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hey hey hey

Assigning you a song that makes white people go nuts (from experience)

#( abi reblogs things ) #LIFE IS A HIGHWAYYY #I WANNA RIDE IT ALL NIGHT LOOOONG

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Realized I have a naked rat and a small piano

Here's Harry banging out the tunes, April 13th 2023

#( abi reblogs things. ) #a worthy successor

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forbidden neil the rat photos

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on this most holy of days, at the behest of my dearest @archibaldtuttle, your humble servant has memorialized the bold and bodacious Neil Tunebanger, may his name be forever hallowed and his tunes bangin'

#( abi reblogs things. ) #NEED...

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ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

#( abi reblogs things. ) #PREV LMAOOOOO!!!! #neil gaiman should bang out the tunes too #for a treat #/hj

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Neil Banging Out The Tunes turns 18 today!!!

Happy birthday little buddy !!!! To celebrate, I allowed Neil to partake in many of the legal privileges that one acquires upon turning 18:

#( abi reblogs things. ) #omg neil banging out the tunes is 18.... #holy shit

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All of this in the same fucking night…insane

#( abi reblogs things ) #BISHOPS KNIFE TRICK **AND** WE ARE ENEMIES??? #BITING BITING BITING #GRABBING FOB WITH MY TWO HANDS #( disclaimer: i got pavlove & thus have no real right to complain ) #( but i will anyway /lh )

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#( abi reblogs things ) #watchmen had me by the throat #i read it for a heroes and monsters class #and i thought it was. So Good #and it IS #but i fixated so hard on it

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listen. listen to me so carefully right now. (if you're in the eclipse path/planning on viewing). please don't stare directly at the sun tomorrow. i am begging you - do not stare at it. if you got eclipse glasses off of amazon/other, please put them on in your house and make sure you can't see anything; if you can still see like regular sun glasses, they are not safe for eclipse viewing, you will burn your retinas, and we cannot fix that. eclipse glasses should be iso/ce certified, and aas (american astronomical society) approved. please make smart choices and protect your eyes. please.

#( abi reblogs things ) #eclipse 2024 #pls pls be safe!!

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You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

#( abi reblogs things ) #:D

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Reblog to boop the person you reblogged this from. Reblog to keep booping.

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do you boop? have you booped? will you boop? when will you boop?

#( abi reblogs things ) #CACKLING #this is so silly

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Pass it on 💛

#( abi reblogs things ) #<3

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i'm literally begging people to relearn how to use earbuds and headphones. i don't wanna hear your fucking tiktok while im waiting for my flight.

#( abi reblogs things ) #LITERALLY #drives me INSANE #esp since im neurodivergent #w sound sensitivity #but also like. just be courteous?? lmao??

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Terapagos, the Ultimate Weapon, and a 9am Crack Theory.

hi pokémon tumblr community. i need to know if this is something or if i've just absolutely gone insane. I wrote this at 9am after consuming nothing but coffee so it's a real possibility.

may i present my case:

See this thing? The Ultimate Weapon from Pokémon XY. Weird material for it to be made out of! I wonder if we'll see anything like it again -- a white, crystalline material -- perhaps in a nearby region--

Oh. Huh!

Well that's weird! Could just be a similar asset, though. Gamefreak and Pokémon aren't known for their forward thinking, so, alright.

But hang on. Wasn't there something that Xerosic said, after you push the button, and watch the Weapon open up?

Xerosic: “Did you see? The ultimate weapon is reborn! The poisonous flower has bloomed!”

Y'know that's a funny thing to say because in Scarlet and Violet, I just feel like there was a Pokémon, tied to the Terastal Phenomenon and Area Zero, that also happened to look like a poisonous flower. What an oddly specific thing to say-

“…It can latch onto walls to disguise itself as a plant. Should Glimmora sense danger, it will open all its petals to unleash a beam attack in retaliation. Glimmora's petals are filled with crystallized poison.” ( Bulbapedia, Glimmora Biology )

HUH!

But how could AZ possibly get his hands on crystals, from the bottom of a crater no one was able to reach until the 19th century?

Oh buddy boy do I have something for you.

Terapago’s dex entry says that it used to be quite plentiful before tectonic plate shifts. While this was even before AZ’s time ( shocker, i know ) – this means that more existed around Paldea before they went “extinct” – and could have even extended out into the neighboring landmass that is Kalos! You think those little guys cared about BORDERS? HELL NO.

“Terapagos inhabited the Paldea region in a bygone era. It was thought that this species went extinct, with it said to have been caught up in seismic shifts that occurred about 2,000,000 years ago.” ( Bulbapedia, Terapagos Biology )

Kalos and Paldea aren't that far from each other, if we're going off of real world France and Iberian Peninsula.

SO THIS MEANS: If there were Tera Crystals still in the ground from past Terapagos(es?) inhabiting what would become Kalos, their natural habitat extending Beyond Paldea--

AZ could've used Tera Crystals to build the Weapon, explaining the similarities in crystals and all the funny little coincidences.

( Also it would tie 'Pagos to Mega Evos and Deoxys, as if the little fucker needs to cause more shenanigans )

Anyway. Idk if this is even anything but take it for what it's worth lmao. I had fun with it.

#( abi writes things ) #long post #pokemon scvi #pokemon violet #pokemon scarlet #pokemon xy #pokemon x #pokemon y #terapagos #trainer az #but hey that's just a theory #a GAME THEORY- ( shot )

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Is this your idol?

#( abi reblogs things ) #this is how it felt after being @ camden #watching the tag the next morning #sorry y’all #he played pavlove for Us and not you <3 /lh

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Anon said: This one may be stupid but mine color change so I never know

Feel free to tag your eye colour!

#( abi reblogs things ) #i'm around a d30 i'm P Sure #closest to what i've got