2ndbyteofapp1e

[2ndbyteofapp1e]

I am urgently looking for someone to commission me. Full body flat color for 50€ instead of 55 (Paypal only) I need 50 ASAP to buy an incubator for the quail eggs (they sell it at a discounted price but it's only temporarily).

If you want to help the project and donate instead of commissioning, don't hesitate to donate on my ko-fi (special donator updates on there too about the quail eggs and the radio make over into Alastor's radio)

#ooc #promo

[2ndbyteofapp1e]

~~~~~~~~~~~~~Self Promo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Introductions, Guidelines, Muses Here

Follow/Like @hh-hb-lonelydemon-rp

#ooc #promo #hazbin hotel rp #hazbin rp #hazbin hotel

[2ndbyteofapp1e]

► reblog to let your mutuals know that... YOUR RP BLOG IS NOT TIME-SENSITIVE!

...That there is NO time limit or expiration date on asks, memes or threads.

...That your partners NEVER need to feel they have to apologise for not responding to a thread or ask yet.

...That you welcome replies to "OLD" threads and memes, even if they've been sitting quietly untouched for weeks or months.

...That there is NEVER any pressure or obligation for your partners to reply until they feel the drive and enthusiasm to do so.

...That YOU will happily respond to things at YOUR OWN leisure, and you would like your partners to feel comfortable doing the same.

Not everybody enjoys running their blog this way and that's a-okay. But removing the idea that RP interactions are something that can "expire" or that the asks in your inbox have an unspoken "due-date", takes the pressure off of both your partners and yourself and can help bust feelings of stress/anxiety from the hobby. Reblog to let your partners know that you're just jazzed to receive new writing from them, whenever it comes.

#ooc #I have been. So inactive

[2ndbyteofapp1e]

canon divergent / semi-selective / lit. / minors dni

All those empty rooms, we could have been anywhere, anywhere else. Instead I made a bed with apathy, my heart knew the weight. Ten years' worth of dust and neglect, we made our peace with weariness and let it be.

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What's the gospel of eve, and how is that relevant?

"A text of New Testament apocrypha created in honor of, and advocated for by my love, Eve. It's a text that promotes free fuckin' love, baby. It was awesome and then some shithead prudes decided it wasn't to the liking of their boring-ass worldview. Completely lost to Earth, now. I say fuck 'em. Bring it back!"

#answered #anonymous #hazbin hotel rp #hazbin rp #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin hotel

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hey check out this super cool art @therainbowinhell just drew of my Lute undercover in Hell :D

#ooc

[2ndbyteofapp1e]

Wait. Are you and Lute fucking? Isn’t that against the Bible or some shit?

"No, here, let me find the passage."

He reaches into his robes, as if to find his copy of the scripture. He makes a surprised face, pausing. He whips out his hand, now flipping you the bird. A nasty smirk scrawled across his face.

"Someone hasn't read the Gospel of Eve. Unlike Lucy's girl, my wife knew what the fuck was up."

#answered #anonymous #hazbin rp #hazbin hotel rp #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin hotel

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Don’t you do anything else BUT eat? No wonder Sera scolds you all the time.

"I do a very important job. I am literally Heaven's Ambassador in Hell. It's not the best fucking gig, because when I have to go down in person, I end up smellin' like eggs and sulfur and shit, but...it's needed. My position is warranted. And I'm tired of you all acting like Sera is my fucking mom or something. It's...complicated. So y'all need to do some fucking off."

He takes a deep breath, letting it out slowly. A grin forms on his face.

"Also, fatshaming? Get a better fucking insult."

#answered #anonymous #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin hotel rp #hazbin rp

[2ndbyteofapp1e]

Pretty surprised you and Lute aren’t down in Hell. You two definitely deserve to be.

"Oh, this shit again."

He sighed, rolling his eyes. Felt like he got one of these anonymous messages every week, telling him how he "deserves" some horrible fate for like. What exactly? The exterminations? Sinners weren't exactly doing anything important down in that fucking cesspool. Being sluts? Addicts? Abusers? And he was scolded for culling them? C'mon, now.

"Listen, bud. Everyone in my DMs acts like they have a fucking theology degree, telling motherfucking Adam that he doesn't belong in Heaven. 'And his little Exorcist, too'! Don't you have a better place to make an ass of yourself?"

#answered #anonymous #hazbin hotel rp #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin hotel #hazbin rp

[2ndbyteofapp1e]

You are allowed to send antagonizing anons about my muse

(i was gonna put this on my rp blog last night, but i decided to make it a post on here so anyone else who likes antagonistic anons can reblog it as well without borking my notifs)

people are allowed to send anons about what goes on on my blog and the circle of blogs that interact with me, this includes trying to get under my muses skin or tell them the hard truths about what is happening, or even about their fellow friends and enemies!

berate them for putting up with something dumb, point out flaws in someone's story, mention how something they believe is not the truth, do it, have fun!

just be sure that the antagonistic anon you sent is directed at the muse, not the mun, and make sure to read the rules of the blog you wish to send anons to, some antagonizing might be seen as godmodding and will go unanswered or blocked.

#ooc #ALWAYS bother Adam #hes fun to write mad

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Adam was cocky, but seeing his second in command try to shrug off a wound like that was too much. He knew that angel biology was sturdier than that of a mortal human's, and he had had centuries to attempt to unlearn things that he had discovered in life, but old habits died hard.

"It looks fuckin' gnarly, Lute. You need to cover that shit up."

Of course, it would be a perfectly aesthetic treatment. Even if bacteria and viruses did exist in Heaven, Heavenborn blood was practically a disinfectant. Lute did not have to fear sepsis, or any other sort of nasty born of Earth or Hell. Skin always healed flawlessly up here as well. It'd take something major, like losing a limb, to leave a permanent mark on one of his soldiers.

"Let me go grab something to wrap it up with..."

Lute is currently cleaning off her spears .

Adam takes a seat beside her, throwing his battle-axe guitar onto the table. The cutting edges look dull and the entire weapon is splattered in the blood of sinners. He procures a wet rag from a bucket on the floor and begins wiping the golden surface down, staining the white cloth red. He watches his second in command care for her own gear. A spear seemed decently easier to clean. He'd be jealous, if his own instrumsnt of war wasn't so bitchin'.

"Awesome job out there, Lute. Really fuckin' lived up to your nickname tonight. Pretty sure your kill count hit the 300s."

It hadn't exactly been difficult to hit a new record. As much as the exterminations were about quelling rebellion, Hell WAS getting overpopulated. You could wind up to slaughter one demon, just to chop one behind you in half. It was that bad.

#answered #hazbin rp #hazbin hotel rp #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin hotel #exorcistlieutenant #hazbin hotel lute

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His hand quickly moved to her side as he leaned in close to her ear. She could feel Adam's breath on her neck as he spoke.

"We have forty minutes, now. What if we practiced a fuckin'...thought experiment. I don't think you understand why winners do the things we do."

His hand snaked down her ribs as he lifted his other hand, a golden glow forming around both it and the office's door handle. Lute heard a 'click' as the entrance was locked again. This time, no one else had the key. Zero interruptions. His palm eventually landed on her hip as he pulled her even closer, to the point their legs were against each other. Adam's smile dropped, becoming much more sober.

"If you don't want this, tell me. But...I've seen the way you look at me, that gilded blush in your cheeks when we train...Shit, thinking about me must mess you up something fierce, huh? Never seen anything else do that to you."

He chuckles, drumming his fingers on her waist.

"What happens next is up to you, sweetheart."

@2ndbyteofapp1e said: 😰 "Aw, what the fuck Lute!?"

Send a 😰 for my muse to walk in and catch yours masturbating.

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Lute froze partly through the doorway when she realized what he was doing, her wings fluffing up in embarrassment for a second and her face flushing bright gold even as an expression of slight annoyance spread across it. "Oh, for- seriously, Sir? In your office?" She asked in a deadpan voice, rolling her eyes as she began to turn away. "In the middle of the fucking day? What do you mean, what the fuck?"

#nsfw #dangert1ts #adam talks

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Well, this was surely a sight. The bright glare bouncing off of the metallic bark of the trees was otherworldly, unlike anything Adam had ever seen before. He was hoping for a spruce or ebony to craft an instrument, but he'd have to inspect this new, strange flora and see if it would make a decent substitute. That would be later, however. His human curiosity had been piqued by these plants.

"Wow...I've never seen anything like this. Ever..."

He ran his hands over a glittering vine curled around a silver trunk, cupping a large, crystalline bunch of berries in his palm. They were pleasantly cool to the touch. Everything in Heaven was so...comfortable. He wasn't used to it, and was unsure if he ever would be.

"I know I promised something but...can we walk around for a bit, Lily? I need a bit."

@2ndbyteofapp1e | closed starter

Lily had a wide, giddy smile on her face as she landed on the path of cloud, the relatively young angel still barely in belief that she had been assigned as a guide to the first human. She folded her wings against her back, walking up the path to the place that he'd been given to live in and pausing in front of the door for a moment. Lily moved to quickly smooth down her dress a bit and wrestle her excited grin to a calmer smile before lifting a hand to knock.

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((Just another reminder that I like and follow from @thegilettemindrazer ! Recently added that important tidbit to my bio, and I apologize for any confusion that lack of information caused!))

#ooc #I'm sowwy 👉👈

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Do y’all ever read your partner’s reply and it’s just… so beautiful, so well-crafted, you really just have to sit back, and read it a couple more times, and wonder how in the heck you got so lucky to write with someone THIS talented??

#ooc #<3

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basically the whole bible happens to me daily

#ooc #shit he'd say

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RPers, please reblog this if you’re okay with ICONLESS threads!

#ooc #please god he doesnt have a lot to pick