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z9c03 · 1 year
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Y/N annoying wanda : we should definitely have kids
Wanda : Kids? Y/N were 16
Y/N : So is that a yes or a no?
Natasha looking at Y/N : YOUR 16!
Y/N : So? This is wanda maximoff.. She’s a goddess.
Y/N looking back at the witch : I can get you a ring aswell *Y/N winks before getting onto one knee*
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z9c03 · 1 year
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*Y/N taking her kids to Lizzie’s set*
Y/N : Lizzie.. The blan B’s are here
Lizzie : They are our son’s, call them by their names
Y/N : make up and drunk sex. Is that better?
Lizzie : CHASE AND CHARLIE!
Y/N : Same difference
*Scarlett and chris E giggling*
Charlie : Mama said she would take us to go seen some girls.. Wanna come auntie scarly?
Chase : also, What are boobies? Mama keeps telling us that she loves them
*Lizzie looks at Y/N while scarlett and chris are dying of laughter*
Y/N :
Lizzie :
*Y/N squeezes Lizzie’s boobies before running towards hemsworth and screaming*
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z9c03 · 1 year
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Kiss, marry and kill
Summary : Tony and Y/N are playing kiss marry and kill. But Y/N is a massive simp for a familiar red head
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Tony : Kiss, marry and kill?
Y/N : Um..
Y/N :
Y/N : Kiss wanda, Marry wanda
Wanda : Kill?
*Pietro stands up, Y/N pulls out a pocket knife and stands up aswell*
Y/N : kill anyone who stands in my way.
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