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dog #1 is nervous for the big show, dog #2 comforts him
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"Oh- It's Perrine Madison, sir. But just Perrine is alright. Though I have friends who just call me "PM". Perrine says with a small laugh, "You know, like "private message"? I think it's rather clever so if I were to have any kind of cover name, it would be that."
She’ll do well, if you letter’
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Perrine’s smile widens, resisting the urge to jump for joy to maintain an aura of professionalism.
“Thank you so much, Inspector Ingleton. I look forward to working with you.” Perrine says as she takes Pembrooke’s hand and gives a firm shake, delighted to be accepted.
“I look forward to it as well.” he says as he rises to his feet.  “I can likely give you a quick tour of the place…though some parts are going to have to wait for the last bit of background clearances.  Procedure stuff.  But! I can at least show you the important places like the main offices, the cells, garage, the break-room with all the goodies…sadly there is no more tiger on the tour…that will have to wait till the dormitory tour. Hee hee hee…” The way he says it sounds like he’s joking and yet… Pembrooke gets up and starts leading Perrine through the corridors, pointing out some of the various doors as confiscated goods, some of the labs, the gun range, the kennels and the stables and such.  Considering the background check he had seen so far, the inspector was pretty confident she wasn’t an agent for one of the gangs looking to get a scope on the building.  Either that, or she was impeccably good at her job so kudos. At some point he’d show her to the requisition room to help grab a few uniforms.  “I realize you’ll be undercover most times, but never hurts to have one and a badge just in case you know miss…” there is a pause as the name eludes him.  “I meant to ask, do you have a preference for how you’d like to be called.  Or have you considered a cover name while on the clock?”
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Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!
Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige
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Our glow up!! Got that extra attention, love and care today. 😍🥰😘 #lookyoungagain ——————————————————————— #kofuandbella #grooming #Samoyed #samoieda #samoyedo #samoyedsofinstagram #alaskanmalamute #malamute #malamutesofinstagram #fluffy #fuzzyface #happy #squeakyclean #snowdog #nomoremats #smellgood (at The Spaw) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bso_6hEH2am/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=18qzy1cnmgz8g
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whenever I’m traveling i always get tripped out at the fact that this is someone’s actual hometown like they know every back road and how to get everywhere and they’ve probably had tons of memories in this city
but I’m just someone passing by
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Perrine's smile widens, resisting the urge to jump for joy to maintain an aura of professionalism.
"Thank you so much, Inspector Ingleton. I look forward to working with you." Perrine says as she takes Pembrooke's hand and gives a firm shake, delighted to be accepted.
She’ll do well, if you letter’
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Perrine scans the papers, making sure to be as thorough as she can with it and nods. All the basic stuff, sounds good, no problem. She’s sure she can handle such a job, otherwise she wouldn’t have applied for it in the first place.
But oh! A dormitory sounds rather interesting.
“A dorm, huh?” She says. If sensitive information is what she’ll be dealing with, then having a sort of second home where she can keep all that separate from her personal life sounds perfect. Perrine skims through the documents and finally looks up,
“I’d like that! I feel like that might help me be more organized with my work. Not to mention, a nice way to get to know fellow officers as well.” She says with a smile.
He nods. “The idea for the dormitory was one part safety in numbers in a location we can secure…but also to sort of help bridge comradely and friendships between officers.  I suppose it is a hopeful optimism on my part, but I imagine being able to see one’s fellows officers as friends and not just the coworker you see two hours a day will help forge bonds.” A pause.  “The organization aspect is rather helpful too.  Especially for officers who deal with undercover operations.  In any event, I highly recommend having a small unit for a just in case.” Organizing the papers, the inspector gives a warm smile.  “We can work out some schedules since you mentioned an interest in keeping your mail-work employment as well.  And start setting you up in the system.  Chances are your first few weeks are going to be rather boring…” as he says this, he knocks on the wooden desk.  “…will likely just have you work alongside other agents as you get used to everything.” With that, he stretches out his hand to her.  “That all said, welcome aboard! If you have any questions yourself, by all means ask away.”
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(Ok how many of the muns in this group are bottoms cause like almost all of you keyboard smash lmao)
((I’LL HAVE U KNO I’m a switch
but also All of us basically, dont let anyone else try to tell you otherwise))
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Send me a number!
1:Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now?
2:Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?
3:If your significant other smoked pot, would you care?
4:Do you find it easy to trust others?
5:What were you doing at 11PM last night?
6:You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?
7:What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?
8:Are you close with your dad?
9:I bet you kissed someone last night, right?
10:What are you listening to?
11:You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it?
12:Do you like hickeys?
13:What time do you go to bed?
14:Is there someone who continuously lets you down?
15:Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?
16:Do you always answer your texts?
17:Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?
18:When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
19:Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?
20:What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
21:Is anyone else in the room with you?
22:Do you believe what goes around comes around?
23:Were you happier four months ago than you are now?
24:Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?
25:In the past week, have you cried?
26:What colour is the shirt you are wearing?
27:Do people ever call you by your last name?
28:Is anyone ignoring you right now?
29:Do you have a best friend?
30:Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?
31:Who was your last call/text message from?
32:Are you mad at anyone?
33:Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
34:How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday?
35:How many more days until your birthday?
36:Do you have any summer plans yet?
37:Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex?
38:Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?
39:Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?
40:Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
41:Do you think age matters in relationships?
42:Are you available?
43:How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended?
44:If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?
45:Do you believe exes can be friends?
46:Do you regret anything?
47:Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?
48:Did you ever lose a best friend?
49:Was your last kiss a mistake?
50:Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?
51:Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?
52:Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?
53:What was the last thing you ate?
54:Did you get any compliments today?
55:Where are you going on your next vacation?
56:Do you own anything from other countries?
57:Are most of your friend guys or girls?
58:Where have you lived most of your life?
59:When was the last time you took a long drive?
60:Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?
61:Have you ever TPd someone’s house?
62:Who do you text the most?
63:What was the last movie you saw?
64:What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex?
65:How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2011?
66:Is the last person you kissed younger than you?
67:Do you curse around your parents?
68:Are you happy with where you live?
69:Picture of yourself?
70:Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships?
71:Have you ever been dumped?
72:What do you most like about making out?
73:Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with?
74:When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other?
75:What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive?
76:Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed?
77:Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?
78:Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name?
79:What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face?
80:Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already?
81:Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you?
82:Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush?
83:Do you miss your last sweetie?
84:Last time you slow danced with someone?
85:Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met?
86:How can I win your heart?
87:What is your astrological sign?
88:What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
89:Do you cook?
90:Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication?
91:If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship?
92:Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly?
93:What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest?
94:Name four things that you wish you had!
95:Are you a player?
96:Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day?
97:Are you a tease?
98:Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr?
99:Have you ever been deeply in love with someone?
100:Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with?
101:Hugs or Kisses?
102:Are you too shy to ask someone out?
103:The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
104:Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe?
105:If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was in relationship, would you go for it?
106:Do you flirt a lot?
107:Your last kiss?
108:Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2012?
109:Have you kissed anyone in the past month?
110:If you could kiss anyone who would it be?
111:Do you know who you’ll kiss next?
112:Does someone like you currently?
113:Do you currently have feelings for anyone?
114:Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
115:Ever made out with just a friend?
116:Are you happier single or in a relationship?
117:Your own question that you want me to answer. Just write it.
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.... Why are there a lot more frog stuff than usual today??
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Hey, why is it you don’t even try to look me in the eyes? Why? You’ll probably just say,“I can’t even bear to look at you,” I’m sure. 
Alright then,But just who was it… who made me into this kind of woman? You know, I’ve been waiting for you to chase after me this entire time. We’ve finally met after so long, but you’re not going to make love to me? Come now. Ahh.It’s time we start our lives anew; everything you’ve caused is your own fault! I don’t get it – what is happiness, really? Which time was that supposed to have been? What a pain; shall I scatter my brains and guts all about just to show you? Take a nice, hard look…
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Perrine scans the papers, making sure to be as thorough as she can with it and nods. All the basic stuff, sounds good, no problem. She’s sure she can handle such a job, otherwise she wouldn’t have applied for it in the first place. 
But oh! A dormitory sounds rather interesting. 
“A dorm, huh?” She says. If sensitive information is what she’ll be dealing with, then having a sort of second home where she can keep all that separate from her personal life sounds perfect. Perrine skims through the documents and finally looks up,
“I’d like that! I feel like that might help me be more organized with my work. Not to mention, a nice way to get to know fellow officers as well.” She says with a smile.
She’ll do well, if you letter’
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Perrine listened intently as Pembrooke explained and nods. She can see how being a civilian dressed officer can ease her into working with the law, and is she could continue doing her deliveries as well then she had no complaints whatsoever.
“I can work with that, inspector.” She says, “Sounds like a good way for me to get started and learn the ropes.”
Perrine thinks hard on Pembrooke’s question, tapping lightly on her cup. “As for martial expertise, I’ve taken martial arts classes before if that counts. I assure you, I didn’t apply for the job without preparing any means of self defense training. ”
“Excellent.  I expect that will be a good start, most things can be learned and practiced upon as you go.”   Pulling out some papers, Pembrooke slides them over to her.  They look like what one would expect in regards to a job contract.  Some non-disclosure agreements that pretty much equate to ‘keep cases confidential, don’t tell the press things without permission, if you get caught accepting bribes or telling case secrets that’s going to be real bad k’.  Things one would expect from a job that involves very sensitive information. “There will likely be a couple entrance tests. Mostly physical tests like running an obstacle course and getting looked over by a doctor for a clean bill of health.  As well as some basic codes of conduct and rules.  Though I expect that will not be that much of a surprise.” You hold out another paper. “An optional thing for you to consider is if you would prefer to live within a dormitory set up for the local law enforcement.  It comes as part of your officer package, though I will understand since you are doing more covert work if you would rather not live in Cop Central.  The option will remain open to you should you ever desire it.  It was established to try to make a secure location for officers to reside in.”
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me when i see a dog: pubby!
me when i see a service dog: MISTER pubby…
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You're absolutely right. I'm sorry, the 'way' in the url threw me off. Alright - what if the post office caught fire?
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> You don’t even want to think about that
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What if you knew there was something dangerous in an unopened letter or package you were to deliver?
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Well that’s easy, I simply won’t deliver it. Despite my pledge as a mail carrier to deliver.
Though if anything, being able to know if a package contained a dangerous item makes my job a little easier. Postal inspections are a tedious process, you see. But necessary for safety reasons.
What would happen is that the dangerous package will be confiscated and/or destroyed. I would even file a report to the authorities regarding such a package if need be.
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