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New patch pants progress cause my old ones got to small and also i didnt sew them well so the patches were falling off

The patches are for Dolmistaska (comic series), ACAB in disguise as All Cats Are Beautiful, Hatsune Miku Didnt Die For This, Eat the Rich, and a gender equality one on the side of the leg. I have a lot more to sew on, including all of my band patches, but it's progress :)

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tommy chow mein headcanons because i’m really vibing with him rn

he calls himself a feminist because he occasionally sells guns to women

says things like “broad” and “sonuvabitch”

he claims to have a really extensive library full of “classics” but when he brings you back there it’s all just children’s picture books

he has dr.d’s radio station playing all day every day except for when cherri cola comes on, then he cranks the volume all the way down

“of course i support cherri cola’s rights, cherri cola’s rights to shut the fuck up”

the suit he wears is the only clothes he owns don’t call him out on it he will cry

he isn’t actually an ant-person in national anthem he just has an ant mask that he likes to wear a lot

he’ll legitimately pretend not to know who the fab four are just to piss people off

he cheats at every single game he ever plays, he cheated at truth or dare once

if you need papers for your snazzy desert divorce he’s your man

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Twitter

The various layout changes that the Twitter accounts experienced, often signifying a “takeover” or plot twist (2010).

Sources: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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“Local gay conspiracy theorist with a mullet he hasn’t cut since the seventies that somehow still manages to commit felonies despite the fact that there are literally no laws in the zones.”

I think this is the greatest sentence I’ve read in a long time

Tommy Chow Mein is a flordia man i just know it. He talks like one acts like one does crazy shit like one he was definitely in the news for chasing crocodiles and blowing up a waffle house or something. Hes not homophobic though actually he was probably a gay porn star or something. He was totally a doomsday prepper and had a bunker in his basement he would have been so ready for danger days everything except the dude probably ended up a joy cause he went to vegas for a week and the helium wars started and he had to crash with his weird cousin(dr d) in la when all flights grounded and shit and he probably shot himself in the foot to avoid the draft but ended up having to fight anyway and reluctantly became a joy. He always believed in aliens and still wears tinfoil hats on the regular also hes never not high and he grows his own weed in a big ol greenhouse beind his shop but its no secret. hes the zones #1 dealer. Local gay old conspiracy theorist with a mullet he hasn't cut since the seventies that somehow still manages to commit felonies despite the fact there are literally no laws in the zones.

#tommy chow mein #danger days #ttlotfk #mcr danger days #the true lives of the fabulous killjoys #danger days hcs #danger days headcanons #gay

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Helium wars. May, 1999. L to R: Tommy Chow Mein, Cherri Cola, Dr. Death Defying.

ID in alt

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this is what we call getting carried away

(things are heating up in future miyagi)

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"Imagine what they did when we couldn't see their crimes on our phones"

Sticker spotted in NYC

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Hey - are there any punks out there that want to do a patch swap? I like DIY’ing my own patches but I love to have other people’s on too!

Here are some of my previous patches that I’ve made:

If you want to do a patch swap please reblog this or shoot me a DM! I’d be happy to make up to 5 painted patches and one embroidered patch.

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D.T.F. - Dyke To Fag

sticker design as a companion piece for a piece by @ivolederer (TBA)

T4T love is real and will save us all in the end

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I agree, but I’d like to raise you Kageyama is the most virgin of the bunch. He has the emotional awareness of a brick, not to mention that he has one singular brain cell and that brain cell can’t think of anything except volleyball. He would be to focused on volleyball to think about sex

as a fellow virgin male enthusiast, who are thee virgins of each fandom ur in??

— ⋆｡˚｡⋆ ｡˚ 𓆩𖥔𓆪 ˚｡⋆｡˚｡⋆ —

sᴘᴇᴀᴋɪɴɢ : ooooh, ive never really given any deep thought to who takes the virgin crown before. let’s dive in !

𓆩𖥔𓆪 — disclaimer ! these are just my opinions. if you disagree, cool. don't really care to hear it but let's be civilized and cordial.

Chainsaw Man - Obvious Answer

i know. you know. we all know who it is. do you think I should explain why? no. we all know I don't so we're gonna move on.

Demon Slayer - Himejima Gyomei

I’ll be honest, I was torn between Gyomei and Giyuu, but ultimately, Mr. Stone is taking the cake on this one. Now listen, I know we’re all enamored and absolutely riveted by the man's sheer size, but we have to be honest with ourselves (even if it hurts). And it’s not because he’s a sensitive soul and he cries over grass getting cut, but because he’s just a pious man imo. I truly believe that intercourse of any kind is the absolute last thing on his mind, if it’s there at all. Even if he did have sex, I’m pretty sure it wouldn’t be for pleasure. 

Haikyuu - Asahi Azumane

i struggled with this one because id have to go school by school and more than one came to mind (maybe I'll do that later just for funsies 🤭) but Asahi is scoring high on my vir-dometer. Asahi seems like the type of guy who would wait until he's in a strong committed relationship before he has sex. Casual sex, one-night stands, and even early into the relationship. Something as intimate and personal as sex shouldn't just be done willy nilly (hehe, willy) and he has to be sure and secure in himself and his partner. What a guy, right?

Jujutsu Kaisen - Kokichi Muta

I feel like he's a virgin just because he's chronically in the friend zone. He just kind of has the misleading aura to him that keeps landing him there, like "Oh, he doesn't seem like the type that wants to be in a relationship/have casual sex. But I enjoy his company so win some lose some." Of course, he doesn't feel like that, but he also won't clear that misconception/misunderstanding up. Sure he'd like to get laid, but not at the expense of how people perceive him. He knows his time will come soon enough, though.

My Hero Academia - Shigaraki Tomura

Now before y'all jump down my gullet and bring up AFO Shiggy, I want to implore you all to be fucking forreal. That boy can barely talk to the people in his league, let alone get someone into his bed. And if he did (by some miraculous act of god), i'm almost positive he'd do one of two things. Sit there confused as to what to do next or he'd cum during foreplay and fall asleep. He's just incredibly, debilitatingly awkward to me and I pity the boy.

Obey Me - Belphegor

Belphie's just lazy, to be completely honest. I can't see him putting in any actual effort to lose his virginity. Sex is a physical activity that, depending on how soft or rough/fast or slow you are, can be quite strenuous. Is 10-20 minutes of physical activity worth like, 4 minutes of afterglow? No. No it isn't. It'd be much better spent sleeping. Or taking a nap. Resting his eyes, if you will. If he ever decides to spare the energy to bone, however, he's not doing any work. Purely spoiled pillow prince.

Tokyo Revengers - Kisaki Tetta

Kisaki is still a virgin just because of how obsessive and delusional he is. There's only one person for him and he's tunnel visioned on making them his and his alone. It's different from waiting for the right one because he knows who the right one is. They just don't know yet. He doesn't have a single moment to waste on some random fling or distract himself from his ultimate goal of making his target officially his.

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part 2, sequel from the reunion: accidental confession

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after noya with glasses, i give you noya with long(ish) hair. you're welcome

#haikyuu #haikyuu nishinoya #haikyuu fanart #I’m so gay for this man #i almost cried #this art is amazing #this brings me life #nishinoya yuu #noya #not my art

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This AU is officially my new favorite thing ever

I forgot to mention that Noya specifically has ADHD-C (attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, combined type)!

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noya doodle!

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Manifesting

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

#i’m manifesting #I’m manifesting so hard right now #I’m manifesting harder then I’ve ever manifested #this is my face while I’m manifesting #😖 #see #I told you I’m manifesting

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5 things your character can't do while speaking

Choke. Just think about it, seriously. Think about what choking is and imagine speaking while it’s happening. That would fuckin’ hurt, man.

Hiss. Look, it’s just not possible, okay? No matter how “evil” you want your character to seem.

Snarl. Animals snarls. The Beast from Beauty and the Beast snarls. The Hulk snarls. You know who doesn’t snarl? PEOPLE WHEN THEY’RE SPEAKING.

Shriek. Come on, 99% of the time, “shriek” is not the word you want.Let’s face it: if you put an exclamation point at the end of the sentence, your reader gets the picture. Don’t bring to mind banshees and screaming toddlers.

Sneer. I’m not even going to bother explaining this one. “SNEER” ISN’T EVEN A SOUND.

#media literacy is dead #writing #dialogue #at least some people can read

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Reblog if think trans people are neato