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@talubld Continued from X

"You still won't approach me, hmm?" The legendary had no reason to, but Will didn't feel right just throwing the treat at them.

Instead Will gave a wave of his hand, a light blue glow surrounding the ice cream bar before it slowly floated over to Suicine. It stopped just in front of the legendary, as if tempting them to take it.

#talubld #Muse: Will #“How To Tame Your Suicune”

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will. in his presence there's the chill of a northerly wind brushing gently through the air. while the beast doesn't show its physical form yet, hidden within fluid waves of the air, its noticeable he's not alone. it's a familiar feeling, one spoken about for many generations and one felt by the psychic master once before.

it has sought them out for a particular reason. it doesn't repeat meetings unless for good reason and it believes this meeting is justifiable for the memories of their last encounter weights on its mind.

and stomach, for it remembers that... klondike bar once handed to it. it wants it again, will, and it's making that want well known.

(I wanted to send sillies :3)

He could feel the presence of the legendary the moment the northerly wind brushed against his face. It seemed that this one took a liking to him, a fact that he would be sure to bring up to Eusine when they next meet.

However, as he looked down to the lone, unwrapped klondike bar in his hands, the psychic knew it was not meant to be.

"...fiiiine. But you owe me."

#talubld #Muse: Will #Will vc: I got a legendary addicted to ice cream bars Ho Oh help us

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It’s Sinday! Whisper in my muses ear what you want to do with them...

And my muse will indicate whether they are keen or not.

Who knows you may find a new ship…

#ooc #please specify muse #dash games

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more cringy dirty & flirty pick-up lines sentence starters

this is extremely self-indulgent, don't mind me lmfao. feel free to use these for whatever you want and change any details that need to be.

❝ you're so hot, my zipper is falling for you. ❞ ❝ i love my bed, but i'd rather be in yours. ❞ ❝ nice outfit. it'd look even better if it were on my bedroom floor. ❞ ❝ roses are red, violets are fine. you be the six, and i'll be the nine. ❞ ❝ do you have any room for an extra tongue in your mouth? ❞ ❝ if you're feeling down, i can feel you up. ❞ ❝ my ideal body weight is yours on mine. ❞ ❝ your belt looks really tight. can i loosen it for you? ❞ ❝ there are 206 bones in your body. think you can handle another one? ❞ ❝ let's play carpenter so i can nail you. ❞ ❝ i'd tell you a joke about my dick, but ... it's too long. ❞ ❝ hey, i might be wasted, but the condom in my pocket doesn't have to be. ❞ ❝ i may not go down in history, but i'll go down on you. ❞ ❝ you must be a chicken farmer because you know exactly how to raise my cock. ❞ ❝ sorry, what's your name again? i want to get it right when i shout it later. ❞ ❝ you must be an elevator because i want to go up and down on you all day. ❞ ❝ i'd love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. and the ones on your face. ❞ ❝ if you were a toe, i'd bang you on every wall, table, and chair in this bar. ❞ ❝ sit on my lap, and let's talk about the first thing that pops up. ❞ ❝ do you work for UPS? 'cause you've got a fantastic package. ❞ ❝ want to play a game? i'll be the squirrel, you be the tree, and i'll bust a nut in your hole. ❞ ❝ your legs are like an oreo cookie. i wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle. ❞ ❝ i bet i can touch your belly button ... from the inside. ❞ ❝ how do you feel about doing some math in the bedroom? all you need to do is add me, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and we can multiply. ❞ ❝ remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later. ❞ ❝ my doctor told me i have a vitamin d deficiency. wanna go back to my place and save me? ❞ ❝ if i flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head? ❞ ❝ my dick's been feeling a little dead lately. wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth? ❞ ❝ i'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight. ❞ ❝ is your name medusa? because the moment you look at me, i get rock hard. ❞ ❝ can you tell me what time your legs open, please? ❞ ❝ are you a rubix cube? because the more i play with you the harder you get. ❞ ❝ you look too god for a pickup line, so let's cut to the chase — wanna fuck? ❞

#nsft #Please specify muse! #Why do I see Will and/or Reiji uttering over half of these

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"The lore states that, if one does not do their taxes, then one does not eat.

Thus saith the lore."

╰ ☆ ✧ —@a-hell-of-a-lot-of-muses asked: “   I don’t study; I consult the lore. ” (Nate)

↳ -: ☆ ( EVEN MORE ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED COMEDIC RELIEF ) ☆ :-

˗ˏˋ *ㅤ★ㅤ‿︵ㅤ˗ˏˋㅤ❛ㅤIs that what you call it ? The LORE ?ㅤ❜

⊱ ★ ⊰ㅤ˗ˏˋㅤ𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒄𝒉𝒊𝒍𝒅 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒂𝒔𝒌; practically hovering over the man as he was over a mess of books and papers. This must have been the fabled LOREㅤ—ㅤbut it just looked like a bunch of work to them !

⊱ ★ ⊰ㅤ˗ˏˋㅤ❛ㅤWhat does the LORE say ?ㅤ❜

#theircurse #Muse: Nathaniel Hawthorne #crack #queue #((I was going to go with him talking about the bible but this was honestly funnier))

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((A couple of notes:

I owe a fair amount of replies, and will be getting to them when I am able. However, I have been rp'ing in another rpc as of late on my sideblog, so all my focus/attention has been there. This means that my main blog will be taking a backseat for a bit/will be less of a priority.

When I do get to my replies they will be placed into a queue!))

#ooc #tbd

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He simply smirked, not saying a word. He didn't believe her for a second, but rather than debate the point, Wizardmon strolled over to the nearest machine and put a few coins in it. To his surprise, the coins were accepted and the game activated.

"It seems it's time."

"Well, I don't just play with string for nothing you know, like some little kitten. I'm always ready for something."

Right, she doesn't just play with toys for fun...god forbid.

"You usually do!"

#sayonaradumbass #Muse: Wizardmon #queue

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😂 Ok no offense but who the heck would vote fried chicken over a pic of morning Reiji??? Thas just a missed opportunity right there chief

#ooc #utapri #utapri shining live #reiji kotobuki

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"...you mean Kari ended up in another world entirely?" He wasn't aware that wormholes and portals not linked to the digital world could appear in this one.

How interesting.

"If these kids could find a wormhole, they would, and have. They're bait for weird things-- mine is, anyway. They were more...sort of a you situation-- another world."

#sayonaradumbass #Muse: Wizardmon #queue

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((It's that time of year: Spring Cleaning.

I have decided to remove some of my muses from this blog due to lack of interest/muse.

The muses being removed are:

Hirotsu (BSD, secondary) HG Wells (BSD, guest) Jules Verne (BSD, guest) Peter White (HNKNA, guest)

Muses that are being moved to guest/request only until further notice:

Screwllum (HSR) (I prefer to wait until he's released before taking him up again as a muse)

List may be updated in the future.

Also: For anyone following me from The Owl House fandom: I have lost interest in the series and my muse for Alador is very weak to non existent, so I have no plans to bring him out for threads anytime soon.))

#ooc #tbd

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"I see. That will definitely work," he said, more to himself than the individual helping him. The voices seemed to agree, and without hesitation Nathaniel turned to head in that direction.

"Thank you for your assistance," he said, giving the other a nod of his head.

It was time to set to work.

Cobalt pointed down the street. "Yea. Down the road here and take a left. It's not one of those churches you see in a small town, you know with the giant cross on top. Guy turned an old office building into a church."

#lycanspirited #Muse: Nathaniel Hawthorne #((I think we're good to wrap this up? I lost motivation and ideas to continue it.)) #queue

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((For any of my moots who play!))

#ooc #tbd

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((Also: Rika in PokeMas makes me <3333

Lesbians eating well this week.))

#ooc #tbd

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((Happy Lesbian Visibility Week! Father has seen me! (She came home first pull!)))

#ooc #tbd #Torn between her weapon and Lyney since I don't have him yet

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😂 Ok no offense but who the heck would vote fried chicken over a pic of morning Reiji??? Thas just a missed opportunity right there chief

#ooc #utapri #utapri shining live #reiji kotobuki #I'm in tears

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((Works sucks so replies will come this weekend!))

#ooc #tbd #Or Thursday night/Friday depending on my energy levels