Svetlana x Zoey!!!! They do parkour in the woods!!!
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i’m the biggest zoelana truther on the planet. if zoelana only has one fan that fan is me. if it has zero fans i am no longer alive. to me it is canon and i dont care what anyone says. also what if they were t4t aaaaaand post
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what are your opinions on the DEH ships? (treebros/convan, conguel, kleinsen, galaxygals/zolana, bandtrees/zoevan, kleinphy, etc! any/all you feel like talking about :P)
oo good question okay this might be sorta long idk yet ig we'll see lol (not ordered):
treebros: I don't really like treebros. I mean it's not necessarily bad, but since it's the biggest ship next to zoe and evan it's feels sorta watered down (if that makes sense). also I feel like connor and evan would only be friends because of their dynamic. but again, it's not a bad ship, so overall a 6.5/10
conguel (which I call hawaiian pizza bagels apparently): definitely my favourite like.. canon ship. higher up the list yk? yeah the two of them had their moments but they were just trying to get through life- they're definitely more fit for each other unlike treebros. 8/10 cause it's a ship that makes sense and is underrated
kleinsen: I mean.. it's kleinsen. I like kleinsen but It could go 50/50 depending how you look at it. I don't know if they would be the best or worst couple ever, it's complicated. I see why people ship it cause I'm a sarcastic lil shit so I see the standpoint here but it's questionable too. 7.2/10 for the effort and also because it's the ship I have the most headcanons for
bandtrees/zoevan: nope. its a no from me. I dont like this one. I mean it makes sense why people ship them but in the context of the show, it's a pretty toxic relationship. I think if evan was dating zoe legitimately unlike the connor stuff in the show, they could totally work out... but here we are. 3/10 because the events from deh not happening gives it redeeming points
galaxygals/zolana: I haven't really dabbled into this one, so can't give you much here, BUT I think there's a high high possibility for them two working out, especially after the events of the connor project. I like the idea and I'm for it. 7/10.
kleinphy: only a no because I feel like they would be at each other's throats or dead if they were dating. BUT I do think they could work better than treebros. their love language is straight up bullying each other. 6/10
idk what else there is so take these last two you didn't mention:
kleinguel: it's an interesting concept for sure. its a maybe, but since they have no dynamic at all, they haven't even met, and we don't know a lot about either character theres not much I can say. But and interesting ship nonetheless.. so I'm split 5/10
...zoe and connor: I DIDNT KNOW PEOPLE WERE WEIRD LIKE THAT. THEY ARE SIBLINGS. I SAW ONE TIKTOK ONCE AND NOW I'M FLINGING OFF THE WALLS. -1000000000/10, ABSOLUTELY NOT.
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Connor: so what’s it like dating my sister?
Alana: she once referred to sand as “heterosexual glitter”
Connor: …
Alana: i love her so much
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Gymnasts retire in their late teens or early 20s most of the time and teenagers are allowed in the olympics in most countries, where are some of you getting the idea that Svetlana is like 40s. Something something you guys just want any excuse to bar trans women from shipping especially with other women something something
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Zoey
Sexuality Headcanon:
straight or mayyyyyybe bi but i really see her as straight most of the time
Gender Headcanon:
cis girl
A ship I have with said character:
not an active shipper but i don't have anything against zoke. also think zolana is cute
A BROTP I have with said character:
her and cam!
A NOTP I have with said character:
gwoey for reasons i stated in a previous ask
A random headcanon:
insists her eyes are hazel when they're obviously brown
General Opinion over said character:
so very complicated.
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