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Sometimes fiction doesn’t have a moral to the story. Sometimes fiction points at something and goes “Ever thought about THAT???” And you look at what it’s pointing at for a bit.

#writing #art

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Two Women, Joseph Christian Leyendecker

#vintage lesbians #j c leyendecker #i didn't know leyendecker did lesbians as well! #waistcoats #art

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bilf (book i'd like to finish)

#books #reading

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#top hat because it's right there #hats #polls #friends

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why don't people in zombie apocalypse stories ever just wear suits of armor? you think any zombie is gonna get their shitty rotting jaws through this?

I'm gonna rip and tear my way through the zombie apocalypse completely unharmed because none of the undead hoards will be able to get through my plate mail

#maybe that's what i'll read at work next #zombies #armour #bicycles #mark twain

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Art nouveau, appartement à Barcelone

#welp #new unattainable ideal discovered #art nouveau #stained glass

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#lace #wwii #fibre arts #art

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guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn't figure out why it was happening

#not all heroes wear capes #wikipedia #*dies laughing*

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Hey tumblr

I miss having local friends. Except that I realized I probably do have local friends, they're just in my phone. And I'm not sure which of you are close.

So if you have been here long enough for me to recognize your username, which is pretty likely, and you are in or near the Toronto area, and you would like to have actual in-person tea with me sometime soon, please show up in my DMs. We can talk about queer history. It will be chill, I promise.

#this is specifically not just for mutuals #i recognize lots of you who i don't follow #and i probably think you're neat

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#oof #self portrait #kitty! #writing #art

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If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

#tea and biscuits #and then grudgingly raisin bread with peanut butter so i'm not a raging asshole at work #food #tea

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by chasingtheshiftinglight

#i love the thing where the sky is dark but the trees in front of it are still in sunlight #landscapes

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I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

#architecture

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"Girl in pink dress" by Laura Wheeler Waring 1927

#laura wheeler waring #1920s #pretty #art

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#i feel like avalanches would be hard to stage? #opera #polls

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do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

#it's 11:24pm and i should put the phone down and change into my pyjamas #life #go to sleep vi