whystudywhenicanmeme

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My client explaining to me why they’re not vaccinated after a 30 minute consult in the back of the courtroom...

#litigation #vaccine #covid #hoax #brooklyn 99 #science #Andy Samberg #court #lawyer #lawblr #zoom court

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Still an option. 

Up for grabs

If you are a law school student, or a lawyer, and are genuinely funny (or what passes for it on the internet), and want to run this account message me. I’m over it. 

Conditions: you’re funny (see above); you create original content; you never repost anyone else’s content (the world is full of those people); you never promote anything or try to monetize these followers (they put up with enough of that shit on the internet); you don’t take yourself too seriously (but also don’t abuse minority groups for cheap laughs, because fuck you).

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Still true.

Stopping by to see an professor from undergrad who doesn’t recognize me anymore

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Me, when my paralegal is on vacation I have have to do anything on my own.

#what? #lawblr #paralegal #adulting #associate #Big Law #incompetent #lawyering

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Testing administration responses when recent law grads bring up extending Diploma Privlege or some safe exam scenario

#diploma privilege #dp #UBE #MCLE #MCATS #GRE #SAT #Covid Class #lawblr #LSAT #bar exam

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Being the only associate that knows how to use all of the teleconference platforms 

#sherlock #associate #biglaw #teleconference #telecommute #zoom #partner #lawblr #tech support #law school #mr. sex

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All the government lawyers and defense counsel being ordered to appear everyday in court while biglaw folks are doing appellate arguments in their underwear

#attorney general #public defender #biglaw #lawyer #lawblr #covid-19 #WTF #obama #WFH #zoom

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When people cross the street to get away from me I just assume it’s social distancing 

#WFH #social distancing #smell funny #grey sweatpants #lawblr #lawyer #covidiot #shower

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When the whole administrative staff is out due to COVID-19 and I have to do my own filing

#filing #lawyer #attorneyproblems #covid-19 #telecommute #law #lawblr #will smith #fresh prince #coronavirus #secretary

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listening to my client on cross examination 

#lawblr #lawyer #trial #litigation #law school #lord have mercy

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Starting my closing argument after getting killed in the trial. 

#trial lawyer #litigation #closing #bruce lee #jury trial #lawyer #lawblr #legal jobs #3L #law clerk

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Watching opposing counsel talk over the judge during her ruling.

#trial lawyer #trial #wow #watch and learn #litigation #lawblr #attorney #advocate

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When a partner complements my brief

#IRL #sarah silverman #nailedit #lawyer #lawblr #lawyers #Big Law #3l #law school

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Finishing up closing argument like

#closing #hasan minhaj #COngress #mic drop #oral argument #attorney #lawblr #3lol #litigation

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When a client asks for a liability assessment

#liability #torts #frankenstein #lawblr #lawyer #risk assessment

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How partners looks at anyone who suggests maternity leave be expanded

#patriarchy #burning bras #feminism #feminist #freedom #bras #partner #lawblr #lawyer #biglaw #FMLA #FML #women in the workplace

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We all have that friend who’s only contribution to every legal/client issue is:

#lawblr #lawyer #daydrinking #real housewives #law school #3lol #2L