na śniadanie. Hange otworzyła drzwi z hukiem gdy weszła do głównej placówki z jedzeniem, był tam duży drewniany stół jak w sali narad, przy stole siedziała tylko jedna osoba, z pysznym wywarem zwanym herbatą i gazetą w ręku, siedziała ona w klasycznym sposób z skrzyżowanymi nogami, dość niski... znany jako Levi Ackerman. Levi zerkną okiem by zobaczyć kto śmiał mu przeszkadzać a gdy tylko dostrzegł on Hange i ciebie cicho parsknął, (Y/N) zerknął na Leviego po czym skierował wzrok na drugi kant stołu, gdzie zawsze siedział i jadł swoje śniadanie, -Hmm...- (Y/N) ziewnął przenosząc oczy na smukłe ciało Leviego. Usiadłeś przy stole i zjadłeś chleb z masłem.. jak zawsze.. Hange znowu wypowiadała swoją wymowę o tytanach i Erenie i Tytanach i ERENIE i TYTANACH. Gdy (Y/N) nie spuszczał wzroku z skrzyżowanych ud Leviego, -,,hmmm ciekawe czy są miękkie w dotyku czy raczej sztywne''- pomyślał (Y/N) znudzony. (Y/N) spojrzał leniwie na zegar by sprawdzić godzinę, dopiero ranek czego się spodziewać -,,hmm dziś dzień sprzątania jak i trening rekrutów, raczej logiczne jest to że sprzątanie odbędzie się w godzinach obiadowych więc pierwsze co mnie czeka to trening.~ heh lubię patrzeć na nowych pełnych motywacji jak i przerażenia członków wojska.''- Po śniadaniu (Y/N), Levi, Hanji i reszta byliście już na miejscu, ach tak główne pole treningowe kadetów, -,,Nadal pamiętam mój pierwszy raz, mmm~ cóż za bolesny i pełen traum przeżycia.''- pomyślał (Y/N). słyszałem jak w oddali Keith Shadis krzyczy na nowych rekrutów i każe się im przedstawić. Co za nudy, stałeś wyprostowany z rękami założonymi z tyłu pleców ~cóż za dumna postawa~ , a Levi stał tuż obok ciebie. Po boleśnie długim zebraniu w końcu wszyscy zebrali się na stołówce by zjeść, ten upragniony czas obiadu, wszystkie osoby ucieszyły się z tego w tym ty i reszta. Mikasa siedziała koło Erena z Arminem. Eren wydawał się przybity ale Armin dumnie go pocieszał, przeszedłeś obok nich i poklepałeś głowę Armina na co on uśmiechnął się do ciebie a ty odwzajemniłeś uśmiech po czym poszedłeś na swoje miejsce, dostałeś co zawsze ~chleb~ -,,hmm prawdziwy rarytas''- (Y/N) wzdycha do siebie i zajada to co ma na talerzu, po twojej prawej siedzi Levi a Po lewej Hange, a naprzeciwko siedzi Eren po jego prawej Armin a lewej Mikasa, Hange zafascynowana rozmawiała z Erenem na temat tytanów i niego. gdy (Y/N) bujał w obłokach, przykuła go niska osoba z boku -,,.. zauważyliby gdybym może...''- przerwałeś myśli gdy zauważyłeś że Levi patrzy na ciebię kątem oka na co ty uśmiechnąłeś się i odwruciłeś wzrok, nikt o tym nie wiedział ale miałeś uczucia do Leviego ~dość silne uczucia~ co doprowadziło że wsunąłeś rękę pod stół by może.. złapać Leviego za rękę, na szczęście siedzieliście dość blisko siebie więc miałeś dostęp do niego, Delikatnie spuściłeś rękę w poszukiwaniu jego, na co on podskoczył gdy twoja ręka zamiast złapać za jego rękę złapała jego udo, Levi puścił ci zimne spojrzenie na co ty zabrałeś rękę i cicho przeprosiłeś pod nosem z głupkowatym uśmiechem -,,Przynajmniej wiem że są miękkie :D”- Hange i reszta gadali w najlepsze dopóki Hange zaczęła zadawać (Y/N) pytania, (Y/N) z małym uśmiechem na twarzy odpowiadał na każde pytanie. Hanji zadawała różne pytania (Y/N) na co on odpowiadał i pytał resztę o różne inne rzeczy, gdy w międzyczasie Levi obserwował każdy twój najmniejszy ruch, czułeś jak się na ciebie patrzy więc też zadałeś pytanie Leviemu co wytrąciło go z transu i szybko odpowiedział odwracając wzrok na co ty tylko lekko się zaśmiałeś. Po obiadku pora na sprzątanie. Jakiś czas później sprzątałeś główny korytarz, korytarz był długi ale szybko go posprzątałeś, wyczyściłeś każdy kąt tego miejsca a teraz zamiatałeś by odpędzić kurz. Levi sprzątał w pokoju obok, nikogo oprócz was nie było w pobliżu po dłuższym czyszczeniu już lśniącego korytarza. (Y/N) ostrożnie wszedł do pokoju w którym Levi sprzątał upewniając się że jest zamknięty i podszedł do niskiego kapitana -Czego chcesz?- zapytał Levi dość słodkim ale poważnym głosem, a na twojej twarzy pojawił się mały spokojny uśmiech. Levi czyścił okna, a (Y/N) stał przy drzwiach obserwując go od tyłu, (Y/N) podszedł do Leviego na tyle blisko że Levi czuł jego gorący oddech na karku, (Y/N) odwrócił się przodem do (Y/N) -Co?- zapytał poirytowany Levi patrząc na ciebie -Miałem nadzieje że po sprzątaniu może spędzilibyśmy razem trochę czasu?- zapytałeś drapiąc się po karku gdy, Levi przez chwile patrzył tępo na ciebie, w pokoju nastała cisza a ty zacząłeś żałować tego co powiedziałeś, czułeś jak twój żołądek zaciska się ze stresu -Może.- to wszystko co powiedział Levi a ty odetchnąłeś z ulgą -A teraz wracaj do roboty zanim zmienię zdanie.- Powiedział Levi a ty szybko pobiegłeś do wyjścia by szybko skończyć pracę i ~może~ iść z kapitanem Levi na randkę.
➽ 𝑪𝒊𝒆𝒌𝒂𝒘𝒐𝒔𝒕𝒌𝒊 𝒐 𝒃𝒂𝒏𝒂𝒏𝒂𝒄𝒉 :𝑫
【➷Czy wiesz że Ludzie i banany mają w 50% identyczne DNA.】
#attack on titan#attack on titan x reader#levi ackerman#levi ackerman x reader#levi ackerman x male reader#male reader
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“Avatar” was a fun time, even on a smaller screen, and seems unfairly criticized in some aspects and justifiably criticized in other aspects.
Jake Sully is a former Marine who has lost the ability to use his legs. In the year 2154, the technology to restore his limbs is available, but not with the money made by a veteran. After the death of his twin brother, Jake is offered to take his place on the Avatar project. The project would allow Jake to transfer his consciousness into the lab-grown body of a Na’vi. The reason Jake was chosen is because he shares the same genome as his brother and the Avatar would only work with him. Now, Jake must learn about the Na’vi culture to help the military mine the lucrative Unobtanium from their Hometree.
Just a quick thing before getting in the review; I watched the Extended Edition for this review. I’ve never seen the movie prior to that, so the Extended Edition, and the post-watch research I did, are all that I have to go by. With that out of the way, here’s my review. I had a great time with this film. The visuals were spectacular and I only wish I would’ve gone out to see the re-release in theaters that happened a couple of months ago. This is definitely a theater-experience movie. The reason I didn’t watch it back in 2009 was because I was 11 years old and I was rewatching “Coraline” in 3D in theaters for the third time. There were some criticisms of the story ripping off from other stories like “Pocahontas” and “Fern Gully’. The last time I watched “Pocahontas” was in early elementary school and I never watched “Fern Gully”, so the comparisons didn’t stick out to me immediately. Still, I don’t think it’s a fair criticism because most movies borrow from others and add minor tweaks. There is no such thing as complete originality. It’s crazy to think Quentin Tarantino movies get praised for being remixes of his influence, but this movie gets criticized for it. I do think the ‘white savior’ criticisms are valid. I’m not in a position to weigh in on the discussion, but I do acknowledge that it’s a problem in Hollywood. Still, the movie’s main draw isn’t the story, it’s the visuals. It does a damn good job of transporting you into a whole new world. Granted, I did have minor nitpicks about it. For starters, every creature felt like an ‘alienified’ version of an animal we have here on Earth. Second, it felt like the animals were made to be spectacles, rather than functional. It sort of takes me out of the movie when I’m thinking about how all these animals evolved to have some sort of biological neural link. There’s also this flying amphibian thing that rotates like a helicopter and I couldn’t help but think how disadvantageous it would’ve been for this creature to evolve with that trait. Another tiny nitpick I had was when Jake Sully has to fend for himself overnight and he makes a torch by dipping a stick in some sort of liquid. I don’t know how he knew that the goop was flammable, but I guess it doesn’t matter all too much. I thought a lot of the characters were one-dimensional, especially the villains. Sam Worthington’s Jake Sully was serviceable, but his bad acting really stood out next to Zoe Saldana’s brilliant performance as Neytiri. Usually, I’m critical of movies that go on for too long, but I didn’t feel the long runtime with this movie. The pacing felt great and everything scene seemed important to the overall story. I think the great script is to thank here and it’s impressive that James Cameron is the only writing credit. All in all, I can see why this movie was the number one highest-grossing film for the longest time. It’s not the most perfect movie, but it smartly marketed itself as the ultimate theater-going experience. It has amazing visuals, high-stakes set pieces, and genuinely makes you feel like you’ve been transported to another world. It’s crowd-pleasing and it's super fun if you don’t think too hard about it, which is easy to do with the visuals stealing so much of your focus. I will not make the same mistake of not watching the sequel in the theaters. I’ve already got my tickets to watch it in Dolby Cinema 3D and I cannot wait.
★★★★
Watched on December 30th, 2022
#Avatar#December#2009#Action#Science Fiction#Fantasy#Adventure#Mystery#PG-13#James Cameron#December 2022#4 stars
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Putting all of my Sly fics into one semi-unified timeline because I got bored
1868-1899
William "Tennessee Kid" Cooper is active as an outlaw across various states and territories within the continental United States
197x
"Cunning" Conner Cooper first meets Beatrice "Trixie" Fletcher, during a(n attempted) heist in Milan
1981
Carmelita Montoya Fox born to Zoe Fox Hayek and Antonio Montoya Vulpín
1984
Slytunkhamen "Sly" Cooper born to Conner Cooper and Trixie Cooper, née Fletcher. Murray the hippo born to unknown parents. Bentley the turtle born in a swamp.
1992
Cooper family home/farm/safehouse attacked by Fiendish Five, resulting in two deaths and an orphaning. Sly, Bentley and Murray first meet
2002
Sly and his friends defeat the Fiendish Five. Subsequently, he visits his parents' graves
Intertwined Tails: Carmelita confronts a grey-furred, ringtailed security guard
2002 (Omega Timeline)
Sly perishes while fighting Clockwerk.
September 23rd, 2003
Carmelita successfully apprehends Sly, albeit briefly, and learns a surprising personal fact for the first time
2003 (Gamma Timeline)
Inspector S. Cooper unsuccessfully attempts to apprehend Carmelita, and learns nothing
2004
Sly and his friends defeat the Klaww Gang, but temporarily disband in the aftermath
Unbeknownst to her 'colleagues', Neyla obtains a sample of Sly's fur from the Contessa's prison, and sets an unusual contingency plan into motion
IT: Sly helps Carmelita escape from Prague. Later, they discuss things during a post-adventure helicopter ride
2005
Sly and his friends defeat Doctor M (and a smorgasbord of other dirtbags), and once again disband, this time more permanently. Sly moves in with Carmelita, while Bentley settles down with his new girlfriend, Penelope. All is well
IT: Carmelita learns about Sly's unhealthy sleep patterns
2006
Penelope, for reasons which will never become fully clear, betrays the Gang, threatening the Cooper lineage under the guise of a new 'Black Knight' persona. Sly, who had been having trouble adjusting to his new domestic life, decides to deal with this problem without telling Carmelita. She (inevitably) discovers his duplicity and kicks him out, forcibly reverting the Gang to its globetrotting ways
2007
In the heretofore-unmentioned metropolis of Zootopia, rookie cop Judy Hopps and conmammal/ice-cream salesman/tax evader Nick Wilde uncover and foil a political conspiracy, getting two consecutive mayors arrested. Nick begins the process of becoming Judy's partner on the force
May 2008
During the mayoral election season, the world's new largest diamond is uncovered and brought to Zootopia. It becomes the target of both the Cooper Gang (echoing an achievement of Conner Cooper's) and another, hastily-assembled criminal gang. Nick and Judy aid Carmelita in protecting the diamond, while learning more about the Cooper Gang and resolving their own friction
Summer 2008-Autumn 2009
Having forged a strong bond in their week working together, Nick and Carmelita maintain a long-distance friendship
October 2009
Sly and the Gang attempt to finally apprehend Penelope, but the attempt fails badly and they, in desperation, take three separate "vacations". Sly travels to Zootopia, where Judy is happy to see him and Nick is not. However, mere hours after Sly's arrival, a non-living entity targets Nick and implicates him in a gruesome murder
December 3rd, 2009
To the shock of the world, particularly the Cooper Gang and Carmelita, Clockwerk attacks Zootopia in broad daylight. They, Nick and Judy, and young pilot James "Fox" McCloud Jnr. race to resolve the situation before more blood is spilled
2011 (Alpha Timeline)/2018 (Mu Timeline)/2017 (Rho Timeline)/201x (??? Timeline)
Sly, Carmelita, Nick and Judy share an enjoyable evening
2011
Beatrice Zoe "B" Fox-Cooper is born to Sly Cooper and Carmelita Montoya Fox
IT: Sly and Carmelita, assisted by Bentley and Murray, handle a job in Madagascar
2012
IT: Sly and Carmelita have their first out-of-the-house date as new parents
20xx (Delta timeline)
Sly journeys into the mythical Kingdom of Monsters and steals the crown of its ruler. He and Carmelita, who naturally followed him, are beset by the Royal Guard
2017 (Mu timeline)
During an undercover operation, Nick and Judy run into Sly, also in disguise. Judy handles the objective while Nick and Sly distract their host, and each other
2022
Sly and Carmelita, raising their daughter in a quiet North American town, are attacked by Elyna, a half-clone of Neyla using Sly's DNA as the 'father'.
IT: Sly and Carmelita discuss vacationing to Paris with their two daughters
The last point on the main timeline, and the perfect place to conclude this post
2022 (Dreamworks timeline)
Carmelita investigates a recent major crime in Los Angeles, taking her concerns directly to Governor Diane Foxington. The little details, they bother her
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